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When Trump first entered our cherished and elegant Presidential Residence, The Guggenheim Museum offered the Trumps a solid gold toilet by top contemporary artist Maurizio Cattelan, but the Trumps refused the loan.
So our gifts had better Be Best and most spectacular because we know those two appreciate only the finest and most tasteful objets de luxe.
What do you suggest? And how much will you chip in?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 9, 2025 12:54 AM |
Help me think of how to decorate a trap door to hell?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 9, 2025 12:09 AM |
how about a nice big rabid wolf?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 9, 2025 12:16 AM |
That's awesome. And brave. His syphilis addled mind never forgets a sleight and his brain dead supporters are dying to Nanny for President Damien
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 9, 2025 12:19 AM |
How about a bowel movement?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 9, 2025 12:36 AM |
I'm sending a year's supply of McDonald's ketchup packets.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 9, 2025 12:38 AM |
Mattresses with bedbugs for both of their beds. Hopefully there are bed bugs that have zero gag reflex.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 9, 2025 12:41 AM |
a dish glove stuffed with dogshit
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 9, 2025 12:54 AM |
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