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What are the annoying lies in your relationship? What do the lies mean?

The lie: “I’ll just have a bite of your entree”

What he actually means: “I’m eating your entree when it’s inevitably better than what I ordered. Aren’t you watching your weight anyway?”

by Anonymousreply 3May 6, 2025 12:50 AM

For the life of me i will never understand the need for 'a relationship'

by Anonymousreply 1May 6, 2025 12:43 AM

“We’ll see” - hell no are we doing that, but I’ve no intention of telling you

“I don’t remember it that way” - convenient memory lapse is benefiting your side of things, or trying to make you feel crazy.

by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2025 12:45 AM

Let's spend the rest of our lives together, vascillating between reluctant tolerance and seething rage beneath the surface

by Anonymousreply 3May 6, 2025 12:50 AM
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