Found DOA at a home in Phoenix, AZ. No cause of death released yet. Was a good-looking guy. Let’s speculate, DL.
World Series Pitcher Brian Matusz is DEAD TO ME!!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 9, 2025 12:06 PM |
[quote] Was a good-looking guy.
No.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 8, 2025 8:34 PM |
He didn't have a hot ass, but he still couldn't live forever.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 8, 2025 8:37 PM |
Yeah, I'm sure not seeing "good-looking guy" from OP's photo.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 8, 2025 8:38 PM |
OP seriously needs some glasses.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 8, 2025 10:13 PM |
Alfalfa is dead!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 8, 2025 10:17 PM |
Your all sympathy is heartwarming.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 9, 2025 1:29 AM |
[quote] Your all
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 9, 2025 1:32 AM |
R8 The cunts who dwell here lost their hearts decades ago, bless your heart for thinking this was Shrangri-La.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 9, 2025 1:35 AM |
[quote] He went be with Jesus.
[quote] I love the hope I have in Jesus that he is worshipping with the angels in eternity.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 9, 2025 1:36 AM |
I would’ve ate his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 9, 2025 1:36 AM |
[quote]No cause of death released yet.
Check his pee hole.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 9, 2025 1:37 AM |
Your cruelty knows no bounds. How these remarks give you pleasure speaks volumes about your self hate.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 9, 2025 1:41 AM |
At least he had a visible neck—remember the baseball players taking hormones twenty years ago or so? They looked like their head sat directly on their shoulders.
RIP.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 9, 2025 2:32 AM |
He is a giant of a man - over 6'4" if I remember correctly. And even though fair-haired, in some pics he is super hairy, which I consider a plus. He has a natural athletic build, and a boyish face. He may not be model handsome, but I suspect he turned heads wherever he went.
I'm surprised I'm the first here to speculate about him personally. He has no known girlfriend or wife. He has no social media presence. Sounds like somebody who likes to sniff his cookies in private. Died in Phoenix? Likely of something sordid, although he could be spring training coaching or some other humanitarian mission. I'd bet $100 he had the hottest hairy baseball ass. I hope somebody got to enjoy that.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 9, 2025 5:45 AM |
[quote] He is a giant of a man
Not anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 9, 2025 5:48 AM |
Brian Matushzh.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 9, 2025 5:49 AM |
[quote]r16 He is a giant of a man - over 6'4"
(suddenly alert)
Well now, THAT is interesting. Do you suppose everything was… proportional?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 9, 2025 5:56 AM |
Just looked it up - he was 6'5". And 190 lbs. Super lean, hairy, and no doubt muscular. And very hairy. In one pic I saw, his beard stubble went from his cheeks down his neck without pause onto his chest. He was on testosterone overload. Consequently he probably had a big dick.
Even though I'm not [italic]that[/italic] troll, this sort of testosterone often begins in the womb and more often than average is associated with autistic spectrum features.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 9, 2025 6:17 AM |
[quote]r20 He was on testosterone overload. Consequently he probably had a big dick.
Well then, I would say his death is a real shame.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 9, 2025 6:20 AM |
God must have needed another horse cock?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 9, 2025 6:22 AM |
Phoenix? He musta ate Mel's chili!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 9, 2025 6:41 AM |
All-American boy. RIP
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 9, 2025 6:48 AM |
He looked friendly and pleasant.
I would have been honored to blow him to completion.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 9, 2025 7:16 AM |
His smile looks really faked.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 9, 2025 7:44 AM |
He looked like Ryan Reynolds.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 9, 2025 7:48 AM |
Has Tug McGraw commented yet?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 9, 2025 8:00 AM |
Did you wander in here by mistake r14? If you can’t stand the heat hon, off you fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 9, 2025 9:17 AM |
I'm an Orioles fan. I have no memory of this guy at all. Did he play much?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 9, 2025 9:43 AM |
R14 Ah, shadupp.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 9, 2025 9:44 AM |
So did he have some weird chromosomal disorder or something?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 9, 2025 9:52 AM |
Drug overdose, probably.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 9, 2025 11:50 AM |
Maybe not classically handsome, but he was a cutie pie.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 9, 2025 12:06 PM |