Where Is Melania? spent fewer than 14 days at the White House since Jan 20.

There's been recent digging in The Rose Garden. It could be sinister.

They're going to put a patio over the lawn.

When are we gonna see her citizenship papers?

She wants out. She REALLY wants out.

I reelee no kurr, you?

If Michelle would have done this you would not have heard the end of it. I don't get Melania. Being first lady is a once in a lifetime situation. It might sound outdated but it seems actually fun.

I haf many client vant poosey show, eye meen arkeeteck drawing.

Like the corpse of Lenin, Melania is fragile and has to be periodically bathed in preservatives and have original tissue that's fallen off meticulously replaced with synthetic appliances.

Melania is waiting for the same event that the rest of us are.

^ She could speed that process along and sprinkle rat poison on his Big Macs.

She’s busy practicing her fire baton twirling as she will be leading the big military parade next month, tasseled tits and all.

And yet this is the marriage that Trump's Evangelical and Catholic supporters suggest all other marriages shoild emulate?

Between fucking secret service and military guards and visiting Baron at college and getting gang banged in frat basements there are only so many hours in the day OP.

"Be Best" is dead in the water.

Considering the razzing she took for her fallen face work at the Pope*a sendoff I'd doubt she'll ever show it again

^If that’s the vay I look, then zey won’t see me anymore.

Maybe she was 'accidentally' deported.

[quote] It’s like having Greta Garbo as first lady.

She’s more like Vera Hruba Ralston.

At least Vera actually had a special talent (figure skating) that would qualify her for an Einstein visa

"I speak 5 language just like new pope!"

She can't stand him, and neither can we. Can he just quit, I'd take Vance at this point.

I don't really care. Do u?

Iyum ARCHYTECK. Iyum bizee bilding BILDINGS.

What an ungrateful cunt.

R24=Tiffany Trump

She’s recovering from a pussy steam cleaning accident. She was “entertaining” 25 of Dump’s biggest supporters on Inauguration Day. After her ping pong and donkey shows, she hosted a gang bang at Dump’s hotel.

Dump the germaphobe insisted she get her cunt bleached and steamed after running all that dirty dick through it. Unfortunately, there was an accident with the steamer, and the poor old whore suffered third degree burns on her piss flaps and clit.

gotta luv this, it's a two-fer

I was molested when I was 14.

I don’t know that Greta’s famous saying, “I want to be left alone, “ is really the vibe here. I think it’s more apt to say the vibe is: “I want Donald to leave me the fuck alone.“

[quote]Where Is Melania? spent fewer than 14 days at the White House since Jan 20

Same as her husband.

I design the classy swimming pool for Rose Garden. It has Jacuzzy for entertaining.

Also next to Jacuzzy I put the statue of Nude Man. For the American People!

Don't worry, she's reportedly safe in a sanctuary city.

She’s a whore

bitches she was unveiling this new fetching stamp just today

That worked out quite well for both of them then, R35

Why does she wear her coats/jackets over her shoulders? So pretentious. Or maybe she wants to make a quick getaway.

She's visiting us, we can't blow ourselves, you know.

I hope Bar’s ghost pays her a visitation tonight.

lmao

Bar Bush's corpse is rolling over. She hated Trump and his trashy whore wife.

Oh well, what do i care? Bar was a nasty old Republicunt.

I wonder who had leverage sufficient to force Melania to appear at **the unveiling of a postage stamp**. Of all things!

She doesn’t give a shit about playing the role to which her unfortunate choice in ATMs has led (TWICE) and is just fine with letting an entire breathlessly watching world know it. Why on earth part the veils and appear over a STAMP?

indeed, she'd rather not be a part of any of it

keep 'em coming

So did Jacqueline Kennedy, but probably glorified and given a pass on it because she’d go to hounds or on NYC/exotic jaunts with her sister and other American/European high-society acquaintances to escape Washington and its White House every damned chance she could manage to do so.

[quote] She wants out. She REALLY wants out.

Out of marriage with Donald?

Not at all.

She, like her husband, is a stupid cunt.

she's a grifter cuntess

I back at home in Trump Tower to be the watch on young strange Barron child, you nice gay peoples. Yes. Unveil the postal stamp with sad old lady face. Who that, I ask assistant? She say something about bushes? Confuse about rose garden, probably. Nevermind, I do not give the cares. I call down to nice security guard for the takeout. Extra the mushroom sauce. Big mushroom energy, Mister Security. Melania enjoy portobello. Not big fat orange man with tiny baby bella.

Vy eye haf to geeve party for postage stamp of Quacker Oats man? Fuuck ze Quacker Oats!

She's doing what she's passionate about: fucking Hank Siemers. And tanning her poosay.

r51 googled that guy and had no idea there were rumors.

She’s been spotted in Switzerland with Barron. Probably picking out her own Rococo’s Penthouse.

........

She’s in Switzerland having her cunt tightened AGAIN and getting new, more aggressive bolt on tits. She’s also getting a new credit card reader installed outside her snatch so she can take Apple Pay.

I've never seen her smile like that around Donald R54, even when he pays her.

telling not one bush showed up for the honor. and the media wont ask why.

I’m bewildered that MAGA think that a nude model ex-prostitution whore is the classiest First Lady of all time. What would snobby cuntress Babs Bush or Blow Job Queen Nancy Reagan think of her?

In Trump Tower banging her boyfriend like she has been since 2016.

It's clear why she's not around.The contract that she negotiated in the event of a second term stipulated the bare minimum of public duties.and appearances.

It's all about cash with these grifting lizards

I know there have been boyfriend rumors for years but that woman and her pussy are ice cold.