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The Humpty Dumpty Conspiracy

As we all know, Humpty Dumpty was an egg-shaped fellow who sat on a wall, spectacularly fell off it, broke, and then died despite the efforts of royal servants, including, inexplicably, horses.

But hold onto your hats. It’s all A LIE. Here’s the full story:

[Quote] Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

[Quote] Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

[Quote] All the king's horses and all the king's men

[Quote] Couldn't put Humpty together again.

These facts have been suppressed from the public and it’s immediately clear why. [bold]There is no reference to Humpty Dumpty being an egg man at all in this, the only primary source of the event.[/bold]

For generations we have been fed a false narrative. But … why? Who stood to benefit from this fraud perpetrated on a gullible public of Humpty Dumpty being a fragile and egg-shaped?

I really do suspect that this is a wide-ranging conspiracy, and it’s being perpetuated to this very day. My own analysis has focused on big pharma, but I’m a free thinker and my passion for uncovering the truth here makes me receptive to any ideas any of you may have.

So, before I drop the link to my gofundme to help finance my research, let me ask if anyone else here has seen through this web of lies, and investigated on their own.

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by Anonymousreply 4January 7, 2025 2:54 AM

Humpty Dumpty suffered from war-related PTSD which he treated with alcohol. That's why he couldn't sit right on the wall, it's why he fell, and it's why the kingdom couldn't fix him. You see it in soldiers of every generation.

by Anonymousreply 1January 7, 2025 2:20 AM

I discovered the accounts of his PTSD in my research, r1. His doctor said, with dark humor, that the war had “scrambled his brain.”

by Anonymousreply 2January 7, 2025 2:24 AM

[quote] My own analysis has focused on big pharma

Big egg.

by Anonymousreply 3January 7, 2025 2:50 AM

It puts me in the mind of the vilification of Richard III by Shakespeare, all to please Elizabeth I, whose ancestor Henry Tudor defeated Richard and was crowned king.

For all we know, HD was a strapping, huge-penised HUMAN MAN who was not an egg at all. But the question remains, why?

by Anonymousreply 4January 7, 2025 2:54 AM
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