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The Gays and Tennis - Part 182 Clay Continuing Currently

On to Rome, Hamburg, Geneva and then Roland Garros. Enjoy the eye candy that is Zlatan Dzumhur, Damir’s brother, “fashion stylist” and apparently sometime tennis player (amassed $36 as a professional tennis player). Thank you R497, R509, R510 and R514 of the prior thread for introducing us to Zlut-an

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by Anonymousreply 329May 12, 2025 11:29 PM

Da, molim.

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by Anonymousreply 1April 30, 2025 12:25 AM

You fucked up that first post well & good…

by Anonymousreply 2April 30, 2025 3:33 AM

Fortunate to spend yesterday at the Madrid Open, with incredible eye candy matches. Tommy's mustache is a mistake, but he has lovely thighs. Khachanov does indeed look like a Helmsworth, albeit with less muscle. Musetti is lovely -- he's the only one who doesn't wear a baseball cap or a headband, presumably because it would mess up his perfect hair -- he's also tiny compared to the other blokes, although it doesn't seem to matter. The Dmitrov-Fearnley match comprised one game (leftover from yesterday's blackout); Dmitrov is, indeed, lovely, but Fearnley is a doll. Draper and Berretini are both as beautiful closeup as you'd imagine -- I don't understand why the latter retired after a set (no evidence of injury into the tiebreaker).

It's a great place to watch tennis -- no bad seats in the main stadium (unlike the Grand Slams), and Court 3 (main stadium tkts get access) is about as close to the players as you can get.

On the tennis front, I haven't been to live tennis in 6 years, and the game has changes, I think for the better -- the power, the focus, the accuracy, the shots that have no margins of error. No tedium of Nadal's OCD every serve and Djokovic's annoyance (I am already writing him off as yesterday's news). The men are much hotter, as well.

Madrid is the nicest city in the world.

by Anonymousreply 3April 30, 2025 6:06 AM

Thanks for your observations, r3. Are you going back today?

by Anonymousreply 4April 30, 2025 6:10 AM

Thank you, Madrid Correspondent R3

I always enjoy DL G&Ter's live reports. You are so right about Madrid - an amazing city. I haven't been for about a decade but such a fun and exciting vibe.

by Anonymousreply 5April 30, 2025 6:18 AM

RFC has anger issues. I totally believe the allegations made towards him.

by Anonymousreply 6April 30, 2025 6:38 AM

r3, Do you watch/listen to the "Nothing Major" podcasts? Those American boys were saying they were never able to figure out Madrid as a city. Didn't think the Caja was that Magica, either.

by Anonymousreply 7April 30, 2025 7:37 AM

Happy for Ruud!

by Anonymousreply 8April 30, 2025 7:57 AM

Going out in Madrid in the late 90s and 00s was a blast. Out for a dinner at 10pm - hit a first bar about midnight. Get chatting to someone at the bar - they introduce you to their friends. Leave with them en masse at 2am, and off to the next bar. Get talking to someone else at the new bar - meet their friends - leave with the new people to go to a club - rinse and repeat until you finally run out of juice/sanity at some afterparty at someone's apartment in Chueca in the middle of the next afternoon.

Unlike Barcelona, no-one cares where you're from - if you're up for an adventure you're 'new family'. Think of a European version of the 70s 'Tales Of The City' San Francisco.

Grand architecture, a beautiful park (The Retiro), a brilliant Metro system. and great food and drink. Seriously, what's not to love?

by Anonymousreply 9April 30, 2025 8:52 AM

Nice.....

by Anonymousreply 10April 30, 2025 9:58 AM

yes, please

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by Anonymousreply 11April 30, 2025 10:17 AM

Substitute his dick for that water bottle...

by Anonymousreply 12April 30, 2025 10:43 AM

[quote] Those American boys were saying they were never able to figure out Madrid as a city.

What did they mean?

by Anonymousreply 13April 30, 2025 1:17 PM

They can’t read a Metro map.

by Anonymousreply 14April 30, 2025 1:53 PM

r13, The primary complaint seemed to be they never knew where to go to eat (and that the Spanish dining hours were a bad fit for a player's schedule). But it also seemed like they couldn't figure out where they were supposed to go for fun/tourism.

I will add that I don't have a clear sense of Madrid as a tourist destination, either. It seems to lack the iconic must-see attraction and/or neighborhood.

by Anonymousreply 15April 30, 2025 2:01 PM

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve read here in a while.

by Anonymousreply 16April 30, 2025 2:03 PM

“1will add that I don't have a clear sense of Madrid as a tourist destination, either. It seems to lack the iconic must-see attraction and/or neighborhood.”

Sad, last days for stupid Americans.

by Anonymousreply 17April 30, 2025 2:04 PM

R15 I understand what you mean, R15. Madrid lacks the grand statement landmarks of a Paris, Rome, London, or even Seville, but... I know this sounds 'wanky'... it's more of a vibe city. You hang out, observe, and get drawn in to what's going on. It doesn't really lend itself to the experience of visiting tennis players who are looking for things to easily do and see in the few hours they have to spare during a tournament.

by Anonymousreply 18April 30, 2025 2:18 PM

It doesn’t sound wanky. It sounds ill-informed and moronic.

If you had only one morning and afternoon to spare you could see three of the world’s greatest art museums within a 15 minute walk, with time to stroll through one of Europe’s greatest public parks.

by Anonymousreply 19April 30, 2025 2:25 PM

Captain Jack makes short work of ODS Tommy: a 6-2, 6-2 steamroller.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 30, 2025 3:19 PM

Also American boys take to clay like certain politicians take to the truth. Have we had any American ATPers master the clay since the days of Agassi, Courier and Chang ?

by Anonymousreply 21April 30, 2025 3:28 PM

"Good match. Lose the PP and you'll play better."

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by Anonymousreply 22April 30, 2025 4:54 PM

Another American clay flopper

by Anonymousreply 23April 30, 2025 5:20 PM

Flopos Americans!

by Anonymousreply 24April 30, 2025 5:23 PM

Young GD levels up against Not So Young GD!

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by Anonymousreply 25April 30, 2025 7:30 PM

Tough day at the office for my beloved Demon.

by Anonymousreply 26May 1, 2025 12:16 AM

R26 I can't help but feel it was a big opportunity missed for Demon to take his first 1000 title, with the top 5 already out or absent.

by Anonymousreply 27May 1, 2025 5:52 AM

Another fun day at the Madrid Open -- I can't imagine a tournament that gives you better value for your money -- no bad seats, and you can visit the other main courts if you're not feeling the match on the main court.

Draper v. Paul: They both play the same sort of game -- stand at the baseline and wait for the other handsome guy to make an error. But Jack is much bigger, much stronger (Paul would clearly be the bottom) and was not missing at all yesterday. Tommy just totally outgunned (think 8x6 vs. 5x4). After the match, Big Jack took off his baseball cap so that his perfectly coiffed here (still perfect after the match) would be just so for the interviews...

Maddy v. Iga: First set, Maddy didn't miss a thing. Iga Bageled! But somehow we knew that Iga would win. Iga looks...scrawny. But focused. The final set was tense.

The funnest match of the day was on Court 3, for dessert: Ro Bopanna, looking grandfatherly at 45, playing doubles with Ben Shelton (less than half Bopanna's age) against two veteran Argentinian fellows. I'd love to know how this pairing came about. Ben is handsomer and much smaller in person! Looks barely 5'8". But more power than the other three put together -- plays very exciting tennis, and when it works, it's amazing, but it often doesn't work...All charisma, little control. Bopanna has quite the cheering section. Doubles here they play sudden death games (no deuce/ad) and no third set -- the third set is simply a ten point tie break, which the Argentinians won 11-9. Men's doubles on a tiny court > Women's singles on a stadium court.

Those above who don't get Madrid...Really? True, it doesn't have an Eiffel Tower or a Sagrada Familiar or a gay beach, but fantastic museums, great neighborhoods, amazing parks, fantastic food, and the street vibe is just wonderful (even during the blackout on Monday). In nice weather (which can be a problem, admittedly), my favorite city in the world.

by Anonymousreply 28May 1, 2025 6:31 AM

Thank you for the report, R28.

It’s doubles match!

by Anonymousreply 29May 1, 2025 6:40 AM

Lorenzo... and the faintest whiff of a treasure trail.

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by Anonymousreply 30May 1, 2025 8:13 AM

R28 You nailed it. I don't get why Madrid gets a bad rep. Sure, it doesn't have the Eiffel Tower or the Colosseum or Sagrada familia. And it's in the middle of the country, so not exactly close to a beach (just a few hours away by train though!) On the other hand Madrid is amazing in many other ways, it has an amazing park (Parque Retiro), great museums (Thyssen, Prado etc), a great gay neighborhood (Chueca), great food, good public transportation (the metro), a good vibe and the weather is really nice (in summer, even though it gets really hot it is never unbearable thanks to the altitude, it's a dry heat). The best part is that it isn't overtly touristy. Barcelona has become horrible. Madrid is a very underrated city imo. It's very fun and can be recommended. The people are friendly and fun too.

by Anonymousreply 31May 1, 2025 8:31 AM

Lore pit

*sniff*

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by Anonymousreply 32May 1, 2025 10:27 AM

Beautiful brown skin.

by Anonymousreply 33May 1, 2025 11:10 AM

Wuud Team or Small Cat Team?

Fran C v1.0 Team or Mensik Team?

Captain Jack Team or Twinknaldi Team?

Lore Team or Diallo Team?

by Anonymousreply 34May 1, 2025 11:14 AM

Wuud team

Cerundolo team

Draper team

Musettimi

Thanks ever so much for asking!

by Anonymousreply 35May 1, 2025 11:20 AM

Sucks i want both musetti and Diablo to win. My inly 2 faves left

by Anonymousreply 36May 1, 2025 11:43 AM

Wuud Team

Cap'n Jack Team

Fran C Team

Lore Team

by Anonymousreply 37May 1, 2025 12:04 PM

A French tennis player has claimed that he was given a death threat at the net by his opponent in a Challenger tournament on Wednesday afternoon.

Corentin Moutet was taking part in the Open Aix Provence Credit Agricole in Aix-en-Provence this week, playing his first-round tie against Pavel Kotov.

A place in the second-round remains in play for both players, with bad light having suspended their tussle at 7-5, 3-6 to Moutet, and with the third set at 5-5.

But the 26-year-old could yet be unwilling to return to face off with his Russian opponent, having alleged that Kotov said that he would 'kill him' if he returned to face off with him at the net.

In a post on social media which was later deleted by the player, Moutet claimed that Kotov had told him: 'Next time you come to the net, I'll kill you.

'One day, someone will kill you.'

Directing the remainder of the post at his followers, and the ATP, Moutet added: 'There wasn't even a warning. Apparently, those words are allowed on court.

'How do you (the ATP) expect me not to get involved if you don't do your job?'

After deleting the social media message, Moutet later returned to the platform to reshare a report of the events, adding: 'I'm going to have trouble sleeping...'

World No121 Kotov has not responded to the allegations publicly.

The pair were forced to continue their clash on Thursday, with Moutet taking the match 6-5. 3-6, 7-5. The pair refused to shake hands at the net.

Moutet has often courted controversy on the tennis tour, most recently embroiling himself in a showdown with world No75 Alexander Bublik during which the Kazakh star offered to 'meet (Moutet) in the car park'.

'You want to fight? The French kid is speaking and he doesn't want to fight.' Bublik said after both players had shaken hands with the umpire.

'Let's go. We meet in 10 minutes outside.'

Last year's Madrid Open also saw Moutet engage in a battle of words with the umpire after she denied him the opportunity to drink a coffee during his four-hour epic against Shang Jungcheng.

'It doesn't matter where we play, we don't provide coffee,' the umpire said in an attempt to placate the Frenchman. 'I cannot bring it to you.'

Moutet instead went into furious detail about the other refreshments on offer at the tournament, before adding sarcastically: 'Am I asking for caviar?'

by Anonymousreply 38May 1, 2025 2:20 PM

I didn't realize Diallo is so tall (6ft8). He's another player who can't stop shouting and fist pumping

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by Anonymousreply 39May 1, 2025 2:27 PM

Is this the real life? Is this just Fran-tasy?

Cerundolo outlasts an ailing Mensik to join Casper in the semi finals.

by Anonymousreply 40May 1, 2025 3:27 PM

Frantastic!

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by Anonymousreply 41May 1, 2025 3:30 PM

r40, the article on the ATP site doesn't mention Mensik being injured. Was he hurt or just fatigued?

by Anonymousreply 42May 1, 2025 3:51 PM

R42 The Sky TV commentators mentioned several times that Mensik had been nursing some kind of virus all week. He definitely looked fatigued from the middle of the second set.

by Anonymousreply 43May 1, 2025 4:03 PM

Big Jack D is now sporting the most delightful highlights in his hair.

by Anonymousreply 44May 1, 2025 4:42 PM

Yesterday Jack grabbed Tommy at the net to give him a big hug

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by Anonymousreply 45May 1, 2025 4:47 PM

Coco NO choke-o. …whips Iga’s ass on clay.

by Anonymousreply 46May 1, 2025 4:54 PM

A very demure, very mindful Captain Jack takes care of business - 6-0 6-4 over Twinknaldi.

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by Anonymousreply 47May 1, 2025 5:09 PM

Today at the Madrid Open...

Neither Ruud nor Coco crumbled. The latter was VERY impressive: Calm, collected, unrattled, the serve and forehand working beautifully. Totally dialed in. Even after the first set during the "toilet break," (I love it that they actually call it that), while Iga went potty, Coco practiced her serves. Beautiful. Ruud's game isn't flashy, but his shots hit the lines today just a few more times than Medvedev...

Wonderful doubles match with Americans Harrison (yum if you like Abercrombie boys with abs) and King (yum if you like handsome African American men) firing on all cylinders and making the semis. Again, open access to smaller courts makes this a fantastic tournament for spectators. Couldn't be easier to get to the Caja Magica by metro (which is immaculately clean, calm, polite)...A lovely place, this.

by Anonymousreply 48May 1, 2025 5:14 PM

Thanks for the entertaining updates R48 - eres una estrella!

by Anonymousreply 49May 1, 2025 5:51 PM

Iga always takes a “bathroom break” when she loses the first set. Odd how that happens. Shades of Citybus.

by Anonymousreply 50May 1, 2025 6:02 PM

Christian Harrison and Evan King

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by Anonymousreply 51May 1, 2025 9:15 PM

Cap'n Jack!

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by Anonymousreply 52May 1, 2025 9:16 PM

luverly Lore

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by Anonymousreply 53May 1, 2025 9:22 PM

Impeccable taste R51!

by Anonymousreply 54May 1, 2025 9:23 PM

Frantastic Team or Wudd Team?

Cap'n Jack Team or Luverly Lore Team?

by Anonymousreply 55May 1, 2025 9:46 PM

Wuud team.

Hard to decide for me as well between Jack and Lore. I’ll go with Lore.

Thanks so much for asking.

by Anonymousreply 56May 1, 2025 9:55 PM

Coco v She Hulk should be a great final. Coco plays Saba tough for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 57May 1, 2025 9:57 PM

Wuud and Lore. A visual feast tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 58May 2, 2025 12:15 AM

Non-white/yellow final, per favore. Grazie mille.

by Anonymousreply 59May 2, 2025 12:17 AM

[quote] Non-white/yellow final

What does this mean? You don't like predominantly white clothing like Agassi at Wimbledon?

by Anonymousreply 60May 2, 2025 3:03 AM

I'm actually happy whoever gets through to the final - nice to have a bunch of non-asshole players - who are all pretty easy on the eye - at the sharp end of a tournament.

by Anonymousreply 61May 2, 2025 12:40 PM

R61 Completely agree. I will watch both matches and let the best win.

by Anonymousreply 62May 2, 2025 1:25 PM

[quote] Non-white/yellow final, per favore. Grazie mille.

You want Cerundolo to win because he has a yellow and black kit?

by Anonymousreply 63May 2, 2025 2:39 PM

I love the Frangomint color on the ballspersons.

by Anonymousreply 64May 2, 2025 4:01 PM

If coco wins the MO, she takes the World #2 spot from Iga .

I hope Coco takes the trophy tomorrow just to see her unseed Iga from the #2 spot

by Anonymousreply 65May 2, 2025 4:03 PM

Anyone can ein but Draper

by Anonymousreply 66May 2, 2025 4:05 PM

My God, that was a sloppy match.

On the evidence of that match whoever wins out of Draper and Musetti should walk the final.

by Anonymousreply 67May 2, 2025 4:12 PM

Happy for Casper!

by Anonymousreply 68May 2, 2025 4:39 PM

Casper was apparently nursing a rib injury during the match so I doubt his maiden 1000 title is gonna happen this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 69May 2, 2025 5:22 PM

First set to The Captain.

Good match so far. Both players playing better as the set wore on.

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by Anonymousreply 70May 2, 2025 7:04 PM

R45 got me hard

by Anonymousreply 71May 2, 2025 7:52 PM

Into the Madrid final, Draper knocks Novaxx out of the top five.

by Anonymousreply 72May 2, 2025 8:13 PM

Boo! white/yellow final is no fun

by Anonymousreply 73May 2, 2025 8:15 PM

Wow, that second set was a doozy. Lorenzo finding his groove and starting to outplay Jack, who really dug deep, stepped up, and pulled out the tie-break.

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by Anonymousreply 74May 2, 2025 8:18 PM

[quote] Boo! white/yellow final is no fun

What does this mean?

by Anonymousreply 75May 2, 2025 8:23 PM

Just ignore it, r75. It won't go away but let it have its pathetic little fun and carry on with your life.

by Anonymousreply 76May 2, 2025 8:27 PM

It’s satire—aren’t you familiar with DL theories of race?

by Anonymousreply 77May 2, 2025 8:37 PM

[quote] It’s satire—aren’t you familiar with DL theories of race?

I thought it was a reference to the colors of the players’ kits.

So who is white, and who is yellow?

by Anonymousreply 78May 2, 2025 8:56 PM

Yes, do tell R77. I'm sure it will be hilarious.

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by Anonymousreply 79May 2, 2025 9:25 PM

Cap'n Jack, bishes!

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by Anonymousreply 80May 2, 2025 9:26 PM

luvly, forlorn Lore

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by Anonymousreply 81May 2, 2025 9:27 PM

Lore in flight

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by Anonymousreply 82May 2, 2025 9:30 PM

R81 Saint Lore!

by Anonymousreply 83May 2, 2025 9:30 PM

I hope Iga loses Madrid, Rome and RG

by Anonymousreply 84May 2, 2025 9:51 PM

^ well aren't you a lil ray of sunshine

by Anonymousreply 85May 2, 2025 9:52 PM

R89 just read the tennis & gays threads…we are not your reference librarian. It’s replete with references to Brits and Scandinavians vis-a-vis Italians and Latins/South Americans…not hard to parse out.

by Anonymousreply 86May 2, 2025 10:01 PM

R79^

by Anonymousreply 87May 2, 2025 10:04 PM

What a boring MO Men's final - 😴

by Anonymousreply 88May 2, 2025 10:18 PM

Exactly!^

by Anonymousreply 89May 2, 2025 10:19 PM

So very tired, unoriginal stereotypes is 'satire' now, is it?

Well, back to putting you on 'ignore', I guess.

by Anonymousreply 90May 2, 2025 10:48 PM

Cap'n Jack will be in the top 5 as of Monday

by Anonymousreply 91May 2, 2025 10:54 PM

Pity Musetti has tattoos. They are blemishes on an otherwise nice body.

by Anonymousreply 92May 2, 2025 11:41 PM

[quote] Boo! white/yellow final is no fun

Is Draper white and Ruud yellow? What's the reasoning behind that?

by Anonymousreply 93May 2, 2025 11:54 PM

She-Hulk team or CoCo team?

by Anonymousreply 94May 3, 2025 3:40 AM

I have yet to watch tennis this season which is odd to me. Has Djokovic retired yet?

by Anonymousreply 95May 3, 2025 6:06 AM

Replacing Novaxx, r91

by Anonymousreply 96May 3, 2025 7:33 AM

R95b Djokovic hasn't retired, but he's started making hints that it might not be too far away.

He said that i might be the last time he plays in Madrid during his press conference after his second round loss earlier this week.

by Anonymousreply 97May 3, 2025 2:27 PM

Challenger Hotties: An Occasional Series

A reminder that long, cool glass of water, Andrea Pellegrino, is still very much alive and looking ripped. A semi-finalist in this week's stacked Estoril Challenger.

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by Anonymousreply 98May 3, 2025 2:56 PM

Oh no Coco

by Anonymousreply 99May 3, 2025 5:02 PM

She-Hulk over CoCo.

by Anonymousreply 100May 3, 2025 6:17 PM

CoCo choko or noko? She-Hulk bludgeoning the ball.

by Anonymousreply 101May 3, 2025 7:57 PM

It's doubles match.

by Anonymousreply 102May 3, 2025 8:02 PM

Wuud Team or Captain Jack Team?

by Anonymousreply 103May 3, 2025 10:44 PM

Wuud team.

Thanks ever so much for asking!

by Anonymousreply 104May 3, 2025 10:46 PM

Captain Jack (Cultist) Team

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by Anonymousreply 105May 3, 2025 10:49 PM

White team or yellow team?

Who is “white” and who is “yellow”, and why?

by Anonymousreply 106May 3, 2025 10:52 PM

....

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by Anonymousreply 107May 3, 2025 10:54 PM

Big Jack D team

by Anonymousreply 108May 4, 2025 1:38 AM

Jack and Lore from Tennis.ATP.Hot on Instagram.

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by Anonymousreply 109May 4, 2025 3:53 AM

^^^^ they'd make beautiful babies together

by Anonymousreply 110May 4, 2025 10:26 AM

Gays of Tennis, does your sport have a "serious pickleball problem"?

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by Anonymousreply 111May 4, 2025 4:11 PM

Which one is white and which yellow?

by Anonymousreply 112May 4, 2025 4:46 PM

R112 "Just read the tennis & gays threads…we are not your reference librarian. It’s replete with references to Brits and Scandinavians vis-a-vis Italians and Latins/South Americans…not hard to parse out."

WE HAVE (NOT) BEEN TOLD!

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by Anonymousreply 113May 4, 2025 4:57 PM

[quote] WE HAVE (NOT) BEEN TOLD!

Yeah R86 tells us nothing.

by Anonymousreply 114May 4, 2025 5:09 PM

Wuud wins first set. 7-5. I thought he was going to lose it, but he came back.

by Anonymousreply 115May 4, 2025 5:35 PM

First blood to Casper!

Ruud's really tightened things up since the semi with Cerundolo and seemed to be really getting under Draper's skin towards the back end of the set.

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by Anonymousreply 116May 4, 2025 5:37 PM

[quote] Draper's skin

But is it yellow or white?

by Anonymousreply 117May 4, 2025 5:40 PM

Angry Draper is so hot. Fuck!

by Anonymousreply 118May 4, 2025 6:06 PM

Angry Draper levels up.

This could definitely go either way.

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by Anonymousreply 119May 4, 2025 6:15 PM

Is white ahead or yellow?

by Anonymousreply 120May 4, 2025 6:37 PM

R120 I know but if I told you I'd have to kill you.

by Anonymousreply 121May 4, 2025 6:40 PM

Did white win or yellow?

by Anonymousreply 122May 4, 2025 7:13 PM

CAPTAIN COOL & CONSISTENT CASPER GETS FINALLY HIS 1000!

Great match!

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by Anonymousreply 123May 4, 2025 7:13 PM

[quote] CASPER GETS FINALLY HIS 1000!

For Wuud that's like winning four tournaments at once!

by Anonymousreply 124May 4, 2025 7:16 PM

Casper is cute.

by Anonymousreply 125May 4, 2025 7:27 PM

Yellow 1000

by Anonymousreply 126May 4, 2025 7:30 PM

Nice moment at the net. Follow up in the showers later.

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by Anonymousreply 127May 4, 2025 7:30 PM

Happy for him. He has said that he is consulting with a therapist for his mental health. How can someone not like Casper?

by Anonymousreply 128May 4, 2025 7:52 PM

Captain Jack shaved his chest :-(

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by Anonymousreply 129May 4, 2025 8:45 PM

Tacky

by Anonymousreply 130May 4, 2025 9:01 PM

[quote] Yellow 1000

Why "Yellow"?

by Anonymousreply 131May 4, 2025 9:10 PM

It's 'satire', allegedly. Not sure I'll ever stop laughing...

by Anonymousreply 132May 4, 2025 9:11 PM

So so happy for our Wuud.

by Anonymousreply 133May 4, 2025 9:15 PM

Wuud team.

by Anonymousreply 134May 4, 2025 9:17 PM

Wuud winning.

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by Anonymousreply 135May 4, 2025 9:25 PM

^^^^ WTF with that trophy? It looks vaguely like a flamenco fan but only vaguely.

by Anonymousreply 136May 4, 2025 9:28 PM
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by Anonymousreply 137May 4, 2025 9:33 PM

Will Wuud win Wome?

by Anonymousreply 138May 4, 2025 9:39 PM

R126 That trophy...it’s almost yellow AND white!

by Anonymousreply 139May 4, 2025 9:39 PM

Possibly Wome followed up by a win at Woland Gawwos R138

by Anonymousreply 140May 4, 2025 9:41 PM

[quote] That trophy...it’s almost yellow AND white!

Representing what?

by Anonymousreply 141May 4, 2025 9:44 PM

That's weawy impwobabwe.

by Anonymousreply 142May 4, 2025 9:44 PM

The two finalists…maybe. 🤷🏻‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 143May 4, 2025 10:25 PM

Which ATP players are white and which yellow?

by Anonymousreply 144May 4, 2025 11:20 PM

I'm very happy for Casper!

by Anonymousreply 145May 4, 2025 11:30 PM

[quote] I'm very happy for Casper! —Norwegian

Is he yellow though? Are any other Nordic male athletes yellow?

by Anonymousreply 146May 4, 2025 11:42 PM

This has become an off-color thread.

by Anonymousreply 147May 5, 2025 12:21 AM

Time for willage party.

by Anonymousreply 148May 5, 2025 12:27 AM

This is a big accomplishment! Norway is a tiny country with only 5.5 million people. A Norwegian winning Madrid Open is huge!

by Anonymousreply 149May 5, 2025 5:23 AM

Not really, Norgie.

by Anonymousreply 150May 5, 2025 5:56 AM

R150 Sweden has twice the population.

by Anonymousreply 151May 5, 2025 6:35 AM

What does population have to do with winning ATP 1000 events?

by Anonymousreply 152May 5, 2025 10:52 AM

Yeah, you're so right R152, Sweden has 1.85 X the population and not twice the population *eye-roll*

Seriously, you are such a pompous JERK.

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by Anonymousreply 153May 5, 2025 12:07 PM

You’ve lost the thread. This is a fun thread for tennis fans, not for unrelated angry rants…there are other threads for that.—chill out in one of them.

by Anonymousreply 154May 5, 2025 2:27 PM

Oh, the irony. All you ever do is mock other people's likes and contributions, without ever contributing anything positive yourself.

by Anonymousreply 155May 5, 2025 4:23 PM

[quote] Loyola High School tennis star, ‘a shining presence,’ killed in Manhattan Beach crash; DUI suspect arrested

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by Anonymousreply 156May 5, 2025 5:34 PM

Meanwhile, the contenders' field to take the men's singles title this year looks more open than for a long while: rusty Sinner, Carlitos physically ailing, doddering Djokovic, wobbly RFC. Top contenders in terms of results so far, making a dent in more than one clay 1000/500 event: Alcaraz-Monte Carlo title & Barcelona finalist, Ruud-Madrid title & Barcelona QF, Musetti-Monte Carlo finalist & Madrid SF, Cerundolo-Madrid & Munich SF, Fils-Barcelona SF & Monte Carlo QF, Demon-Monte Carlo SF & Barcelona QF, ADF-Monte Carlo SF & Barcelona QF, Tsitsipas-Monte Carlo & Barcelona QF. Plus Draper's Madrid final leading the freak runs of RFC to the Hamburg title over Mopsy, and Rune taking Barcelona. We need Rome to give us a better idea of what's what and who's where.

FIrst round Rome matches likely worth a watch: Diallo-Giron, Navone-Cina, Marzipan-Fonseca, Cobolli-Nardi, Hijikata-Moutet, Comesana-Altmaier, Djere-Etcheverry, GMP-Thompson; and potential second round clashes: Carabelli-RFC, Navone-Sinner, Berrettini-Fognini, Fonseca-Rublev, Arnaldi-Paul, FAA-Borges, Demon-Cobolli, Comesana-Rune, Alcaraz-Struff, Musetti-Medjedovic.

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by Anonymousreply 157May 5, 2025 6:22 PM

RG contenders, that is.

by Anonymousreply 158May 5, 2025 6:23 PM

UVA recruit killed

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by Anonymousreply 159May 5, 2025 6:31 PM

Flayvah in Rome

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by Anonymousreply 160May 5, 2025 9:51 PM

Team Italia

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by Anonymousreply 161May 5, 2025 9:53 PM

Italia team

by Anonymousreply 162May 5, 2025 10:19 PM

Squadra Italia

by Anonymousreply 163May 5, 2025 11:45 PM

For fans of white.

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by Anonymousreply 164May 6, 2025 5:21 AM

For fans of yellow.

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by Anonymousreply 165May 6, 2025 5:23 AM

I have a question whose answer I should know, but don't.

Watching the Madrid Open last week, it occurs to me: Why do the players wear the exact same outfits every day? I mean, they wash the shirts between days, of course (I suspect...). But Jack D wore the exact same blue and white (not particularly flashy or flattering) shirt every day. When he (thankfully, it was lovely) changed shirts several times during a sweaty match, the replacements were exactly the same model of blue and white shirt.

I understand that they shill for various corporations, but you could still have your corporate logo on different colored shirts -- say, blue and white one day, green and white the next, etc....Is this a tennis tournament rule? A strict contract with the corporate donors (Jack, you will only wear that blue and white model day in and day out)?

by Anonymousreply 166May 6, 2025 5:29 AM

That’s too dumb to even answer—but, so you know, it’s not the same pieces of clothing…just the same kit. And they wear/rotate kits as they’ve arranged with their sponsor(s). Duh.

by Anonymousreply 167May 6, 2025 5:32 AM

[R167] As I clearly wrote, "When he (thankfully, it was lovely) changed shirts several times during a sweaty match, the replacements were exactly the same model of blue and white shirt.]] Your polite response doesn't answer the question of why he can't wear a different color with the same logos, or a different style...

by Anonymousreply 168May 6, 2025 6:13 AM

It did answer: And they wear/rotate kits as they’ve arranged with their sponsor(s).

by Anonymousreply 169May 6, 2025 6:22 AM

…mean, they wash the shirts between days, of course (I suspect...).

You suspect? That they wear the same clothing day after day? It’s fast fashion —one and done. New out of the package for each match.

by Anonymousreply 170May 6, 2025 6:26 AM

R166 a player's "kit" remains the same during the each tournament. It's almost like wearing a "jersey". Most top ten players will then have a new kit for the next tournament.

It makes a statement. For players like Serena, it was meant to be fashion.

Rafa is probably the most famous male player known for his colorful kits. And him (or anyone) wearing the same kit over and over helps sell tennis outfits all over the world. It's all preplanned and the kits are revealed a week or two before the big tourneys. It's kinda a big deal for certain players.

Also, here's actually tennis fans who rate kits, obsess over kits, criticize kits, etc.

by Anonymousreply 171May 6, 2025 6:40 AM

R268 you can always watch golf instead….

They have outfits for each round—with a focus on Sat & Sun for TV. Why do you think Tiger wore red on Sunday?

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by Anonymousreply 172May 6, 2025 6:49 AM

R168^

by Anonymousreply 173May 6, 2025 6:49 AM

Sunday the Golfer Wore Red

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by Anonymousreply 174May 6, 2025 6:52 AM

So mightn't it attract even more attention -- for the player, for the designer, for the corporate sponsor -- if the player did as golfers do, and, e.g.. kept the same design and same logos but changed colors every day? Is there an actual rule against that?

by Anonymousreply 175May 6, 2025 7:43 AM

No.

No.

by Anonymousreply 176May 6, 2025 7:47 AM

R175 we've answered your questions. Thoughtfully (at least on my part) and repeatedly.

You're just being annoying now.

by Anonymousreply 177May 6, 2025 7:51 AM

Porna wins a massive nipple ring at Sunday's Challenger at Aix-en-Provence!

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by Anonymousreply 178May 6, 2025 9:34 AM

Porna's shorty-shorts are much appreciated.

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by Anonymousreply 179May 6, 2025 10:26 AM

Kvitova has put on weight.

by Anonymousreply 180May 6, 2025 3:38 PM

R180...she had a baby.

by Anonymousreply 181May 6, 2025 3:44 PM

She had a baby?

by Anonymousreply 182May 6, 2025 4:46 PM

I don't know if you know, but I had a baby.

by Anonymousreply 183May 6, 2025 5:13 PM

I'd never seen this booty cam angle before. Jack and Casper are not ATP Best Buns candidates, but there are certainly some other players I'd love to watch from this angle.

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by Anonymousreply 184May 6, 2025 5:15 PM

I’ve missed our Porna

by Anonymousreply 185May 6, 2025 6:27 PM

R185 Porna's been winning or making finals in several Challengers so far this year, and has got his ranking back up to c. 80-ish. This should mean that he starts to get direct entry into 250s again. Dropping down to Challengers seems to be a good policy for a lot of players who have suffered a loss of form. The UGOAT did the same thing back in 2023 after falling to around 150: got his confidence and momentum back.

by Anonymousreply 186May 6, 2025 6:32 PM

I like Porna with longer hair and more ass.

by Anonymousreply 187May 6, 2025 9:42 PM

I'm with doge and gurlfrend!

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by Anonymousreply 188May 7, 2025 2:15 AM

My boyfriend Camilo has a lovely ass.

by Anonymousreply 189May 7, 2025 4:29 AM

Link please, r189.

by Anonymousreply 190May 7, 2025 4:31 AM

R190 Yes, he does. But as R189 well knows, Camilo is MY boyfriend, not his!

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by Anonymousreply 191May 7, 2025 5:19 AM

For you Captain Jack fans.

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by Anonymousreply 192May 7, 2025 6:33 AM

For Wuud fans.

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by Anonymousreply 193May 7, 2025 6:59 AM

White and yellow respectively.

by Anonymousreply 194May 7, 2025 8:41 AM

Our smiling, swashbuckling sleeveless Adonis, Fran C...omesaña gets off to a flyer in Rome: 6-1, 7-5 over Altmaier.

Question: who is prettier - Fran C or The Princess of The Pampas: Gabriella Sabatini?

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by Anonymousreply 195May 7, 2025 10:34 AM

Fran C (Francine?) is a cutie.

Is his ATP nickname 'the shark'?

by Anonymousreply 196May 7, 2025 10:38 AM

R196 Fran comes from Mar Del Plata - their local soccer team's nickname is 'The Sharks' - Fran does a 'shark fin' victory celebration in their honor.

by Anonymousreply 197May 7, 2025 10:44 AM

Why, thank you, R197

by Anonymousreply 198May 7, 2025 10:47 AM

R198 I think I'm starting to know far too much about him. A Wimbledon 'stalk' of his matches at SW19 might be in the offing later this summer...

by Anonymousreply 199May 7, 2025 10:49 AM

Watch out, r191, they're still holding my earrings.

by Anonymousreply 200May 7, 2025 11:00 AM

Our beautiful boyfriend, Camilo UC , safely though to round 2! 3 set win over PCB.

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by Anonymousreply 201May 7, 2025 1:49 PM

DL fave Ugo won!

by Anonymousreply 202May 7, 2025 1:49 PM

SO happy for Ruud. Love him. And Draper, too. Awesome guys and fucking hot.

by Anonymousreply 203May 7, 2025 8:26 PM

Looks like the Fog is headed for the barn.

He was a hawt piece back in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 204May 7, 2025 9:52 PM

The Fog

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by Anonymousreply 205May 7, 2025 10:11 PM

Fog.

Fog team.

by Anonymousreply 206May 7, 2025 10:13 PM

tousled Fog

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by Anonymousreply 207May 7, 2025 10:15 PM

che bello

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by Anonymousreply 208May 7, 2025 10:19 PM

I don't find him attractive

by Anonymousreply 209May 7, 2025 10:25 PM

Sad for Etcheverry who lost.

by Anonymousreply 210May 7, 2025 10:31 PM

He could teach Lady Nicholas a thing or two about brow werk.

by Anonymousreply 211May 7, 2025 11:24 PM

Etch is sketch!

by Anonymousreply 212May 7, 2025 11:26 PM

Our Giron of the Great Ass is through first round and Iga has re-opened her bakery.

by Anonymousreply 213May 8, 2025 8:32 PM

Boss Daddy goes sleeveless

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by Anonymousreply 214May 8, 2025 9:11 PM

Put the sleeves back on

by Anonymousreply 215May 8, 2025 10:40 PM

Papa Leone is a tennis fan!

“As a self-described amateur tennis player, Pope Leo XIV has expressed a longstanding passion for the sport. In a 2023 interview conducted by the General Curia of the Augustinian Order, then-Cardinal Prevost stated that he had fewer opportunities to play since leaving Peru. Reflecting on his years there, he expressed a desire to return to the court, suggesting that tennis had been a regular part of his routine during his time in the country.”

by Anonymousreply 216May 9, 2025 1:13 AM

Some interesting and/or eye-candy match ups in Roma today:

Captain Jack Vs Darderi

The UGOAT Vs Mad Dog Moutet

DL Fave Ugo Carbelli Vs The RFC

Fils Vs Griekspoor

Pope Leo Vs JD Vance

by Anonymousreply 217May 9, 2025 8:02 AM

Daddy looks hot

by Anonymousreply 218May 9, 2025 8:55 AM

A. Feast over Talon in straights

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by Anonymousreply 219May 9, 2025 10:36 AM

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by Anonymousreply 220May 9, 2025 10:36 AM

Holy shit Alcaraz is bulging in those shorts!

by Anonymousreply 221May 9, 2025 12:20 PM

Another Big Bulger: Otto Virtanen, who just went out against Musetti

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by Anonymousreply 222May 9, 2025 2:21 PM

Luvly Lore

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by Anonymousreply 223May 9, 2025 3:34 PM

Raging She Hulk

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by Anonymousreply 224May 9, 2025 4:20 PM

Raging She Hulk

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by Anonymousreply 225May 9, 2025 4:22 PM

[quote]Holy shit Alcaraz is bulging in those shorts!

he can't help it; he's just a well hung dreamboat

by Anonymousreply 226May 9, 2025 4:36 PM

Our deeply lovely Francisco ComeSEXY takes the first set over the Dumb Brat, who spent most of the first set bitching to the umpire about the clay.

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by Anonymousreply 227May 9, 2025 4:49 PM

Jack Draper is playing now. He's so hot!

by Anonymousreply 228May 9, 2025 4:59 PM

Newbie Vilius Gaubas is into the third round, wearing it well. Quite well.

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by Anonymousreply 229May 9, 2025 5:06 PM

Jack Draper won the first set 6-1. Vamos!

by Anonymousreply 230May 9, 2025 5:14 PM

[quote] Vamos!

How about “Go!”?

by Anonymousreply 231May 9, 2025 5:25 PM

Errrm... we say "Let's go!" in English

by Anonymousreply 232May 9, 2025 5:27 PM

Why you say "Vamos"?!

by Anonymousreply 233May 9, 2025 5:28 PM

Sara “Gnome” Errani

by Anonymousreply 234May 9, 2025 5:32 PM

Godspeed!

by Anonymousreply 235May 9, 2025 5:52 PM

A bit of wobble in the second set, but Captain Jack comes through 6-1, 6-4.

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by Anonymousreply 236May 9, 2025 6:06 PM

Jack won!

by Anonymousreply 237May 9, 2025 6:08 PM

Pic of the year....

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by Anonymousreply 238May 9, 2025 6:10 PM

Vibes...

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by Anonymousreply 239May 9, 2025 6:20 PM

I knew the disgusting homophobic brat would win. He is gross. The players I hate always win... RFC, Novax, Homophobic Brat etc.

by Anonymousreply 240May 9, 2025 7:05 PM

Win or lose, Fran C is the Prince of Hearts, in our hearts...

Next up to attempt to slay a monster (The RFC), Camilo Ugo.

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by Anonymousreply 241May 9, 2025 7:17 PM

Ab Fab.

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by Anonymousreply 242May 9, 2025 7:18 PM

Maybe Mom will nod off chain smoking, Maybelline and Marlboros spontaneously combusting into a hotel room blaze while they're asleep.

by Anonymousreply 243May 9, 2025 7:21 PM

Man oh man was Carlitos bulging today. That thing must be one big hairy horsey cock.

by Anonymousreply 244May 9, 2025 7:21 PM

R244 Literally! I noticed too. It looked huge!

by Anonymousreply 245May 9, 2025 7:23 PM

He's Hung like a MOFO!

by Anonymousreply 246May 9, 2025 7:29 PM

Legz and his mother belong on the next season of The White Lotus.

by Anonymousreply 247May 9, 2025 7:31 PM

JFC: RFC v. CUC = CF

by Anonymousreply 248May 9, 2025 8:18 PM

C'mon. It's not easy battling the forces of Satan!

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by Anonymousreply 249May 9, 2025 8:22 PM

Eye candy battle:

Daddy Fritz team or Giron of the Great Asz team?

by Anonymousreply 250May 9, 2025 8:31 PM

At least Camilo achieved meme status as a result of his endeavours in that match.

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by Anonymousreply 251May 9, 2025 8:33 PM

Captain Jack

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by Anonymousreply 252May 9, 2025 9:09 PM

Legz

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by Anonymousreply 253May 9, 2025 9:13 PM

That photo of mama Legz -- Love it

by Anonymousreply 254May 9, 2025 9:41 PM

Coco survived

by Anonymousreply 255May 9, 2025 9:43 PM

Carlitos needs to strap that monster down. That flopping must hurt a bit.

by Anonymousreply 256May 9, 2025 11:01 PM

So much coarseness here!

by Anonymousreply 257May 9, 2025 11:09 PM

Guardian article quote from Big Jack Draper:

“I think I’ve got certain strengths that are good for a big guy, and all the skills I had when I was younger, when I was scrapping, I can still do that but at the same time I’m big now so I can also rip the ball quite hard and use my serve and use my size. It’s an interesting one,”

by Anonymousreply 258May 10, 2025 6:24 AM

In your wet dream…

by Anonymousreply 259May 10, 2025 6:29 AM

"Speak softly but carry a big stick"

by Anonymousreply 260May 10, 2025 6:45 AM

Fearnley vs hottie Berrettini right now. Berrettini is obviously sexy, but I think the brit is kinda cute too.

by Anonymousreply 261May 10, 2025 10:06 AM

but I think the brit is kinda cute…said the Martian

by Anonymousreply 262May 10, 2025 10:14 AM

Why is Tennis Channel showing this dreary women's match when we would be watching Boss Daddy and GOTFA?

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by Anonymousreply 263May 10, 2025 11:46 AM

Flopos Wubie. Flopos Big Foe.

by Anonymousreply 264May 10, 2025 11:57 AM

GOTFA downs Flopos Daddy.

by Anonymousreply 265May 10, 2025 1:39 PM

IGA lost to Collins..... so delicious

by Anonymousreply 266May 10, 2025 3:35 PM

Collin’s is not getting tired of winning!

by Anonymousreply 267May 10, 2025 3:44 PM

Oops:

Collins is not getting tired of winning!

by Anonymousreply 268May 10, 2025 3:44 PM

Obviously not a Gays and Tennis poster:

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by Anonymousreply 269May 10, 2025 3:49 PM

New pope is a tennis player and it's his fav sport!

by Anonymousreply 270May 10, 2025 3:58 PM

DC!!!

by Anonymousreply 271May 10, 2025 4:11 PM

R266. So so so delicious

by Anonymousreply 272May 10, 2025 4:11 PM

Fritz out- yes

Poor wubie- he 's been down and out lately

by Anonymousreply 273May 10, 2025 4:13 PM

Get up Rubie! We love you..

by Anonymousreply 274May 10, 2025 4:13 PM

FAA withdraws, ADF may as well have, out 6-0. 6-2 to....Jesper de Jong. These two seem on a perpetual roller coaster.

Dynamic doubles duos to play in Rome over the next several days: Camilo Ugo Carabelli (CUC?) & Fran Cerundolo, the Berrettini bros, Musetti & Sonego, Arthur Feast & ADF...

by Anonymousreply 275May 10, 2025 4:54 PM

The only bad thing about Collins beating Swiatek today is that Ostapenko will now have to wait until the French to potentially increase her H2H against Iga to 7-0.

by Anonymousreply 276May 10, 2025 5:22 PM

Do you prefer Giron of the Great Ass with or without facial hair?

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by Anonymousreply 277May 10, 2025 5:55 PM

'Soft' Ben YELLton has his shorts whipped down and is roundly spanked by Jaume Munar: 6-2 6-2.

by Anonymousreply 278May 10, 2025 6:39 PM

R277 Looks good with, actually!

by Anonymousreply 279May 10, 2025 6:40 PM

Actually Mopsy got unstrung even worse by Munar, 6-2, 6-1.

And Sinner serves notice that he's not rusty at all, beating our Sunshine Boy Navone 6-3, 6-4, even more impressive since Navone's strongest on clay.

by Anonymousreply 280May 10, 2025 6:56 PM

R280 FLOPSY!

by Anonymousreply 281May 10, 2025 7:50 PM

Instaho Oliver Muhl “interviewing” famous ATP players.

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by Anonymousreply 282May 10, 2025 7:58 PM

DL fave Peppa looking radiant as usual.

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by Anonymousreply 283May 10, 2025 9:15 PM

It's all getting a bit 'extra' in the City bus / Fils final set. Arthur is being very over the top in amping the crowd up, and Stefanos has just obliterated a racquet. Spicy.

by Anonymousreply 284May 11, 2025 10:39 AM

Just saw a FB reel of Comesana changing his shirt. (Sorry, I'm too old to know how to link that here, as if the Facebook reference wasn't enough of a tell.)

Anyway, A) YUM! and B) why the hell is he wearing a sports bra?

by Anonymousreply 285May 11, 2025 1:31 PM

Mad Dog Moutet outcunts Rune in The Battle Of The Cunts!

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by Anonymousreply 286May 11, 2025 2:48 PM

R286 That's a lot of cunt!

by Anonymousreply 287May 11, 2025 3:07 PM

A. Feast

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by Anonymousreply 288May 11, 2025 4:18 PM

Luvly Lore

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by Anonymousreply 289May 11, 2025 4:19 PM

Limber Laslo Team or HUNGcaraz Team?

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by Anonymousreply 290May 11, 2025 7:00 PM

Alcaraz (Garfia) team.

by Anonymousreply 291May 11, 2025 7:58 PM

Djere is very hot.

How come we haven't discussed the Joao Sousa nudes?

by Anonymousreply 292May 11, 2025 8:15 PM

When did Sanchez become so less unattractive? Good for her.

by Anonymousreply 293May 11, 2025 8:22 PM

[quote]the Joao Sousa nudes

link pls

by Anonymousreply 294May 11, 2025 9:27 PM

Are you referring to that TikTok Instagram thing called jwow_sousa, R292?

The link to Joao in a towel fresh out of the shower is the closest I could find for our tennis Joao, though he does dabble in Instagram too, link in the next post.

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by Anonymousreply 295May 11, 2025 9:45 PM

Joao at the beach

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by Anonymousreply 296May 11, 2025 9:46 PM

Luvly Lore

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by Anonymousreply 297May 11, 2025 9:47 PM

[quote]Joao at the beach

I'd hit that

by Anonymousreply 298May 11, 2025 9:49 PM

One more--Joao and Domi, 2018

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by Anonymousreply 299May 11, 2025 9:51 PM

Down a Joao Sousa rabbit hole...

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by Anonymousreply 300May 11, 2025 10:02 PM

He's hawt. Those obliques. Not an ounce of body fat. I hope someone is pleasuring that bussy.

by Anonymousreply 301May 11, 2025 10:06 PM

This thread has taken a compelling turn.

by Anonymousreply 302May 11, 2025 10:11 PM

R302 is Ben and Courtney not Jim.

by Anonymousreply 303May 11, 2025 10:18 PM

Laslo is very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 304May 12, 2025 12:11 AM

Legz+ and ODS Tommy into a 3rd set...

by Anonymousreply 305May 12, 2025 10:49 AM

Peyton Stearns makes Danielle Collins look like the Queen of England.

by Anonymousreply 306May 12, 2025 11:18 AM

Terrible collapse from Osaka especially with Stearns cramping and puking. Pathetic for Naomi.

by Anonymousreply 307May 12, 2025 11:56 AM

Battle of The Bel Ami Twinks;

Mensik Team or Marzipan Team?

by Anonymousreply 308May 12, 2025 12:01 PM

Ostaspenko, serving peak cuntitude against Paolini. Hands on hips, long stares at the ref, she is EVERYTHING!

by Anonymousreply 309May 12, 2025 1:12 PM

God, 2 double faults on serve for Ostapenko to lose the first set. She gonna come back to the second furious. Of course Tennis Channel is switching to the snorefest Gauff/Raducanu

by Anonymousreply 310May 12, 2025 1:18 PM

Hottie Cerundolo is playing now against Ofner.

by Anonymousreply 311May 12, 2025 1:35 PM

Did the announcer just say Peppa has committed 46 UEs????

by Anonymousreply 312May 12, 2025 1:47 PM

Peppa receiving praise for today's on-court couture!

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by Anonymousreply 313May 12, 2025 1:51 PM

You can put lipstick on a pig…

by Anonymousreply 314May 12, 2025 2:14 PM

Jack smashed his racket yesterday when he couldn't convert a billion BPs, lol.

by Anonymousreply 315May 12, 2025 4:07 PM

New interview with Jack. He is so cute here.

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by Anonymousreply 316May 12, 2025 4:13 PM

Which one of you made this video? Lol.

[Quote]Is Jack Draper gay? Tennis fans speculate amid early Miami Open exit

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by Anonymousreply 317May 12, 2025 4:26 PM

Good win for Jaume Munar over Korda - he's gradually been building momentum over the past 12 months. Hoping that he can push on to break the top 50 for the first time.

by Anonymousreply 318May 12, 2025 4:26 PM

Berrettimi or Wuud team?

by Anonymousreply 319May 12, 2025 4:36 PM

R318 Spanish tennis could use a break. It's bleak behind Alcaraz.

by Anonymousreply 320May 12, 2025 5:24 PM

Berrettini retires... again. Not clear why, no obvious sign of injury, just appeared to run out of energy.

by Anonymousreply 321May 12, 2025 6:14 PM

Walkover. Wuud wins. Wome.

by Anonymousreply 322May 12, 2025 6:17 PM

My laugh for the morning. The Italian Open website men's draw translates some of the men's names into English literally: Musetti = The Little Snouts, Navone = Rutabaga, Altmaier = Old Maider, Sonego = I'm Singing, Menzik = Monthly, Cerundulo = Cerundulous, Barrios Vera = True Neighborhoods, Tien = The Hold On, Berrettini = Caps, Gigante = Giant, Dellien = Of the Lord, Bu = Well, Darderi = The Darts, Kopivra = Cover, Fils = Son, PCB = Carreno Envelope, etc.

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by Anonymousreply 323May 12, 2025 6:20 PM

Is another horny nympho PP making Matteo work overtime fucking?

by Anonymousreply 324May 12, 2025 6:34 PM

R323, I think the translation feature of your browser automatically kicked in when it detected all the Italian names in the draw. Because it didn't do it for me until I clicked on the translation tool in the address bar to manually enable it and then the Italian names became... Meaningful. And hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 325May 12, 2025 6:39 PM

Matteo has a huge entourage

by Anonymousreply 326May 12, 2025 6:47 PM

now serving cuntitude

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by Anonymousreply 327May 12, 2025 9:42 PM

Queen of the Baltics

by Anonymousreply 328May 12, 2025 11:06 PM

The second set of She Hulk vs. Kostyuk was great.

by Anonymousreply 329May 12, 2025 11:29 PM
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