Nikki Glaser cut Luigi joke from monologue

Meh.

She should have kept them all except the Joker 2 because if some mass shooting had happened today it would be blamed on them. Actually surprised we haven’t had a big one in a while. I’m sure there is some cunt in mama’s basement getting ready. Try to make your holiday returns digital.

We literally just had one last month at a school.

All good jokes.

What has Nikki Glaser done to her face? Or is that just a really bad photo?

He's had work done. She used to look like this...

^She's

R6 ahahhahaha. I wasn’t expecting that. She got some work done. But she doesn’t look bad but it’s just a little tiny bit uncanny. She was a nice looking girl. I guess it is just not trendy to age naturally.

The Matt Gaetz one deserved to be cut. America hates politics in these things.

Here is the monologue.

R5 She was featured on r/botchedsurgeries

the opening monologue

That dress is unflattering.

I always found Nikki Schumer, I mean Glaser, to be painfully unfunny and try hard. The plastic surgery isn't flattering, and she has a wonky eye similar to Paris Hilton. Good for her for finally booking something other those shitty comedy central roasts. She's moving on up like George and Weezy.

I love that random cut to Cate Blanchett whose expression is Get this unfunny bitch off the stage.