Rudy Giuliani found in contempt of court

I was hoping this would say found dead

Ahh, another feel good story. I love feel good stories.

He's gambling on Trump giving him a pardon.

Christ, he's looking more and more, day by day, like Crypt Keeper.

It’s a civil suit, r3, Dump can’t pardon him.

No he can't, R3.

The defamation case brought by Freeman and Moss is a civil suit. Presidents can grant pardons only for federal criminal offenses.

Where's your "insurance" now Rudy?

Can always get a job at “four Seasons” total landscaping

Well, at least he still has his thriving legal practice.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Alcohol induced dementia.

That may be, r11, but he has capacity to intentionally defy a Court Order.

Which is exactly what he's doing.

If the shoe were on the other foot and those two poor women had to pay him, he'd have collected a long time ago.

Other people have to obey court orders, not him.

The court is going to sentence him to lie on a bed while a pretty, underaged girl is in the room without putting his hands down his trousers.

He won’t be able to bear it — he will become compliant pretty quickly.

Act like a fool regarding court orders and you suffer for it. Sounds very "justice"-y to me.

It's Giuliani Time! (Tired old bag of shit!)

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Bye Rudy, you disgraceful, pompous, dumb bitch.

Beautiful. 🤌

If editorial cartoonists can get Pulitzer prizes for their work, the courtroom sketch artist who has drawn Giuliani in his various court hearings deserves one. S/he has captured his black, rancorous soul to perfection.