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I don’t understand high stakes poker

Aren’t they supposed to be deadpan? Those guys rattling through their poker chips is so irritating. They look nervous as hell.

Meanwhile Jennifer Tilly is sitting there like an Easter Island statue.

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by Anonymousreply 14January 7, 2025 8:10 PM

I was in Vegas recently and my husband and I would laugh hysterically at the acts people were putting on on the poker rooms. If you need proof that life is pure artifice, that's the place to do it.

by Anonymousreply 1January 7, 2025 1:30 PM

Amateurs.

by Anonymousreply 2January 7, 2025 2:01 PM

Jennifer Tilly can just sit there unresponsive because she doesn't need the money on the table like the other players do.

She's just there for the thrill of the game since she's got a Scrooge McDuck-style room full of Simpsons cash at home.

by Anonymousreply 3January 7, 2025 2:26 PM

R3 - Tilly is not even remotely close to the Chinese (and other) whales wandering around Las Vegas. An aquantenance of mine won $400k in a poker tournament, but gave it up when he and others became convinced that it is mostly fixed.

by Anonymousreply 4January 7, 2025 2:35 PM

What happened in that round? Did Jen Tilly’s poker face trick Robl?

by Anonymousreply 5January 7, 2025 3:56 PM

I've seen clips of Victoria Coren Mitchell playing poker and she goes the other direction to the annoyance of the other players. She's won the European tournament twice!

by Anonymousreply 6January 7, 2025 4:06 PM

Americans don't know who she is, r6.

by Anonymousreply 7January 7, 2025 4:06 PM

So maybe you could tell us who it is, r7

by Anonymousreply 8January 7, 2025 4:10 PM

One of the players looks like a more hetero Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 9January 7, 2025 4:17 PM

She's a British presenter and host of the toughest quiz show Only Connect-- she's opposite of what OP describes and she know it, to the annoyance of the other players. She's the first woman to win the European Poker Tour, and first person to win it twice.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 7, 2025 4:31 PM

TY R10

by Anonymousreply 11January 7, 2025 4:38 PM

Jen in a tiara.

Chuckie in a sequinned onesie.

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by Anonymousreply 12January 7, 2025 6:01 PM

Looking like one of Uncle Jun’s girlfriends.

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by Anonymousreply 13January 7, 2025 6:06 PM

[quote] One of the players looks like a more hetero Matt Damon.

Isn’t Matt hetero with that rabbit-faced wife?

by Anonymousreply 14January 7, 2025 8:10 PM
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