Don Jr is going to Greenland

He's hearing that the people of Greenland are MAGA? From the voices in his head, maybe.

Donald wants to buy/invade Greenland to give it to the techbros to build their own online crypto state.

Batshit fucking crazy these people are.

He's lost whatever's left of his diseased motherfucking mind.

Insane behavior.

If Jr. Mint is going to Greenland it's probably to shoot something tied to a post or in a cage.

I originally read that as "Graceland," which makes much more sense.

Can he just stay there? Please?

Trumpy fancies himself as another William H. Seward.

He just triples down on shit. He can't let anything go.

Can Putin shoot down his plane? Or better still, send their drones after Elon.

Girl from Ipanema goes to Greenland.

R4, maybe some sinister ice monster, like the creature in “The Terror,” will hunt and kill him.

I'm having trouble picturing Don Jr as the girl from Ipanema, but it's an interesting thought experiment.

^^^^

That's snow, not coke. Cancel your flight, Minty.

If I lived in Greenland, I'd be scared. Seriously.

I hope a polar bear mauls him to death.

Bury Junior alive in snow and let him suffocate and freeze to death.

Send Tiffany to Panama and Barron to Canada, and the most perfect diplomatic dream team will be complete!

You just know he'll show up with an envelope full of money.

Trumps are classy like that.

Is there anywhere to score coke in Greenland? Asking for a friend

R19, oh no, the Trumps show up with EMPTY envelopes and ask people to fill them.

In all my days…

Is that tweet at OP real?

What an absolute dipshit, if that's real.

[quote]I hope a polar bear mauls him to death.

It would make for DL's best ever Maulface Thread.

Will he be having any big game hunters kill moose for him?

I laughed so hard when I saw this news earlier today. I’ve emerged from my election depression to a place of weary resignation with occasional bursts of manic laughter.

These people are so insane! And they are in charge of the fucking world. And they’re going to get us all killed. At this point, I truly hope we invade Greenland. If we’re going to launch WWIII, might has well trigger it with a fucking hilarious act of war. Who in the he’ll ever thought we’d go to war with Denmark?!

With the melting glaciers and ice, Greenland has become very tsunami-prone.

I would love to see the Trumps swallowed by a tsunami!!

Is he planning a coup executed by the Proud Boys and the January 6th insurrectionists after he takes office?

I bet we can defeat Denmark in 3 days! (and Canada too, for that matter)

Why does Putin want Greenland so much?

R30, because mishandling the world's largest country isn't enough for him. Russia needs MORE land to fuck up, to squander, to ruin. It's all they know how to do.

But Greenland isn’t part of the former Soviet lands that he’s always been after

This will be fun to watch.

Putin isn't after Greenland. That was a joke I made at R29 in case I started this!

But the Kremlin apparently supports Trump's desire to take Canada (Newsweek link) - and some say this will embolden and/or justify Putin's desire to take Ukraine, Georgia, etc. (not the US Georgia, btw)

It not that type of ice and not that type of snow, Don…

I am sure Greenland is nice but I would rather have Canada.

He's just shitting out nonsense so everyone quits talking about January 6th. You'd think people would catch on by now. He's a trashy carnival barker

Their immigration officials should just refuse him entry, since he's obviously going there to rabble rouse.

PRICK ON ICE.

Ditto R37 this bullshit is another distraction by the Grift Organization.

Don, jr on the Dark Web. "Anybody know where to score some blow in Nuuk?"

No I never said Greenland, I said Graceland.

[Quote] Jr. Mint

Scotland? I bet we could make the Scots happier than the fucking English do.

I like this America First thing it means I could travel all around the world without a passport. Like twist off wine bottle caps it’s just easier.

He’s landed. You can see how barren the land looks. There’s a lot of it, but it’s frozen.

MAGA virtue signalling. Performative stupidity which will impress, well, the stupid (MAGA.)

Shit, at least I got Greece. They're sending this bitch to Greenland?

Convicted drug dealer is poster boy for purchase

I hope the Trumps are paying for this trip and not the taxpayers.

Money is green so of course Trump wants Greenland. Don Jr. and Eric believe money grows on trees there, and believe Ivanka when she tells them that Jared's smart Jew friends are responsible for inventing the cash seed for the cash crop.

It's so bizarre to me that the world is just capitulating to every whim of Donald Trump.

The people greeting Don Jr. almost seem happy to see him there, and very welcoming.

Why isn't he being greeted with jeers and boos and protests?

It's like no one cares about anything anymore.

They're just letting dictators take over.

The Trumps are bullying the world, and the world is letting it happen.

R51 is starting to see the difference between being the Top Dog and winning and what life is for losers. He is shocked to see people lining up to see the winners and no one gives a shit about Harris. I mean losers. .

He is surprised to see that life and views inside the blue bubble is different than life and views outside the bubble.

Progressives shocked to find out they are not popular

He doesn't love you r52/Miss Lindz.

And he never will.

R51, people are saving their energy. We’ve learned from last time. Every day with Trump is, or could be, a hair on fire moment. It’s important to pick the right battles.

He looks fucked up. He always looks like a cop should be shining a flashlight into his eyes. Same with Trump, Marjie Pipebomb Greene and that piece of gristle married to the other Trump Jr

[quote] It’s important to pick the right battles.

R54, this is a pretty big fucking battle.

Donald Trump is saying that he wants to "buy" an island already belonging to a sovereign country.

Greenland isn't for sale, because it's part of Denmark.

Greenland's own government has said so. Denmark has said so.

But for some odd reason, Donald Trump won't drop this bizarre stunt.

Now he's even doubling down by sending his coke head son to do some kind of "reconnaissance" mission.

It's truly mind boggling.

Republicans have said, "Oh, it's just bluster. Don't take it seriously."

If that were truly the case, then why is he sending Don Jr. to Greenland?

It makes no sense.

This is beyond worrisome, and definitely worthy of a "battle."

But not even Denmark is pushing back.

[Quote] It's like no one cares about anything anymore.

It’s because we live in a post truth world. The people who are better liars and more shameless manipulators are winning. That’s not going to stop when Trump pops hid clogs.

Since the forces of darkness are better at being shitbags than we are, they have power now. What do you do when someone has power over you?

Let’s hope it’s a fair deal for all involved. Although we don’t want to over pay.

Next on to the Panama Canal.

Who will pay for buying Greenland? I thought the GQP was hollering about debts and deficits. Oh wait, that only matters when Democrats are in charge.

Why would the Danes sell Greenland if it’s valuable?

This is all farce and a typical trumpian distraction.

Read this, R60.

Trump is claiming that this is something that the people of Greenland actually want, because they don't want to be under Danish rule any more.

Even the current Prime Minister calls the proposal "interesting."

It's quite a dilemma for Denmark.

Just a few weeks ago a thread on DL about a new Gay Homeland. For men anyway. Lots of good suggestions on where to settle.

Not sure Greenland was mentioned but it should move up the list.

Gaza Hostages returned and the war in Ukraine ends——progressives distraught and looking for very high roofs to jump off :-)

R56, of course Denmark is pushing back, don’t be ridiculous. And, seriously, who would want to be a part of the U.S. right now and be subject to our stupid guns laws and sketchy healthcare system?

This is complete madness!! Take care of this shithole country before you go looking at taking over other sovereign countries...... The planet is beginning to hate us again...... Hold on, its gonna be a bumpy ride.......

[quote] Trump is claiming ...

Always the equivalent of "Trump is bullshitting about ..."

R62, you should feel free to move to Greenland. Preferably in a spot like this when this happens.

Just glad he found some shit to do while we run the place.

This isn't just some whim. Putin has helped advocate for Scottish independence which would likely mean the expulsion of our nuclear submarine base (see the latest season of The Diplomat). Greenland is a very strategic location for control of nuclear sub lanes between Russia and the Atlantic and also gives someone strategic closeness to the new shipping lanes opening up through Arctic Sea melting. This is a Putin strategy and Trump is a willing pawn. And we should all be concerned and stop treating this like some wild hair craziness. Denmark is a NATO country, and if Trump moves on them, even if he withdraws from NATO, it would force all the other NATO countries to either declare war on the US or purposefully ignore the signed treaties to avert war - effectively ending NATO. Then Putin gets a fracturted NATO and control of Greenland through his stooge..

^fractured

Muriel! FFS! Editing capabilities, please!

R68, Putin thought he would grab Ukraine in less than a week. How long has this war been dragging on?

You know, before this, many really believed Russia was the world's 2nd-strongest army -- until we saw the pathetic state of their [deserting] soldiers, their rusting, poorly maintained tanks and weaponry. They're a pathetic joke!

R70, that’s the risk of war. No matter how strong you think you are, there are too many variables in play. In the immortal words of Mike Tyson, “Everyone has a plan until he gets punched in the mouth.”

R26, Karl Shapiro.

That prophet year by year

Lay still but could not hear

Where scholars tapped to find his new remains

Gog and Magog ate pork

In vertical New York

And war began next Wednesday on the Danes.

R71, all I can say is that it has been an absolutely pleasure watching Russian get repeatedly punched in the mouth!

^*absolute, *Russia

Especially if you preside over a kleptocracy where stealing everything in sight is the entire point of "government" r71. Only it turns out the armed forces are also part of the government. Ooops.

"We're just here as tourists!" He says after he father talks about buying the country and arriving on the President Elect's personal plane.

Don Jr Hilariously TROLLED, Sent PACKING From Greenland