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We might break up today. We're moving furniture.

Some big pieces are going downstairs. Some old, broken furniture getting discarded. Dueling measuring tapes will be deployed. I'll try to break the tension with "PIVOT". Pain in the ass questions about the angle of the stairs and "couldn't we just have taken this right outside and walk through the yard to the downstairs floor?"

Moving furniture SUCKS

by Anonymousreply 10May 4, 2025 12:13 AM

Were there no Mexicans outside your local Home Depot?

by Anonymousreply 1May 3, 2025 12:47 PM

You can hire people to do that.

by Anonymousreply 2May 3, 2025 12:51 PM

Make sure to do it one last time.

by Anonymousreply 3May 3, 2025 1:09 PM

We hire people for this type of thing.

by Anonymousreply 4May 3, 2025 1:33 PM

Perhaps you'd do better if you'd tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a WINDOW where one OUGHT to BE.

by Anonymousreply 5May 3, 2025 3:03 PM

OP, you lost me at “We might break up today.”

by Anonymousreply 6May 3, 2025 3:38 PM

“Dueling measuring tapes”??

Stealth size queen thread.

by Anonymousreply 7May 3, 2025 3:40 PM

Set fire to it all and just burn the house down. After all, you are moving... aren't you?

by Anonymousreply 8May 3, 2025 4:38 PM

This is so fascinating, OP.

by Anonymousreply 9May 3, 2025 4:42 PM

OP, are you too fucking lazy to write a decent opening montage and theme song for your silly stories? They are the abrubtEST stories ever.

by Anonymousreply 10May 4, 2025 12:13 AM
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