…but I did not shoot the refugees.
Please use this thread. Apologies for the error. Too much daydreaming about the day when it happens.
Previous thread below.
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…but I did not shoot the refugees.
Please use this thread. Apologies for the error. Too much daydreaming about the day when it happens.
Previous thread below.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 6, 2025 11:19 PM |
Kudos on the thread title, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 2, 2025 4:45 PM |
love the title
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 2, 2025 4:52 PM |
Love the title
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 2, 2025 5:01 PM |
Great title, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 2, 2025 5:10 PM |
If that FOOL has that parade and celebration while cutting of Snap, NPr, PBS, Medicaid etc - I hope - well Zia won’t put it in print. I hope the hang that fool by his ankles.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 2, 2025 5:59 PM |
Chefs kiss on the thread title, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 2, 2025 7:58 PM |
Shocker! Wingnut Kash Patel isn't working too hard
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 2, 2025 8:37 PM |
Kash has misused the FBI jet to visit his "girlfriend" in Nashville (of all places) and attend at least one hockey match in Canada.
Even his fellow Indians are taking note of his 3rd World behavior in the United States of America. What about the MMA promoter he lives with in Las Vegas and presumably fucks raw?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 2, 2025 9:10 PM |
What ABOUT the MMA promoter he lives with in Las Vegas and presumably fucks raw?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 2, 2025 9:32 PM |
Thread title is sheer brilliance, OP. Well done.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 2, 2025 10:36 PM |
Thanks all! I wanted to use “but I swear it was in self defense” as the second line, it was a toss up, but the total ignorance of due process won the day.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 2, 2025 10:51 PM |
It would have been brilliant either way, but i think the better choice and now we all have an ear worm for the weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 3, 2025 12:35 AM |
She ATTACKED a Black Child... then MAGA Made Her a Star
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 3, 2025 4:58 PM |
R14 - I bet that clip doesn't get shown on MSM or if it does, it won't be as incoherent as it appears above. He's cracking and trying to deflect - again - but his attempts are becoming more feeble as things continue to spiral downward. His time is coming but not fast enough for the rest of us!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 5, 2025 10:19 AM |
"During a private dinner at Mar-a-Lago, Trump personally apologized to Enrique Tarrio, the former national chairman of the Proud Boys, for the treatment of January 6th rioters under the Biden administration according to a tweet from Tarrio.
Tarrio added that Trump said “I love you guys” and asked him to deliver a message to other January 6 defendants: “Thank you.”
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 5, 2025 11:48 AM |
Donald has turned the US government into the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.
And absolutely no Republican in Congress gives a shit.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 5, 2025 8:24 PM |
Enjoy your summer vacation:
The Trump administration has temporarily suspended an air-quality monitoring program at national parks across the country.
The program collects data on levels of harmful air pollutants, including ozone and particulate matter, at the 63 national parks in the United States. Federal officials consult this data when deciding whether to grant permits to nearby industrial facilities, such as power plants or oil refineries.
Breathing in these pollutants is linked to a range of adverse health effects. For instance, long- and short-term exposure to particulate matter is associated with heart attacks, strokes, asthma attacks and premature death, according to the Environmental Protection Agency.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 6, 2025 11:28 AM |
Randy Rainbow Rodgers and Hammersteins Pete Hegseth
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 6, 2025 3:06 PM |
"There's a very, very important announcement to be made. Maybe Thursday or Friday or Monday." Just tell us now you fucking moron.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 6, 2025 4:14 PM |
"Grossly incompletent, the last president we had."
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 6, 2025 4:22 PM |
"Everybody keeps saying when are you going to sign deals? We don't have to sign deals!"
Guess 90 deals in 90 days is out the window.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 6, 2025 4:26 PM |
I wish I knew what foreign leaders say about him after they leave his meetings.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 6, 2025 4:30 PM |
"Obama is building his library in Chicago and it's a disaster."
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 6, 2025 4:34 PM |
[quote]Everybody keeps saying when are you going to sign deals? We don't have to sign deals!
I thought he already signed 200 deals.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 6, 2025 4:36 PM |
His babbling is over the top today.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 6, 2025 4:38 PM |
Carney looks bored. Has he rolled his eyes yet?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 6, 2025 4:45 PM |
Trump humiliating himself in front of Carney. Of course
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 6, 2025 4:54 PM |
I'm sure Carney had the GW Bush line going through his head: "Well that was some weird shit".
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 6, 2025 5:00 PM |
Do you think Donald manages to do a fresh shit each time he meets with a world leader or does he go in with a dirty diaper to ensure he'll stink them out?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 6, 2025 5:11 PM |
His intention is to continue insulting Canada.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 6, 2025 5:59 PM |
The look on Carney's face wasn't in to response to what DUMP said, it was the putrid smell to the left of him. I wonder if they put a plastic cover over the chair DUMP sits on (not in) to prevent soiling the fabric. Another shit show brought to you by the White House!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 6, 2025 7:44 PM |
#TrumpSmellsLikeAss
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 6, 2025 7:55 PM |
Trump is a fucking nut, remove him from office.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 6, 2025 8:08 PM |
[quote]Trump is a fucking nut, remove him from office.
Oh, okay.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 6, 2025 8:11 PM |
I think the Trump admin is absolutely serious about annexing Canada. Otherwise they wouldn't keep having Donald bring it up. Starting a major military operation would be the perfect cover for martial law and suspending elections. And Americans love a big expensive foreign occupation because so many of them make bank from the military, its contractors and allied industries. Not to mention the Canadian conservative party is essentially just a branch of the Republican party. If the Conservatives had won the recent election they might very well have agreed to hand the country over to the US. They still might if they get the chance.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 6, 2025 8:25 PM |
Canadians are fucking annoying and I hate the accent. I don’t want this.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 6, 2025 8:27 PM |
R38 has stated her boundaries!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 6, 2025 8:30 PM |
How the hell would they even implement that? Invading? Canada will fight back.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 6, 2025 8:30 PM |
[quote] Graham writes on X. “To my friends in Israel, do what you have to do to protect your airspace and your people. It is long past time to consider hitting Iran hard. It wouldn’t take much to put Iran out of the oil business.”
Miz Lindz pandering and urging combat. Same ole…..
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 6, 2025 8:33 PM |
You just know he was salivating when he posted that, r41.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 6, 2025 8:35 PM |
I need to finish my final post in thread #75:
The day when it happens.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 6, 2025 8:51 PM |
If Lindz wants a war with Iran so bad, she should volunteer for combat!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 6, 2025 8:55 PM |
r40, of course it would but Canada is a country of 40 million inhabitants versus our 330 million plus the largest military in the world. It's not a threat to just shrug off.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 6, 2025 9:00 PM |
Maine Governor Janet Mills Told Trump "I'll See You In Court." And Then She Beat Him
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 6, 2025 9:02 PM |
Great title, OP!
Dotard is making a complete mess he’ll never get out of. We’ll never get out of. Do we want the next president to be a Democrat? It’ll be yet another huge mess to clean up for which they’ll get blamed yet again, and we’ll end up with, “Democrats never do anything when they are in office!”
It’s not easy to make progress cleaning up disasters Republicans keep leaving us.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 6, 2025 10:20 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 6, 2025 10:23 PM |
R41 Was Lady Lindz waving her parasol when she posted that?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 6, 2025 11:12 PM |
I just hobbled through Target (I broke my toe) in So Cal. It is a nice one I visit often. The shelves were empty! So somber - it reminded me of early Covid. Here we go!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 6, 2025 11:13 PM |
Now when you leave the store, you walk out bow-legged due to the prices.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 6, 2025 11:15 PM |
I thought we were supposed to be boycotting Target R50.
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