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Ahhhh, after he steals all our money with a DOGE mouse click, he will take to his tower of solitude.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 2, 2025 5:56 PM |
Has anyone gone to Dubai and had a nice time? My friends all hated it.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 2, 2025 6:06 PM |
What the fuck do you do in Dubai? There's no culture so just shopping?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 2, 2025 6:10 PM |
It looks like Sauron's tower, except with a large black square rather than a flaming vagina atop it.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 2, 2025 6:48 PM |
[quote] It looks like Sauron's tower, except with a large black square rather than a flaming vagina atop it.
"My p*ssy no longer in flames, I swallow antibiotics!"
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 2, 2025 6:51 PM |
‘As a resident, you’ll have seamless access to the world-class hospitality and service standards the Trump name is known for’ the hotel site boasts.
Who ever wrote that should seek help immediately.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 2, 2025 7:43 PM |
If someone asked me, "What would a Trump hotel in Dubai look like?" I'd say a tacky, skyline-ruining tower with TRUMP in huge letters and fake gold throughout, just like the rendering.
Those million dollar apartments will be snatched up by elite MAGAts before the are building is finished. Throngs of less-wealthy Trumpers will dip into their life savings for a once in a lifetime pilgrimage to see the grandeur of "MAGA Mecca" in person.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 2, 2025 8:53 PM |
He is selling U.S. citizenship alongside the condos in Dubai...to wealthy foreigners. Do the Dumptards of Flyoverstan understand that the Presidency is a commercial enterprise for the Dump crime family.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 3, 2025 1:07 AM |
Well, it certainly wasn't modeled on the end the result of his Clone Your Willy kit
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 3, 2025 5:16 AM |
I demand a refund!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 3, 2025 5:52 AM |
[quote]'...you’ll have seamless access to the world-class hospitality and service standards the Trump name is known for...'
That actually wasn't how it worked out for me.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 3, 2025 6:01 AM |
🛌 🪳🪳🪳
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 3, 2025 6:15 AM |
Can you imagine the shit the next Democrat president is going to have on their hands to untangle? Endless mountains of lawless and amoral shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 3, 2025 6:39 AM |