Today was very underwhelming but there's a chance it might be even more underwhelming tomorrow!
And, May is just around the corner with a probabillity of torrents of banality to shower your life with ennui!!!!
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Today was very underwhelming but there's a chance it might be even more underwhelming tomorrow!
And, May is just around the corner with a probabillity of torrents of banality to shower your life with ennui!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 200 | May 17, 2025 6:14 AM |
Pretty much everything I ate today came from Trader's Joes.
Except the baked Ritz crackers. They're so damn good.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 29, 2025 8:48 AM |
I am annoyed by the overuse of the word "super".
That's super awesome. I'm super excited to try that new restaurant. Our trip was super relaxing.
Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 29, 2025 2:55 PM |
Why are the squirrels looking particularly ratty this Spring?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 29, 2025 3:48 PM |
I have two 30-minute workout sessions at Planet Fitness starting at 1 pm ET today. I'm looking forward to them.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 29, 2025 4:19 PM |
R3, maybe the tariffs are taking their toll on them, too.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 29, 2025 4:21 PM |
I bought a cheap roll of aluminum foil that doesn't come in a box. You can't tear off a piece neatly - it's all messed up. Lesson learned, don't skimp when it comes to buying foil.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 29, 2025 4:35 PM |
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 29, 2025 5:04 PM |
From a distance, I thought a tourist was wearing a heavy backpack in front as well as in back.
The front was all gut.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 29, 2025 5:12 PM |
Here we are!
Thanks, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 29, 2025 5:23 PM |
80 degrees and breezy, a perfect day to hang sheets on the line to dry.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 29, 2025 7:08 PM |
I just finished watching a season 1 episode of Inspector Linley on Britbox. Henry Cavill is a school boy and he is heartbreakingly young and beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 29, 2025 8:59 PM |
I just finished watching Ludwig, the comedic mystery series from the BBC with David Mitchell and loved it. I highly recommend it. So, I was far from underwhelmed by it which means my post really doesn't belong here but I'm OP so I can do what I want.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 29, 2025 10:12 PM |
I finally started watching the John Wick movies. They are crazy! I’ve seen the first 2.
I do like the society that they have: the hotels, the professional courtesy, the apparently endless sources of money, how everybody seemingly knows everybody else.
It’s very cool. 😎
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 29, 2025 10:17 PM |
I just made my first trip to the local food pantry. It was virtually empty. I got a frozen packet of ham. Now I need to bake some bread for it. Then I remembered I probably qualify for the senior food program.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 29, 2025 10:21 PM |
Temps hit 80 today, with a breeze. Beautiful. But, we're having frost advisories tonight.
Crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 29, 2025 10:35 PM |
R15 Where do you live with those extremes?
You don't have to be hyper specific...just, what state?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 29, 2025 10:38 PM |
[quote]Why are the squirrels looking particularly ratty this Spring?
You're not looking so hot yourself, bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 30, 2025 2:35 AM |
I bought a new duvet cover at Jysk. It's a print. I've had solid colors for so long it's freaking me out a bit in the space. The cats are unbothered, so I guess it's just me.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 30, 2025 3:05 AM |
Going food shopping tomorrow and I will still buy what I like no matter the price. I don't eat a lot so there's that. When is the last time you saw a fat old person? Rarely.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 30, 2025 3:22 AM |
I ate a quarter of a Raisin Bran muffin today.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 30, 2025 3:26 AM |
Friend said I've been grumpy lately.
I said I can't be standing on my head spitting nickels all the time.
Friend said he never heard that expression before.
I said oh well.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 30, 2025 11:42 AM |
R11, is the series good? I've read every one of Elizabeth George's Inspector Linley novels, except the newest one. The last time I looked on Amazon, the latest book was available for pre-order only but that was in October. I need to get the newest one.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 30, 2025 1:37 PM |
I'm replacing the faucet in my hallway bathroom. The one it has came with the house, so it's pretty cheap looking.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 30, 2025 3:20 PM |
I made a tasty Korean coleslaw and now I must walk around the apartment building as I crop dust. My apartment is too tiny for this kind of air violence.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 30, 2025 7:13 PM |
I made bread yesterday for the ham I got at the food pantry. I used a quick rise bread recipe and it came out pretty well. It was supposed to be 2 loaves but when I tried to divide it after rising it looked so puny I put it in one big bread pan. It was heavy. A really really heavy loaf of bread. I’ll keep practicing.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 30, 2025 7:20 PM |
I mowed the lawn.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 30, 2025 8:02 PM |
I'm enjoying it Cosmo. I haven't read the books, but my mother was a fan. The series has gotten me interested in giving them a go.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 30, 2025 8:51 PM |
I’m feeling a little whelmed. I’m thinking of having a nice quiet date night with one of my dildos to break the ennui.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 30, 2025 9:02 PM |
I’m hungry but it’s almost bedtime.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 1, 2025 2:24 AM |
Going into my 29th hour without power. It’s not been entirely underwhelming.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 1, 2025 3:12 AM |
Just saw Eddie Izzard's one person Hamlet.
I was very, very, very underwhelmed.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 1, 2025 6:45 AM |
20°C and sunny yesterday. Today: 12°C and cloudy. This is depressing.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 1, 2025 9:05 AM |
I had Eggs in a Hole for breakfast.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 1, 2025 1:52 PM |
Eddie Izzard doing a one-woman Hamlet is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 1, 2025 2:01 PM |
It's May, Black Fly Month. Don't get me started.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 1, 2025 3:02 PM |
I bought the ice cream maker attachment for my Kitchenaid stand mixer. I'm looking forward to trying it out.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 1, 2025 3:47 PM |
Try making the Cherry Garcia version of ice cream. Or pistachio, that’s another good one.
Butter pecan is really good as well.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 1, 2025 6:10 PM |
I just placed an Amazon order and chose the delivery option where they can take their time and deliver in a couple of days to save on boxes and save the environment, blah blah blah. They usually award a digital credit for choosing that option but they didn't this time. What's up with that?
I should have demanded they have my order here tomorrow morning at the crack of dawn as is my Prime right if they aren't going to thank me with a digital credit.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 1, 2025 6:17 PM |
Ugh! I'm pissed. Traffic getting home from work was alot worse than usual; it took over an hour to drive about 20 miles. I had to cancel my workouts at Planet Fitness at the last minute. Odd thing is, I was actually looking forward to them. There are no trainer-led classes Friday through Sunday so I'll have to go it alone.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 1, 2025 8:04 PM |
There are two Commorants out on the lake. Cool.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 1, 2025 8:58 PM |
What can I do with a pound of 80/20 ground beef? Thats a higher % of fat than I usually deal with….
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 1, 2025 9:24 PM |
r41, use it in something like bolognese sauce but drain it really well after browning (into a container you can then throw away, not into your drain!)
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 1, 2025 9:28 PM |
R42 No need to throw away the container. Put the drained fat in the fridge and it hardens and you can toss it in the garbage or feed it to wildlife.
R41 Enjoy the extra flavor your dish will have for a change! #FatIsFlavor
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 1, 2025 9:49 PM |
Not spaghetti sauce. Still have some in the freezer. Is this fatty meat good broiled to drain fat while it cooks? I would do meatloaf but I think that keeps all the fat in.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 1, 2025 9:58 PM |
Next week I’m going to make that King 👑 Arthur flour recipe for Strawberry Lemonade Bars that I started a thread on last week. I have all of the ingredients now except for the whole milk.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 1, 2025 10:06 PM |
It's time to clean my windows, I hate that job.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 1, 2025 10:23 PM |
r45, let us know how they turned out.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 1, 2025 10:43 PM |
R47- I will
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 1, 2025 11:01 PM |
Just sign your fucking name, Greg.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 1, 2025 11:14 PM |
r41, tacos and just drain the fat before seasoning.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 2, 2025 12:12 AM |
I finally canceled my cable TV. I really don't miss it, but I hate having to wait until the next day to watch The View and Survivor. I thought I would miss MSNBC, but I don't. I also deleted Twitter, Grindr and Scruff. I did keep Facebook.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 2, 2025 6:10 AM |
I keep Facebook to keep tabs on family and old friends I don’t see regularly. DL is my only digital contact with the world at large.
I would like to cut the cable cord but it’s priced with internet and phone and offers no cost savings if I do.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 2, 2025 9:48 AM |
My power was restored yesterday evening. It was estimated to be Sunday, so it was nice to get it back well ahead of schedule.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 2, 2025 9:52 AM |
I just realized my partner could be getting his (currently expensive) prescriptions from Mark Cuban's website.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 2, 2025 11:27 AM |
R44, you can use the 80/20 for mealoaf, just don't put it in a loaf pan. I use a mx of veal, pork, and beef to make my meatloaf. I shape it like a football and bake it in a wide-sided pan. The fat cooks out and I'm left with a wonderfully moist meatloaf with lots of flavor.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 2, 2025 12:28 PM |
Just because a malignant cunt is walking with ski poles doesn't mean we have to beat him with them.
Loud ass hate speech at 8am
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 2, 2025 3:28 PM |
R56- This is the underwhelmed thread not the OVERwhelmed thread.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 2, 2025 4:15 PM |
The music in the doctor's office waiting room is inevitably terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 2, 2025 5:39 PM |
Since the show The Last of Us began on tv, I haven't eaten one mushroom.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 3, 2025 5:26 AM |
Since I like made-for-tv movies and true crime I decided to watch A Cry For Help: The Tracey Thurman Story, on YouTube.
They had it broken down into parts so I watched parts 1-3 but no one posted the last part. So I missed the last 30 minutes of the movie and I can't find it anywhere.
I sure as hell don't want to buy it from Ebay so I decided to watch Small Sacrifices, the true story of Diane Downs, starring Farrah Fawcett.
At least I got to watch the whole movie.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 3, 2025 6:14 AM |
I met r7 on a Monday, and my heart stood still.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 3, 2025 8:20 AM |
You know when it’s time to clean my windows?
Never is when.
Never.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 3, 2025 1:47 PM |
How can it be 28 degrees in London and 12 degrees here in Norway?! Wtf?! It's not fair! Went for a walk today and I was so cold. Had to wear wool ffs. London isn't far away, just a small ocean between us. The temps shouldn't be that different!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 3, 2025 2:17 PM |
I have a cramp in my big roe. Hope it's not arthritis or some kind of gout.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 3, 2025 7:48 PM |
If you had gout, r64, you’d know it.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 3, 2025 8:28 PM |
I prefer my caviar on the smallish side, r64.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 3, 2025 9:12 PM |
R16, I think R15 is my post, and we have weather extreems like that in Michigan. Especially during the Spring.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 3, 2025 9:40 PM |
I don't like seeing it on TV and in real life when some people hug that they rub their hand back and forth on the person they're hugging's back.
It whelms me with cringe.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 4, 2025 12:35 AM |
I'm watching Fred Astaire and Cyd Charise dancing in The Bandwagon on TCM. She's wearing ballet flats which makes more sense than other dancers in movies who wear heels. It could be because she's tall but so enjoyable to watch.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 4, 2025 1:12 AM |
I binged on Jacque Torres Milk Chocolate Almond Bark today . I spent $41 on a pound of the Jacque Torres Milk Chocolate Almond Bark and he no longer puts in Cocoa Paste and because of this the quality has declined and it tasted so average today yet he STILL charges the same price per pound.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 4, 2025 3:27 AM |
I got two big things accomplished today:
1) I thoroughly cleaned the Keurig which was disgusting. And, very hard to clean...not smart design.
2) I flushed out my waxy ears. Also quite disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 4, 2025 4:47 AM |
Six pins, r10! Not five!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 4, 2025 4:56 AM |
Bought some pita chips yesterday to eat with some hummus I had in the fridge. Or at least I thought I had some hummus, and was disappointed that I didn't have any. Ate the chips anyway..
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 4, 2025 12:57 PM |
Without meaning to I've got a lot of jacquard in my house.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 4, 2025 4:24 PM |
R70, good for you for supporting ethical chocolate sourcing!
Some of the more affordable ethical chocolate manufacturers have gotten better at making products that are actually tasty. Tony's Chocolonely bars were two for one at my local CVS yesterday so I stocked up. Between tariffs and cacao crop issues it's only going to get pricier.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 4, 2025 4:34 PM |
I let a Metro Bus driver use my bathroom today. His odor was bad, but my optocy stinks much more..
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 4, 2025 6:44 PM |
Fuck you, blister packaging. Fuck you.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 4, 2025 8:00 PM |
Why do you waste your money on lottery tickets?
I did a detailed analysis on every lottery winner and found they had only one thing in common.
What?
They all bought a ticket.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 5, 2025 12:18 AM |
There are two cigarette beggars outside my building and I usually share an extra smoke.
Neither was there and I had to leave a loose cigarette on the porch.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 5, 2025 12:36 AM |
So I saw that Thundercats or Thunderbolts movie today. It was good enough.
Bucky never fails to entertain me.
That Superman wanna-be was disturbing. It makes you realize that real Superman’s upbringing helped him be the sane, responsible, reasonable person he is.
I thought the Fantastic Four were earthlings?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 5, 2025 2:08 AM |
It's raining and going to rain again tomorrow with showers the rest of the week. It makes me feel better to sing the song Rain by The Beatles in my head.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 5, 2025 2:31 AM |
R81- I live just north of NYC- they're predicting heavy rain on Monday and Monday night.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 5, 2025 4:32 AM |
It is now 12:33 am. It's time for me to go upstairs floss then brush my teeth put on my nasal breathing strip and go to bed.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 5, 2025 4:33 AM |
I made Salisbury Steaks with the fatty hamburger and broiled them. A lot of fat dripped off and they were fine. I did without the brown gravy. Today I made white plum duff because the picture in the old Betty Crocker cookbook always fascinated me. I’m not happy and seem to be cooking all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 5, 2025 6:57 AM |
I made country green beans with ham and onion and they were deliciously whelming.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 5, 2025 7:13 AM |
Seattle had a lilac sky at dawn.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 5, 2025 3:56 PM |
What are sailors supposed to do with that?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 5, 2025 3:57 PM |
I can't decide if I want to watch Babylon, Burn After Reading, or Being Maria. If anyone has seen these movies, please make a recommendation.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 6, 2025 3:54 AM |
UPS says they delivered my package. They lied. The “proof of delivery “ photo is all black.
Chatting with a Home Depot robot which is a total waste of time.
Argh!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 6, 2025 4:14 AM |
Home Depot says I have to dispute the payment through my credit card.
UPS says Home Depot does not allow me to file a claim for non-delivery.
That’s like a license to their drivers to steal anything from Home Depot and claim it was delivered, submitting a blank photo as “proof of delivery.”
What idiocy.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 6, 2025 4:39 AM |
I was in the mood to bake banana bread, but my bananas aren't ripe enough. Maybe I will do coffee cake instead.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 6, 2025 4:39 PM |
After five years of refusing to eat any canned food except Fancy Feast whitefish and tuna pate, my cat stopped eating that. So I went to the pet store and picked out a selection of other brands and flavors to see if her tastes have changed, and she's thrilled. She wants to try everything.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 6, 2025 4:59 PM |
Big toe update. Still sore as hell. Looks perfectly normal from the outside. Last night I took a Tylenol but should have taken Advil. Just trying Advil now. Must be joint inflammation but looks same as other one. What the hell did I do to it?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 6, 2025 5:14 PM |
I’m officially old.
I was convinced I had misplaced my slippers and searched all over in growing frustration. They were in the usual spot, but I somehow didn’t see them.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 6, 2025 6:04 PM |
Ingrown toenail?
You probably bumped it somewhere but don’t remember.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 6, 2025 6:25 PM |
For a moment I thought I had sepsis as the big toes and pinkie toes on both feet were blackened.
I had worn cheap black leather sneakers without socks. The dye washed off easily..
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 6, 2025 6:27 PM |
You need to tape your big toe. I remember when I stubbed my pinkie toe it stuck out at a 90° angle. It hurt like fuck and wouldn't move back so I went to a podiatrist who took X-rays and even though it wasn't broken, there's not much you can do except tape it to the other toes.
I did that for a couple of weeks and it was good as new.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 6, 2025 6:47 PM |
Have you tried foursome?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 6, 2025 7:21 PM |
Melanoma often starts in the nail bed and spreads before you know it.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 6, 2025 7:49 PM |
It has been cold and wet the past two days, temps only in the 50s. I had to turn the heat on.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 6, 2025 8:19 PM |
The Trump/Doge Rape of the Post Office has now affected me. I ordered something off Ebay and it left Florida, then got to Seattle and moved around the local Distribution System for 4 days then yesterday they decided it best to send my package to Anchorage Alaska...despite the fact I live in Seattle.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 6, 2025 8:36 PM |
R93, going through the same thing with Cosmo. He loved Fancy Feast Savory Centers for the longest time. There are 4 flavors in the 12-pack; chicken, beef, salmon, and tuna. He started not eating the salmon and then didn't like the chicken so I stopped buying it. I bought a few FF Gems and he seems to really like them. He also started eating the Perfect Portions beef in gravy with carrots. I now order the Gems and PP from Chewy with a subscription. He still seems to like the FFSC tuna so I buy that, too. However, he used to like the ocean whitefish and tuna but apparently, he's not as crazy about it as he once was.
It's so funny to watch do owners buy a 25 lb bag of kibble for their dog. They'll eat anything. We cat lovers spend about 5 minutes in the cat food section, mumbling to ourselves, "He won't like that. Maybe he'll like this?"
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 6, 2025 8:55 PM |
I bought a wok.
I made Mongolian Beef.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 6, 2025 10:46 PM |
Seeing Dorit and Erica totally makeup free on Real Housewives is shocking. Really shocking. Dorit looking like a wizened hag and talking at the same time is flat out
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 7, 2025 1:20 AM |
Don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here openly sobbing. I finally got around to seeing the funeral episode for Bobby Nash, from the 9-1-1 show. When we saw where Athena had decided for his final resting place, I completely lost it. 🥺😭
What a monumentally stupid decision to kill him off.
Yes, I know there’s a thread about the show somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 7, 2025 4:11 AM |
Re: big toe pain. I've self-diagnosed with Sesamoiditis and will elevate, rest and apply ice. Have been massaging and it helps.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 7, 2025 6:02 AM |
My upstairs neighbor must have a new man because she never stops fucking. I have to give him credit for stamina, he must be young.
It's right over my bedroom and I keep worrying the ceiling will collapse.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 7, 2025 11:14 AM |
Have snacks and warm washcloths at the ready, r108.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 7, 2025 12:32 PM |
R106, same here. I put off watching it because I had read a spoiler post so I knew what was coming. I was sobbing like I'd just lost a family member. Add to that, I watched Six Feet Under via HBO marathon the week before and had to watch Peter Krause die AGAIN!!
From what I've read, it wasn't his decision to leave the series. First, they move the show from FOX from ABC and now they kill of Capt. Nash. WTF??
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 7, 2025 12:42 PM |
Back to my Home Depot kvetch. I reordered the $18 item since I can’t find it anywhere else. I was offered free delivery “today” or the opportunity to schedule delivery for any day for the low cost of $79. I chose “free today.” That was yesterday. Apparently “today” means tomorrow. UPS just told me they will have to reschedule the delivery because they never got the package from Home Depot so “today’ now means (at best) the day after tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 7, 2025 1:44 PM |
In our NEW/IMPROVED America, "Today" has become fungible.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 7, 2025 1:50 PM |
And it you have a problem you can contact customer service in Indonesia where they will eventually tell you “we can’t help you” after taking up a half hour of your time talking to robots that ask for all sorts of information and then promptly forget it all.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 7, 2025 2:24 PM |
Yeah, the head writer or head show runner, or who ever the fuck he is decided to shake things up.
Peter sure as shit didn’t want to leave.
People are so, so pissed off, it isn’t even funny. Many or most threaten to quit watching altogether.
Unless they keep the Buddie thing going, it might lose me as well.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 7, 2025 7:24 PM |
I like that youtuber Kevin Lee Jacobs mutes the sound when he eats. Classy.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 7, 2025 9:53 PM |
I'm stocking up on coffee before the price skyrockets.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 7, 2025 10:03 PM |
I can't find my butter dish.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 7, 2025 10:56 PM |
Check your cabinets, dishwasher and refrigerator.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 7, 2025 11:06 PM |
R117 It probably went to The Land of Missing Objects. It happens and can't be explained.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 7, 2025 11:11 PM |
Another glitch in the matrix.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 7, 2025 11:14 PM |
The fridge, maybe?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 8, 2025 12:06 AM |
I finally remembered to buy soy sauce today, I like it on my scrambled eggs.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 8, 2025 1:28 AM |
I want to plant flowers but I'll need to wait for a windy day, the black flies are atrocious right now.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 8, 2025 4:09 PM |
We are having a brief respite from days and days of rain. Perhaps King Kong did stop the rain. *kisses doll*.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 8, 2025 11:26 PM |
I discussed five-season gardening with a group of real adult people today. I had a cunt comment about
I was a learner; when I’m in garden zone ,I attract people who like to touch grass, but don’t know about scabies, ring-worm, or bed bugs.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 8, 2025 11:35 PM |
I finished the last of my Easter candy.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 8, 2025 11:44 PM |
Send rain my way, R124.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 9, 2025 1:02 AM |
I've been in my new place five months and I finally got off my ass and started hanging pictures on all the walls. Looks so much better!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 9, 2025 2:25 AM |
R128 I am the opposite. I took everything down to paint. Now the walls look so nice I only hung a few things back up.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 9, 2025 4:53 PM |
It's cold and wet in New England which will continue into Saturday. Perhaps two inches of rain.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 9, 2025 5:55 PM |
I'm watching Season 15 of Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles and wondering how many of the properties are still standing after the fires.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 9, 2025 8:19 PM |
R130- I live just north of NYC and since Sunday my rain meter indicates that we have had 3.9 inches of rain.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 9, 2025 8:22 PM |
[quote]I'm watching Season 15 of Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles
I am overwhelmed by the total sadness of that post.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 9, 2025 9:24 PM |
I bought a new mattress. I ordered a full size to replace the one I had. The delivery men set it up and, even though the last full size mattress fit perfectly, this one is smaller all the way around. The mattress is comfortable, so I will have to get mattress extenders. The full size sheets are also too big. WTF, are they shrinking mattresses like bags of chips and gallons of ice cream?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 9, 2025 9:25 PM |
Some fool is out on the lake in his kayak. We've been having heavy rain all day and there's a flood watch. His vessel is probably filling up with water.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 9, 2025 11:33 PM |
I like small towns with cracked crumbling sidewalks that are a hundred years old. It makes me feel secure. And nostalgic.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 10, 2025 2:49 AM |
I was today years old when I learned what a "Wendy's $5 Biggie Bag" is.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 10, 2025 3:21 PM |
I'm gonna have to be at least tomorrow years old before I learn that.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 10, 2025 3:24 PM |
I don't like baked goods that have lavender in them. Blech.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 10, 2025 6:50 PM |
I made cookies with leftover Cadbury mini eggs and white chocolate chips. I'm looking forward to having them as dessert after dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 10, 2025 11:27 PM |
Over a week ago, I bought chicken livers with the intent to make rumaki. I sort of forgot about it but then found the tub of livers in the back of the fridge a couple days of ago ad they were a day past the "best by" date. They smelled...Ok-ish. Like if I waited one more day they'd smell NOT ok-ish. So, at 10pm I made rumaki.
They were good.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 11, 2025 12:40 AM |
I made chicken wings in the oven and the house filled with smoke. I thought either the oven would burst into flames or the fire alarm was would go off. I opened all the doors and windows, which helped, but next time I'll just buy them from the deli.
Even though, they were delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 11, 2025 12:51 AM |
I keep replaying this compilation of clips of an Australian podcaster doing an impression of Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi sexually harassing Anakin Skywalker.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | May 11, 2025 12:54 AM |
Que es rumaki, R141?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 11, 2025 4:02 AM |
Troop Beverly Hills is playing tonight.
Audra Lindley, Betty Thomas, andEdd Barnes are featured.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | May 11, 2025 5:30 AM |
Sounds tasty, thank you for the link.🤗
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 11, 2025 6:52 AM |
I feel victim to internet hype about cookware that is supposedly just as good as All-Clad but cheaper because they only sell direct and All-Clad is sold through retailers . The brand is calked Made In and is made in Italy.
First, they are almost as expensive as All-Clad. Second, it turns out they do not let you return anything for a refund. Just a credit minus a “handling charge” I didn’t see that until AFTER I ordered. Not a sign of confidence in their product. Fortunately, I only ordered one pan.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 11, 2025 1:47 PM |
Just realized one of their Chef endorsements isn’t quite what it seems:
[quote] Since being introduced to Made In, I cannot understate how impressed I've been with the product quality and service from their team.”
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 11, 2025 3:36 PM |
My cousin named her Jewish baby “Brayden.”
I’m reminded of the comments of my great-Aunt Esther when my mother named my brother Nicholas.
“How’s Christopher?” Aunt Esther asked.
“His name is Nicholas,” my mother replied.
“Christopher, Nicolas. What’s the difference?”
Oy.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | May 11, 2025 3:46 PM |
[quote]My cousin named her Jewish baby “Brayden.”
Oof. That's downright whelming.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | May 11, 2025 4:07 PM |
A cousin named their baby “Houstan” and we’re from the MidWest so she’s calling him “Huey” and I want to hurl.
Otherwise, my crows love corn and beef, but will not eat any of the small carrot/peas that go with my stew. I believe the mix gives up all flavor to the stew. I think I should add frozen vegetables to the very end of the cooking process. It’s an experiment. I will bore you with developments.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | May 11, 2025 5:33 PM |
HoustAn? Not even HoustOn? Jesus.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | May 11, 2025 5:58 PM |
I mowed half the lawn. Gearing up for part 2.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 11, 2025 6:31 PM |
[quote]I will bore you with developments.
That's the spirit!
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 11, 2025 9:28 PM |
Crows can live for 30 years and I have a batch living around me who live off McDonald’s and 7-Eleven trash. We have to raise our nutritional guidelines and we can start with crows.
I was thinking today that anyone in the US would support a National Medicaid for pets. Even assholes love dogs and cats.
We could start off with a medicaid program for them and then, when nobody is looking expand it to all Americans.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 11, 2025 10:32 PM |
Datalounge is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 12, 2025 8:40 AM |
I'm watching an old episode of Julia Child on YouTube. Was she always drunk or what was her deal?
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 12, 2025 7:03 PM |
R157 Probably Type 2 Diabetus
R158 She wasn't drunk...just awkward.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 12, 2025 10:32 PM |
I’ve discovered that my Emeril by All-Clad anodized aluminum non-stick cookware set is now considered toxic at high temperatures (as is most nonstick cookware sold in the US before 2015). I’ve also discovered that it was not really All-Clad at all—but made to their specifications in Korea as a marketing ploy. Hmph.
(I imagine the scientists/engineers may have something to say about whether or not nonstick cookware really is toxic, but the idea has been planted and it’s hard to feel good about using a product that has been banned.)
Of course I have replaced/upgraded certain components over the years so buying a new set will result in some duplication, but thinking about which individual pots I really need, and which I don’t is making me dizzy.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 13, 2025 1:57 PM |
Perhaps you should lie down for a bit, r160.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 13, 2025 1:59 PM |
I tried that. I just think about pots lying down.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 13, 2025 2:05 PM |
I bought a salad spinner. It's fabulous.
I wish I would have bought one sooner.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | May 13, 2025 2:07 PM |
I wish some hep kid would put out a pop song involving Worcestershire sauce. I mispronounce it at least once whenever I say it.
Btw, oyster or fish sauce doesn’t substitute well.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 13, 2025 3:30 PM |
Very nice weather today. Partly cloudy and 21°C (70°F). It's funny that people think it always rains in Norway. Trust me, it doesn't. Especially in the summer. Hasn't rained in a few weeks now. It's very dry. We have a high risk of forest fires right now. We could use some rain but the weather forecast shows sunny and around 20°C for the next 10 days.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | May 13, 2025 3:38 PM |
"Wooster" Sauce formula is a trade secret. Even generic brands are subpar. As a child I was fascinated.by the label.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | May 13, 2025 4:38 PM |
Six small coleuses in flats were $3.99 at the fancy grocery store/expensive garden shop this morning. A single coleus in a 4” plastic pot was $5.99. I couldn’t understand the logic of charging more for one, albeit slightly larger plant than for six which will all look like the more expensive one in a week or ten days. Except there will be six of them.
Gardening is not about immediate gratification. Besides, who’d be grateful for a three inch high coleus in a 4” pot?
The flip side of this is now we need more soil and pots.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | May 13, 2025 6:01 PM |
Oh great. Now I learn that plastic cutting boards are out.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | May 13, 2025 6:37 PM |
Recently I've been seeing coleuses used as garden plants, which is strange since I'm in zone 6 and am used to only seeing them as house plants. I guess people just stick them in the ground and leave them to die at the end of the season.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | May 13, 2025 11:15 PM |
R169 Yes, they’re annuals in coastal New England. We always get some. They’re reliable and really showy.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | May 13, 2025 11:59 PM |
I do the same. Nothing else will grow in one spot in my yard.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | May 14, 2025 12:12 AM |
I'm reading Peter Wolf's memoir and he said Faye Dunaway's family came from a small town in Florida, near the Alabama state line, and her family were country folks with southern accents.
She took him dancing at a country/western roadhouse with sawdust on the floor. I never imagined that Faye was a redneck. I thought she was from London.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | May 14, 2025 12:21 AM |
Coleus is an annual wherever you grow it. It may live longer in warmer climates, but it's gonna die back in little more than a year at most.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | May 14, 2025 7:41 AM |
How the hell does that stupid fucking game Royal Kingdom afford spokespersons like freaking Lebron James or the nerds from TBBT??
I abhor those fucking commercials. They. Are. Everywhere!!!
Every game I play has those fucking commercials. They go on for minutes!
I won’t play on principle. I just refuse.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | May 15, 2025 11:38 PM |
R174, is that the commercial where the guy is doing finger workouts? I think it is brilliant.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | May 16, 2025 12:06 AM |
It’s ridiculous but not my point.
How do they afford him!!!?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | May 16, 2025 12:38 AM |
I have a craving for spinach dip.
I usually only make spinach dip at Thanksgiving.
I should step out of my comfort zone and make some spinach dip now in May.
YOLO.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | May 16, 2025 12:41 AM |
The instructions on the box for a Trader Joe’s Burrata, Prosciutto and Arugula Flatbread encountered this evening:
“Pre-heat oven to 450 F; remove flatbread from packaging, place on a baking sheet and sit on countertop while oven preheats for at least 20 minutes.”
by Anonymous | reply 178 | May 16, 2025 12:51 AM |
Did you sit on the countertop for 20 minutes R178?
by Anonymous | reply 179 | May 16, 2025 12:56 AM |
I wondered if my flatbread would attain its “desired crispness” if I didn’t, but “no,” R179. I still had to set the table and make the salad.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | May 16, 2025 1:07 AM |
I bought an old-fashioned cuckoo clock for my kitchen. Kind of kitschy. But the cuckoo call is really lame, I just turned it off.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | May 16, 2025 1:52 AM |
The new Mini Cooper S was designed by an accountant; bare hints of former zaftig fenders. I’m not imptressed.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | May 16, 2025 3:03 AM |
I dreamed I had a piece of fried chicken left in the refrigerator. I got up in the middle of the night to eat it, and there was no fried chicken.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | May 16, 2025 9:36 AM |
Can't believe Jaws turns 50 this year! Fuck, I'm old!! The Today Show just talked about it.
I remember standing in line with my Dad and sister, waiting to get into the theater. It was a hot summer day and I started to feel light-headed and almost fainted. My Dad went to get someone from the theater and they let us in ahead of everyone else so I could sit in the air-conditioned theater to cool down. My sister was a scaredy-cat and kept kicking me with her Buffalo sandal at the scary parts I love the movie and try to watch it wheneve it's on.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | May 16, 2025 12:27 PM |
R184 You’re old? I remember them filming it in the summer of 1974 on the Vineyard.
The mechanical shark didn’t work very well and slowed down the production for months because it rusted. They’d never tested the shark in salt water. The wonky shark, Spielberg’s reputation, and Universal’s money (3 months on location turned into 6) almost sank the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | May 16, 2025 12:46 PM |
R185, they talked about the problems with the shark in the piece. That's the reason there are so many scenes WITHOUT the shark. They had to alter the script because of it.
Spielberg said he thought John Williams was kidding him with the soundtrack. Good thing he didn't nix it. It's one of the most iconic scores in movie history. John Williams is a musical genius, IMO.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | May 16, 2025 1:24 PM |
I don’t think I ever saw it in theaters. We were poors and going to the movies was a luxury.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | May 16, 2025 2:15 PM |
R187, the flex in my poor neighborhood was the number of times you saw the movie.
Craig C, a shithead, always won because his dad was a cop.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | May 16, 2025 3:20 PM |
I am patiently steaming my Shitake mushrooms ( one hour). When I have finished steaming them I shall put them on my salad for today's lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | May 16, 2025 3:31 PM |
These fennecs, native to the Middle East and North Africa, appear to be vacationing in the southwestern US.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | May 16, 2025 3:39 PM |
R190, They were brought over with the Fennec Victims of Genocide Refugee Progrom.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | May 16, 2025 3:43 PM |
I'd read the novel "Jaws" before seeing the movie and was grateful that Spielberg omitted the then-obligatory 1970s blockbuster novel sex scene featuring Hooper and Brody's wife. I was later exasperated by Drs. Sattler and Grant being lovers in the movie "Jurassic Park" when they were explicitly not in the book, but understood Crichton and Spielberg had to go there.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | May 16, 2025 3:50 PM |
I just saw another clip for the new Superman movie.
My goodness that boy is fine! 😍😍
He looks totally innocent and gorgeous.
I hate Nathan Filion and wonder how I’ll tolerate having to sit thru his “acting”. He looks ridiculous.
I’m liking bald Lex as well.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | May 16, 2025 5:31 PM |
I should have waited to run my errands. It was overcast when I left but, while in the store, I heard a crash of thunder and then the sky opened up. I was drenched by the time I got to the car (I don't like to park too close to the entrance). Right now, the sun it out and it looks great outside
by Anonymous | reply 194 | May 16, 2025 7:51 PM |
Into each life a lot of rain must fall.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | May 16, 2025 9:20 PM |
I just ate a quarter pounder w/ cheese, an apple pie, and a caramel sundae. It was delicious. And McD’s wasn’t even busy. My partner was out of the drive thru and home with the food in no time.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | May 17, 2025 12:54 AM |
I just got deja vu for the first time in years.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | May 17, 2025 1:00 AM |
I’ve been bribing my creator for an improved CT scan reading. I’m stuck smoking with fucked up mumblers in my community.
Kill me, but if I hug one more stinky motherfucker who needs a smoke, a house, and some counseling, I’m going to go homicidal. I love us, but we are a stinky folk.
I’m an ugly old troll and some fucked up kid pinched my nipple. I was NOT being sexy. I was NOT showing off anything. I simply provided a smoke.
Please, do NOT molest the elf on the shelf. I barely have tits to work with, folks. Why is this body a toy?
by Anonymous | reply 198 | May 17, 2025 4:37 AM |
The new Conjuring movie is coming September 5th. It's based on the Smurl case in West Pittston, Pennsylvania.
I'm reading the book now (The Haunted) and when I'm done I'll watch the made-for-tv movie of the same name, which stars Sally Kirkland.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | May 17, 2025 5:06 AM |
I’m impressed, r198.
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