Ryan Reynolds - Is he twice heartbroken? Scarlett then Blake?

There is always Hugh

He already found true love.

Just three heterosexual men who absolutely LOVE pussy!

As Princess Diana famously said once, "There were three of us in that relationship."

Before both of them was Alanis. That was my favorite version of Ryan.

Between Hugh and his own delicious reflection how much more does a modern narcissus need

He has always pinged to me.

R7 From space

Jesus, he looks so Snidely Whiplash sans mustache at r5.

Which songstress had the least to sing about between the sheets?

Alanis with Ryan

Sutton with Hugh

Taylor with Jake

Camilla with Shawn Selena with everyone else

Paris Hilton's husband is another one

R5 I didn't know about Alanis. She looks like she adored him in that picture. I'm assuming that was before Jagged but after would have made sense...

Hey there gurl!

R13 Nah, she and Ryan were together from 2002-2007 and were engaged for a good portion of that time. Jagged Little Pill was all Dave Coulier ('You Oughta Know', most famously). Hilariously, the TLC song 'No Scrubs' was also inspired by Coulier.

Her 2008 song 'Torch' was about Ryan:

"I miss your smell and your style and your pure abiding way/Miss your approach to life and your body in my bed/These are the days of raw despondency/I never dreamed I would have to lay down my torch for you like this."

Can you just imagine the showtunes being sung that night at R3???

MARY!

Reynolds heartbroken by Johannsen? He cheated on her with Lively during Green Lantern filming.

He always pinged to me as well, and still does, but why would Scarlett and Alanis, each of them more famous than him at the time, beard for him?

He was passably hot in the pic with Alanis, and looked genuinely happy. Blake (and Hugh, but more literally) has sucked the life out of him.

And what does it say about Blake that she had an affair with a married man. That she’s an opportunistic mean girl cunt who now claims to be the victim?

Ryan deserves her.

He didn't like it. It was all for a laugh.

His wife Blake also fucked a married Affleck during filming so maybe Ryan sees a pattern?

He always has wanted a big dick up his ass.

He's disgusting. I don't know where he parked his soul but he'd better go check to see if it's still in storage.

[QUOTE]why would Scarlett and Alanis, each of them more famous than him at the time, beard for him?

And Scarlett isn't the bearding type. Remember the story about being checked out as a potential partner for Tammy Cruise? She was was called to the Scientology Celebrity Center for what she was led to believe would be a discussion about a movie with Cruise. Instead she faced a room full of Scieno officials who were asking her odd personal questions. It soon became clear what the purpose of the meeting was . She got creeped out and got herself out of there fast Katie Holmes won that booby prize.

I think he has a nice, slightly hairy anus with a slight whiff of maple syrup

R24 I don't want to derail the thread, but thank you for bringing up the Scarlett / Tammy / Scientology thing. I've often wondered how these cattle calls for Tammy-wives slide under the radar. Was Scarlett's 'audition' after Nicole but before Katie?

After Nicole and pre-Katie, of course, r26.

Has anyone watched Welcome to Wrexham? Can’t explain his hetero relationships, but there is no way he is not gay.

The idea Ryan Reynolds gay is such an insult to gay men. If he was ugly no one would think twice.

He’s a comedian who plays up homoerotic comedy.

No one ever calls Adam Sandler or Jack Black gay even though they do the same things and have the same humor and gay jokes.

Reynolds' marriage to Blake seems real to me. Don't they have 4-5 kids? He's Canadian. That's why he comes off fey.

He comes across as a total douche in his Tim Horton's commercials.

I've always found him so pretentious, overhyped and now, repulsive as a human being that I could care less if his sexual orientation means that he likes get fucked by a horse.

Did he date Tiffani Thiessen when she was on Two Guys and a Girl?

[quote]After Nicole and pre-Katie, of course, [R26].

R27 Nope, Tammy was trying to hook Scarlett before both of them.

Good point R29. No one suspects slob Adam or fat Jack Black to be gay despite the same homo personas. I think Ryan is just an uptight ambitious control freak who picked a woman that would support him unconditionally in his pursuit of a list status..