Okay, which one of you whores is responsible?
Looked it up on Google maps and Zillow and it looks private and the houses around it are 5-20M. So maybe wealthy neighbors looking for something to police. They'd have to be going there themselves. Not to defend the situation per se.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 29, 2025 1:37 PM |
What the hell are they complaining about?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 29, 2025 1:44 PM |
Need more photographic evidence
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 29, 2025 2:19 PM |
Looking back on it all, rampant masturbation was the best kind.
Go big or go home!!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 29, 2025 2:23 PM |
Can't even yank it in peace anymore without a news segment being made about it, smh.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 29, 2025 2:28 PM |
[quote] We're talking about getting rid of illegal and illicit activities, that include masturbation, inappropriate come-ons to people on the neighborhood, men pulling their parts out and asking women if they want to touch them.
Why would men ask women that?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 29, 2025 2:52 PM |
R6 I am suspicious about this claim as well. Show us the police reports Karen.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 29, 2025 2:56 PM |
It’s hard to find parking there on a sunny day.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 29, 2025 3:01 PM |
Is this worse than pervasive masturbation? Or widespread masturbation?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 29, 2025 3:24 PM |
This should have been included in the “ do straights know how much gay sex is going on” thread.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 29, 2025 3:27 PM |
R6 do you mean why would a man who thinks he has been stared at by a straight frau ever say that sort of thing? Even when sober?
As Reacher always says the details matter
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 29, 2025 3:31 PM |
Kurt Cobain & Courtney Love used to live across the street from this little park. It's the house where he off'd himself......
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 29, 2025 3:47 PM |
Having straight people look at up you disapprovingly feels like intimidation. The people making the complaints should be prosecuted.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 29, 2025 4:13 PM |
What else would one do in a park?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 29, 2025 4:16 PM |
R14 what the fuck are straight people doing in a public park anyway if they are going to complain after about seeing a penis or two?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 29, 2025 6:55 PM |
"A community group, Denny Blaine for All, has sued the city over what it says is ongoing and unaddressed illegal activity at the park - which is an unofficial nude beach."
I prefer Denny Scott for All
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 29, 2025 7:12 PM |
The Friends of Denny Blaine in the blue corner vs Denny Blaine For All in the red corner, a heavy weight fight for the soul of a park , and in the middle a children’s playground that will not be built.
This could be a fucking mini series. This is great this is real,life drama.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 29, 2025 7:29 PM |
Oh dear!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 29, 2025 7:37 PM |
I have frequented Hippie Hollow in Austin and Haulover Beach near Miami. I have no problem being naked or seeing other people naked, but masturbation is sexual in nature. I have seen blatant examples in both locations. I would hate for these places to lose their clothing-optional status because some people cannot keep their hands off themselves.
Nudity is life-affirming; it feels great under a cloudless sky and with a steady breeze blowing. I would be furious if I was denied this opportunity at a place where it is legal.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 29, 2025 8:40 PM |
R20, I think blowing may take it up a notch.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 29, 2025 8:48 PM |
There is nothing wrong with a bit of a wank, rampant or otherwise.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 29, 2025 8:59 PM |
If they're gross and nasty, none of you want to see the wanking.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 29, 2025 9:02 PM |
[quote] what the fuck are straight people doing in a public park anyway if they are going to complain after about seeing a penis or two?
They say when they use binoculars and night goggles to view the secluded areas of the park, they are being forced to look at penises.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 29, 2025 9:08 PM |
R24 you should know by now that the facts hardly matter.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 29, 2025 9:13 PM |
You see the fat nude sunbathers on Google street view.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 29, 2025 9:16 PM |
[quote]...masturbation...
Typical Seattleite poser pussies.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 29, 2025 9:20 PM |
In my experience, clothing-optional public places such as beaches and parks are always filled with the most disgusting-looking straight people who you would never want to see naked. The couple at the link is typical of what you'll see.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 29, 2025 9:21 PM |
How does a man showing a woman his cock and asking her to touch it count as gay sex?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 29, 2025 9:38 PM |
[quote]R13 Kurt Cobain & Courtney Love used to live across the street from this little park. It's the house where he off'd himself......
The situation is KILLING PEOPLE!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 29, 2025 10:06 PM |
[quote]R17 I prefer Denny Scott for All
I prefer Denny’s for All!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 29, 2025 10:08 PM |
Do Beyonce and JZ's kids have borderline personality disorders like Kim and Kanye's kids?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 29, 2025 10:15 PM |
R9 Are you sure this isn't the official song?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 29, 2025 10:33 PM |
If you have to get binoculars out and have the willingness to do so; then its not really intruding on you.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 29, 2025 10:46 PM |
You can hear the echoes from the screams of "Abner! Abner!" long after nightfall
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 29, 2025 10:53 PM |
Seriously they don't have more pressing problems? People are so provincial - stop worrying about what other people are doing with their genitals.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 29, 2025 10:56 PM |
r36, thank you for a voice of sanity!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 30, 2025 12:01 AM |
I can't even tell you the number of times I've seen homeless guys jerking off, pissing or taking a dump in Central Park. You just say to yourself "well, that's city life" and keep walking.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 30, 2025 12:10 AM |
I think the outraged women should whip out their pussies, that would clear the mob.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 30, 2025 12:17 AM |
The situation with this dumb park is idiotic.
It's a TINY park with a super tiny "beach". It was a super casual, mostly hippy type place for years with some gays hanging out there. Then people started making a big deal out of it with claims it was this fantastic gay enclave of inclusiveness when in reality, it was way more straight than gay. The recent notoriety has drawn more weirdos. It's frequently best to just shut up about a place and not turn things into a big deal.
The funny thing is, the actual gay park is like 3 blocks away. It's mostly hipster gays hanging out being super hipster.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 30, 2025 12:18 AM |
Lets be real here ladies . You know good and well that if theres a cruise spot some queen is going to be doing outlandish shit like pulling a train or hanging from a tree in a sling . Its not enough to meet some guy and take him back to your place ,oh no,you have to be getting railed bent over the hood of your car as some kids birthday party is going on across the parking lot. Yes,you know Im speaking truth .
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 30, 2025 1:23 AM |
[quote] Its not enough to meet some guy and take him back to your place ,oh no,you have to be getting railed bent over the hood of your car as some kids birthday party is going on across the parking lot.
A parent chooses to have a kids birthday party in a parking lot, a parking lot where men get railed over the hood of a car, yet of course you blame the gay men for the situation.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 30, 2025 2:31 AM |
I've personally never seen guys fucking near a childrens' birthday party.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 30, 2025 2:43 AM |
Gurl I stopped reading at "Sophie Amity Debs, the co-leader of the Friends of Denny Blaine community group"
The 2 sex clubs downtown are meth dens, so what do you expect?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 30, 2025 2:46 AM |
R42/43 I love my people but I know you bitches arent going to lie and act like we gay men dont get up to some seedy shit when sex is involved . Every decent gay cruise spot in my city got shut down because shady ass queens would be getting it on in broad daylight . Ruining it for everybody.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 30, 2025 2:50 AM |
[quote] I've personally never seen guys fucking near a childrens' birthday party.
How about at a pool party?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 30, 2025 2:52 AM |
SEX in the city
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 30, 2025 3:30 AM |
Well, of course! All those horny, spent gay men gone blind can’t be expected now to drive all those cars home to their girlfriends, wives and kids by themselves, can they?!!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 30, 2025 3:36 AM |
Hot!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 30, 2025 3:41 AM |
Nudity is not banned in Seattle; lewd behavior is. You’re allowed to march naked through the streets and we will have some folks doing that as soon as the weather hits 72 degrees. There will be pendulous veiny breasts on all genders. It will be Summer and this is America.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 30, 2025 5:33 AM |
the descriptions so far nailed it. KOMO has some footage on its website, but given that they are KAREN TV - Television for Karens, most of the time, it's gonna be gross but hyperbolic. they're owned by Sinclair, the fundie media overlords with the largest footprint, which introduced is to Full Measure with Sheryl Attkisson and the wretched human leagal cocktail napkin that is Boris Epshteyn
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 30, 2025 6:13 AM |
Fat middle aged fraus rejected by hot younger fit men are quite the spiteful vindictive cunts.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 30, 2025 6:21 AM |
r52 you are so right.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 30, 2025 6:25 AM |
also, apparently none of these guys are hot, and that is both a problem and shame..
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 30, 2025 6:40 AM |
Is there a public park anywhere where gay men are not cruising and having sex or at least trying?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 30, 2025 8:13 AM |
Does it count as nudity if you own no clothes?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 30, 2025 7:24 PM |
I love outdoor cruising but hate car/parking lot cruising. Take a walk, FFS. Enjoy nature even if you don't get off.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 30, 2025 8:01 PM |
I love walking nude
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 30, 2025 8:09 PM |
WHY does anyone care???? Mind your own fucking business
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 30, 2025 10:19 PM |
My eyes!
I saw “Rapid” masturbation at first and knew it was a lie - these folks don’t do anything “rapidly”. Even the meth heads putter. Seattle adopted pansexuality only because you end up fucking whomever finally shows.
I saw “Rabid” as well - naked, foamy-mouthed assholes trying to bite pets and ladies named Mehgan is always a possibility.
Think of the children! Country Day School is minutes away. They’ll have to make slides explaining regional techniques.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 30, 2025 10:58 PM |
I blame Kurt's ghost...he's encouraging the masturbation in ghostly form.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 30, 2025 11:10 PM |
R56 made me cackle. I resurgence of Darfur Orphan (at least for me who hasn't seen a DO tag in a while), but not to make a comment pertaining to hunger or food.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 1, 2025 1:23 AM |
I resurgence of Darfur.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 1, 2025 6:47 AM |
What else could I say?
Everyone is gay.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 1, 2025 6:49 AM |
R41 R45
don't no-one think yo not lyin' to yo self cuz
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 1, 2025 8:05 AM |
Some of us are still awaiting high-resolution video evidence of rampant masturbation before passing judgment on this issue.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 2, 2025 1:13 AM |
I was just there yesterday, the weather was fantastic, I didn't see anyoone rapantly or rapidly masturbating but maybe I was not looking in the right places
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 5, 2025 1:35 AM |
No screenshots from Nextdoor or FB? We were promised "rampant masturbation"—this thread is not delivering. Seattle peeps, where are you?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 6, 2025 12:01 AM |
Well, we've kinda already told you (more than once) that this is a big nothing of a story.
And, the boldest pervs I've ever seen there, are really, really old.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 6, 2025 12:57 AM |
This is not a huge city - there can only be so many perverts into that.
If there was a wank epidemic we would get footage today. It’s 17c/63f with some real direct sunlight.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 6, 2025 2:35 AM |
R69 if someone had just mentioned this story was mostly about old gay or bi men then DL would not have wasted its time with this much interest.
No one gives a fuck about old men north of 50 yo
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 6, 2025 9:15 AM |
Flash mobs are back.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 6, 2025 11:03 AM |
It's always been a bit annoying...the current local "Queer Agenda" insists this is a Queer space by and for only queer people for all eternity when in fact it's more hippy dippy than gay.
It's not interesting enough to fight over.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 6, 2025 8:27 PM |
In my experience the men who jack off in public are the last men on Earth you would want to see jack off in public.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 6, 2025 10:00 PM |