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Aldi's selling a sex swing under the guise of a fitness system

Oh my sides.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 9, 2025 12:44 AM

Aldi's? You mean the supermarket?

by Anonymousreply 1January 8, 2025 8:48 PM

[quote] Oh my sides.

The swings a bit tight then?

by Anonymousreply 2January 8, 2025 8:56 PM

Shex shwing?

by Anonymousreply 3January 8, 2025 9:06 PM

YUMMO!

by Anonymousreply 4January 8, 2025 9:32 PM

I had something like that hanging on the back of my bedroom door.

Sadly, it was for home PT after shoulder surgery. A couple of "dates" thought it was a sling though.

by Anonymousreply 5January 8, 2025 9:50 PM

My Aldi has sex lubricants next to the olive oils. We really need to hold German grocers to higher standards. This ain't Berlin.

by Anonymousreply 6January 8, 2025 9:55 PM

This, as well as their 99£ exercise bike, is just camouflage for the gas station wegovy folks are buying.

by Anonymousreply 7January 9, 2025 12:44 AM
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