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He told me his wife had a hard time handling 'all of him'.

He needed a load off. I told him I could handle every single inch of it. And I did. But boy was he not joking. That python was thick!

by Anonymousreply 14May 8, 2025 4:51 PM

Next time tell him to call animal control. People adopt these snakes and don't realize how big they can get.

by Anonymousreply 1May 8, 2025 1:32 PM

And then you woke up.

by Anonymousreply 2May 8, 2025 1:34 PM

Did you remember to tip your rentboy, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3May 8, 2025 1:37 PM

Did he sing this while he was fucking you?

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by Anonymousreply 4May 8, 2025 1:47 PM

This thread is.....

by Anonymousreply 5May 8, 2025 1:47 PM

OP: Doris Kearns Goodwin

by Anonymousreply 6May 8, 2025 1:49 PM

OP=virgin.

by Anonymousreply 7May 8, 2025 1:50 PM

Is this another one of your bathhouse visit threads OP?

by Anonymousreply 8May 8, 2025 1:59 PM

She gets self conscious when he turns her into a sprinkler.

by Anonymousreply 9May 8, 2025 2:03 PM

OP fries are up and we have customers waiting. Stop daydreaming and get to it.

by Anonymousreply 10May 8, 2025 2:17 PM

Fries aren’t ALL that’s up, baybay!

by Anonymousreply 11May 8, 2025 2:51 PM

Cardinal, I hope you are using a VPN!

by Anonymousreply 12May 8, 2025 4:24 PM

Sounds so Nifty!

by Anonymousreply 13May 8, 2025 4:26 PM

OP = Barbara Cartland

by Anonymousreply 14May 8, 2025 4:51 PM
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