Below Deck Down Under Season 3 - Seychelles

This cast doesn't seem to mesh very well.

They seem like a boring bunch.

I do love Harry, though.

I also love Wihan the Bosun. He used to dance in a South African gay club, and he's quite cute. No mention of whether or not he's gay, but he claims to be "checking out the stews."

I also like Anthony the sous chef. He's pretty hot.

I don't know why Tzarina doesn't use him more. It's the first time the show has had a sous chef, and stupid Tzarina is being hostile towards him. Other chefs would have loved having help in the kitchen.

Oh, and Ioannis seems to be a ticking time bomb. I don't know why, but he seems very aggressive.

I can't believe that no one is watching this.

Below Deck used to be a Datalounge favorite.

Below Deck hasn’t been the same for me since bitchy Kate left and bitchy Hannah got pushed out by alcoholic dyke Sandy and sneaky baby dyke Malia.

Good tonight.....Harry changed cabins and moved in with Wihan....who was sleeping naked and showing his nice b-u-t-t.

Anthony makes his own bed and then has to leave it.

I hope Harry can continue and finish out the season. And, yes, that butt was hot. I really like the two stews. I miss Aesha.

Harry is on next week's coming attractions. :)

Mother wanted me to come out in a kimono!

There has been quite a few of the boys naked butts this season and they all look fine :)

Well at least tonite's episode was lively. Jason is a very sexy man. The bosun needs to go. I think Harry might be gay. He finally gets a girl interested but has no idea what to do with her.

Something tells me Johnny will go home before lazy Wilhelm. Looks like he loses it next week.

Yup I think so, too, R10.

And that will be too bad for lazy delusional Wihan.....as out of touch as that man is, he may as well be competing on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Going after Harry will not end well for Wihan. Captain Jason loves Harry. Wihan and Johnny both seem unbalanced. At first, I wasn't crazy about Lara but now I really like her. She has a 'my way or the highway' way of working but at least she knows what she's doing.

From the previews it looks like Wihan pisses Johnny off BIG TIME.

But then the previews for these BRAVO shows are almost always misleading.

R13. True, they can be misleading but Johnny gets angry and punches a wall. That's a big no no and Jason will not tolerate having a violent crew member on the boat. It could put guests and other crew members in danger.

Tonite's episode was the best so far this season. I'm starting to think toxic Wihem is going home next week. This guy is nuts. He made Harry cry!!!!!!!!

Wihan needs to go - it would've been better a couple of cruises ago.....

Wihan gives off major closeted gay vibes.

So it looks like Johnny's had enough after catching Wihan cuddling in bed with the sous chef Johnny was in love with.

While I give the girl the benefit of the doubt (it was dark and she thought she was climbing into bed with Johnny), I cut Wihan no slack. He let her get in and snuggled right up to her.

Wihan's a piece of shit, alienating his entire crew.

R18. Wihan was also flirting with her earlier in the day. I think one of the reasons why he hates Harry is Harry has Bri who is the most attractive person on the boat.

R19 Yes. Wihan is an insecure little twunk who needs constant validation, and he can't stand it when he doesn't get it.

Season 4 is filming with Jason, Chef Ben from the original BD and lazy Daisy from Sailing Yacht is chief stew. Why on earth would they keep Daisy in the franchise.

R21 Ugh. That's gonna suck. I hate Ben and fat faced Daisy.

I have lost interest in this franchise. I think it is time for Bravo to pull the plug.

I hung out with Kate Chastain at a DC gay bar last summer. Giselle (from Potomac) had stood her up and she had lost her phone! I got her an Uber back to her hotel. She was wonderful. And texted me a thank you when she finally got her phone back!

I would definitely watch that, R21!

It's an interesting mash-up of cast from Below Deck Down Under, the original Below Deck, and Below Deck Sailing Yacht.

I don't think they've done that before.

They should have added one more person from Below Deck Mediterranean, to make it complete. Maybe Hanner, or Bobby, or even Danny from Season 1. That guy was the WORST!

The real villain on this show is that horse-faced chef Tzarina. She runs around acting like she's every crew member's best friend, then gets them to open up to her and spill the tea about other crew members. Then she goes to those other crew members and says, "Guess what so-and-so said about you."

She's a stealthy, evil bitch who seems to be bitter about the fact that she can't get Wihan to fuck her.

I like Tzarina.

R27 Tzarina's a shit stirrer. I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her wide ass.

All of the BD chefs are crazy. I don't blame the first sous chef for quitting. I wouldn't want to work with Tzarina either.

[quote]Below Deck hasn’t been the same for me since bitchy Kate left and bitchy Hannah got pushed out by alcoholic dyke Sandy and sneaky baby dyke Malia.

It's not just that - I remember when they had people (like that skeevy Eddie) who had actual shipboard experience and were pushing as hard as they could for as much $$ as possible in a short window of time before they went off to other jobs. Now the $$ is almost an afterthought - they want to be Instagram influencers or (heaven forbid) actors. Along with that, guests have become savvy about how they come across on BD so people are generally more cautious or go completely bonkers (if they bad attention for whatever reason) so the whole thing just seems even more manufactured

BTW, Hannah was a mean girl who finally met her match in the scheming Malia

I loved the Hannah takedown. It was quite delicious to watch. Malia was a very sneaky little baby dyke.

Still remember that one episode where Hannah tried to say “S’mores” and failed over and over again. Hannah was actually quite dumb.

She lifted her legs to the heavens and let some man pump a baby into her so she’s firmly ensconced in Frau-land now.

[quote] Still remember that one episode where Hannah tried to say “S’mores” and failed over and over again. Hannah was actually quite dumb.

Oh, no no no.

The absolute BEST was Hanner's pronunciation of Chef Kiko's Brazilian Moqueca dish.

It was his specialty, and Brazilians all over the world know exactly what it is, and how to pronounce it: MOH-KEH-KAH.

But Hanner, in her own special way, would always serve the dish and tell the guests, "This is Chef Kiko's special Brazilian Mocaca."

ROFL!!!

She would call it MOH-KAH-KAH.

And every Spanish and Portugese speaking person knows that CACA means SHIT!

So Hanner was calling Kiko's MOCACA dish, SHIT!

ROFL. That always cracked me up.

R32 Oh, I knew exactly what I was doing when I pronounced it as "MO-KAH-KAH."

New crew members and FINALLY some male eye candy!

I hope Nicholas isn't in trouble already!

Nate & Nick should hook up.

Nick seems like he was planted by production. He's just too 'actor-ish.'. But he's in the coming attractions next week flirting with Marina so I guess he gets off with a warning although he isn't heavily featured in the mid season trailer so who knows. Last night's episode was so much lighter without Wihan.

Does anyone remember a season of Below Deck where someone wasn't fired? I can't remember.

Johnny handled his firing very impressively. He took responsibility and apologized. Wihan, of course, was defensive. I really wonder if Lara quits because of Tzarina. Interesting that neither are part of the season currently filming.

At certain moments, Lara reminds me of Eric Stoltz as “Rocky” in the film MASK.

I feel awful saying that as I do mostly like her. Jason was correct in pointing out that Lara was not empowering Marina by keeping her stuck in the laundry room.

Lara is narrow minded. Not a great quality in a manager. She's very much 'my way or the highway' although she does seem like a nice person outside of work.

I was sorry to see Johnny go, but he got violent, and the captain had to fire him. Sad, because Johnny seemed like a genuinely good person who owned up to his mistakes.

I was glad to see Wihan go (though I will miss the shots of his bare ass), and of course, he was defensive and denial about it right up until he walked off the boat.

The new deckhand is an idiot. Anyone who's ever had a job, regardless of what field it's in, knows you can't drink while on the clock.

R39 Lara definitely has Rocky Dennis face. I don't know why everyone thinks she's so beautiful.

From certain angles Lara looks like Kate Winslet. She seems to think she's posh.

Damn you, Captain Jason!!

He got rid of the two hottest guys, and also the most interesting people on the show.

Did anyone else notice how immediately boring the show became, once Johnny and Wihan were gone?

Harry and Bri are just not that interesting, as a couple.

Another weird thing is how hostile Lara became towards Tzarina, as soon as Wihan left. It's like she has to direct her bitchiness towards someone else, at all times. It's weird, because Tzarina has been pretty nice to Lara the whole time.

The two new guys are just not that interesting.

The new Bosun is kind of a butterface. I actually thought he might be gay, until I saw the previews of him hooking up with the Sous Chef.

And why did they even hire the oriental guy? He has only six months of expereince!! He's a complete moron who has no business working on a Super Yacht. And he's been caught drinking on charter. Of course, they're going to keep him on the show.

I actually thought the season was over, until I saw the "Still to come..." trailer at the end of the last episode. This season seems very long.

I'll definitely miss seeing Wihan's beautiful naked ass in bed. He was so sexy.

And I'll also miss seeing the outline of Johnny's uncut Greek cock in his underwear.

Like I said before. Damn you, Captain Jason!

[QUOTE] And why did they even hire the oriental guy?

WTF?! “Oriental”?

Nothing wrong with Oriental

The current guests are such stereotypical wannabes.

A "mob wives" party? Come one, ladies, you can do better than that. The Sopranos hasn't been on since 2007.

The new bosun has beautiful eyes and I love his dimpled chin.

Look at the size of Johnny's nipples!

Wihan's bare ass will be missed.

I would love to snack on that ass!

[QUOTE] The new Bosun is kind of a butterface.

He most definitely is NOT a butterface. Wow. I would love to see what you look like, you little racist pig.

R52 The bosun is the Aussie, not the Asian.

Yes, R53, I know that the new bosun is the Aussie, not the Asian.

I was calling that poster a racist pig because they were using the antiquated and offensive “oriental” in the same post.

Another boring episode.

Absolutely nothing happened with either the crew or the charter guests.

Bring back Wihan and Johnny, ASAP!!!

Captain Jason has a dark side. In season one he clearly had issues with bosun Jamie. Never complimented him and took a problematic deck hands side against Jamie. He was a total dick. Now he's doing the same thing with Lara. I know Lara is a micro manager and can be difficult but she did not deserve the disco ball helmet. He humiliated her in front of the crew. And I do believe she told him about Marina's promotion.

Lara is a fucking cunt of the first order.