‘Cosplay Kristi’ Ridiculed Over Nonstop Parade of Costumes

Somebody kick this bitch in the cunt.

She looks like a dumb whore.

I watched her entire interview on Meet the Press and thought all the way through it - WHY is she wearing that fucking hat inside during an important interview with the media? She wears SO much makeup. She's got Homer's makeup gun set to whore.

She won't be happy until she gets to kill someone.

She looks like an aging showgirl.

There's no whore like an old whore.

Many people seem to forget - or not know - that HHS was created in the aftermath of 9/11 to deal with terrorism attacks. Under Trump, the sole focus seems to be about immigration. Can you imagine Noem as the face of government in the event of a terrorism incident under her watch?!

How can anyone see her looking like that all the time and think she's actually working?

Her face always looks like it's recently been jizzed upon.

She has a disgustingly long neck.

Before menopause, she looked normal.

She's done. Someone stick a dick in her mouth.

Scratch her! Punch her! Pull her hair!!!!

I hope a wolf rips her botoxed face off.

Symone Sanders addresses the cosplay that is happening.

[quote] Her face always looks like it's recently been jizzed upon.

You’re welcome!

[quote] Her face always looks like it's recently been jizzed upon.

It has been.

Corey Lewandowski’s cum dump.

What’s she going to wear if the US gets hit with a major terrorist act?

her Rambo costume

[quote]What’s she going to wear if the US gets hit with a major terrorist act?

Still shopping!

What is her mafuckin problem.

Up Close...

I was watching a bit of her yesterday and thought this fool has a security role. How fucked is that?

[quote]Can you imagine Noem as the face of government in the event of a terrorism incident under her watch?!

Yes, I'll wear a tasteful flak helmet and some really darling camo fatigues I picked up at Walmart!

Of only dogs could shoot back.

And by of I meant if.

The Real Houswives of DHS.

Where are the bros hollering about manhood and Alphas? Wouldn't they want a manly man like Tucker Carlson for this job?

She has the most psychotic eyes. You can't trust those Republican women.

Governance by Insta influencer, special.

What’re her JFF/OF/Chaturbate handles?

How many tokens to have her pull the hat full down and cover her face?

Yeah, that’s it, yeah, baby, that’s the fantasy. :moan:... :tiddie-shower:

monkey see, monkey doos

These GQP are ALMOST worse than the men.

^ GQP women

Can you believe the Eva Peron red nail polish as she sashays through the tumbleweeds? I mean, you can, but what a dumb cunt.

She didn't suffer through all that cosmetic dentistry just to be stuck in stuffy old office buildings like some boring administrator. She is young and beautiful! She wants to feel seen!

That horse she rode in on @ R30 is probably on its best behavior and terrified that Immigration Barbie will shoot him right between the eyes if he doesn’t watch his step.

My Gawd, if these people weren’t lunatics this would be a hoot to watch 24/7.

I find myself clutching at anything to AVOID watching this horror 24/7, r36.

Winners rule. Losers make fun of what the winners wear.

In sports that would be called a tie or a draw.

Before the FOX-glam makeover she was rocking Frau Realness.

This version of DEI blows.

Why can’t these two women* get on their knees where they belong.

*only these two engorged walking labias.

R38 Take an ESL refresher before posting.

R39, her eyes are even crazier there. Didn't think that was possible.

R39, I love her hair!

Sociopathic stare.

Where's Old Yeller?

Here's Kristi cosplaying the role of "government official" on her trip to Argentina. I don't think I've seen her in professional attire since she assumed office as DHS head. Note also, her boyfriend and unnamed Chief of Staff is in the picture, so the taxpayers are funding her adulterous, romantic getaway.

But that didn't last long. Here she is as a Flamenco Cowgirl.

Barbie is human compared to this cold ass psycho bitch.

Isn't costumy dress on the narcissistic spectrum?

And there's this. I'm surprised it's not sepia-toned. Note the absence of dogs on this ranch. The hosts knew better.

She won't be happy even then, r4, and I'm not convinced she hasn't already.

They want to kill a lot more than "one."

That's ballsy to take her slam piece on vacation with her. I wonder if he's beaten her ass too?

I wonder what her three kids think of her now. Does she ever Think of the Children!?

The kids are all adults now. One of her daughter works as a real estate appraiser thanks to her mother, the Governor’s, intervention when she failed her licensing exam. And her son? Well...

[QUOTE]After he graduated in 2020, Booker reportedly attended Evangel University in Missouri. In the summer of 2022, he took an internship with Crazy Love Ministries in San Francisco. Two years later, Booker continued his faith-based work when he moved to Kansas City to attend a training program at Youth with a Mission (YWAM).

Disgusting cunt psycho dog killer. The kids all sound like religious wackos. Where is the gay ex-husband?

Does Trump want to increase the number of Agentenians who stay here indefinitely? Expect a lot of "tourists" with their terrible economy.

[QUOTE]BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (AP) — The United States and Argentina on Monday announced that they are working on a plan to allow Argentine tourists to again travel to the U.S. without a visa.

[QUOTE]It will likely take two to three years before visa-free travel becomes a reality for Argentine passport holders, but the Trump administration's move to kickstart the process marked a show of support for President Javier Milei, its staunchest ally in South America and a darling of conservatives around the world.

wig wearing ghouls.

she showed up to that prison down there and posed in front of incarcerated and shirtless latin men, it looked like a nasty porn shoot.

"Mom dresses like a whore, she shot our dog, and her new Polack boyfriend beats her like a Salvation Army drum. She sucks cocks to get ahead, but at least one of them is a president's cock! We're still the pride of South Dakoooota!"

Even MAGAts think she's a joke.

[QUOTE]The documents include a text exchange involving Kerrville City Manager Dalton Rice, in which he appeared to mock U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.

[QUOTE]Hours before a July 5 press conference, held alongside federal, state, and local officials to update the public on rescue efforts, a city employee texted Rice, "Just saw you met Homeland Barbie. How is she?"

[QUOTE]Rice replied, "Basically Homeland Barbie," followed by a string of laughter.

These idiots are flattered by the Barbie comparisons..

Apparently she was living with Lenwandowski in DC.

this is the 1 who shot her puppy because the dog ate a chicken.

garbage inside and out.