Mary is looking for her weird-ass sister. Her name is Jacquline. Mary cant find her smelly old ass because she’s never home and doesn’t leave any clues as to where she’s been. When Mary asks people about Jacquline, she often is told she’s a cunt. Her own sister! Mary gives oral sex to a private detective so he will help her find Jacquline. The dick found her. She was very ugly and smelly. She used Lume but it failed to cover her odor. Mary was disgusted by Jacquline’s pussy odor so she fled the state of New York and stayed for six months in New Jersey.
A story for you to enjoy
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 7, 2025 8:53 PM |
These early Dilbert strips were weird.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 7, 2025 7:59 PM |
Please don't talk about your mom and sister like this, son. Just take the medicine the doctor gave you before we have to put you back in the hospital.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 7, 2025 8:01 PM |
Don’t quit your day job.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 7, 2025 8:03 PM |
I like it.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 7, 2025 8:04 PM |
R3, what on earth makes you think he has one?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 7, 2025 8:04 PM |
R3 who said anything about a job or work?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 7, 2025 8:04 PM |
Mary's best friend is Julie.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 7, 2025 8:04 PM |
R5 I guess you think you’re better than me because I write a 30 second short story thread?
Pfffft
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 7, 2025 8:05 PM |
I’m busy performing oral sex at this very moment
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 7, 2025 8:11 PM |
[quote] I guess you think you’re better than me
Why should we be different from everyone else you know?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 7, 2025 8:23 PM |
Hi misanthrope r10. Having another hate-filled year?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 7, 2025 8:25 PM |
Offsite Link
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 7, 2025 8:28 PM |
Grandma taking time out to shave her pussy lips before the Orkin man sprays
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 7, 2025 8:29 PM |
R8, no I think I'm better than you because your story sucked.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 7, 2025 8:37 PM |
A very special episode of Law & Order: Special Cunt Unit
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 7, 2025 8:39 PM |
Let me shave your nappy pussy
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 7, 2025 8:42 PM |
Taste the gentle beaver of Anne Murray
Lord knows we ain’t got money
Im so in love with your pussy
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 7, 2025 8:53 PM |