Tasteful friends, this Philadelphia interior designer is obsessed with beige

Way too earthy, someone sinister definitely happened at summer camp and he's still working through it.

Non-existent ass, too.

I agree, R1. He needs to do more lunges, squats, deadlifts et al. And those zodiac (?) tattoos on his arm are off putting.

A little too much stuff in that living room, not everything to my taste....but it's a beautiful apartment.

She looks a little fussy

I don't hate his apartment, but it definitely shows his limitations as a designe.

I can pick it all apart, but what would be the point? Does he even have any clients aside from his own apartment?

His place doesn't look terrible, it's comfortable and functional, and it doesn't look fussy (though his unboxing videos of "the perfect marble tray" are insufferable and prissy.). It's just boring because he reached doe the low lying design clichés -- and found them. It's just that it lacks anything that is a remotely bold gesture.

Would you call that color scheme Old Lady's Pantyhose? Or Simply Taupe? Who cares? It's boring and monochromatic and unvaried in texture and everything is on a too small scale. For fuck's sake, buy a huge gilded mirror even if the mouldings are mostly destroyed...It would be 109x better than the fussy little way undervalued mirrors with the too precious gilded moldings (gilded in gold radiator paint.)

Timid. No point of view. No tension between any one thing and another as there should be. The whole thing fearful where it should exert a little force at least.

Why is he walking around in his panties?

What color wall is "trendy" now? Grey is overdone...

OP, "Young Sheldon" is not an accurate guide to autism.

Even his dog is color-coordinated to match the decor!

I, too, immediately noticed his asslessness in those would-be thirst-trap videos. The décor I barely noticed.

Beige interiors are boredom and mediocrity incarnate.

He's fascinated by what comes out of his ass, in the entire color spectrum.

I almost like it. It wouldn't take many changes for me to be comfortable there.

Chromophobia is not taste.

Wondering around in those panties he doesn't seem to have a crack either. No thanks.

Take a look at the 2025 catalogs from Restoration Hardware and Arhaus. 100% beige, cover to cover. Ridiculous.

I do love his brown Boston......We just put ours down

He's got very nice taste but everything's very fussy and specific. It must be exhausting.

Ugh, ugly millennial interiors. No thanks

Ah, he's not an interior designer, he just plays one on Instagram.