What’s with the sudden burst of PR? He doesn’t have a film to promote.
He’s promoting his nonalcoholic beer line and reminding us all he exists, since he won’t have any movies out until 2026.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 6, 2025 5:00 PM |
Hollywood's most uninteresting relationship takes its next step.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 6, 2025 5:03 PM |
They are super cute together.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 6, 2025 5:05 PM |
Thanks for promoting my propaganda channel!, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 6, 2025 5:20 PM |
It's insane how few Spiderman movies he's done since getting that role. Is he only allowed to be in one every several years? He's really good in the role, and people want more, but Sony wastes years of time on horrible projects no one wants to see, like Morbius, Madman Web, and Kraven, while Marvel's added more and more lame female-centric crap to the MCU. I'd quit if I were Tom, because i bet the next Spiderman movie will have some annoying Spidergirl who doesn't have to learn a goddamn thing to save the day, even though she's 15 and an arrogant cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 6, 2025 5:24 PM |
Harrison is in their guest bedroom
Tom sleeps in Harrison’s bed every night
Zendaya sleeps in her coffin, drinking the blood of a hobo which Harrison lured to the mansion with $20 and a bottle of tequila
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 6, 2025 5:27 PM |
r6 Sounds more entertaining than Challengers at any rate.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 6, 2025 5:30 PM |
Wasn't she just going out with Chalamet?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 6, 2025 5:33 PM |
No retard ^
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 6, 2025 5:41 PM |
I can't imagine her stepping out on Tom, she seems true blue.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 6, 2025 5:43 PM |
I find it so tragic. I get it....... back in the 80s and 90s, older actors felt forced into fake marriages to keep their true sexuality hidden. But zoomers doing it now? Seriously, what’s happening in Hollywood? Did they all suddenly join some secret conservative Christian cult? Are we about to find out that the Hollywood Walk of Fame is just a recruiting ground for the GOP?
And don’t even get me started on Zuckerberg cozying up to Trump. Is this all part of some dystopian plot to push “traditional masculinity” so men will sign up for World War 3? Maybe they'll throw in some VR combat training as a sign-up bonus!?!?!? Mark’s version of patriotism .
Okay, maybe I’m being hyperbolic, but is it really too much to ask to see Tom and Jake in a relationship? They’re so cute together. Instead, we’re stuck with PR romances and another decade of bland heteronormative storylines. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Oscars start handing out awards for “Best Performance in a Sham Marriage.”
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 6, 2025 5:43 PM |
I bet they don’t end up getting married. She doesn’t seem that into him.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 6, 2025 5:44 PM |
This relationship is the only performance by either of them that's ever been even vaguely interesting, and that's being very generous.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 6, 2025 5:57 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 6, 2025 6:05 PM |
Well, the dumbest people on DL are posting about being so happy for the couple.
Or is it parody?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 6, 2025 6:07 PM |
They look good together but I look forward to reading more skepticism
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 6, 2025 6:14 PM |
The most unbelievable couple ever. Must work out for them financially.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 6, 2025 6:17 PM |
Beautiful guy but a very average, very British looking uncut member.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 6, 2025 6:25 PM |
I've been skeptical, but at this point... If it's fake, they aren't really doing it for publicity (their visibility together is generally quite low and often out of sync with promotional windows), but rather just old school cover.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 6, 2025 7:06 PM |
I give it 3 years tops. Unless he finds another hit franchise. Male actors cannot deal when their wife is so much more famous and successful than they are.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 6, 2025 7:08 PM |
R5 you need a life.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 6, 2025 7:09 PM |
He's box-office poison outside of Spider Man, and she can't open a movie as lead. It's a PR relationship to help their careers.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 6, 2025 7:23 PM |
R22 Challengers did pretty well. Outside of that film what movie has she lead? She is young enough to be given opportunities. If all the mafuckin Ryan’s pushing mid 40s can have flop after flop, Zendaya deserves a chance. The public loves her. Euphoria was a huge thot and she was a huge Disney star.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 6, 2025 7:27 PM |
[quote] Euphoria was a huge thot
With a name like that she didn't have much choice.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 6, 2025 7:38 PM |
Oh bless
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 6, 2025 7:39 PM |
R21 that's such a bizarre, dated thing to say to someone. do you only tolerate people who don't have any opinions about anything? that sounds real fun.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 6, 2025 7:48 PM |
I don't understand it. Zendaya is so beautiful and glamorous...and tall. Tom is short and ordinary. She can have anyone but she chooses him? Doesn't make sense.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 6, 2025 8:31 PM |
Zendaya reads dyke. She was butch in Challengers and her most convincing role is Rue in Euphoria who is a dyke. Maybe they will get a few more years out of this showmance and then call off the wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 6, 2025 9:11 PM |
She’s a dyke and he’s gay as a goose.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 7, 2025 12:37 AM |
R24 that should read hit not thot lol.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 7, 2025 12:37 AM |
R30, I liked it the way it was.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 7, 2025 12:50 AM |
[quote] I don't understand it. Zendaya is so beautiful and glamorous...and tall. Tom is short and ordinary. She can have anyone but she chooses him? Doesn't make sense.
This right here by r27.
I don't know (and don't care) if Zendaya and Holland are gay, straight, bi, furry, asexual, rotating orientations on every other Tuesday, fluid, animal, mineral or vegetable.
What does she see in him? I have no hesitation thinking he's a nice guy. I find him very appealing as Spider-Man.
But she's with him when she could have just about any person on Earth?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 7, 2025 3:49 AM |
I missed the memo. Is Tom in the closet? What are the rumors? Everyone seems so sure it’s a fake relationship.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 7, 2025 4:56 AM |
R11 faking everything for the public is more normalized than ever thanks to social media - instagram and tiktok in particular. it's nothing out of the ordinary for young people. i'd bet the gen z celebs are more down for that sort of thing than ever.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 7, 2025 6:49 AM |
Do we think Tom is gay or is it just because they’re relationship seems so mismatched (she could get anybody, why this small boy?)
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 7, 2025 7:06 AM |
Oh dear-ing myself - “their”
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 7, 2025 7:07 AM |
I think the closet is strong now because films make their money around the world, with culturally conservative audiences. Don't ask, don't tell.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 7, 2025 8:24 AM |
He is slightly more charismatic than she is which isn't saying much because she has less charisma than an Our Generation Doll.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 7, 2025 8:29 AM |
I thought he was gay.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 7, 2025 8:30 AM |
Have any of yall fucked more than ten men? As someone who has hundreds of encounters from which to draw, I know that, not so infrequently either, a short, thin guy will have a dick of death. Not saying it’s true, but it’s entirely possible.
Perhaps she likes a funny, confident, nice guy, regardless of height. Someone up thread said they give it three years. Haven’t they been saying six or seven? Since the first Spider-Man they were in?
I don’t know. I always thought this was a real, fun coupling. The lipsync show they did early on shows what they have. She’s gorgeous and he will make a fool of himself just to make her laugh. I don’t understand where the issue is.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 7, 2025 8:34 AM |
Because he is tasty we have wishful thinking he's available to men.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 7, 2025 8:40 AM |
Another odd coupling. She might actually love him... Probably a difficult find in that profession. There have been enough years for either to have strayed to their true callings, but nothing?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 7, 2025 9:15 AM |
I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this couple odd and suspect.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 7, 2025 9:21 AM |
I just knew it! True love!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 7, 2025 9:43 AM |
[quote] Have any of yall fucked more than ten men?
Yes, r40 and the observations you make throughout your entire post are well taken, at least by me.
After re-reading what I posted at r32 I was mistaken.
What I meant to convey is the question - Why anchor yourself to a monogamous relationship when you're so young?
I'll admit projecting here. In my prime, I made the most of flings, Mr. Right Now, one-nighters, one afternooners, what-have-you.
If I had access to the variety of people they have, in their positions and lifestyles, I'd be a Playah, not anchoring myself to a monogamous relationship.
But who knows? I don't. For all I know, in their rules, they're kinky swingers into multi-asking and receiving.
To each their own. I enjoy observing their stardom.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 7, 2025 12:15 PM |
R45, one thing that could explain why they coupled so young is that they both seem to come from stable, loving families. When you haven’t seen how horrific marriages can turn out you’re probably not as reluctant to jump in.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 7, 2025 12:38 PM |
And absolutely nothing to do with PR and the advancement of their respective careers r46? Bless your heart.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 7, 2025 12:56 PM |
R46 She’s a two time winning Emmy actress. She doesn’t need this type of PR
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 8, 2025 12:09 AM |
"Zendaya sleeps in her coffin, drinking the blood of a hobo which Harrison lured to the mansion with $20 and a bottle of tequila." R6, that's been done. It was called The Hunger.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 8, 2025 12:30 AM |
He needs to keep priming the publicity pump of his "heterosexuality".
And, since her career is better than his, he's getting nervous.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 8, 2025 8:39 AM |
R49 I think that was a reference to Interview with the Vampire series.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 8, 2025 9:04 AM |
Isn't it only 'rumored' to be engaged so far?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 8, 2025 9:14 AM |
R33 Everyone is closeted and bearding on DL. They seem like the real deal to me. And really into each other.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 8, 2025 9:16 AM |
R11 You linked a Twitter account that has #pedowood and #pizzagate in their names bio. Really?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 8, 2025 9:20 AM |
r33 When Tom Holland became Spider-Man at 17 he brought his best friend (this guy r6 ) as an assistant and they lived together in the same house for a few years and did such wholesome activities as tandem bike rides and jumping into bed together for Instagram stories. Quite a lot of people on DL and the internet in general assumed they were fucking. He also did vaguely flirty movie promo with Jake Gyllenhaal who DL also thinks is gay. Add the background in ballet and probably some other stuff I've forgotten to it and that's where the rumours come from. I used to believe them but have pretty much come round to the belief he's a pretty bland straight guy with a golf obsession.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 8, 2025 10:11 AM |
LOL. If you think Gyllenhaal is straight...he's the WORST player in the Bearding Game and has been for 25 years now! Him and Ryan Seacrest vie for the title.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 8, 2025 10:16 AM |
I think Holland and Taron Egerton should make a movie together, maybe a new Kingsman. Those two invariably carry on flirting with male costars for the camera.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 8, 2025 11:18 AM |
Some posters think everyone is gay who doesn’t meet their preconceived notions of straight romantic attraction.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 8, 2025 11:44 AM |
[quote]Him and Ryan Seacrest vie for the title.
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 8, 2025 1:36 PM |
Except in this case, R58.
I have no idea why they’re doing this. Perhaps they actually will pursue marriage in order to have children, but these two are not a couple madly in love with each other.
If there ever were a lavender relationship for this modern era, this one is it.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 8, 2025 1:52 PM |
R37 Exactly. Hollywood is chasing Chinese and Arab money.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 8, 2025 1:52 PM |
I saw them out and about near Oakland a few years ago and they seemed like a real couple.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 8, 2025 1:59 PM |
He is not good looking or appealing at all. I will never understand how this guy hit the big time.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 8, 2025 3:22 PM |
The suspicious thing about them is how their fans practically willed them to be together and then they were
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 8, 2025 9:40 PM |
R65 similar to Robsten in the Twilight era
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 8, 2025 9:45 PM |
Tom Holland is cute and attractive. Have you ever seen him in a movie? He is guy next door attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 8, 2025 11:43 PM |
Yes I have, and no he isn’t R66
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 9, 2025 12:21 AM |
She better keep her hands out of his pants or I will slap a bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 9, 2025 2:19 AM |
If Zendaya wants to be in a lavender relationship, could she please cut to the chase and marry John Galliano? At least that would give us an endless vista of remarkable red carpet gowns, beautifully modeled.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 9, 2025 2:48 AM |
You're all drinking some weird kool aid to think this is fake like Camel Caballo and Ms. Sean Mendes relationship was.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 9, 2025 3:27 AM |
Too many people want to take Peter Parker home and fuck him.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 9, 2025 3:44 AM |
My first reaction - - whatever...
by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 9, 2025 11:01 AM |