May Flowers on DOOL - The Post-Ron Era

DOOL!!

May flowers bring a June funeral. Thanks for starting a new thread.

^ NuThread

The photo of Chandler really sets the right tone. This is going to be a great thread.

Thanks for the new thread.

R6

You mean Nu thread

Sorry, Kayla, but if Bo's sepsis isn't cured using one of Kristen's magic orchids, I'm not interested in your front burner story.

Why is NuSophia dressed like a giant baby and screaming her lines at her scene partners? Even Millennial Tate seemed taken aback.

I almost fell off my Jazzy when Shawn "D" mentioned Claire. She must be in her 40's by now.

*40s

And now for some totally HOMOEROTIC photos from Daytime Emmy Winner Kyler Pettis (HotTheo).

Not nearly as hot as Chambo

Straight Chandler is destined to wear three-layers of Winter clothing in Fraumark Made for TV movies.

R15, can they hold in his BOOBs with those layers?

R16 Totally.

After the undershirt, the shirt, the sweater vest, and the winter overcoat, they will sometimes even add a knit scarf to contain and mask the area where his bOObs would be.

JPL looked really good on today's episode. Age suits him well.

I wonder if they have a new hair stylist? I agree he looked good today - and still sorting out my recent attraction to JJ.

That said, I know it has only been a few episodes since the new writers took over, but not sure I am caring for it. Too chatty without any point to storyline. I hope they are just doing readjustment to move forward.

If DW3 hiding (fully clothed) in the bathroom while the maid cleans Holly's bedroom doesn't do it for you, just wait: Next week, Julie takes a nap, and Kate pours coffee at Brady Pub.

The first episodes of the new writers have been boring. Lots of talk, no story movement. Dull.

Where's Marlena Evans, still searching for John? She must be friskier than a teen at a school dance

Marls is still waiting for Aaron Greene to return from Lacrosse camp and ask her to Senior Prom.

They can double with Tate and Sophia!

R23 I hear that's one of the stories that should air in early December as Marlena ponders whether it's too soon for her to accept one of the many invites she's gotten from young men who'd like to escort her to The Winter White Prom at Salem High.

SOON

Where the hell did Dr. Mark Green go? Multiple actors were cast with him and they’ve disappeared. Did the actor, Jonah Robinson, become unavailable? I know he was doing a play. I don’t get why this went nowhere. .

Dr. Green was THE character that served no purpose at all but had so much potential.

R26 Jonah Robinson (Dr. Mark Green) was never on contract, so 1) TPTB are not bound by a contract to play him, and/or 2) He can go work on other projects at will.

During times of transition, these are often the roles that get cut back or cut altogether, because they're already seen as minor to the story, so the NuWriters may not see a need to play them or they want to spend the budget for talent elsewhere.

Example: JPL is also not on contract, but they may have cut Robinson's minimal episodes in order to play JPL more per month than originally planned. He's sometimes getting more episodes per month now than actors who are actually on contract. That money has to come from somewhere.

Mark Green? As in Anthony Edwards of ER?

Dr. Green is Kat’s brother, correct?

Yes, R30.

Does Kat have a future after Chadwick is gone?

Jonah was cast and played because of his hairy legs, but now that Ron is gone that feature won't factor into things, so I wouldn't get my hopes up about seeing"Mark."

His only utility was on his first show as a tease to Leo with his jog through the park and the cryptic conversation leaving questions about his sexuality. Hot guy and wish they utilized him.

Writers don’t tend to casting r33

April showers bring MAY FLOWERS

We may pick them IF THEY ARE OURS

But...

He who take what isn't HIS'N must give back OR GO TO PRISON!

R34 Yes, and we all know Leo has been Ron's alter-ego.

R35 Head Writers do give instructions on what they're looking for in the character, though. In fact, they sometimes even tell EPs about someone they have in mind for a role. They will also look at audition tapes or even sit in if-when there's some question as to who among the final candidates looks or sounds right for the part. In Ron's case, I could easily see him telling the casting department to make sure actors wore shorts when they auditioned.

Where the hell is Abe?

He has not been looking well lately.

Oh no! ... Young Marlena needs her Great Grandpa Abe now more than ever!

The show can’t afford to lose another male cast member.

Elam is the new cast member joining the show on Melaswen.

Chambo! Chambo!

Jerry O'Connell, ugh .. he's like lower than D-List now.

I did laugh, however when Chandler drew a Cabbage Egg Bowl.

But why on earth was he wearing his grandma's crocheted sweater?

He has great hair

Loved seeing Chandler in the Pictionary episode. Handsome as ever and I like his different look.

When he had to draw “something that is washed”, my first thought was Sonny’s ass? 🍑

Another episode.

[quote] my first thought was Sonny’s ass? 🍑

Hot Sonny or FCF?

NuRachel cast as NuLaura Ingalls on LHOTP reboot.

R49 It would have to be Hot Sonny's Hot Ass.

Chambo looks AWFUL in those Pictionary vids. What did he do to himself? The long hair is cringe. At least he’s got the wifey’s snatch to eat.

I don’t mind the long hair. I don’t like the facial hair however.

I think Chandler's facial hair won't be going away. Hasn't he had it all of his Fraumark flicks?

btw - With Chass exiting later this year, we could really use an infusion of some Hot Sonny Cake!

Is Hot Sonny mixed race?

I can't believe we wasted so much time on that Freddie guy, when we could have had the new guy.

Is Tinker still into trannies?

Yes r58.

Episode #3 of Chandler's star turn on Pictionary.

Yay! I’m so happy.

Chambo! Chambo!

Chambo’s hair is a big NO! He looks 45 years old. What happened to him? He doesn’t care about his looks now that he snagged the wifey.

PervertSuds at SON is old enough to be Chandler’s father. Gross. Chandler is straight and loves eating pussy. Sorry, PervertSuds. Chandler looked ridiculous on Pictionary. He looked like my 67 year old Aunt Emma with a beard.

Another episode of Chandler.

Yay! Chambo. I'm so happy.

In Episode 3, are Raj & Bobby fuckmates?

Would anyone want to fuck a Jar on Melaswen?

Da Strudz is playing a psychopath in a film. Is that better than Hallmark films and game show appearances?

Is Chandler still studying mandarin????

Chandler's next game show appearance should be as a contestant on Celebrity Jeopardy!

His 10 years of college would make him a shOOe-in to win.

Chambo still has a flat ass.

Indeed.

The Pictionary show seems to have no budget

R73 It was canceled in January. Viewers on the Internets have written that it's final episode will be May 30, so they're scraping the the bOOttOOm of the barrel here.

I just watched a random episode with Jerry's wife. This show looks very cheap to produce.

It is.

Well all that hope that a new writing team would fix the show proved to be a total bust.

NuWritingTeam

Odd that Chandler’s DOOL credit, where he won 3 Emmys, is never mentioned on Pictionary.

Agreed, R77. I am very disappointed with the show.

[quote] ... where he won 3 DAYTIME Emmys

Fixed.

Which no one outside of Daytime cares about .. LOOL.

I don't even think he cares. One time in an interview, he said he'd given one of them to the (pervy) publicist, another one to his parents, and it sounded like he didn't even know where the third one was .. a doorstop somewhere?

[quote] LOOL.

LOOL! :)

Did Chandler try for bigger roles when he quit days at the peak of his popularity years ago?

Chandler wanted to study Mandarin at UCLA. This led to playing frisbee on the Quad.

Eventually, he changed majors and got his degree in Economics.

RIP Paulina’s Purple Palace.

Welcome to Shady Pines - Salem. Home of forever 29 Dr. Marlena Evans and Dr. Stinkface and Patches.

Chambo did go on to great roles! A Fraumark movie per year! He’s set for life.

He hung out with Charlie sheen so there’s that

Chandler should have whipped his cock and ass out for some indie movie, show that he was a true artist and thespian..

Any client of the pervy publicist was able to hang out with Charlie Sheen.

R77 The show is boring under the new writers. Lots of talk, no drama. The only manufactured drama was Sarah, a doctor, not being able to use her own epipen??? Javi had to figure it out? Dumb.

Some new writers come in and blow up the show in the first week, others just pick up from the old headwriter's stories and slowly work in their own, so that the transition is more seamless. I appreciate that the show is not so jokey right now and I'm okay with a talky soap opera. I'm in wait to see mode before passing judgment on the new team.

I agree, R91. I do know, however, that I need a little "camp" going on to keep my interest. My attention span can be limited these days and too talky is not a good thing for me.

[quote] I do know, however, that I need a little "camp" going on to keep my interest.

They could have Javi running around Salem in his tighty whities.

Denise Alexander has died. She played Julie's rival Susan Martin for seven years in the late 60s and early 70s.

The new Pope told the press that he chose the name Leo because Leo is his favorite character on DOOL. How sweet!

Epop is the antipope on Melaswen.

Yeah I’d bend Javi over Gabi’s desk and fuck the cum out of him.

DW3 looked really hot today, if you need a reason to check out the show.

And so does JPL.

I completely disagree! Doug 3 is gross and Tate had that mole thing. Gross. Ron Gonzalez, aka PervSuds is just a gross person.

[quote] Tate had that mole thing

We vehemently object to that as well.

Tate's one mole away from being Strudz.

I would recommend recasting Tate, but we wouldn't see the recast until 2027, so what's the point?

The Tate actor is going to be 45 before this fucking prom is over.

Is he still called Tater Tot?

DW3 has a lovely pert ass

The show looked different today. Is my tv just having a good day or did anyone else notice it? It looked visually brighter and clearer.

What’s with the stupid hair on the poor replacement for Rick Hearst on GL? Michael Dietz. He looks stupid at that age to have a shark fin. I can’t take him seriously. Spellman-Drucker should have vetoed that look.

Meanwhile, 35 year old NuSophia is running around dressed like Holly Hobby.

Is Tate's fever what's going to kill their baby? Oh, who am I kidding? I couldn't care less.

[quote] Meanwhile, 35 year old NuSophia is running around dressed like Holly Hobby.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

The show has become insufferable. Other than some spruced-up sets that look nice, the writing is subpar, and the actors seem disinterested in trying to invest their lines with anything resembling emotion. The whole Tate/Sophia pregnancy just seems to slog along and does anybody really care who shot EJ or why?

It is almost as though they're treading water until John's death and am I the only person who doesn't care about Stephanie's writing career?

The lab break-in seemed lethargic, and I was really hoping that Patch and Shawn would be caught and hauled away for a few months. Kayla's angst is not going to get her an Emmy nod.

Has anyone noticed how Paulina seems to be withering away of late? She had that initial weight loss some months back, but lately she seems scarily gaunt.

Jackée-OO-zempic?

PROMO BO! HOPE! CEE-ARE-AH!

The writing is still awful.

How is MAGA Methface Stacy Haiduk still on this show? She must be incredibly cheap. She was driving for Uber before they hired her.

This cast has so much dead weight.

[quote] the writing is subpar,

On Melaswen the OlWriters write lyrics on the rap bus to the place beyond the gates.

R116 Why do you say DollarTree Kristen is MAGA? As little as they pay her, campaign finance records indicate she donated to Act Blue in this last election cycle.

Will John's organs be harvested to save Bo?

I think that's NuCiara as opposed to NuTeenCiara.

Y'all are INSANE. Chandler looks FUCKING good with the hair and beard.

I'd rim Chandler's hairy ass

His ass is hairy?

It has to be. Zach Tinker is a million times hotter though.

Happy Anniversary to RealKristen!

The giant hat and red ensemble they put her in for her return in 2012 was divine!

[quote]Why do you say DollarTree Kristen is MAGA?

I know her and her husband. She donated $50 bucks thanks to a fundraiser Dee was throwing. Stacy is a pos.

Chambo looks like my Ant Fannie these days.

Has there ever been less fanfare for a "Bope" return? I hope Claire shows up and announces that Hope is going to be a great-grandmother.