Nicole Kidman STUNS and looks younger than ever in new Instagram post

And twice ass exciting, as they say.

OP = Nicole Kidman.

There’s thirsty and then there’s desperately, fucking parched.

Nicole is the latter.

Where is she?

Is she drowning?

We love you Nikki, get up!!!

R4 France

She's approaching Britney territory.

“Love from France”

She survived Tom; I’m still pulling for the bitch.

I love Nicole, and she looks really great in that post. Her face (while hard to see fully) also looks a bit more natural than it has in recent years. I believe I read she somewhere that she mentioned not having any projects for much of the next year, so I wonder if she had another overhaul done, with plenty of time to recover from it?

She’s starting to look like this again!

She should go for a swim in those turbulent waters and post the results on TikTok. You know, for a laugh.

Yikes - that was awkward

🌊🐄🧵

Another old lady trying to look twenty. I watched Babygirl last night and she looks every second of 56 years old in the close-ups. Granted, she'd kept her body in shape but FFS stop it with the bombshell granny act.

I wonder whether - if she actually HAD grandchildren - she'd still be playing these types of roles.

[quote] I wonder whether - if she actually HAD grandchildren - she'd still be playing these types of roles.

I’m still in my prime childbearing years so it’s far too early to consider being a grandmother!

Didn’t you see my last streaming project? I’m the mother of toddlers!

It’s wonderful to be so vital and young!

Does anyone have a tampon?

The last decade, her face was so pulled back that I couldn’t enjoy looking at her in any movie she was in

Is that Ann Margrock?

R20 Check out Babygirl is you can stomach it. She's not pulled back but she's pumped full of fillers and her skin looks atrocious.

She looks hot in that video

R23 = Nicole Kidman.

^ Because who can't see her face.

DL Hairstylists and technicians -

That can't be a wig, or extensions, given the beating the wind is giving her hairline and part, right?

If not, for her age, that's an amazing head of hair.

She's already said many times she uses wigs all the time...that all the years of straightening, bleaching, coloring, etc. have fried her hair, so she often uses wigs/pieces/etc. to help.

Attention whore.

I’m in the midst of watching Babygirl and she looks terrible. She’s anorexic, her skin is so pale and paper-like it looks translucent; her brows are a harsh brown with strawberry blond hair and her lips are really plumped and cracked. She can’t close her mouth. She is unbelievably distracting. It’s sad.

It’s all fun and games till someone breaks a hip.

In the movie Babygirl, you can see how messed up her face actually is. I appreciated that they showed her character getting Botox early in the movie and would recommend that this be included in all her projects from here on out, so audiences can understand why she looks hideous.

Her eyebrows look like mine after the dye wears off the skin around them. Reminds me

Her wig looks incredibly natural. The again, she can afford the very latest that wig science has to offer.

She's also rocking the latest Lorde song, which hasn't been out a week. Fully down with the kids, as they say.

Saw something similar on the Britney Spears Instagram. Thought it was her at first too.

Those hideous as spider web shoes with that dress! R14

Her "coy, nubile, dewy 57-year-old" act never gets old!

If ever there was a chick flick that's Babygirl. I almost turned it off when she was getting pussy fingered face down on the filthy hotel carpet. Belle de Jour for the Walmart crowd.

Well, R19, at least she still has hair, unlike millions upon millions of men her age, & even MUCH younger.

She has wigs, more like.

She was quite glamorous in her youth.

Nothing screams “Nicole Kidman is delusional” more than her singing along to “Teenage Dream” at the Grammy’s years ago.

Nicole was in her mid-40s here but already displaying her bizarre mental fantasy that she’s still in her early 20s. Her pathology has only gotten worse as she’s only a couple inches away from 60.

When she finally hits the wall - and she will sooner than she thinks - you’ll hear the screams all the way from Nashville.

Singing a pop song is delusional?

Nobody cares.

[quote] She is quite glamorous in her youth.

FIFY.

Her shtick now to stay relevant…anyone can toss a wig in far away lighting. I hope she doesn’t get too bizarre as she ages. Like Madonna level crazy.

The whole “CZJ, 29” shtick is cute and all but she’s not even in the same league of age denial as Nicole.

Mentally, Nicole still thinks she’s an ingénue when she’s only a hair away from collecting Social Security.

You’re an old bat, Nicole. Deal with it.

Kidman has height, natural elegance, good posture (not to say a "regal bearing"), and good skin--before she fucked it up--going for her, so she had the material to be a stylish, dignified, cool older woman well into her old age. Even an "earth mother artist" type like the 60-something, rosy-cheeked Mia Farrow might have worked for her.

I realize that Kidman is a movie star and under a level of pressure to look "ageless" that we might find hard to imagine, but look at someone like the Manchester artist Linder Sterling: so confident, so laid back, so completely comfortable in her skin* (starts at 0'28"):

*Plus: friend of Morrissey, but I try not to hold that against her

I like that new Lorde song.

It’s nice to see a workaholic enjoying their life. I wish her well.

She went to see Charli XCX in Brooklyn tonight. Looking younger than ever!

Baby's ageing backwards!

R47 What's so great about a woman having giraffe height? She emasculates men by her sheer presence.

[quote]She emasculates men by her sheer presence.

Not her problem!

Does she ever see her children?

Two of them.

I wonder how her daughters feel about her. They must be embarrassed, right?

Doubt it, not with all that dough rolling their way.

Is that even her?

R50 Did Nicole see Charli XCX on the way to cheerleading camp or did her dad drop her off before the big senior grad bash?

Nicole graduated high school when Huey Lewis and the News were at their peak. VCRs were just becoming mainstream. A Big Mac Value Meal was $2.59. Her delusional fantasies of being still being carded at nightclubs and menstruating are signs of mental illness. Any non-celebrity who was behaving like her would be a laughingstock and potentially institutionalized.

Cinematic fact: Nicole is the same age as Sean Connery when he starred in “The Untouchables.”

There’s no amount of surgery, makeup or filters that can turn a 60-year-old into a 21-year-old.

Sorry, Meemaw Kidman.

TV Fact: Nicole is the same age as Rue McClanahan when “The Golden Girls” ended.

R59 we know how old she is…

[quote] [R59] we know how old she is…

But does she?

I couldn't watch The Northman because her face was so distracting. She was also in a Netflix romp with Hugh Grant and there was a scene where she was running and her face did not move. She looked looks like a melting baby doll now. How many face lifts ahas she had at tis point? She should take a page from her friend Naomi Watt's book and not try to appear as if she is 25. It isn't desperate at this point - it is tragic.

Yo, Nicky Girl, stop stealing my act!

Nicole crossed the rubicon at the Met Gala tonight.

She weighs 12 pounds, has no tits and created fake dark roots to look like a modern woman of color.

It’s over.

Dark roots = woman of color? White women don’t have dark hair?

I swear, the idiocy is astounding from that poster.

What’s her look?

I was excited about Northman...until I found out she was in it. I'm so goddamn sick of her.

Plus she sounds and acts exactly the same whether she plays a Manhattan psychotherapist or Hamlet's mum.

I don't think she intentionally darkened her roots, I think she simply removed the wig in OP's clip and went wigless to the Gala.

Also, plenty of white women have dark hair. What a weird fucking comment

Here she is at the Met Gala. Her earlobes are suspect.

Here's another angle. I guess that's her real hair.

Guess she's been reading DL and noticed our sidebar conversations about her wearing wigs all the time.

Your earlobes droop with age, especially if you're wearing earrings a lot. I'm surprised she hasn't had them tightened yet.

Skin and bones.

Nicole obviously celebrated the occasion with a leaf of iceberg lettuce and a crouton.

Positively decadent!

[quote] Plus she sounds and acts exactly the same whether she plays a Manhattan psychotherapist or Hamlet's much younger sister.

FIFY.

So-and-so STUNS!!!!' How fucking original.

[quote]I’m still pulling for the bitch

Pics please.

I hope she really did cut her hair short. It was so damaged.

The pic at R73 looks ripped from a medical guide to anorexia. No wonder women are so fucked up in the head with this as a celebrated example of looking good.

She needs to be under the care of a psychiatrist and an eating disorder specialist.

This is a cry for help.

R81 Nope, the short hair was a wig.

r83 i totally figured

I bet her real hair is a horror show, like something straight out of The Deliverance.

[quote] I bet her real hair is a horror show, like something straight out of The Deliverance.

I'm looking for a new project where I play the mother of toddlers again! Even though all you bitches laughed at me when I was in Big Little Lies.

She's not doing anything Tom hasn't done.

[quote] She's not doing anything Tom hasn't done.

Tom showed up to the Met Gala looking like a skeleton?

[quote]She’s being sexy and seductive

Nobody wants to see and old grandma acting like that.

if you were distracted by Kidman's face in 'The Northman' you may need medication for your poor attention span. There is help out there.

She's in the business of creating illusions and pretending to be someone she's not.

[quote] She's in the business of creating illusions and pretending to be someone she's not.

Like a human. From Earth.

[quote] Plus she sounds and acts exactly the same whether she plays a Manhattan psychotherapist or Hamlet's mum.

Her range as a performer is nearly nonexistent. Cold, sterile ice queen is her only lane. She’s terrible at comedy. She conveys zero warmth, which is why she fails in mother roles. And her box-office track record is evidence. Her career is primarily flops. She’s never headlined a blockbuster film on her own.

Compare her to Julia Roberts, who is the same age and made her initial big screen splash at the exact same time. As horrible as she reportedly is as a person, she can do comedy, drama, thrillers. She projects warmth and charisma onscreen. She actually has range and can act. And she’s aging pretty tastefully compared to “Forever 31” Nicole, with her pathetic thirst traps.

The only role she’s ever been suited for is one the those female Terminators. She could probably pull off a soulless, robotic, killing machine.

Otherwise, how Nicole gets hired for any film is one of Hollywood’s greatest mysteries.

Julia Roberts is a crap actress without even the advantage of ever having been beautiful.,

R94 Nichole has produced pretty much everything that she has starred in during her flurry of activity over the past couple of years.

There’s your answer.

*Nicole

[quote] [R94] Nichole has produced pretty much everything that she has starred in during her flurry of activity over the past couple of years. There’s your answer.

Explain the previous 30.

Box-office poison ☠️ .

Aim higher, Nicole! You shouldn't just play the mother of toddlers, you should play a teen mom with a newborn!

[quote] Is that Ann Margrock?

Back in the 90s, they briefly tried to sell Nicole as the second coming of Ann-Margret. They gave up on that quickly.

Ann-Margret was vivacious, fiery, wildly talented, charismatic, lovable and effortlessly sexy. All qualities that are nonexistent in Nicole. Ann-Margret also ate food.

Nicole is not fit to borrow Ann-Margret’s henna rinse.

You must have missed the part where I said “in the past couple of years”, R98.

I know better than to get into a discussion with you movie queens.

Nicole appears in production after production to the point where I doubt even she knows what she has recently appeared in. It’s like she will die or fall apart if she takes a break. I feel sorry for her kids who probably barely know her.

Why are we hating Nicole Kidman?

This woman is so boring and such a nothing burger I can't summon the strength to look hard enough to find fault.