Apparently, Chrissy Metz has lost 100 lbs, according to a recent interview she gave to hype her new book

She looks slimmer than my fat daughter.

I can't imagine all the sagging skin.

[quote] This is Us star ​Chrissy Metz reveals her new health secret after shedding 100 pounds.

Her "new health secret?" Ozempic.

Please, Chrissy, don't give us this "I work out" BS.

100 lbs is a drop in the bucket for her. She would have to lose 300 to notice a difference.

Chrissy cookie-sniffing ex has a new book out.

"When I Talk to God, I Talk About Him Sending Me a Muscle Hunk with a 9-Inch Cock."

She looks like she may have lost one chin.

R6 Just eight more to go!

She looks fatter than ever! Who’s she kidding.

Well, did the iceberg look noticeably smaller when the Titanic took those chips off it?

Hasn’t she always just lost 100 pounds?

I feel sorry for her.

R11 She got a one in a million chance that no other morbidly obese woman would get, and she got rich off of it.

No tears shed for Chrissy here.

She's almost as fat as my daughter!

She’s using Ozempic. She’d be crazy not to.

Agree, r14.

Perhaps as her mass decreased, the lessened gravitational pull allowed her outer layers to expand and become less dense, thus maintaining the same diameter?

She looks a lot smaller here

"Don't worry! I found the 100lbs! It was in Freezer #8! Whew, that was close."

When visiting Kelly and Mark in the morning, she'd never fit into their high chairs. The three sit on a sofa.

Isn't there a way to be admitted, then placed in a coma until the weight is gone?

One time when Kelly and Mark used to be Regis and Kelly (or was it still Regis and Kathie Lee?), the obese American Idol winner Ruben Studdard appeared as their guests and sat on one of their tiny stools and kept slipping off--it was as if that stool could not even hold one of his buttcheeks. I felt so sorry for the guy.

[quote] Isn't there a way to be admitted, then placed in a coma until the weight is gone?

There's actually a short story by Helen Oyeyemi about that scenario--people check into a spa and become comatose for three days, and when they're done they've lost one size of clothing.

“Apparently, Chrissy Metz has lost 100 lbs”

She stopped speaking to Mandy Moore.

I mean, you gotta be eating sooo much shit food in a day to be that big...where does she have the time to do this?

r24, must we explain to you again about the snack purse?

R24 It's not like she's been working lately.

R19 Here's Chrissy when she was on Kelly and Ryan last year.

Notice they ditched the high bar chairs and brought out the wide berth living room chairs for her appearance.

[quote] Isn't there a way to be admitted, then placed in a coma until the weight is gone?

She would then be what doctors call “persistent vegetative” - a vegetable, and there is no way Chrissy is getting anywhere close to a vegetable.

Thats a nice dress she is wearing. On her obese body.

[quote] Thats a nice dress she is wearing.

Tent!

Has the white guy with yellow skin commented on her weight loss?

I really don't see a difference in her weight, but if you weigh 800 lbs. then losing a hundred really can't be detected with the naked eye. She would have to lose 300-400 lbs.

The curse of losing weight is discovering you have a long, oval-shaped head that's not as aesthetically pleasing.

I traded in my snack purse for a snack clutch.

I'm sure she lost a few asteroids and a tiny moon or two from her orbit but the difference in appearance is very minimal.

In what way? Did she trim her eyelashes!?

Thanks R27, that makes much more sense. R19 had me wondering how big the couch would have to be to allow two other people to sit on it with Ms. Metz, and if their mics would be able to screen out the groaning noises from the frame.

Snack purse that heavy? Must be as big as a diaper bag!

TBH, I can't tell. And I've lost almost 80 pounds over the last 2 years (Ozempic, Weight Watchers, Planet Fitness). People tell me I look like I lost a lot of weight, but I don't see it. My doctor tells me that's normal.

If it's really true she lost 100 lbs, then it's likely she weighed about 400 lbs.

Was she diddled as a child? Is that why the enormous weight?

Okay, now that I'm looking at pics of 400 lb women at 5'5" (her height), I'm upping my guesstimate to closer to 500 lbs. Many of the women at her height/400 lbs look thinner than she does.

R43 the uncropped version of that photo shows half a dozen longshoremen straining to lift Chrissy and her bike.

I never watched that frau show she was on. Was it any good? She isn’t pretty and doesn’t even have big boobs for a huge woman. I figured she must be super talented.

R21...that would have been Regis and Kelly in 2003.

She's going to have Ozempic face like me

I read somewhere that she admitted to being close to 300 pounds, I don't think she's lost a third of her body weight.

I'm sorry...but "close to 300 pounds"???? More like close to 500 lbs. She's 5'4" or 5'5".

I can’t tell but maybe there was a bigger part of her body I didn’t notice before

Her snack purse is now a snack clutch.

r51, Chrissy herself informed us of that at r34.

It would be better for her health if she used one of these new diabetes drugs that help you lose weight. She's a fairly nice person, so I worry about her. She doesn't nurture the delusions that a lot of morbidly obese celebrities like Lizzo or Tess Holliday or Lens Dunham do--that they look attractive this way.

Chrissy will be on Lice With Kelly & Mark tomorrow. Will they make her walk up the steps to their stage? What kind of special seating will they give her because she can’t fit in those seats they have been using this week. Tune in tomorrow……..

^Oops - Live With Kelly & Mark, not lice. lol

R54 See R27 for furniture selections for Chrissy.

R54 I like "Lice with Kelly and Mark" better.

Let's make that one happen.

It has.

Doesn't Chrissy do this "I've lose weight!" thing every couple of years, usually when she's promoting one of her Christian movies or Christian books?

Then she disappears for a while, we see her pop up again a year or two later, and she's still morbidly obese, saying she's on a weight loss journey.

[quote] Then she disappears for a while, we see her pop up again

I doubt she’s capable of either disappearing or popping up.

We need aerial photographs.

She still looks like a beached whale covered in a circus tent.

When you've allegedly lost 100 lbs and no one can even tell, then you're starting in 1,000 pound Sisters territory.

How long do you think she has to live?

I give her eight more years.

One of her arms is bigger than Kelly Ripa.

R65 I know, and I love it!

How? Leg amputation due to diabetes?

She’ll still strike oil wearing high heels in Texas.

She lost 100 lbs and she's still fat as fuck.

R69 I know and I love it!

Chrissy Metz's couch is DEAD to ME!

She absolutely did not lose any weight.

R63, 1000-pound sisters are back on TV next week. And they going to deal with the petting zoo arrest head-on. The show was there on that day, and they got camera footage. The show comes back on April 15. Tax day. (I pay my taxes, my taxes are PAID!)

She's probably trying to lose just enough so that she can take a shot at IVF. She's 44, so she has to move quick.

R72 = Kirstie Alley's ghost

[quote] And they going to deal with the petting zoo arrest head-on.

Please explain or provide a link for that.

[quote] gh so that she can take a shot at IVF

Ewwwww. Poor child or children.

I'm not r73, but I was out of town last week for a work conference, and even though the place I was staying was a really nice hotel, they had SHIT for TV channels and I ended up watching 2 episodes of 1000 lb sisters during the evening to decompress. I started watching without realizing (I was on my computer at the same time), then continued to watch, much like not being able to turn away from a horrific car accident. However, I ended up coming away from that "forced viewing" somewhat grudgingly liking the sisters a little (at the very least, getting a laugh out of them).

Anyways, they did a "next episode" sneak peek and showed them driving through some sort of animal park and a giraffe put its head through the window and bit the sister with tons of extra skin. I think that is what r73 is talking about.

Thank you, R78.

[quote]I read somewhere that she admitted to being close to 300 pounds, I don't think she's lost a third of her body weight.

I'm assuming that "close to" was in comparison to Shamu's weight.

Is she actually a good actress?

I've only seen her in This Is Us. I think she's been in some movies (whether they were made for tv or other, I don't know).

Wasn't she in some other tv show before TIU? I thought I read that somewhere.

Apparently, she also sings, but I haven't heard her so I don't know if she's good.

She sang back up for Aretha at a couple of her later concerts.

She was in a movie called "Breakthrough" and Josh Lucas played her husband. Only in Hollywood.

[quote] She sang back up for Aretha at a couple of her later concerts.

Did the catering company for those concerts go bankrupt?

Who or what, precisely is us?

She played the Fat Lady in AHS: Freak Show. Spoiler alert: She died while eating.

[quote] She played the Fat Lady

Did she have a choice not to?

R87 She got fucked by Evan Peters in one episode and got shot by Finn Wittrock who snapped and went on a killing because no-one wanted to buy tickets to see him sing Cole Porter.

She then ends up in Heaven with all of the other dead characters and they all have to listen to Jessica Lange sing David Bowie songs for all eternity. The End. I kid you not.

Mmmmm...Finn Wittrock

[quote] She died while eating.

[quote] got shot by Finn Wittrock who snapped and went on a killing

So how did she die?

Finn Wittrick killed multiple people at the circus...she was eating...I believe shot in the head.

So her eating didn't kill her?

No, our else the statement would have been "she died FROM eating"

I read that as My Fat Lady where instead of a dialectician Higgins is a dietitian. At the end he sings I've Grown Accustomed to her Weight. It's about accepting yourself as you are. Oh let's face it it's really about not being able to lose weight and enjoying the food you eat because there's really nothing else to live for. Love and sex are a poor substitute for rancho Doritos.

I wonder how she sleeps. Propped up? With a CPAP machine?

How does she wipe herself? With a paper towel attached to a broomstick?

I think they have special tools for wiping very large people.

I gave chatgpt a photo and her height, and it very politely estimated her weight to be around 400 lbs.

I honestly think it could be closer to or even over 500. I don't understand her abdomen and likely never will. Is it a shaping garment creating that unusual ball body?

I hope she is losing weight. Look at Lizzo! She's made fantastic progress.

[quote]Who or what, precisely is us?

Diabetes.

The sofa is ready for her with Kelly and Mark. Let's see how she makes it up the steps.

She did a movie in South Africa!

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Did she pay for three seats on the 16-hour flight? She mentioned boyfriend, must be a chubby chaser.

She was on Tamron Hall today promoting her stupid Christian book.

I will say she looked ever so slightly less ample than she did a year ago, but I think her claim that she lost 100 pounds is a bit exaggerated.

"Dear God, It's Me, Jabba"

It must be very conflicting to be getting rid of the ONLY thing people know you for. She's just losing weight to become another out of work actress. Because, I mean, the talent....

She went from Alabama fat to Indiana fat.

[quote]She then ends up in Heaven with all of the other dead characters and they all have to listen to Jessica Lange sing David Bowie songs for all eternity. The End. I kid you not.

My takeaway from that episode was [bold]not[/bold] that they ended up in Heaven.

R107. Although Lange's version of "Dancing in the Streets" was riveting.

I work with an obese woman. 300+ pounds. She lost ten pounds and I could see a difference. Chrissy has not lost 100 pounds.

When I Talk to God, I Talk About Cheesecake

Chrissy Metz opens up about the challenges of hygiene as an obese person

R110 “Are you there cheesecake, it’s me Chrissy” 📕

She could lose enough weight to make a life-size statue of herself with the loose skin and still be morbidly obese.

Fat she’s a star, thin she ain’t.

Could't prove it by me!

Yes, r114, that’s the tragedy of people who get famous as a version of themselves that they don’t like. Call it the Jennifer Gray effect. People can’t relate to them after.