As we all know, Humpty Dumpty was an egg-shaped fellow who sat on a wall, spectacularly fell off it, broke, and then died despite the efforts of royal servants, including, inexplicably, horses.
But hold onto your hats. It’s all A LIE. Here’s the full story:
[Quote] Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
[Quote] Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
[Quote] All the king's horses and all the king's men
[Quote] Couldn't put Humpty together again.
These facts have been suppressed from the public and it’s immediately clear why. [bold]There is no reference to Humpty Dumpty being an egg man at all in this, the only primary source of the event.[/bold]
For generations we have been fed a false narrative. But … why? Who stood to benefit from this fraud perpetrated on a gullible public of Humpty Dumpty being a fragile and egg-shaped?
I really do suspect that this is a wide-ranging conspiracy, and it’s being perpetuated to this very day. My own analysis has focused on big pharma, but I’m a free thinker and my passion for uncovering the truth here makes me receptive to any ideas any of you may have.
So, before I drop the link to my gofundme to help finance my research, let me ask if anyone else here has seen through this web of lies, and investigated on their own.