Luca Guadagnino walks out on Golden Globes

He should have never shown up out of embarrassment for that horrible movie.

Did he leave after losing an award? For what?

Maybe a family member was taken ill or worse?

His movie is a bloody bore.

Was there a mandate for him to stay there until next week?

R4 what movie?

Challengers

He had the sudden diarrhea.

Kylie snubbed him.

He seems perhaps a bit pretentious.

^ And overrated.

He’s stepping out to take a phone call.

Then why is his date following him, r12?

R13 Maybe he has the bump.

Honestly, media and social media will make a story out of any non-story.

OP = Arm and Hammer

He obviously had the shits and was running for the loo.

They ran out of chicken.

Should have been called, "Tennis, anyone? No, thank you." What a total BORE.

Incontinent eldergays do this as we well know.

He probably wanted to get out of there before the traffic jam in the parking lot.

Half the people on stage talked about how they had shoots in the morning - maybe he just had shit to do? You know if you don't make a beeline for the door in this sort of situation a million fuckwits are gonna glom onto you to try and get a meeting or throw their script at you when you're somebody in demand like him - you can see him do a couple of quick hugs on his way out. Exiting these situations takes a firm hand or it's goodbye I love yous for three hours.

Wasn't that the end of the show?

Looks like he was just being smart and making a beeline for the exit so he could get out of there first and not be in a massive traffic snarl.

Italians always know how to make a smart exit to avoid getting wacked.

Was it during Adrien Brody's speech? Because that pompous nonsense would have had me running for the exit, too.

Maybe he went to smoke, hit the bar, or snort a line. Or all 3.

Him and his date waited in the shadows and jumped Glenn Close

R26. But her hideous outfit scared them off.

He heard there was a discount on millennial rent a whores in Weho and couldn’t miss out.