The least sexy sex scenes in movie history

Leonardo and Kate doing it in the backseat of the car in Titanic.

"It's turkey time. Gobble, gobble."

-- Jennifer Lopez to Ben Affleck, Gigli

Oh, yes, R2!!

Jack Nicholson and Jessica Lange had no chemistry in the "The Postman Always Rings Twice" remake.

Jodie Foster and Richard Gere in Somersby.

Dawson and Top #37.

Really phoning it in.

I don't remember the movie, but there was one with Jody Foster. I love her, and think she is an absolutely brilliant actress, but she was so wooden, uptight and passionless. She definitely plays villains better.

JF had two sex scenes, IIRC, in the last True Detective installation. Neither was meant to be sexy and she definitely delivered what the scene called for.

any tyler perry movie

Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan flailing around in that pool in Showgirls will never not be hilarious in it's unsexiness.

R7 Are you thinking of The Accused?

The Gigli one is awful

Jodie Foster has ZERO chemistry with any of her leading men.

R7 adds so much to the party.

Anything in the inauthentic, amateurish "Call Me by Your Name."

And they both expected a Nobel Prize.

Sliver.

r14 No less than your post at 14

I remember the advance publicity for Water For Elephants hyping the "hot" love scene between Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon

They had no chemistry at all

Rupert Everett and Miranda Richardson in “Dance With A Stranger” - you would think a former rent boy would be able to fake sex somewhat convincingly.

When Vhing Rames gets raped in Pulp Fiction.

Juliette Binoche and Jeremy Irons sex scene in the film Damage. I remember being in the cinema with the entire audience laughing their heads off. Not the auteur, Louis Malle's, finest hour

Every scene of Showgirls.

Prince and Kristin Scott Thomas in, "Under The Cherry Moon". Their couplings looked like outtakes from "Trilogy Of Terror".

R21 You must have watched that movie with a bunch of idiots, including yourself.