and now he is dead.
Man Dies After Using Industrial Adhesive as Contraceptive
WTF?! I can't.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 8, 2025 5:03 AM |
I cahn't. I just cahn't.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 8, 2025 5:07 AM |
Ahem.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 8, 2025 5:08 AM |
Ah yes, the master race in India in action.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 8, 2025 5:10 AM |
Sorry to disappoint you, R4, but stupid is universal, you racist cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 8, 2025 5:18 AM |
He died of cumsumption?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 8, 2025 8:00 AM |
Or you could just do anal?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 8, 2025 8:07 AM |
When did DL become the national enquirer?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 8, 2025 8:17 AM |
Who hasn’t done that…
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 8, 2025 8:34 AM |
He was stuck on her.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 8, 2025 3:25 PM |
That must have been quite an orgasm.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 8, 2025 3:26 PM |
It's actually not a bad idea. Just plug up the hole so nothing comes out - I mean I guess if condoms really bother one or both of them so much....poorly executed, but it is solution oriented problem solving for sure. What a weird tragedy.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 8, 2025 3:44 PM |
He should’ve used Elmer’s glue.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 8, 2025 5:15 PM |
Proves you can’t fix stupid
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 8, 2025 5:43 PM |
You kind of can R14. He’s dead now. Fixed.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 8, 2025 10:48 PM |
He might be onto something
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 8, 2025 11:22 PM |
Well at least the fiancée won't be left with some annoying baby.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 8, 2025 11:58 PM |
I wish more men would do this...
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 9, 2025 12:10 AM |
I still don't understand what happened here. He sealed his pee-pee hole shut, then shot a big load, which couldn't come out, so instead it backwashed inside and destroyed all his organs?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 9, 2025 12:49 AM |
100% effective
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 9, 2025 1:35 AM |
Where are the dick pics?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 9, 2025 4:15 AM |
What if they cut the tip off? Do they make you a new one? Can you give them pics to reconstruct it?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 9, 2025 4:26 AM |
Salman patty!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 9, 2025 4:29 AM |
My guess is he died of complications related to glue sniffing, one of which might have been a glued-shut dick. Or maybe not.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 9, 2025 4:31 AM |
I thought he died because he couldnt urinate and it built up
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 9, 2025 4:34 AM |
I can always trust dailyatomic.com to break the big stories, giving the whole unvarnished truth and nothing but the truth.
By the way, did you know the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 9, 2025 4:44 AM |
Wow— just that will kill you??
Could he pierce the opening with a pen tip?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 9, 2025 5:04 AM |
Too stupid to live.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 9, 2025 8:17 AM |