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Military Parades, Reopening Alcatraz, Saying Merry Christmas Again, The Gulf of America and Gilding the White House

Let's suggest more fantastic ways our Great Orange Leader can Make America Great (and Golden) Again

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by Anonymousreply 45May 6, 2025 1:29 PM

Being the next Pope

by Anonymousreply 1May 5, 2025 1:57 AM

He can die slowly and publicly in an excruciatingly public way.

by Anonymousreply 2May 5, 2025 2:14 AM

Maybe a meteor will land on his head.

by Anonymousreply 3May 5, 2025 2:27 AM

America has had sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 4May 5, 2025 2:54 AM

Bring back minstrel shows, Jim Crowe and the Green Book!

Let's make America REALLY great just like it used to be.

by Anonymousreply 5May 5, 2025 3:17 AM

He can set fire to himself.

by Anonymousreply 6May 5, 2025 3:17 AM

He can put Uber and Lyft out of business by executive order . He can put homeless men to work pulling Rickshaws for the elite.

by Anonymousreply 7May 5, 2025 3:37 AM

He is destroying the USA because he is a psycho. We should get out in droves regularly to oppose him.

by Anonymousreply 8May 5, 2025 3:53 AM

It's mind blowing how fucked up this guy is.

by Anonymousreply 9May 5, 2025 4:03 AM

He can start giving the women of the White House, Senate and house weigh ins like they used to do for Airline Stewardesses and waitresses at the Playboy Club and Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.. He can give out pink slips and suspensions if Susie Wiles and staff don’t stay underweight. He can hand out diuretics and cartons of cigarettes to help the girls in Washington. DC….. Amy Klobacher had better watch the water weight!

by Anonymousreply 10May 5, 2025 12:32 PM

Thurgood Marshall's name deleted from Baltimore-Washington International Airport and substituted with Roy Cohn's.

by Anonymousreply 11May 5, 2025 12:42 PM

Dropping dead.

by Anonymousreply 12May 5, 2025 1:01 PM

Who or what is a "Thurgood Marshall" R11?

by Anonymousreply 13May 5, 2025 1:07 PM

Logging Yellowstone

by Anonymousreply 14May 5, 2025 1:09 PM

Oil wells in Arlington

by Anonymousreply 15May 5, 2025 1:09 PM

Invade France

by Anonymousreply 16May 5, 2025 1:10 PM

A congressional beauty contest

by Anonymousreply 17May 5, 2025 1:10 PM

Sex tape with Ivanka

by Anonymousreply 18May 5, 2025 1:11 PM

Snort Adderall at a cabinet meeting

by Anonymousreply 19May 5, 2025 1:11 PM

Bald Eagle hunting permits

by Anonymousreply 20May 5, 2025 1:12 PM

Pushing AI relentlessly on DL.

by Anonymousreply 21May 5, 2025 1:24 PM

I thought Harris would win damn if I know. But one possibility

Going down in history, with statues of him all over the country, where he will be remembered as the man who did more to change America , and set it on a new path , more than any American in history. A 1000 year gop maga reign started in 2024..

High School students at any Trump High School of Excellence, in any of our American cities , in the future will often ask, what’s a liberal, what’s a trans, what’s a progressive , what’s a library, granny did you ever see any!

And why did Harris go to prison?

by Anonymousreply 22May 5, 2025 1:28 PM

What the fuck is that word salad, R22???

by Anonymousreply 23May 5, 2025 2:00 PM

The guys around here would love that, R20 -- then they could mount them on their walls.

by Anonymousreply 24May 5, 2025 2:07 PM

Eventually the pendulum will swing back, correcting this hard right movement. In 40 years, there will be many movies and documentaries made about Trump and the American citizens of this time.

by Anonymousreply 25May 5, 2025 4:54 PM

Being the first criminal inmate to be tortured and murdered in the newly renovated Alcatraz.

Idiot, federal prison populations are down, lots of empty beds. CA is closing unneeded prisons and consolidating. Alcatraz was closed because it cost three times more to operate than other federal prisons. It's now a popular tourist attraction.

Anyway, he's just trying to annoy San Franciscans and Californians with this insult. Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 26May 5, 2025 5:35 PM

Bring back Freedom Fries!

by Anonymousreply 27May 5, 2025 5:59 PM

R#27 Ok, Pam.

by Anonymousreply 28May 5, 2025 6:23 PM

shutter some small leafy liberal arts schools through blackmail, theft and imprisonment. Set up a chain of Ladies Charm Schools with the Mar a lago Trumpettes as head mistresses and the Senatrice as Chairman of the Board of Trustees. Take over a few tech institutes in port cities such as New York and San Francisco for the Vraist Lady Trump Top Model Whore Academies.

by Anonymousreply 29May 5, 2025 7:06 PM
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by Anonymousreply 30May 5, 2025 7:08 PM

In 40 years the earth will be a a smoldering husk ruled by Emperor X Musk III, but you'll be long dead by then so it won't matter.

by Anonymousreply 31May 6, 2025 2:32 AM

Tariffs, layoffs/downsizing/terminations, high interest rates, student loan garnishments, inflation prices... No one is buying a house.

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by Anonymousreply 32May 6, 2025 3:51 AM

He can require that all his male supporters wear uniforms and stand at attention for hours each day as he leads the nation in praises of his eternal faultlessness. Brown is a nice color. Especially for their shirts.

by Anonymousreply 33May 6, 2025 4:01 AM

LESS DOLLS AND PENCILS FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!

by Anonymousreply 34May 6, 2025 4:04 AM

Fewer!

by Anonymousreply 35May 6, 2025 4:07 AM

TRUMP CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH R35!

by Anonymousreply 36May 6, 2025 4:14 AM

Bring back ddt & leeches!

by Anonymousreply 37May 6, 2025 5:05 AM

YOU WILL TAKE MY PHONE DIALING PENCIL FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS, DONALD!!!

by Anonymousreply 38May 6, 2025 7:04 AM

Time for a new National Military Civil Improvement Work Draft. We are a national of lazy cowardly bloodsuckers who do so little for the common good. Who do virtually nothing for the country as a whole. Time for a change.

Start the call ups

Then watch those leaving the country for Panama grow,

by Anonymousreply 39May 6, 2025 10:09 AM

He could off himself.

by Anonymousreply 40May 6, 2025 12:56 PM

His dementia is becoming more obvious by the day.

by Anonymousreply 41May 6, 2025 1:00 PM

People joke about it but it's no laughing matter when there's a mentally unfit president in the WH. It's downright dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 42May 6, 2025 1:05 PM

[quote]Brown is a nice color. Especially for their shirts.

Also highly recommended for their underwear.

by Anonymousreply 43May 6, 2025 1:12 PM

R42 bitch bitch bitch try to say something nice and positive

by Anonymousreply 44May 6, 2025 1:13 PM

I've never lusted more for someone to just fucking drop dead.

by Anonymousreply 45May 6, 2025 1:29 PM
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