[quote]I cannot tell you the moment that New York began for me, only that I began in New York. There are stories from the months before I was born, when I was still nestled inside my mother like a Yonah Schimmel knish to go. ...
Fat bitch didn’t feel like walking. New Yorkers walk.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 6, 2025 1:14 AM |
“Omaha here I come!”
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 6, 2025 1:25 AM |
New York has a sigh of relief.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 6, 2025 1:29 AM |
[quote]Lens Dunham: 'Why I Broke Up With New York'
[quote]King Kong: 'Why I Broke Up With New York'
[quote]Eve Harrington: 'Why I Broke Up With New York'
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 6, 2025 1:36 AM |
Read the room bitch. No one cares why you left New York
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 6, 2025 1:39 AM |
I don’t need to read this to know that Joan Didion’s “goodbye to all that” this is not.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 6, 2025 1:46 AM |
The obesity rate in NYC is lower than the national average. It ranks 88 out of 100 most obese cities in the US.
Lena has gained about 600 pounds since leaving NYC.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 6, 2025 1:49 AM |
I shoulda given her to Jesus when she was born... now the Devil has come home.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 6, 2025 1:51 AM |
It’s not you, it’s us
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 6, 2025 1:58 AM |
She is such a product of her time. Those hipster millenials are dated, it's hard to believe they were so ubiquitous.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 6, 2025 2:17 AM |
R6, the Didionitis is strong in this one.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 6, 2025 2:21 AM |
She should get this tattooed
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 6, 2025 2:24 AM |
I miss Girls I wish she’d create another show
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 6, 2025 2:34 AM |
[quote]I was still nestled inside my mother like a Yonah Schimmel knish to go
I can't believe any editor let this ridiculous sentence be published.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 6, 2025 5:20 AM |
She's exhausting.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 6, 2025 5:30 AM |
[quote]The obesity rate in NYC is lower than the national average. It ranks 88 out of 100 most obese cities in the US.
New York City ranks 18th overall out of 182 US cities in a ranking of America's healthiest cities. A significant portion of New Yorkers, approximately 60%, are either overweight or obese. The city's obesity rate is a key factor contributing to its lower ranking in the overall health standings.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 6, 2025 6:23 AM |
With Trump and Lena Dunham gone, that percentage should drop to 40%, r16. If you New Yorkers can get my fat daughter off her sofa and out of town, you might get it down to 20%.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 6, 2025 6:33 AM |
Agree, R14. That line stopped me in my tracks, which is sort of how I always received Lena’s writing. She has some skill but it’s always punctuated with really bad lines.
That said, this made me feel sort of bad for her. She seems like she’s always longing for somewhere she can’t get. She claims to be settled now, but I question it.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 6, 2025 11:05 AM |
She's unhappy because she's unattractive. And that's regardless of weight issues. She's just not pretty.
I know it's overly simplistic but it's the case for a lot of plain/unattractive women.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 6, 2025 4:08 PM |
R19- She was kinda purty when she lost weight years ago. I do agree she is particularly unattractive now.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 6, 2025 4:13 PM |
She dresses like this deliberately, she wants the negative attention. Her character on Girls did the same thing.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 6, 2025 4:16 PM |
She’s intolerable
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 6, 2025 4:19 PM |
She needs to try monjurro
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 6, 2025 4:34 PM |
What she REALLY needs to do is break up with donuts.
Those donuts do look fabulous ( I am not a fat whore)
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 6, 2025 5:07 PM |
NY: No, I am breaking up with YOU
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 6, 2025 5:15 PM |
It’s a good article. Lena Dunham has realised that displaying humility is not innately anti-feminist relic when women-deserve-a-seat-at-the-table but a sign of humanity. She should keep writing and never act, ever.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 6, 2025 5:30 PM |
R19 Is right
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 6, 2025 5:31 PM |
I was molested when i was down on the floor looking for my contact lens.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 6, 2025 5:34 PM |
[quote]Lens: This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Agreed.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 6, 2025 5:50 PM |
Had she been like 80% of her peers (even the naturally beautiful ones) and fixed her nose, had her chin and jaw sculpted and a blepharoplasty, she could have transformed herself at least into something cute face-wise.
It wouldn't help her naturally mousy hair colour, her height, her unwillingness to see a personal trainer 3 times a week or to count calories, but it would be something.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 6, 2025 6:04 PM |
I still remember her episode of Scandal, where she played the hottest call girl in Washington who was threatening to release a tell all book about her exploits.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 6, 2025 6:09 PM |
I saw her in Chelsea when Girls first hit. She looked attractive and well groomed then. Her big problem was her pear shaped body. Not in fashion at all. Short of extensive surgery, not much she can do.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 6, 2025 6:11 PM |
She’s left New York because she couldn’t fit!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 6, 2025 6:13 PM |
That is some kind of mental illness in the pic at R20. There has to be deep seated self hatred to flaunt her repulsive body.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 6, 2025 6:15 PM |
Her whole schtick was exposing herself and then shaming people who didn't want to look at it with diatribes on body shaming average looking women. But there was no point to her nudity, it was just random and pointless. I remember the Emmy opening one year that had her sitting naked in a bathroom eating a cake. It had nothing to do with the opening number (Which was some Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey dance) but for some reason it was just there.
It's telling that Girls never became a gay cult hit. Four female led series are catnip among gay audiences, yet Girls never took off in that way. Her appeal has always been greatly limited. And that generation of upper-class college, twenty something white feminists who lauded her "bravery" is now facing middle age and is largely outdated in today's society.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 6, 2025 6:37 PM |
R30 I think most blonde actresses have mousy hair:
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 6, 2025 6:39 PM |
R34 it’s weird how she has no torso. Her breasts and right above her hips.
Also, obese women aren’t usually so flat chested. She’s just oddly shaped all around.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 6, 2025 6:43 PM |
R19- When the show went on the air she was 25 years old and even though she was chubby ( not yet morbidly obese like she is now) she had a cuteness that being only 25 years old allows a young woman to have even when she is chubby. Her youth is long gone and she must weigh a hundred pounds more than she did when filming began in 2011.
Even then though she must have been jealous of Marnie ( was that her name) who was tall and slim and very pretty- in real life. On the show they were best friends and she was not jealous of her at all- which is TOTALLY fake.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 6, 2025 6:46 PM |
Gingivitis with vagina dentata.
That takes commitment.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 6, 2025 7:30 PM |
I liked this piece. She's a good writer.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 6, 2025 7:48 PM |
Not to take her side, but I'd swap NYC for London in an instant if I were loaded. There's just no contest, especially with the current regime in D.C.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 6, 2025 7:50 PM |
Because of this thread I decided to start watching GIRLS again on MAX. The early seasons were rather charming at times. She was always overweight but in 2011 when filming began she was only mildly overweight not the at least 100lbs she is now- poor thing.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 6, 2025 9:49 PM |
She actually looks good here, or the best she has ever looked.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 7, 2025 3:40 AM |
She has gamine like facial features but the excess weight ruins her look. Some people look better heavier, shes not one of them.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 7, 2025 4:36 AM |
R44- WOW 😮
She's looks geniunely pretty in that photo.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 7, 2025 3:00 PM |
Yes. She looked pretty when I saw her. Not fat then but a very dumpy body..
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 7, 2025 3:42 PM |
She looks like she tried to swallow NYC whole. Good riddance to her.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 7, 2025 6:43 PM |
I liked it. Shit, I like her.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 7, 2025 7:39 PM |
She’s a modern day Andrea Dworkin.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 7, 2025 11:23 PM |
Her GIRLS body never looked so good. She has naturally bad proportions no matter how thin she is (big ass, wide or semi-wide waist, narrow shoulders, small tits), and she had some rolls. But she wasn't that big at all and could at least look good in clothes. What's happened to her is just so much worse.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 7, 2025 11:31 PM |
If you’re rich I don’t want to see you talking about anything besides how grateful you are. I feel like my head is going to explode if I see one more brat’s navel gazing masturbation session published in OUR media, so sick of this LITTER.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 7, 2025 11:47 PM |
R51 - it's because she didn't work out - she just lost weight by dieting. You have to mold and sculpt your body, particularly if you've been overweight.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 7, 2025 11:51 PM |
[quote]Her big problem was her pear shaped body. Not in fashion at all. Short of extensive surgery, not much she can do.
Extreme calorie restriction is about the only thing that can make pear-shaped women conform to contemporary standards of what is considered attractive. Keira Knightley is pear-shaped but so thin you don't really notice. (I have seen people refer to Kim Kardashian as pear-shaped but she looks like more of an hourglass to me.)
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 8, 2025 12:09 AM |
God do I wish I could be a Skinny Minnie like she is!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 8, 2025 12:19 AM |
[quote] Had she been like 80% of her peers (even the naturally beautiful ones) and fixed her nose, had her chin and jaw sculpted and a blepharoplasty,
80% of her peers have fixed their noses, had their chins and jaws scultped, and had blepharoplasty???
Honey: NO. You're living in a fantasy.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 8, 2025 12:22 AM |
Lena is a fantastic writer. She has odd ideas and absolutely refuses to conform to what society deems attractive. I like her a lot. You can keep your Nicole Kidman surviving on one lima bean a day and two face lifts per year.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 8, 2025 12:45 AM |
It's either Nicole Kidman OR Lena Dunham!
You must have one, or the other. You cannot have both, nor neither, nor anything in between!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 8, 2025 12:47 AM |
I actually liked Girls. She really captured that demo of that generation. I'm not part of that demo or that generation (or that gender or that sexuality (of the main characters anyway)), but that's why I think it's so well written. I still enjoyed it a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 8, 2025 12:59 AM |
R59: It started out trying to to capture the diminishing prospects as experienced by Oberlin grads, but hardly a broad demographic. Unfortunately, it became an exercise in navel gazing after that and stayed that way.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 8, 2025 2:17 PM |
It was still very entertaining. The best characters were Adam and Eli.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 8, 2025 2:29 PM |
She's always been a self obsessed nut job, but once Jack Antonoff dumped her (and most likely cheated on her with Lorde) and then got married to the insanely gorgeous Margaret Qualley, she went completely off the rails and ate up her feelings and then some.
Her writing is okay, but she's such a pathetic, needy victim all the time that it becomes tedious to finish or care about the outcome of her pieces.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 8, 2025 3:17 PM |
and another hundred people just got off of the train
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 8, 2025 3:21 PM |
The funny thing is that Qualley isn’t really beautiful with her bulgy eyes and gummy smile but Gen Z worships her. Lens is actually talented, but Qualley is just annoying without the talent.
Still, I do like the Lana Del Rey song about her, Margaret.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 8, 2025 3:28 PM |
I was going to say the same thing but figured I would get accused of being Lens R64.
Lena is no beauty and has a misshapen figure outside her weight issues, but Margaret looks kind of ugly to me and is shaped like an underweight boy. No curves at all. Snd she's tedious in her own way.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 8, 2025 4:13 PM |
R65 haha I am not Lens either and not a fan.
But I hate that awful Kenzo commercial with MQ people think is so brilliant. It’s awful, and she’s awful. You can’t escape it on Instagram. I get what the director was going for but it doesn’t work.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 8, 2025 4:20 PM |
Lens's success and stardom reflect a very particular moment in time when there was a shift away from conventionally attractive and slim women.
She became famous because "body positivity" and the burning desire for "regular" women to be seen as desirable were just gaining traction. Phrases like "fat shaming" and "anxiety" were rallying cries, excuses, and badges of honor.
It was a perfect storm for someone like her to become successful in her limited way.
She's like a two-hit wonder pop star.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 8, 2025 4:30 PM |
I'd be more interested in how she broke up with junk food and excess helpings.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 8, 2025 4:33 PM |
I wonder if she made Jack hold her hand while the enema was taking effect? Gross bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 8, 2025 4:38 PM |
Notice Jack moved on and locked down Margaret Qualley quick. I'm sure after LD she seemed like the most beautiful woman in the world.
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by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 8, 2025 4:45 PM |
Les husband earns every penny.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 8, 2025 4:45 PM |
Any parent who agrees to let their kid go to Oberlin might has well flush their money down the toilet. It's a worthless school.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 8, 2025 4:54 PM |
[QUOTE] It's telling that Girls never became a gay cult hit. Four female led series are catnip among gay audiences, yet Girls never took off in that way.
R35 This is actually a testament to its greatness. It was the 2010s and the culture had moved beyond Sex and the City.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 8, 2025 4:59 PM |
[quote] 80% of her peers have fixed their noses, had their chins and jaws scultped, and had blepharoplasty???
All of the following have had at least 2 out of the 3 done, and most were already considerably beautiful: Jennifer Lawrence. Scarlett Johansson. Jessica Chastain. Blake Lively. Mary-Kate and Ashley. Beyonce. Angelina Jolie. Ariana Grande. Amber Heard. Zoe Kravitz. Margot Robbie. Ciara. Megan Fox. Monks Kelly. Shay Mitchell.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 8, 2025 5:13 PM |
[quote]Any parent who agrees to let their kid go to Oberlin might has well flush their money down the toilet. It's a worthless school.
Oberlin is known for its excellent conservatory of music. Its music and arts programs are far better than its academic ones.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 8, 2025 11:53 PM |
[quote] I actually liked Girls. She really captured that demo of that generation. I'm not part of that demo or that generation (or that gender or that sexuality (of the main characters anyway)), but that's why I think it's so well written. I still enjoyed it a lot.
Ditto.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 8, 2025 11:59 PM |
I once stood behind her at Murray's Bagels and she was as nice as can be to the few queens who recognized her.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 9, 2025 12:09 AM |
How many bagels did she eat? Was there any left for you?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 9, 2025 5:10 AM |
Thank god!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 9, 2025 5:28 AM |
"but once Jack Antonoff dumped her (and most likely cheated on her with Lorde) and then got married to the insanely gorgeous Margaret Qualley"
Let's not be hyperbolic. "Thin and not unattractive, so a big upgrade from Lena" is more like it.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 9, 2025 9:11 PM |
[quote] Lena is a fantastic writer.
Hi Lena!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 9, 2025 9:24 PM |
These people are all so ugly and irrelevant.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 9, 2025 9:25 PM |
Jack Antonoff music sucks
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 10, 2025 12:04 AM |