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The guy from the Jerkmate ads that appear before certain forms of adult male entertainment .....

what do you think of him?

Eye candy?

Annoying preview before the movie starts?

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by Anonymousreply 45May 5, 2025 12:18 AM

He looks CGI

by Anonymousreply 1May 3, 2025 7:21 PM

Has he got an OnlyFans?

by Anonymousreply 2May 3, 2025 7:25 PM

Hot except for the purse lips.

by Anonymousreply 3May 3, 2025 7:26 PM

Hot except for the shark eyes, more like. The cocksucking lips can stay.

by Anonymousreply 4May 3, 2025 7:27 PM

He looks incredibly stoned.

by Anonymousreply 5May 3, 2025 7:42 PM

He is such a MAAAAAARY!

by Anonymousreply 6May 3, 2025 7:45 PM

OP, I think you mean “annoying preview until the Skip button appears.”

by Anonymousreply 7May 3, 2025 7:54 PM

He looks like an annoying shop bottom. I can hear him complaining about his cunt boss at Sephora now.

by Anonymousreply 8May 3, 2025 7:59 PM

And everything needs to be "just so" in the sack for him to be able to get off.

by Anonymousreply 9May 3, 2025 8:01 PM

Meh

by Anonymousreply 10May 3, 2025 8:04 PM

ugh no

by Anonymousreply 11May 3, 2025 8:06 PM

Never seen him before in ads. I’d have to see more.

by Anonymousreply 12May 3, 2025 8:08 PM

He sucks, and not in the way you would want.

by Anonymousreply 13May 3, 2025 8:08 PM

I need to see more of him before I judge.

by Anonymousreply 14May 3, 2025 8:08 PM

"Hows it going with the acting, son? Didn't you have an audition for a commercial?" "YES Mom and Dad - I GOT THE PART! I don't know what it's for yet - but hey, any work is a stepping stone, right?"

"Oh HON-EY! We're SO PROUD OF YOU!"

3 months later - "ROBERT MICHAEL EDWARDS - YOU PICK UP THIS PHONE RIGHT NOW!! YOUR UNCLE JOE SAW YOUR COMMERCIAL - WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT???"

by Anonymousreply 15May 3, 2025 8:09 PM

I want to see him in a sling, getting worked over by Rhyheim and his gang of BBCs, screaming "More, more, again, again!"

by Anonymousreply 16May 3, 2025 8:16 PM

Great skin. Agree that he looks baked, r5.

by Anonymousreply 17May 4, 2025 4:11 AM

Those eyebrows when she speaks.

by Anonymousreply 18May 4, 2025 5:38 AM

Gurleen

by Anonymousreply 19May 4, 2025 12:10 PM

Meh.

by Anonymousreply 20May 4, 2025 12:30 PM

His stupid wave is what kills it for me.

by Anonymousreply 21May 4, 2025 1:04 PM

Ha, r21! The wave must be endured before we get the SKIP.

by Anonymousreply 22May 4, 2025 1:09 PM

He did what he had to do to support his husband and their children.

by Anonymousreply 23May 4, 2025 1:12 PM

FAG!

by Anonymousreply 24May 4, 2025 1:34 PM

He's the nelliest gurleen that ever gurleened.

by Anonymousreply 25May 4, 2025 1:39 PM

Pretty. 22. Mega-gay. Self-absorbed. I’d happily plow the boy but don’t make me endure a conversation with him.

by Anonymousreply 26May 4, 2025 1:48 PM

He’s so awful. He’s supposed to be talking, I assume, but he’s not even forming words, just making faces.

by Anonymousreply 27May 4, 2025 1:52 PM

One or two of the guys in the little bubbles look somewhat doable. But not Miss Gurleen in the center.

by Anonymousreply 28May 4, 2025 1:54 PM

Pretty lips. Weird mustache.

by Anonymousreply 29May 4, 2025 2:00 PM

R27 - Yes - but that's why it's funny if he didn't know what it would be used for. They just had his face - not his naked body. They probably told him make an arrange of facial expressions while talking.

Then he ends up in a porn commercial. LOL

by Anonymousreply 30May 4, 2025 4:36 PM

I think he's AI, OP.

by Anonymousreply 31May 4, 2025 4:37 PM

Good god. I look at a guy like that and I feel bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 32May 4, 2025 4:52 PM

He looks like AI made from snippets of every RPDR queen as shown in boy drag.

by Anonymousreply 33May 4, 2025 5:32 PM

He does a move with his neck and his limp hand a few seconds in that kills my boner every time.

by Anonymousreply 34May 4, 2025 5:52 PM

That’s when he’s telling his gurlfriend that his bitch Sephora manager won’t let him have the weekend off for Gay Pride.

by Anonymousreply 35May 4, 2025 6:20 PM

Is it Lev Ivankov?

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by Anonymousreply 36May 4, 2025 6:28 PM

It’s the wave and the eye roll as he thinks of something to say. A terrible choice for the ad IMHO.

by Anonymousreply 37May 4, 2025 6:31 PM

Well, at first it’s a “you’re introducing me to slutty old guys” and then I forget him.

I feel the same way about gays who under 40. Way out of my leave, but pretty.

by Anonymousreply 38May 4, 2025 6:34 PM

r36 Omg, that IS him. Good job!

by Anonymousreply 39May 4, 2025 8:29 PM

This is him at a different kind of work, in case you had trouble visualising it.

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by Anonymousreply 40May 4, 2025 8:34 PM

He's a pretty boy with animated features. So what?

by Anonymousreply 41May 4, 2025 8:36 PM

R40 Do you know what that's from?

by Anonymousreply 42May 4, 2025 8:37 PM

r42 [MEN] Inked & Dicked – Lev Ivankov & Sunny D

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by Anonymousreply 43May 4, 2025 8:39 PM

Extremely prolific, he's pretty much done every studio under the sun. Here's him presenting, before the tats.

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by Anonymousreply 44May 4, 2025 8:43 PM

I've seen him in videos. He's foreign, not sure from where.. Not particularly attracted to him, but maybe will be in 10 years or so when he fills out a little.

by Anonymousreply 45May 5, 2025 12:18 AM
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