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World Series Pitcher Brian Matusz is DEAD TO ME!!

Found DOA at a home in Phoenix, AZ. No cause of death released yet. Was a good-looking guy. Let’s speculate, DL.

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by Anonymousreply 34January 9, 2025 12:06 PM

[quote] Was a good-looking guy.

No.

by Anonymousreply 1January 8, 2025 8:34 PM

He didn't have a hot ass, but he still couldn't live forever.

by Anonymousreply 2January 8, 2025 8:37 PM

Yeah, I'm sure not seeing "good-looking guy" from OP's photo.

by Anonymousreply 3January 8, 2025 8:38 PM

Jesus that neck

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by Anonymousreply 4January 8, 2025 8:48 PM

OP seriously needs some glasses.

by Anonymousreply 5January 8, 2025 10:13 PM

Alfalfa is dead!

by Anonymousreply 6January 8, 2025 10:17 PM

Matusz was no Methuselah.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 9, 2025 1:27 AM

Your all sympathy is heartwarming.

by Anonymousreply 8January 9, 2025 1:29 AM

[quote] Your all

by Anonymousreply 9January 9, 2025 1:32 AM

R8 The cunts who dwell here lost their hearts decades ago, bless your heart for thinking this was Shrangri-La.

by Anonymousreply 10January 9, 2025 1:35 AM

[quote] He went be with Jesus.

[quote] I love the hope I have in Jesus that he is worshipping with the angels in eternity.

by Anonymousreply 11January 9, 2025 1:36 AM

I would’ve ate his ass.

by Anonymousreply 12January 9, 2025 1:36 AM

[quote]No cause of death released yet.

Check his pee hole.

by Anonymousreply 13January 9, 2025 1:37 AM

Your cruelty knows no bounds. How these remarks give you pleasure speaks volumes about your self hate.

by Anonymousreply 14January 9, 2025 1:41 AM

At least he had a visible neck—remember the baseball players taking hormones twenty years ago or so? They looked like their head sat directly on their shoulders.

RIP.

by Anonymousreply 15January 9, 2025 2:32 AM

He is a giant of a man - over 6'4" if I remember correctly. And even though fair-haired, in some pics he is super hairy, which I consider a plus. He has a natural athletic build, and a boyish face. He may not be model handsome, but I suspect he turned heads wherever he went.

I'm surprised I'm the first here to speculate about him personally. He has no known girlfriend or wife. He has no social media presence. Sounds like somebody who likes to sniff his cookies in private. Died in Phoenix? Likely of something sordid, although he could be spring training coaching or some other humanitarian mission. I'd bet $100 he had the hottest hairy baseball ass. I hope somebody got to enjoy that.

by Anonymousreply 16January 9, 2025 5:45 AM

[quote] He is a giant of a man

Not anymore.

by Anonymousreply 17January 9, 2025 5:48 AM

Brian Matushzh.

by Anonymousreply 18January 9, 2025 5:49 AM

[quote]r16 He is a giant of a man - over 6'4"

(suddenly alert)

Well now, THAT is interesting. Do you suppose everything was… proportional?

by Anonymousreply 19January 9, 2025 5:56 AM

Just looked it up - he was 6'5". And 190 lbs. Super lean, hairy, and no doubt muscular. And very hairy. In one pic I saw, his beard stubble went from his cheeks down his neck without pause onto his chest. He was on testosterone overload. Consequently he probably had a big dick.

Even though I'm not [italic]that[/italic] troll, this sort of testosterone often begins in the womb and more often than average is associated with autistic spectrum features.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 9, 2025 6:17 AM

[quote]r20 He was on testosterone overload. Consequently he probably had a big dick.

Well then, I would say his death is a real shame.

by Anonymousreply 21January 9, 2025 6:20 AM

God must have needed another horse cock?

by Anonymousreply 22January 9, 2025 6:22 AM

Phoenix? He musta ate Mel's chili!

by Anonymousreply 23January 9, 2025 6:41 AM

All-American boy. RIP

by Anonymousreply 24January 9, 2025 6:48 AM

He looked friendly and pleasant.

I would have been honored to blow him to completion.

by Anonymousreply 25January 9, 2025 7:16 AM

His smile looks really faked.

by Anonymousreply 26January 9, 2025 7:44 AM

He looked like Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 27January 9, 2025 7:48 AM

Has Tug McGraw commented yet?

by Anonymousreply 28January 9, 2025 8:00 AM

Did you wander in here by mistake r14? If you can’t stand the heat hon, off you fuck.

by Anonymousreply 29January 9, 2025 9:17 AM

I'm an Orioles fan. I have no memory of this guy at all. Did he play much?

by Anonymousreply 30January 9, 2025 9:43 AM

R14 Ah, shadupp.

by Anonymousreply 31January 9, 2025 9:44 AM

So did he have some weird chromosomal disorder or something?

by Anonymousreply 32January 9, 2025 9:52 AM

Drug overdose, probably.

by Anonymousreply 33January 9, 2025 11:50 AM

Maybe not classically handsome, but he was a cutie pie.

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by Anonymousreply 34January 9, 2025 12:06 PM
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