The secret gay lives of straight guys

It's fun to make up stuff and embellish, isn't it, OP?

How do they want men so bad, but I’m the daily DLer?

Abner!! I'm now seeing gay men everywhere from our living room window!!

OP, I can just picture you peeking through the blinds in a ratty bathrobe and a giant pink curler in your hair.

OP, if you're going to make something up, try to make it funny or interesting.

I’m curious where OP lives: the city? A sleepy suburb? Are you peering from a balcony thru the back windows of the building across the alley? Or are you really Kravitzkng thru cheap blinds out the front of your basic townhouse?

sounds super suburban.

^^^

Really? Black boys on bicycles sounds suburban to you? You should listen to my songs more…

I forgot to mention the ginger Cub's gf is upright, unfriendly and ugly. So I'm glad he's getting some BBC up his strawberry hole

There was a hot hubby that used to live three doors down from me. I used to see him on Grindr every now and then. He would be online for a few days, then delete the app -opening a new account a month or two later. His proximity caught my eye, and when he finally posted a blurred picture I recognized the car in the background. We hooked up once, two days before they moved out. He was much better looking than his wife.

OP-you need to video these events then hurry back and post.

[quote] I forgot to mention the ginger Cub's gf is upright

This is the first problem. Makes it too easy for the bitches to get out of the cave.

R6. He lives in Bonita, CA.

Nothing better than a cute guy with a wife and children who wants you.

A cute guy without a wife and children, R14. Infinitely better.

How sad that OP is such a nosey fucking neighbor.

OP is the Gladys Kravitz of the Gayborhood.

I had gay neighbors next door. A couple. I thought it was going to be great. Wrong. They sat in their window and stared at my front door all day. Once, I had "company". They texted me to let me know a car was parked in front of my house that THEY didn't recognize. Sigh. Whenever I parked in front of my house (instead of the garage), there they were---waving. 9am or 6pm. It didn't matter. They were always fucking staring at my front door. Once I left my side door open in my garage. I was just too lazy to go out and shut it in the rain. They called to alert me--because of course it's their fucking business. sigh. Someone came over. Parked in front of my garage. They immediately went into Defcon Alert because they couldn't connect the dots that I was inviting men over. A fucking nightmare. Just like OP.

This is slightly related to the story above. When I lived in NYC in the early 80s and the epidemic was raging in its early years, Christopher Street or a similar magazine ran a special issue where you could post a personal ad for free. I thought it would be fun, but didn't want strangers to know my name, so I gave my initials and my apartment number mailbox with address to write to. I came downstairs one day to find the busybody of the building way-laying the postman and RETURNING my mail as the mailman was trying to deliver it, because it was addressed to initials and not my first name. I couldn't believe that someone would take it upon himself to do something like that. I didn't go into detail about why I was getting mail addressed that way, but I was livid and told him not to do that again. However, by that time the ad was expiring and I only got a couple of replies after that. It's not that I expected to find the love of my life that way, but I was trying to find ways to amuse myself in a very bleak time in the history of the city.

OP I love how you think he and black guy are hooking up. Did ever occur to your simple, jealous mind that the reason they are smiling is because they are both high- on something, probably pot but who knows.

It they're getting high together there's likely some hanky panky going on too...

No pride of work at all. Not even a half ass effort. I bet this describes the OPs entire work career.

R22. Well not much he can do to liven up the DMV.

Yesterday his girl left with a small suitcase. A short while later a white, bearded daddy-type arrived in a big black truck and stayed for about an hour. He emerged looking around nervous but satisfied.

[quote] OP is such a nosey fucking neighbor.

Oh, dear!

R25. Didn't happen. That's it...it didn't happen.

R18 This is why I rent. You have built in neighbors and they leave you alone.

The best way to see what's going on in your neighborhood is to walk your dog. I've been doing this for years now, and you do get a more intimate view of the lives of your neighbors, even if you don't see the inside of their houses. You even get laid occasionally.

I’m not picking up shit.

Seems like you have a story to tell, R29.

Abnah! ABNAH!

R1 We can't pull the wool over our lil women's eyes