Vairst Ledee Getting Amazon Documentary

Did they track down her co-star Ramon the donkey?

Ugh....no need to continue my Prime membership, then.

Ken Russell already made a movie about her.

It was called WHORE.

Golly, do you think Trump ass kisser Jeff Bezos will cover the fact that she lied about getting a college degree, that she doesn't actually speak five languages, that she's a birther myth spreader like her husband, that she knows hubby cheats and she just turns the other cheek and collects the checks, and that she hates having to deal with the "fucking Kreezmus decorations?"

My guess is "no."

Where’s MY documentary??? My life is just as interesting as that Slavic jezebel!!

[quote] The Intellectualist noted that, "The film’s director has been accused of sexual assault by multiple Hollywood figures."

They got the right director for it at any rate.

Eye ame be bestest arkeeteck!

The article indicates that she will be Executive Producer of her own documentary, so expect revealing, titillating moments. Not.

She'll probably selling her "Be Best" trinkets during the closing credits.

Her hairline fascinates me.

R10 Eeez weeg.

Chief Executive Producer: Lauren "Dirty" Sanchez.

As if I needed another reason to cancel Prime.

R7 never fails to roll up with that ultra-cringe vairst letty.

What happened to the people who weren’t embarrassingly bad at it?

[Quote] I'm guessing it's not going to cover her time as a professional sperm receptacle.

So it’s going to be open credits, followed by close credits?

^ GFY contrarian troll.

I hope she scats with Donald.

I don't really care, do u?

Buy zees book! I give special surprise to reader.

I don’t care, do U?

R16 Hortense the MAGA cunt already has the documentary on her watchlist and has lit votive candles to the whore in anticipation.

I'm not Hortense. My comment was directed at R14 who disapproves of the Trump mockery here.

Rated NC-17

Extra for anal. You like golden shower?

Completely unworthy of a documentary.

Total cringe.

She’s glad Dump has a babysitter in Musk.

I really hope she leaves Dump for Musk-it will be like a fat, geriatric episode of Maury.

My poosie she has room for pony!

Eye mayke ping pong show for viewer!

Will it talk about how she speaks 6 languages and is a genius architect working for an important Wall Street firm?

Don't you have to be relatively important or interesting to get a documentary? Or someone just has to pay the bills?

R30 No comment

She's executive producer? Yeah, it's going to be a snoozefest.

What amuses me a bit about this and her memoir is that it's clear that she wants to improve her image. Yet she's so fucking lazy that she won't do any of the easy First Lady shit that would actually do that. Can't be bothered to live in the White House, go to schools, hospitals, etc. She just wants to sit back and do nothing and have people act like she isn't the "I really don't care, do you?" bitch that she obviously is. Sorry, cunt, it doesn't work like that.

“I am exeecuteev produuucer, every ting about me good. Why no real magazine like me? I do be best!” 🤡

[quote] She's executive producer? Yeah, it's going to be a snoozefest.

"Melania Trump is America's Mother Theresa..."

There will be many heartwarming scenes in the documentary, including that time she agreed to speak before a group that Republicans consider as lepers- The Gay Log Cabin Republicans. She agreed to speak at their convention out of the goodness of her heart and because of her love for downtrodden outsiders. (Also, she was paid $237,000 for her time.)

Will it cover the time she went to Africa with the conscious decision to wear a colonist's hat, then bitched about how the only thing journalists would talk about was how she dressed?

They‘ve always claimed she was “a model”… but has anyone ever turned up a single magazine she was ever in??

R37 Not in any magazine that isn't encased in plastic wrap and sold behind behind the 7-11 counter.

I do premiering big Hollywood style at Four Seasons Video and Happy Endings.

End with private readings. Cash/crypto only.

Tell Jeff hi.

Prime Video is now showing softcore porn??

Didn’t Family Video also?

Ehhh, I've already seen this film before.

The only person who ever outright said Melania supported herself as an escort in NYC, a lowly little bigger in RI, was successfully sued by VL. He had to shut down the blog and pay.

We're only going to hear specifics once she dies (you can't libel/slander the dead) or if Paolo Zampolli or John Casablancas talk. In the later case, they'd be implicating themselves in human trafficking.

She's a hag.

She wasn't in so much as a Sears catalog until Trump starting humping at her

[quote] Her hairline fascinates me.

She has a bit of a five-head (huge forehead). So, she fusses around with the hair in the front to make it look like her hairline starts further down.

Wasn't this done 20 years ago as "Memoirs of a Geisha"??

She's a wiglet wearing ho

Best Hygiene of poosey and most Wig of all Slavian ladies take me far.. .

Brett Ratner is directing it.

I'd be interested in a Kitty Kelly type of book about her.

Bezos won't do anything interesting.

I thought she was all shy and private. Is she going to start acting or some shit?

Act like a cunt? But she’s always done that….

I don't know if r50 is joking or not.

Is the title Two in the pink one in the stink: Portrait of a First Lady

Can you believe this mail order bride gets to be First Lady again?

She doesn't seem to understand she's the new Frau Farbissina, with all the same hatred and scowls -- all with a more angular, less animated, resting bitch face.

I thought HBO already did an Atlantic City edition of "Pimps Up, Hoes Down."

Hookers at the Point

I doubt the documentary will cover the most disgusting, shameful moment in Vairst Ledee's tenure - the time she and her shit for brains meal ticket went to El Paso after the horrible mass shooting there and grabbed an infant whose parents had been murdered.

Melania held the child up like a loaf of French bread bread while her asshole husband gave a thumbs up, both of them grinning for the cameras as if they'd won a prize at the local carnival shooting gallery.

Absolutely disgusting.

Christ, r60, so much crap over the last 6 years that I forgot that particular shit spatter. It's the biggest smiles I've ever seen on those two ghouls too