Armie Hammer to star in Uwe Boll film

He's turning down roles for THIS?

Also, what's Croatia doubling for, L.A.? This is gonna be such a disaster.

Hammer's negotiations with Tommy Wiseau must've fallen through.

The Dark Knight and it’s a vigilante hunting down criminals?

No job is without dignity.

[Quote] Also, what's Croatia doubling for, L.A.

Croatia is a beautiful country. Will make for very picturesque photography.

I wonder if Armie will eat anyone while he’s there.

I thought Uwe Boll died in a bar fight or something.

He’s going to eat her on his day off isn’t he.

[Quote] I thought Uwe Boll died in a bar fight or something.

He did. He’s been dead for years.

This is indeed bittersweet. Armie Hammer was not only going to play Batman, but for George Miller.

r5 It is beautiful, but it's not really used for urban scenes because its cities can't pass off as anything remotely American. So is he gonna be a seaside resort vigilante? He needs to blow up big on the socials for his vigilantism, per the synopsis.

On the other hand, this is Uwe Boll we're talking about, I could totally see him trying to pass Dubrovnik off as L.A.

Poor Armie

Overshadowed even in his comeback

Romania doubled for LA in The Black Dahlia, but that film also had lavish sets designed by Dante Ferretti.

I need to worship his feet

Here.

Like peanut butter and jelly.

R14 I’ll pass