I told the guy I’m talking to to come over for dinner. Instead of cooking I bought McDonald’s

Yes.

You invite me to dinner and then feed me fucking McDonalds.

That might very well end the friendship.

No problem as long as you got me a LARGE Coke!

Yes, you just know that McDonalds food is at fridge temps now.

One time I was ambushed to eat that and because it was late at night in a small flyoverstan town. I ordered a salad. That tells you how long it’s been since I’ve eaten there.

Small flyoverstan towns sometimes have the best small diners and food joints

I like McDonald’s occasionally so I would have been fine with it.

I eat whatever's put in front of me.

Pizza or Chinese would have been a much better choice.

You could have made something simple like carbonara or French toast. I wouldn't have been impressed and I like trashy fast food.

Depending on how into I was it wouldnt bother me at all . If I really didnt like you it'd be a perfect excuse to punch and delete.

I hope you at least asked him what he wanted before ordering. I don't care for their burgers or fries but would be fine with a shake.

In what context are you talking to this guy? Business? Sex? A Signal chat about invading Panama?

OP works at the White House.

If I laugh any harder OP I'll need oxygen. However, I've been there done that. It really is about the circumstance.

well it depends. are you being charming and giving me a fun and lovely evening charged with romantic and sexual energy? I love McDonalds.....but I would suggest you just be honest and say you were stuck at work and thought it might be nice to do take out - and what would I prefer.......

Yes, because you'd treat your female faghags to a 5-star restaurant.

If you are man serving McDonald's to man, then there is nothing wrong with it. If you are female, then the guy coming over should immediately leave and delete your sorry ass. A man expects a woman to do better.

Yes, incensed in fact

Seecow, you need to try

Most men will eat anything, mad or not

Reminds me of the time a new flame, who lived some distance away, invited me over for dinner. When I got there he said his flat-mate had gotten home unexpectedly and eaten my part of the dinner, so new flame decided to join flat-mate in finishing the rest of the food. All he had left to offer me was half a piece of Key Lime Pie.

I left and didn't return.

Well if you invite someone over for dinner, it usually means you are going to cook or at the very least order something decent delivered from a local restaurant. McDonald's is literally the cheapest laziest trashing thing you could do. Unless you BOTH happen to be McD supper fans.

Maybe next time when he invites you over, he will skip the cooking as well and serve you Lunchables.

I would laugh. Kudos to you!

Cinco De Mayo was just yesterday. Couldn't you have at least gone to Taco Bell? 🌮

Taco Bell = Mexican McDonald's

The least you could do is go to an authentic Mexican food truck, cheaper and more authentic at least.

[quote]Would you be mad?

Hey. How could I be mad when I'd heard your ravings already in our calls.

R20 I hope you kicked him in the nuts before you left ! How rude was he ?!? What an asshole .

I might be upset but then I would think hey this guy might be something different.

I would never buy a guest McDonald's unless that's what he said he wanted if asked. There wasn't a Chinese or Italian place open even? Hell, pizza would've been better than that.

[quote] I eat whatever's put in front of me.

Me too...and sometimes I even eat stuff put on either side and behind me.

I wouldn’t eat it

OP are you the same poster who goes on a weekly date night with your partner to McDonald's? You must be so grossly obese.

Fast phood is mostly water, grease and air. In a couple hours it shrinks to half its size. It has to been eaten... fast.

Only acceptable if it was Chicken Snack Wraps and fries.

But those aren't back yet, so nope, not acceptable.

You sound like my kinda guy, OP!

You don't even shell out for a Big Mac...you got tge cheap Double Cheeseburgers.

Fail. You don’t have to cook if you’re too stressed. But you must do better than McDonald’s. I’m walking out on that.

^^the

It's easy to whip up carbonara and it's cheaper than McDonald's, gain some basic life skills OP.

You couldn’t even shell out for a quarter pounder, you got a basic-ass mcdouble. Who are you feeding, his four year old?

I'm lovin' it!

Talk about a cheap date, OP.

McDonald’s is meant to be eaten there, onsite, while it is still hot. You can’t reheat it properly and when you try— especially with the fries— it makes the kitchen smell like farts.

R42 I live across the street from one

OP your class knows no bounds. I forecast wedding bells!

Only fat whores relish the idea of tasting McDonald’s grease on their lover’s lips. I suppose the thought of transferring bits of masticated fried burger during that kiss would be like opium to said fat whore.

It doesn't look like you supersized it, OP. I would have slapped you in the face for that.

Is that your belly the food is resting on, OP?

Is a fancy date going to Applebee's with a two for one coupon?

OP was probably suicidal when McDonald's got rid of the McRib sandwich.

You both sound FAT!

Why couldn’t you order from Uber Eats or Door Dash? McD is so trashy! I would walk out as soon as I saw it.

Did you at least serve the food on nice plates or just leave them in the paper bag?

Well if OP is only talking to and not dating maybe McDonalds is okay.

You better be hung and great in bed to warrant such a shitty meal being offered to a potential trick.

Fast food is cold 4 minutes after they hand you the bag (sometimes it's cold WHEN they hand it to you). It's inedible by the time it gets to your house.

Someone in my building ordered McDonald’s from DoorDash and the driver waited almost an hour for this person who never showed up. Unlike OPs EST, this actually happened.

DoorDash just drops shit off in the lobby at my building if nobody shows up

You fucked up. Twinks want Taco Bell.

Punch and delete.

You live across the street from a McDonalds? Are you... impoverished?

As an adult of over thirty years I can count on one hand how many times I’ve dined on McDonald’s

McDonald’s is always a ghetto place. I’ve been twice in five years. The first time a crackhead was stealing soda and had to be chased out. The second time a man with a mullet freaked out because he dropped his milkshake and a homeless man was holding a sign right outside. A kind employee brought him food

Did OP ever confide how his talking to friend reacted to the meal choice?

Something tells me the “guy he was talking to” was probably a plumber who was surprised by a McDonald’s feast when he showed up to fix ops toilet

Pizza would have been better.