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Crazy Laura Loomer gets Trump to fire three NSC officials.

Mike Waltz was in the room when she gave Trump the list of "insufficiently loyal" officials, and basically looked like a cuck.

Unreal!

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by Anonymousreply 73May 4, 2025 9:23 AM

How sweet of them to throw Donald's cast-off hose devourer a little win.

by Anonymousreply 1April 3, 2025 5:59 PM

Maybe it's just my way of quieting my own extreme anxiety, but I have a strong feeling the implosion of this administration is going to be swift, speculator, and very beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 2April 3, 2025 6:02 PM

It still amazes and disgusts me that this is the extreme level of WhatTheFuckery that is actually going on.

A wackjob like Loomer can get a 1:1 with the President and Commander In Chief. She can tell him she thinks he should fire certain high ranking members of US National Security -- and then the President and CIC promptly does what the wackjob just told him to do.

by Anonymousreply 3April 3, 2025 6:07 PM

Always fun when the whore starts influencing government.

by Anonymousreply 4April 3, 2025 6:10 PM

At least she's not a DEI hire.

by Anonymousreply 5April 3, 2025 6:14 PM

You stay away from Daddy, you clap having Jezebel!

My man doesn’t need some trollop’s help doing his job!

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by Anonymousreply 6April 3, 2025 6:15 PM

R3, I agree. It truly is the Twilight Zone come to life.

by Anonymousreply 7April 3, 2025 6:33 PM

R7, truly, any TV/network studio exec would pass on your or my “spec script” if this were what it contained.

by Anonymousreply 8April 3, 2025 6:47 PM

Will these dumb fucks even make it to summer?

by Anonymousreply 9April 3, 2025 6:51 PM

Where is the My Pillow guy? She has supplanted him?

by Anonymousreply 10April 3, 2025 7:05 PM

Is that a Jewish space laser beaming out of her left eye? She really has vast superpowers!

by Anonymousreply 11April 3, 2025 7:31 PM

Countdown to Susie W resigning

by Anonymousreply 12April 3, 2025 7:34 PM

If only William Shakespeare could come back to life.

by Anonymousreply 13April 3, 2025 7:36 PM

R2- At this point I'm just praying for death- theirs or mine.

by Anonymousreply 14April 3, 2025 7:36 PM

I can’t believe the TRASH that parades through the Oral Office now. The country is such a joke.

by Anonymousreply 15April 3, 2025 7:48 PM

The more nutty things like this happen, the closer this unholy coalition comes to falling apart.

by Anonymousreply 16April 3, 2025 9:03 PM

She must be down on her knees now to Trump

by Anonymousreply 17April 3, 2025 9:08 PM

[QUOTE]Susie Wiles, the White House chief of staff who was among the advisers who worked to control Loomer’s access to Trump during the campaign, was present for the Wednesday meeting, sources familiar with the meeting said. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick — who greeted Loomer when she arrived at the White House on Wednesday and escorted her into the West Wing — Vice President JD Vance and White House Communications Director Steven Cheung also attended.

I'm surprised Kanye and Kid Rock didn't attend.

by Anonymousreply 18April 3, 2025 11:22 PM

Unreal is right. This is just bullshit. Loomer didn't get NSC staffers fired, lol. Stupidest propaganda since Russiagate.

Who was fired, how many if any and why, nobody knows

by Anonymousreply 19April 4, 2025 12:04 AM

She should get something for polishing Trump’s nob

by Anonymousreply 20April 4, 2025 12:26 AM

Oral gonorrhea.

by Anonymousreply 21April 4, 2025 12:39 AM

[quote]At least she's not a DEI hire.

As soon as Democrats retake control they should pass a law banning anyone who agitates against DEI from getting lip implants or lip fillers.

by Anonymousreply 22April 4, 2025 12:41 AM

The Clara Petacci of MAGA?

by Anonymousreply 23April 4, 2025 6:43 PM

If you want to be disgusted, take a look at how Laura Loomer looked even five years ago.

I can't believe Vampira is a decade younger than me!

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by Anonymousreply 24April 4, 2025 7:05 PM

Mar-a-Lago Face is a real thing!

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by Anonymousreply 25April 4, 2025 7:06 PM

Alex likes her balls.

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by Anonymousreply 26April 4, 2025 7:33 PM

"This is just bullshit. Loomer didn't get NSC staffers fired, lol. Stupidest propaganda since Russiagate."

Not even a nice try, MAGA-asshat. There are too many credible news stories that contradict you, including the one linked to from OPs post.

by Anonymousreply 27April 4, 2025 9:45 PM

She met with the Mad King and the terminations were executed the following day.

Was it a sleepover?

by Anonymousreply 28April 4, 2025 9:55 PM

It’s like these people are play acting.

by Anonymousreply 29April 4, 2025 10:08 PM

R29 Not serious people.

by Anonymousreply 30April 4, 2025 10:25 PM

Caption to OPs picture: “Yeah, bitch, I did that.”

by Anonymousreply 31April 4, 2025 10:32 PM

[quote]At least she's not a DEI hire

Those face injections definitely look DIY though.

by Anonymousreply 32April 4, 2025 10:47 PM

They still make jokes about Monica Lewinski. Meanwhile this nutty slut is damn near VP

by Anonymousreply 33April 4, 2025 11:08 PM

[quote]Meanwhile this nutty slut is damn near VP.

"I don't get no respect!"

by Anonymousreply 34April 4, 2025 11:16 PM

With three, she got mushroom egg roll.

by Anonymousreply 35April 4, 2025 11:30 PM

R2, agreed. I’d upvote you about 1000 more times if I could. We’ll have to leave it to the rest of these bitches on DL to upvote you some more.

by Anonymousreply 36April 4, 2025 11:39 PM

I'll never cease to be surprised by how low this racist, sexist, irresponsible imbecile will sink. An extreme right fanatic who deemed a US military officer and others insufficiently loyal to the imbecile has enough clout to fire that officer and the others. The United States is now under an authoritarian, neofascist regime, and that imbecile wields dictatorial powers.

And it is such hypocrisy that this imbecile campaigned using antisemitic tropes against Hillary Clinton, gave his approval to antisemitic, white supremacists in Charlottesville, his minions give Hitler salutes, and he deemed Jews who did not support not Jewish! Now, he is the Standard-bearer against antisemitism on college campuses and in schools. What a farce!

by Anonymousreply 37April 4, 2025 11:50 PM

[quote] A wackjob like Loomer can get a 1:1 with the President and Commander In Chief.

FDR had his kitchen cabinet. What should Trump’s unofficial advisory lot be called?

by Anonymousreply 38April 5, 2025 12:14 AM

Mass defecation event= maga

by Anonymousreply 39April 5, 2025 12:22 AM

Incels, fratbois, techbros,marketing skanks, old ass yuppies from the 1980s. Low.

by Anonymousreply 40April 5, 2025 12:26 AM

R38, it should be called "The Trumpster Dumpster"

by Anonymousreply 41April 5, 2025 12:29 AM

The Tool Box

by Anonymousreply 42April 5, 2025 12:30 AM

And fuckin brain dead event planners

by Anonymousreply 43April 5, 2025 12:36 AM

How long has Laura Loomer been a woman now?

by Anonymousreply 44April 5, 2025 12:59 AM

It doesn't look human. If I ran into it IRL, I would cross the street

by Anonymousreply 45April 5, 2025 1:01 AM

Will Vance be next on Laura's "You're fired!" list?

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by Anonymousreply 46April 5, 2025 4:24 AM

Loomer is jealous of Jaydine’s smokey eye. She will never have such pretty makeup.

by Anonymousreply 47April 5, 2025 4:40 AM

She’s disgusting

by Anonymousreply 48April 5, 2025 5:01 AM

You beat me r42, I was going to say Trump’s Tool Shed.

by Anonymousreply 49April 5, 2025 7:11 AM

R46 It's so odd how he seemed reluctant to criticise Loomer even in those circumstances.

by Anonymousreply 50April 5, 2025 7:55 AM

R44 Was she one Larry Loomer?

by Anonymousreply 51April 5, 2025 8:00 AM

Between Tulsi Gabbard, Laura Loomer and Lauren Sanchez, I’m waiting to see who whips out their cock first.

by Anonymousreply 52April 5, 2025 9:12 AM

These "ladies" are packing

by Anonymousreply 53April 5, 2025 9:25 AM

Go after MTG next!!!!

by Anonymousreply 54April 5, 2025 9:27 AM

Dump makes Loomer and Marge whip their dicks out and piss all over Little Marco, Sean Duffy and Jaydine; who are laid side by side in a kiddie pool in the Oval Office, the three of them hog tied in their skidmarked briefs like Lillian Gish on the train tracks in a silent movie.

He then invites Elmo over to watch, and they cheer Loomer and Marge on while throwing their Big Mac wrappers at those hapless, piss drenched assholes.

by Anonymousreply 55April 5, 2025 3:01 PM

Doesn’t Elon have a mutilated cocklet after going for gender reaffirming penile enlargement surgery that went south ?

by Anonymousreply 56April 6, 2025 8:47 AM

The NYT has a story yesterday about the fired NSA officials and their oversight of cyber defenses against - you guessed it - hacking against our election system. So I wonder if this whole "Laura Loomer gets Trump to fire these people" is a cover for people Dump was going to fire anyway and the narrative changes to "The Nuts Surrounding Trump" instead of "Further evidence (as if any was needed) of the repigs efforts to steal future elections"

by Anonymousreply 57April 6, 2025 9:25 AM

R56 I heard that. All that money and an ugly and probably small cock. Damn must be rough.

by Anonymousreply 58April 6, 2025 11:46 AM

I wish I was one of Musk's many children so that I'd never have to see his face again.

by Anonymousreply 59April 6, 2025 12:02 PM

Glad to see so many women in politics. It surely has made it much more civilized and empathetic.

by Anonymousreply 60April 6, 2025 1:20 PM

She's not a politician. Just a nut that Trump listens to because he has horrible judgment

by Anonymousreply 61April 6, 2025 4:15 PM

[quote]Glad to see so many women in politics. It surely has made it much more civilized and empathetic.

r60 = 10 pounds of misogyny in a five pound bag.

by Anonymousreply 62April 6, 2025 4:27 PM

This is very funny. Guy's phone must be disabled by crank calls.

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by Anonymousreply 63April 8, 2025 11:57 PM

Has someone already mentioned the Drag Queen behind her in OP's picture? I thought they hated drag queens.

by Anonymousreply 64April 9, 2025 9:18 AM

^ Sorry, meant for another Laura Loomer thread.

by Anonymousreply 65April 9, 2025 9:21 AM

[quote]As the White House opens its doors to a new class of media personalities – online commentators, podcasters, web video hosts and partisan influencers – one of the most prominent figures in the pro-Trump digital ecosystem remains on the outside looking in. Loomer, a far-right provocateur with a loyal online following, has a direct line to the president and a proven record of influencing his personnel decisions. Yet her requests for press credentials from Trump’s White House have gone unanswered.

[quote]“I do think there’s a fear that I may ask questions about the loyalties of people in the White House,” Loomer told CNN, “and they fear me having a national and global microphone to ask those questions.”

[quote]But Loomer, one of Trump’s most enduring and unflinching supporters, often directs her fire inward – targeting perceived traitors inside Trump’s government and finding new avenues to maximize pain on his enemies.

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by Anonymousreply 66May 3, 2025 12:40 PM

Laura Loomer looks like that thing from the third act of Trilogy of Terror.

by Anonymousreply 67May 3, 2025 12:44 PM

Now she's claiming responsibility for Trump firing Waltz. Diabolical bitch.

by Anonymousreply 68May 3, 2025 1:11 PM

So do we think he’s fucking her? Or at least attempting to fuck her with this limp mushroom?

by Anonymousreply 69May 3, 2025 1:12 PM

Yeah he is. She bragged about it to Milo Donkey Teeth and he tweeted it and she was banished from the inner circle for about 10 minutes until Trump remembered he gets away with absolutely everything and she was on her knees pushing his Depends to side ever since

by Anonymousreply 70May 3, 2025 1:23 PM

Can she even feel those tiny, swollen hands; or that lilliputian cock, for that matter, in her cavernous cunt?

by Anonymousreply 71May 3, 2025 3:26 PM

[quote]Or at least attempting to fuck her with this limp mushroom?

Please. He's obese and almost 80. There aren't enough blue pills in the world.

by Anonymousreply 72May 4, 2025 8:30 AM

If she really is allowing him to fuck her, it makes me think maybe she's being paid off by someone......

MELANIA !!!

by Anonymousreply 73May 4, 2025 9:23 AM
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