Imagine what the old National Enquirer would do with the Luigi story
Their OJ coverage killed (no pun intended) and was must-reading every week. If they were still the great trash rag that paid big money for exclusives, we'd be reading
WHAT LUIGI FACES INSIDE THE HOUSE OF HORRORS!
"IT'S SLOP! FORMER INMATES SAY LUIGI IS BEING FED ROTTEN MEAT AND EXPIRED MILK!"
INSIDE THE PRISON "SALON" WHERE LUIGI IS LIKELY BEING GROOMED
I loved those lurid, overblown stories.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 7, 2025 9:30 PM
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LUIGI RECEIVED ORDERS TO KILL FROM ALIEN VISITORS
LUIGI GETS PRISON VISIT FROM BATBOY
GUN USED TO KILL HEALTHCARE CEO MADE BY LUIGI MANGIONE'S SECRET MALE LOVER
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 7, 2025 9:03 PM
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JENNIFER ANISTON’S SECRET PREGNANCY WITH LUIGI’S LOVECHILD
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 7, 2025 9:10 PM
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I miss the old days when the National Enquirer used to dig through celebrity garbage cans, spread it out and print pictures of it.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 7, 2025 9:14 PM
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“Ex-cons revel what happens to pretty boys in federal lockup”
I bet there are some excited felons watching the news from a tv in a steel cage.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 7, 2025 9:18 PM
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HILLARY BUYS LUIGI'S FROZEN SPERM
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 7, 2025 9:20 PM
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LUIGI: SAD LAST DAYS IN PRISON
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 7, 2025 9:24 PM
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OMG op your "headlines" are hilarious!
Exactly the kind of bullshit that the National Enquirer used to print.
WHET them?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 7, 2025 9:30 PM
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