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Imagine what the old National Enquirer would do with the Luigi story

Their OJ coverage killed (no pun intended) and was must-reading every week. If they were still the great trash rag that paid big money for exclusives, we'd be reading

WHAT LUIGI FACES INSIDE THE HOUSE OF HORRORS!

"IT'S SLOP! FORMER INMATES SAY LUIGI IS BEING FED ROTTEN MEAT AND EXPIRED MILK!"

INSIDE THE PRISON "SALON" WHERE LUIGI IS LIKELY BEING GROOMED

I loved those lurid, overblown stories.

by Anonymousreply 7January 7, 2025 9:30 PM

LUIGI RECEIVED ORDERS TO KILL FROM ALIEN VISITORS

LUIGI GETS PRISON VISIT FROM BATBOY

GUN USED TO KILL HEALTHCARE CEO MADE BY LUIGI MANGIONE'S SECRET MALE LOVER

by Anonymousreply 1January 7, 2025 9:03 PM

JENNIFER ANISTON’S SECRET PREGNANCY WITH LUIGI’S LOVECHILD

by Anonymousreply 2January 7, 2025 9:10 PM

I miss the old days when the National Enquirer used to dig through celebrity garbage cans, spread it out and print pictures of it.

by Anonymousreply 3January 7, 2025 9:14 PM

“Ex-cons revel what happens to pretty boys in federal lockup”

I bet there are some excited felons watching the news from a tv in a steel cage.

by Anonymousreply 4January 7, 2025 9:18 PM

HILLARY BUYS LUIGI'S FROZEN SPERM

by Anonymousreply 5January 7, 2025 9:20 PM

LUIGI: SAD LAST DAYS IN PRISON

by Anonymousreply 6January 7, 2025 9:24 PM

OMG op your "headlines" are hilarious!

Exactly the kind of bullshit that the National Enquirer used to print.

WHET them?

by Anonymousreply 7January 7, 2025 9:30 PM
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