We might break up today. We're moving furniture.
Some big pieces are going downstairs. Some old, broken furniture getting discarded. Dueling measuring tapes will be deployed. I'll try to break the tension with "PIVOT". Pain in the ass questions about the angle of the stairs and "couldn't we just have taken this right outside and walk through the yard to the downstairs floor?"
Moving furniture SUCKS
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 4, 2025 12:13 AM
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Were there no Mexicans outside your local Home Depot?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 3, 2025 12:47 PM
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You can hire people to do that.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 3, 2025 12:51 PM
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Make sure to do it one last time.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 3, 2025 1:09 PM
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We hire people for this type of thing.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 3, 2025 1:33 PM
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Perhaps you'd do better if you'd tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a WINDOW where one OUGHT to BE.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 3, 2025 3:03 PM
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OP, you lost me at “We might break up today.”
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 3, 2025 3:38 PM
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“Dueling measuring tapes”??
Stealth size queen thread.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 3, 2025 3:40 PM
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Set fire to it all and just burn the house down. After all, you are moving... aren't you?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 3, 2025 4:38 PM
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This is so fascinating, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 3, 2025 4:42 PM
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OP, are you too fucking lazy to write a decent opening montage and theme song for your silly stories? They are the abrubtEST stories ever.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 4, 2025 12:13 AM
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