Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) delivered the best speech ever as cosplay porn star Kristi Noem had to sit there and take it

Congratulations to Chris Murphy for delivering a flawless masterclass in constitutional reality to Kristi Noem, who entered the hearing with the confidence of someone who thinks “law” is just a suggestion. Her signature blend of arrogance and ignorance didn’t stand a chance.

Fantastic takedown of Noem. She didn’t look so tough in front of of Murphy as she batted her fake eyelashes.

He’s the best

Chris Murphy would make an excellent president of the United States.

All of these assholes act like they're on Judge Judy, repeating the question and fumfering to eat up time. Mincing prisspot Scott Besent did similar when Mark Pocan made him look foolish by asking who pays the tariff.

Kristi Noem had the balls to shoot a puppy, which is more than you can say for this pussy Murphy.

God bless Kristi as she does the Lord's work.

^^Dee...your next.

^^Dee...that's how YOU spell 'you're.'

Cricket's image should grace Mt. Rushmore someday for her role in exposing the evils of this administration.

Sadly, trusting puppy Cricket likely loved this monster to the end.

Was it strongly worded?

Like she gives a fuck. She probably already has the pardon in her desk.

That pardon's not going to be worth the fast food wrapper it's scribbled on, r11.

I sincerely doubt she was actually paying attention to what he was saying. It's beyond her intelligence to comprehend any kind of sense.

She looked like a dog watching TV

She looks like a dog wearing lipstick.

[quote]Chris Murphy would make an excellent president of the United States.

R4 He's not going to get elected singing from the transwomen in female sports hymnal, though. Even Gavin is rethinking that one.

Must you infest every thread?

Yeah, it's all great, but speechifying is NOT a "masterclass" if the students are under no obligation to learn anything or change. It's theater, which millions of Democrats far prefer to voting.

Noem doesn't give a fuck about anything he says and is not going to change even one iota. Not one.

I think her rapid eye blinking was actually some kind of Morse Code to Stephen Miller. She was saying, "What the fuck do I say in response to this ?"

Like she could learn Morse Code

[quote]Noem doesn't give a fuck about anything he says and is not going to change even one iota. Not one.

R18. Perhaps. But the Dems still need to rise and speak out. The midterms are 2028 presidential race is on the horizon. Chris Murphy and others with courage must show the voters that they are not simply rolling over and playing dead.

R18, she's probably thinking about the next pet dog she's gonna kill.

Also important that he put on official record that her fucked up priorities are making is less safe specifically Russia and China hacking us to death

Yes, r21. You've described "theater" mostly for those already planning to vote and the non-voters will be thrilled with this sassy talk as certainly more than enough and they'll continue being non-voters!

^ the hairpin in the balloon. Can't wholeheartedly disagree. Any suggestions r24? I ask sincerely.

R24. Chris Murphy is a member of Congress. It is his job to speak out as a way of showing accountability to the voters and to the Constitution to which he took an oath even if the non-voters remain apathetic.

Chris Murphy is single & has a beard.

And she will heed every word he said.

Nahhh. She heard no more of what he said than Ginger did.

Can we please not use dog jokes when discussing the puppy killer.

TIA

“The costume budget for your department must be insane!” 💅🏼

He's a bore and a buffoon.

That beard looks hot on him

R31 Miranda Devine for New York Post

I hope she gets run off a road.

R24 would you be happier if Murphy said nothing? Just shrugged and moved on?

I'm serious. I get what you're saying, but what should senators like Murphy do? Nothing?

He should also have added that her department wastes money on fucking nonstop TV commercials while our cybersecurity infrastructure is left to rot. Fucking incompetent teat.

She literally got as far as she did in life by her privilege and growing up in a state with 6 people. Notice how she can’t interact with people from civilization.

R2 did you just copy and paste your entire comment from the twitter thread?

Everyone always talks about how that cunt Kristi shot Cricket the puppy. Well, what about me????

Do you need insurance?

It doesn't matter. Nothing will come of it. "Illegal" has no meaning to Republicans anymore, unless it's used as an accusation to justify detaining and/or killing their political enemies.

America has become a lawless, fascist dictatorship already, supported by a significant part of the population.

Murphy will end in a concentration camp soon enough himself. All the concern, all the passionate speeches, they are nice--but entirely inadequate when faced with the evil of the current administration.

Is this the guy who met Zelenskyy and encouraged him to oppose Trump just before Zelenskyy met Trump in the Oval Office?

R38. Yes. I wanted to give the thread some juice right at the start--and it seemed like a good comment from twitter.

Got anything worthwhile to contribute?

Murphy’s comments were aimed as much at the feckless Senate Republicans as at Noem. [italic]THEY [/italic] have the power to, and are responsible for, holding the administration to account for implementing the laws they pass.

Instead of asserting their constitutional power, they are cowering under their desks. Almost all of them are worthless.

In the clip, Susan Collins, in blue, is sitting stock still - afraid even to show “concern.”

Murphy was just on 'The Weekend" with Rep Max Frost. (Boy, do they make a cute couple). The two of them were on their game, ripping apart this week's follies from the Trump administration.

Yes, Murphy is hot with his facial hair. And yes, I hope he's considering a run for the nomination in 2028.

The fatalist(s) in this thread haven't been paying attention to the actual elections, local and special, that have been taking place since Trump was inaugurated.

What do we think about Chris's beard? Is it anywhere near as transformative as Pete's?

I'm surprised our poster who's in love w/Chris hasn't posted about his beard.

[quote] The two of them were on their game, ripping apart this week's follies from the Trump administration.

FOLLIES!

I think Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) is more of a Ben than a Buddy.

I wish Murphy had asked Noem about her current alleged root Corey Lewandowski. Someone at some stage has to ask what he does in the administration.?

Kristi Noem deserves to have her vagina ripped open and her internal organs pulled out with a rusty pair of pliers. She also deserves to have all of her teeth, pulled out with anesthesia and her face cut up even worse than it already is. She also deserves to be forcibly sodomized without lube.

R50 without the anesthesia is what I hope you meant

R43 no need to be sassy I was just asking. Seemed like a weird thing to do. Idk why you couldn’t just link to the comment instead of claiming it as your own. Do you do that often?

Put the plagiarist on ignore. If they cheat with you, they'll cheat on you.

That filthy bitch looked like she just wanted to curl up in a ball and cry like a baby. There's a special place in hell for her and so many others in the fat orange pig's administration.

Dammit, Chris! Why'd you stop?

That trick was two minutes from popping her hardware and going all Paula Prentiss on him.

And YET a majority of eligible voters age 18-30 will STILL NOT VOTE in the midterms, and millions who do vote will vote GOP!

"Earn my vote!'

"They're ALL too old!"

"What have Democrats been doing for GAZA!"

"I'm still paying student loans so what's the difference?"

"Oh, was there an election?"

"The TRANS!"

Did Chris wish his mistress a happy mother’s day?

He might as well have been talking to the wall. Or banging his head against the wall. She will redouble her efforts to violate the Constitution.

Lewandowski is calling the shots for DHS. She moved into Navy Yard, across the street from him. Lots of late night and early morning walks.