Do you think Ma and Pa Ingalls stunk?

The weekend is really hitting Defacto hard

And the outhouse was too close to the main house

Who the hell cares

Everybody stank back then. If we had a time machine and went back to that era, we would be overwhelmed by the stench and the lack of hygeine and sanitation. Also, food preparation.

The conveniences of the modern world are something we all take for granted every day.

They both looked like they had poor hygiene.

Pioneers must have been really horny to have ten kids by fucking someone who stunk like that.

They were used to it r6.

When Ma sucked Pa's cock, it smelled of piss and crap "down there."

And vice-versa when he ate her out.

Personally, I would have remained celibate during that period of time.

I have a weak stomach.

I have it on good authority that under Harriet Oleson's pantaloons all smelled of freedom and peace to make one forget the world and its sad turmoils.

FWIW, the legend says Miss Beadle smelled of Lemon Verbena.

R8, pioneer people were not 2020s Angelinos

I get sick just smelling urine on a sidewalk.

I can't imagine smelling the foul odors emanating from unwashed dick and ass.

Even his pubes must have smelled like b.o.

That's what I love about DL, there are threads for every type of person.

Ma would have used lemon verbena.

Sexy times happened after the Saturday night bathing. Pa and Ma were plenty clean to do some good ol' prairie fucking.

Nellie said Pa smelled like an old goat

Sex on the prairie would be, Pa sticks it in and reciprocates it until he lets out a grunt, reciprocates a few more times but much more gingerly, then pulls it out.

If Ma was lucky, during the reciprocation, she would coo and wriggle around a little.

End of copulation.

R17 did you video it?

R8, I doubt they were doing any of that. Men knew nothing of the clitoris and women weren’t to play with themselves. They did missionary and called it a day.

Ma didn’t suck or do anal according to Grassle

It’s on my Onlye Fannes r18

This thread is making me HORNY as HELL!

They would have seen nonvaginal sex as sinful onanism. For instance, if Ma gobbled Pa’s knob, his seed would have gone into her belly or get spat out instead of into her uterus where god intended it to be.

So little gibberish speaking Carrie had to listen to Ma and Pa copulate? Maybe that's why she spoke gibberish, she was traumatized.

Hester Sue was into ram fucking.

[quote]Nellie said Pa smelled like an old goat

And tears. He was always crying. That's why Ma secretly sinned with Jonathan Garvey. Plus, he sent flowers.

Why do you think they wore so many layers of clothing, even in the dead of summer?

Things must have been really awful in those days.

They were probably desensitized to the stank from being surrounded by it all day every day.

People back then rarely bathed

Lack of soap.

Don't kid yourself. Ma knew exactly how to frigg her quim by the time she was of marrying age. She knew how to keep her man happy and satisfied just as much as she knew how to cook and feed on that harsh prairie. Don't forget the long cold winter? She was getting fucked silly every day when those kids went to school. Pa took break from the mill and deep dicked Ma right over the kitchen table.

Nothing like the sick stench that came adown from Walton Mountain

The Ingalls lived on the banks of Plum Creek, about a mile and a half from Walnut Grove.

My Plum Creek stinks!

First off - people DID bathe. They just didn't do it in a hot tub. They had a washing bowl and water and they did a 'whore bath' with a towel most days of the week. Their hair - that's a different story but we know you shouldn't wash your hair too often, like we do now.

Second, most people smelled like smoke and/or food back then with the wood fires, the wood burning in the kitchen and lack of ventilation in the kitchen.

So yes - they smelled - but not like you think. They washed their pits and all over with a washing bin and then their clothes smelled of fire smoke and food.

Not sure about that breath though. They did clean their teeth, but I doubt it was very good.

I knew you eldergays were good for something!

Pa Ingalls was into fisting!

I taught him how!

Albert was a pass around bottom for the "menfolk."

Who would have stunk more, pioneers in flyover states or people in Europe during the Medieval days?

Only after sex, OP. Anal, in particular. Charles couldn’t get enough.

The Ingalls family looked pretty clean in this photo.

They must have all had a bath before taking this picture.

R40 - to be honest, get half pint out of there, and I'd be happy with all 4.

Flossing with pig intestines was common back then, which makes sense when you think about it.

R45 - they had toothpicks. Flossing was not common in the 19th century.

They had that frontiery stank

[quote] The weekend is really hitting Defacto hard

This sounds more like an Umpy thread

Time for some grammar on stunk vs. stank:

Stink!

Stank!

Stunk!

🤣 I don’t see how this is at all important, but I did lol.

I just reread The Long Winter with my niece and it was, again, fantastic.

R36 are you speaking from personal experience??

R40 I had a high-school friend who looked just like Albert. We never fucked but he used take his girlfriend for walks at well known gay cruising spots.

At least during the long winter they had nothing to do but melt snow and polish up.

R53 how underwhelming

[Quote] So little gibberish speaking Carrie had to listen to Ma and Pa copulate? Maybe that's why she spoke gibberish, she was traumatized.

Nah she ate that shit up, and that stifled moaning and exclamations of “my word!” and “the pleasure of it!” She was a dirty, dirty little monkey.

Ma's pussy stinks!

I loved those books as a kid.

Can't remember a damn word of any of it but I remember that I liked them.

I tell ya, WET ONES arrived about a century or two too late for these people

[quote]Do you think Ma and Pa Ingalls stunk?

Your post stank. Like they did.

Oh, dear.

This is the Ingalls family. Ma was not a handsome woman.

Laura, with her hand on Pa's shoulder, was probably the best looking of the Ingalls daughters. Scroll down to see her as an older lady. Still attractive in her 60s.

And why did Michael Landon call Ma Carolyn? Her name was Caroline. Mrs. Oleson got her name right!

Not an exciting thread

Shitbra!

Michael Landon didn't look anything like Pa. But a lot of today's alt-right dweebs do.

Damn, Melissa Gilbert as an adult has a real resemblance to the real Laura Ingalls Wilder.

Pa looks like he has some sizemeat......and some stanksleeve.

I tell you what if you pissed Pa off he could throw some major death stares. No kidding. Like a Native American man on the warpath. Scary.

I wonder if Pa was close to other Pas down at the Lodge?

Pa love 💕

R61 it looks like the 1800s was a real bitter pill, no? And they were practically the Kardashians

Those pussies we’re warm and full of nasty yeast

They made their own bread...

I wish they had Lume

Nellie Olson's pussy STANK!

Pa Ingalls looked like he could've been cute without that hideous beard.

He never had a fucking beard unless you’re talking about Grassle

r75 I was talking about the REAL Pa Ingalls in the photo linked above.