Aaron Rodgers, Walking on the Beach, Contemplating the Rest of His Life

Sorry, guys in Pittsburgh aren't hot enough

As he wears Hilaria Baldwin's mantilla.

[quote] As he wears Hilaria Baldwin's mantilla.

It looks like he's wearing a lace skirt underneat.

What annoys me about him most is his arrogance and I bet he doesn't even fuck good.

It's a cape, it's a blanket, but never a caftan.

Fat fuck in a caftan.

R3, Spanish ladies' petticoats.

Why isn't the mysterious Brittani by his side as he solemnly contemplates his future?

OMG! He's dressed like every single Mediterranean woman ever who just lost their husband 40 years ago!

We approve!

Aye liyke roomy caftan, Aron. Eeyt lets poosey breathe.

Leave him alone. He's feeling his inner elderly Italian woman.

It's the cotton négligé from page 129 on my Yankee catalogue!

Oh for chrissakes, it's a shawl.

I found this Gothic Hooded Fashion Poncho for him for his next contemplative walk.

What would Sophia Petrillo do?

R15, he may wear that during his next darkness retreat.

A caftan provides more room for when the man goes up inside the man!

Also hides weight gain..

Miss Rodgers likes: long walks on the beach, a cozy fire with a good book and a cup of herbal tea, and romantic evenings watching romantic comedies.

Come back to the 5 & dime, Kevin Lanflisi

R20: "...and a cup of herbal tea..."

It's called EXTREME MUG CRADLING when Aaron and I do it!

Poot homo. I need to have a good chat with him. I talked to multiple married guys about their sexuslity and they all divorced within a year. He just needs a good chatting to.

Aaron,

🎶 Do you like Piña Colada?

And getting caught in the rain? 🎶

Does he show his feet a lot? It seems everytime I see him he doesn't have shoes on.

Gurl is rockin' that pashmina

Big man feet

Someone take Aaron to the Froot Loop.

Or the mens rooms in the Cathedral of Learning.

He'll sign in a second!

He loves sucking dick.

I can smell the man-balls on his breath.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

He's so bizarre, so aligned with RFK, Jr., so repulsive...why would anyone want him to be gay? Let the straights claim him without any rebuttal.

[quote]Leave him alone. He's feeling his inner elderly Italian woman.

He'd rather feel a young Italian man.

…down below

Sad bastard 😢

How big are his feet?

He seems so trashy. I don't know why any self-respecting gay guy would even be attracted to him.

[quote]He seems so trashy. I don't know why any self-respecting gay guy would even be attracted to him.

$$$$$$$$

Why would Pittsburgh want a washed up player?

At his peak, he was supposedly a great player. But, that was many years and teams ago.

Why do some athletes, upon hitting 40, keep on playing as diminished versions of themselves rather than to exit gracefully?

R41, it’s all they know. They’ve spent their whole lives in this world; I’m sure that it’s painful to leave.

an appropriately bitchy thread. I really enjoyed this.

Isn't he kind of old to be playing sportsball?

Is Aaron married now? Maybe. Not sure.

[quote] Aaron Rodgers is sparking marriage rumors following a public outing this week.

[quote] On Friday, May 2, the NFL quarterback, 41, attended the 2025 Barnstable Brown Gala in Louisville, Ky., ahead of the Kentucky Derby, where he was spotted sporting a dark-colored band on his ring finger.

[quote] Social media sleuths noticed the jewelry piece and speculated about his current relationship status in various posts shared on X. "Is that a wedding ring on Aaron Rodgers' finger? If it is, that's awesome and wish him and his wife nothing but the best," one user wrote, as another said, "Looks like AR is officially a married man??? Peep the ring on his left ring finger."

[quote] A representative for Rodgers did not respond to PEOPLE's request for comment.

[quote] Rodgers revealed that he is dating a woman named Brittani while appearing on an episode of The Pat McAfee Show in December 2024. He explained that Brittani prefers to remain out of the spotlight and she doesn’t have social media.

Unfuckable skank.

Remake of “The French Lieutenant’s Woman”.

MAGA stinkshit.