Let's Be the Supreme Court

I'm The Brethren by Bob Woodward

I'm the pubic hair on the Coke can. Do you see me?

I'm Nino Scalia, you might disagree with my jurisprudence, but you can't help but like my personality

"I know it when I see it."

I’m the pubic hair on the coca-cola they kept talking about at Thomas’ conformation hearing.

I'm Amy, going to my 'happy place' when Brett, Clarence and Samuel do a "3 holes/no waiting" on me in the Ladies Room.

I'm Byron White. WWII vet, professional football player, Deputy Attorney General under the Kennedy Administration.

If I do not like a lawyer's argument, I will swivel my chair around and lose interest.

I'm the weekend trip in Justice Thomas's calendar. Everything from the private jet to the wine tasting is being bankrolled by a GOP megadonor! Anyone for a trip on the yacht this Saturday?

I’m Brett Kavanaugh and I’m drunk and crying.

I’m John Jay, haunting the hallways.

I'm Earl Warren.

Republican Dwight Eisenhower thought I was going to be a sure bet till my landmark decisions blew up in the Republican Party's face.

"Impeach Earl Warren" signs were all over the South.

I'm the owner of Long Dong Silver.

I'm David Souter, I care more about books, classical music, and hiking in New Hampshire than I do about politics or anything related to DC.

I’m not the hog-at-the-trough CT.

I'm the turtles everywhere, for some reason.

I'm Clarence Thomas' huge dick.

I'm Sandra Day O'Connor

I'm Ruth Bader Ginsburg not retiring.

I hate it!

I’m the nonchalance as American democracy crumbles around me.

I’m the two other appointments Trump made, who would have outvoted RBG’s replacement regardless of whether she stepped down.

R21 Who is the other?

He obviously has no idea what he’s talking about.

I am the hippocampus where memories are formed.

Is that a sorority for fatties or something?

We’re 6 conservative Catholics. We’ll tell you what your “rights” are.

We look forward to our co-religionist JD Vance’s emergence when the dust settles.

I'm the posh and sophisticated Anthony Kennedy, I am a man of the world and loathed by Republicans and Democrats equally.

I'm the group photo 📸

I'm Ginni Thomas, and you know mine are the "chambers" Clarence best enjoys "adjourning" to!

I'm not a biologist

I’m warping a now-nearly-meaningless amendment protecting local militias into an absolute right to own a gun, after centuries of previous jurisprudence correctly found that to be nonsense.

I’m the ghost of RBG trying to figure out a way to make human contact so I can strangle Clarence Thomas.

I'm the 1994 to 2005 terms, we consisted of the same 9 justices. Together, we were moderate and stable.

Chief Justice Rehnquist was the first to go, then O'Connor to care for her husband, then Souter who hated DC, John Paul Stevens retired at 90, Scalia died while hunting, Kennedy left next, Ginsburg died, Breyer eloquently retired,

But Clarence Thomas is still on, alive and kicking, holding onto power.

R33 The same nine started inviting "special guests" to join them during their lunches, the guest list included:

Alan Greenspan

James Wolfensohn

Kofi Annan

Henry Kissinger

Condoleezza Rice

David McCullough

Catherine Malfitano

Ehud Barak

I"m the Brinx truck that hateful sick cunt Comey Barred and Kavanaugh are backing up to Mar-a Largo to load the cash in.....

I'm Florida mega-cunt Aileen Cannon! I'm going to be Trump's first SCOTUS appointment this time around. I'll do whatever he wants.

[quote] I'm Sandra Day O'Connor

IIRC, she was known as the swing vote.

I'm John Paul Stevens. I wrote the best opinions.

I'm John Paul Stevens bow ties

I'm Warren Burger, a virulent homophobe.

I'm Rhenquist; before I joined the court, as a Nixon advisor I advocated the mass arrest of 7000 protectors and I was an advocate of racial segregation. I expectation new Trump administration to revive my philosophy that the federal government can act with impunity.

I’m Brennan.

R41, you want to try that in English?

I’m the Code of Conduct that doesn’t exist and never will.

I'm Mrs. Samuel Alito aka Karen, flying the American flag upside down on 1/6/21, fighting with the neighbors, and being an overall cunt.