Golden Globes 2025 - Official Thread

Ricky Gervais will not be hosting the 2025 Golden Globes, but he did recently post on X some of the jokes he would’ve made had he been emceeing the awards ceremony. Gervais is perhaps the Globes’ most iconic and controversial host, having presided over the annual ceremony five times. He last hosted the Globes in 2020.

“Sat in the bath wondering about what I would say if I were hosting The Golden Globes on Sunday,” Gervais wrote on X. “It’s been a pretty good year for material.”

“Hello, and welcome to the 82nd Golden Globe awards,” his monologue would’ve began. “What a year it’s been. Hundreds of entertainers jumped at the chance to go to The Vatican to meet The Pope. Many from Hollywood. Obviously they weren’t content with only being part of the 2nd biggest pedo ring in the world…”

Gervais continued, “Justin Timberlake was convicted of [drunk driving]. If he’d have gone to jail he’d have heard the words ‘Sexy Back’ a lot more often.”

And Gervais would’ve taken aim at Diddy with the following joke: “Kevin Hart said that being at one of Diddy’s parties was uncomfortable, as he wouldn’t leave him alone. Eventually he had to shout ‘Imma Midget, not a child.'”

Feeling especially sorry for Cynthia Erivo's styling team tonight.

R2 she should have worn this green gown, this year instead.

Erivo in another ill-fitting GG gown.

Are the GG's legit again?

Eurgh Ricky Gervais

Why isn't this ghastly homophobe under a bus?

Not really R5, but it's the only Hollywood excitement, after the long holiday period.

Plus, it's the lead up to the Academy Awards, so people naturally get excited during awards season.

Do previous year winners present the current year's winners, like at the Oscars?

I'd love to see Cillian Murphy hand one over to Daniel Craig.

Already one in progress...for days!

Rooting for Demi Moore and Pamela Anderson.

Rooting for Jamie Lee Curtis said no one ever.

Laverne Cox is off The Red Carpet. She claims she quit. Uh huh.

My globes busted..

R6 Ricky Gervais is homophobic?!

When did this happen?

I really loved Amy and Tina. I'm less than enthused except that I like watching the celebrities get drunk and act stupid.

R12 with her gone who'll fill the air with the word fabulous every five seconds?

What time does this shit show start?

R8 according to the presenters list, none of last year’s winners are presenting.

R13, looks like she busted her face too.

R17 8 PM on CBS.

I like being here during award shows, the snark can be quite hilarious.

Here's Pam at "The Last Showgirl" Golden Globe Celebration

Pam needs some makeup.

I hope Demi wins. It would nice to see her get a career award

For what, r24??

Pulling for Adrian Brody.

[quote]Rooting for Jamie Lee Curtis said no one ever.

Yeah, but the speeches rival Meghan Markle for mockable. Gratitude.

If you thought Jamie Lee's speeches were insufferable, wait for Erivo's...

Pam looks demented.

I want Fiennes to win. He's brilliant and it's shocking he has never won an Academy Award or a Golden Globe.

Cooper Koch

Is Laverne No Cocks really off the red carpet?

Come for the gift bag, leave early.

Demi's nomination should be good enough. She's a guarded, boring actor. "Substance" is overrated as is Fargeat's other unwatchable movie featuring women being gutted alive.

[quote]"Substance" is overrated

Only in your *very* humble opinion, r34.

[quote]Erivo in another ill-fitting GG gown.

She should wear more gowns like this lovely number she wore to a premier.

[quote]Demi's nomination should be good enough. She's a guarded, boring actor. "Substance" is overrated

Hi Cynthia.

Moore may win. Remember when Madonna beat Frances McDormand? The Globes voters are just star fuckers.

I think the sympathy is with Anderson. She's gonna win.

I hope Ed Norton wins for A Complete Unknown, Timothy was good but he was great.

It would be better for Pamela Anderson if she didn’t win so no one would seek out her film and see how dreadful it is.

[quote]I think the sympathy is with Anderson. She's gonna win.

She and Demi aren't in the same category, r39.

Anyone watching the E! Red Carpet at 6:00 EST?

R38 Madonna gave the best performance of that year in Evita. She EARNED that award.

She should have won the oscar. Frances McDormand's performance was cute, but in no way the best.

Madonna worked her ass off to get it right with Evita. I thought she was amazing.

Zuri Hall is what this red carpet needed. Sorry/not sorry Laverne.

R43 I'm watching E! and it really makes me miss Joan Rivers.

[quote] Madonna worked her ass off

Agree. Her performance was very effortful.

[quote][R38] Madonna gave the best performance of that year in Evita. She EARNED that award.

"Golden Globe-winning actress Madonna" tells you all you need to know about this awards show

all the guys showing up are so ugly.

Hollywood has a real problem.

DL fave Glen Powell has arrived with mother in tow.

R51: The woke era is almost over. Attractive casts will be back soon.

"Golden Globe-winning actress Madonna" tells you all you need to know about this awards show

Do you feel the same about prior winners like Streep, Emma Stone, Diane Keaton, Annette Bening, Marion Cotillard, etc...? They all won the same award.

[quote]DL fave Glen Powell has arrived with mother in tow

His father too

[quote] She should have won the oscar. Frances McDormand's performance was cute, but in no way the best.

Oh, my SIDES, R44!

Some of these celebs take themselves too seriously. For once, I'd like someone to say I had fun and got paid big bucks.

Fug dress on Nikki.

punches was bein thrown, your child was left unattended

I'm not liking this breastplate thing on a few of the dresses.

stunner

Cate Blanchett is the lady in gold

Cate does the same look every time. It's reductive.

Cate Blanchette would disappear if she stepped on a crack in a sidewalk.

R62 It'a a sack. These women are either half naked or wearing the drapes.

That red on Dakota Fanning is fab.

If you're going to go red, there's no half-assing it. And she takes it to infinity.

Not crazy about the gown itself, though.

Nicholas Chavez looks ridiculous with all that makeup. 💄

This will likely be an evening of boring choices at post-reorganization, the GG became a “predict the Oscar” ceremony whereas before they occasionally marched to their own drum

All GG acting winners won the Oscar last year save the two affected by the Comedy/Drama split (Paul Giametti and Lily Gladstone last year)

I looked directly at Eddie Redmayne's suit it and now my eyeballs are singed.

R67 Hate his hair.

I think it's giving me a migraine r69

R70 the hair is a no. The shoes are a no. The makeup is a no

I'm rooting for Demi but I have a bad feeling that she's going to be snubbed on Oscar morning. There's always somebody who gets in everywhere except the Oscars.

Meanwhile Cooper went with classic black and looks gorgeous

[quote] R43 I'm watching E! and it really makes me miss Joan Rivers.

Same and SAME here! Siri seems nice enough and genuine. But the only genuine vibe I got from her lavender cow of a cohost was when she presented herself as a serious Glen Powell stalker.

Zuri!

[quote] I looked directly at Eddie Redmayne's suit it and now my eyeballs are singed.

Funny, I quite liked it!

I’m fascinated that Amy Adams hasn’t gone the plastic surgery/Ozempic route.

Oops… Siri autocorrected Zuri. Bitch can’t share the spotlight, apparently.

Pamela Anderson looks amazing and she’s so lovely.

Cooper looks boring.

Demi Moore shouldn’t try to be profound.

Glen looked good.

Looks like Angelina rode her broom and then parked it up her ass.

Sheryl Lee Ralph is beyond obnoxious

I don’t think that’s a thing with them, Rl8

Yeah, R85, she aged into a pontificating diva.

Nicole is starting to look like that cat lady, Jocelyn something.

Nicole. I don’t care how many streaming shows she does. This is a movie star. She blows everyone off the red carpet.

I took a glance a while back and saw Kerry Washington in a beautiful pink.

R81 couldn’t disagree more. He looks classic and handsome. Sharp. Nicholas looks ridiculous with that hair, those shoes and the ridiculously obvious amounts of makeup

Billy Bush and Cooper. Cooper is so fucking cute and sweet

R90 meh.

I don't like Nicole's 'do. Maybe I just miss her long, lush, red hair.

R33, the gift bags must be reported on Income Tax., Just imagine the creative entries there!

Nicole’s ‘do looks like it’s going to fly off her head

The Qualley girl is dumb as fuck.

Nicole looks great

Who is Chris Olsen? That boy came to FUCK

I would not have known that was Melissa McCarthy had they not shown her name on the screen.

Is The Rock dating Lourdes Leon?

[quote] I don't like Nicole's 'do. Maybe I just miss her long, lush, red hair.

Honey, they were all purchased out of Seoul through "Fan-C Wigz 'R' Us"."

Douchenozzle alert. Ratboy is there.

Nicole looks beautiful and sexy

Alexandra Daddario just had a baby & looks fab.

Is this one sponsored by Ozempic?

The Shogun women looks elegant but I would remove a stand from her necklace.

Where is the red carpet? Not onCBS

cutie looks like a magician.

That poncho look on the E! correspondent is a bad choice combined with the pulled back hair. She's also one color, needs red lipstick.

^ It also looks itchy.

I'm watching E!, r107

Ariana Grande needs to eat a foot long sub.

I like long gloves.

R61 is easily stunned.

Nicole loved the title Baby Girl. That must be her kink.

That ponytail looks like it will snatch Nicole's head backwards

Did Ariana's makeup person pencil in extra eyebrows?

That's a hairpiece, I wonder what her real hair looks like now.

Just went down a small rabbithole looking up Chris Olsen. His red carpet shot is pretty hot. Google “Chris Olsen NSFW” and you’ll see he’s well equipped to fuck indeed!

Kate Winslet never tries too hard.

Kate Winslet looks very well and age appropriate.

Chris made a big stink recently about his nudes being against his will or something. As if.

Help! I don't know these people! And why is Nicole Kidman wearing Catherine Deneuve's hair?

Nicholas is high as a kite

The colour of Scott's suit is ATROCIOUS for January but he does get 1 bonus point for the little thick nub VPL.

High

Cooper Koch needs a hair loss containment system, stat.

Jodie Foster won the Emmy for True Detective and I see no reason why she won't win this.

R128 funny you say that when Nicholas has the hairline he does

Haters to the back.

Angelina Jolie rules the Red Carpet. STAH power to. the. max.

It helps that Zendaya isn't there, unless she is and I haven't seen her yet.

OMG.

Zendaya.

Angelina seemed sedated.

She’s awful. Make this stop.

I just checked and the Beverly Hilton is where Whitney died. I wonder who there got her room.

Erivo look ridiculous with that livestock ring. Ugh 😩

Holy shit! That necklace Zendaya is wearing cost a lot of zero's.

Zendaya looks classy

Is Aubrey Plaza there?

Facial hair is not a good look for Timothee.

I love Zendaya's hair.

I think Timmy looks handsome and Kylie looks great

Nicole, please, convince your husband to cut his hair.

Kidman looks like a cross between Ann Margaret in Tommy and Marge from The Simpsons.

Glenn Powell should have shaved.

Benny Blanco looks like a haggard drunk.

I laughed at the Joker 2 joke.

Glaser is doing okay?

Cut.

time to turn to Lions v. Vikings

and watch this thread.

[quote]r29 Pam looks demented.

It appears she’s still friends with peroxide, even if she’s given up makeup.

Benny Blanco is ugly hot to me.

"Making art." There's not one DaVinci in the crowd.

Timmay looks hot, Chavez looks hot, Sebastian Stan too.

I stand by my prediction in that thread that Dwayne Johnson will enter the politcal field.

I actually think Nikki Glaser is funny.

Paramount + (w/Showtime) isnt playing this for me. Anybody else have this problem?

R154, she was hilarious.

R155, I'm using a Paramount+ w/Showtime 7-day trial via Amazon Video and it's working for me.

Did you see the face Margaret Qualley made when she lost?

Damn The Rock has never done it for me but he looks FINE

If Grande didn't get supporting, Grumpy's not getting Lead.

Saldana has the most screen time in Emilia Perez, ridiculous

Zoe, eat something. Please.

Nikki is better than many they've had, but I thought that opening went on a bit too long.

Get off Zoe

Diamonds rule tonight. I love it, they're my favorite gem.

Oh Zoe. You should have stopped 11 times but you didn’t.

Zoe!!!!!!

Horrible speech by a shitty winner

Jesus. And I like Zoe Saldana.

At R127 That's a pretty color for the suit but it should be fitted better IMO.

Oh my god pull her off!!

Just tuned in…. Someone’s crying….

Happy for Zoey Saldana

These super closeups of Mindy and Kate H -- they look like cartoon characters!

OMG I thought that was GOLDIE.

Benny Blanco could use a good dentist.

Jean Smart looking trim. Ozempic?

Jean Smart, pure class.

Jean Smart's dress is poorly tailored.

I’m hating the voiceovers while the winners make it to the stage.

Mindy Kaling's dress looks protrusive and weirdly like armor. Not a win.

No ushers there to help Jean Smart up the stairs to the stage ?

So glad Ayo didn't win. I'm sick and tired of The Bear cast winning every fucking category.

Jean smart took her time moseying up there

Chavez looks like he’s wearing more makeup than the women. He will be forgotten after this year. No one cares about him. E! Didn’t even interview him

I have paramount plus on Amazon prime. Why can’t I stream. See a friend of mine warned me against signing up for streaming sites via 3rd party. What tab is it on prime. I pay for paramount plus.

Jean showed up in her bathrobe.

Beautiful gown on national treasure Jean Smart. Did she deliberately take the long way to the stage?

Poor Selena Gomez to lose both awards back to back

R186 I can watch it on Amazon/paramount

Keep trying?

Sorry!

R186 pm your prime home page, scroll down until you see the Paramount Plus logo and click on that. Or maybe turn tv off then back on and try again?

R182 Ageism!!!!

R186, googled "how to watch Golden Globes" yesterday before getting my trial subscription and the NYT said that you have to have the Paramount+ WITH Showtime subscription to watch live. Otherwise, it will be available tomorrow.

When I went into Prime Video tonight, it wasn't right there on the first page. I had to press on the link for my Paramount+ w/showtime channel and the live link was there. Sorry youre having trouble.

*go to*^^ not pm

or just put golden globes in Amazon search bar r186

lol R185 you really hate that guy

Jean Smart's gown was horrible. Style, color - it looked unfinished.

Ariana DeBose thinks she’s hot shit.

You can watch it on regular TV. I'm watching it on CBS.

Lmao I hope Nicholas Chavez is enjoying this. He won’t be back here anytime soon after this year

R199 so strange that the eldergays forgot you can still get tv channels for free

I love Guy Pearce's hot daddy with glasses look.

Yura Borisov was so fucking amazing in Anora

Jeremy Strong looks retarded.

Finally it pops up. Dumb ass cunts. I missed 30 mins.

What's wrong with DeBose?

I wanted Guy Pierce!!!

The presenters’ banter writing is truly woeful

100% deserved. Kieran Culkin was OUTSTANDING in A Real Pain

Debose is a cunt.

Guy Pearce was robbed.

I’m glad Denzel lost! He’s grating.

Gaylenhaal unveils his French giantess beard.

Aww, he loves his Mom!

Everyone loves Culkin via Succession. I didn't see the Eisenberg movie.

Nope. The right man won. Culkin was amazing in A Real Pain

Who is the pouting man in that obscene green hat?

She looks rather trans

OK Demi looks fantastic.

Jeremy Strong looked furious he lost to Kieran

^^ gylenhall’s French date

Jeremy Strong looks like a puppy in a puddle.

Jeremy Strong looked not happy in that stupid suit.

I like Margaret Qualley's hairstyle, but that dress is awful.

The Demi-Margaret thing was cute.

The music and narrator remind me of the NAACP Image Awards.

Jeremy Strong is pissed!

(Fun fact, he and DL fave Chris Evans grew up together)

Demi looks really good.

Kieran was excellent but he’s kind of playing himself. Norton was amazing as Pete Seeger.

I had a hunch, so I put one negative comment/post about Nicholas Chavez on ignore and poof they all disappeared.

Some people are too much.

Thank you r198 i thought i was the only obe who saw that. Ariana hasn't earned her overly confident demeanor.

Those molded, armor-bodiced gowns do little to flatter the female form.

I didn’t” bring you here” - I’ve never heard of you

This is going briskly . Glaser is very good, IMO. More of the crowd needs to loosen up though. Jeremy strong is pissed because he doesn't get to go on stage with his furry mint green getup with matching Kangol.

She does seem pretty up herself.

Cooper..supa duppa!

Jean Smart...so well deserved. Love her. She is outstanding in 'Hacks.'

He thanked EVERYONE in his life!

Culkin won for Succession!

R231. Omg some of you queens are exhausting. wtf did she do. One should be confident. How does that offend.

How many awards is “And Just Like That” up for?

R241: Same as Joker 2

Is Viola going to snot up everything with her acceptance speech? They'll be wipng her mucus off their tables.

R242 😂

[quote]R240 Omg some of you queens are exhausting. wtf did she do. One should be confident.

You say that very confidently.

Strong must’ve known he had no chance to win. Not even a fake smile when Culkin was announced lol.

Did Martin Short bring his side piece, M?

Fuck Zoe Saldana

Ariana was robbed

R245 Thanks bitch.

I thought Nikki Glaser did an acceptable job. Nothing memorable, but okay.

I wish Ricky Gervais was hosting. He would tear everyone a new asshole. Especially Brangelina and Blake Lively.

Please don’t be racist R243

Insufferable or not, Viola had a good look tonight.

[quote] Did Martin Short bring his side piece, M?

No, he brought his wife.

Ariana debose must be so hard to work with.

Is KATHY bATES WEARING SNEAKERS?

Ramos. The room reeks of vinegar and water.

Nikki Glaser's hair is awful. Lifeless, limp and does nothing for her face. Her hairstylist must hate her.

Kathy Bates looks fabulous!

Ok that pope-ular bit was a waste of time.

[quote]Is KATHY bATES WEARING SNEAKERS?

She is, sensible shoes

Kathy Bates looking good.

So is Ramos R260.

Anthony Ramos is so fucking real. Are they even ready for it?

R240 she has a vagina..that offends

Kathy Bates looks shriveled.

You're fucking HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH R264. He's a douche.

Would we say that dress is flattering - at all?

The reindeer won! Good for her.

Ramos is hot to me now. When I first saw him in the robooted She's GOtta Have it series, I didn't find him hot, even adjusting for his Mars Blackmon get up.

Fuller from home alone over Denzel and Ed Norton?

It was nice of Aretha Franklin to donate her gowns before passing.

Jessica Gunning was a-huffin and a-puffin as she walked up those stairs.

Can you feel me?

Is Bates well? She seemed quivery.

It looks like her head is popping out of some blue flower.

Why can’t they make something more flattering for bigger women?

R267 To each its own. He was so fucking Brooklyn. Love him.

Don't have to see Baby Reindeer as the Trixie/Katya Reaction vid Netflix does with its shows and movies spoiled pretty much all of it.

Hannah Einbinder for Hacks should have won.

I wore something like that when I wore a forget me not in a school play!

PLAYED - not wore

"There was a picture of me when I was little ..."

Asshole in crowd: "You mean when you were young." [This didn't happen.]

I'm not in love with the amber background.

the Shogun BSA keeps bowing to everyone. But he's very sweet.

Winners - MOVE YOUR ASS!

[quote] The reindeer won! Good for her.

Better her than Larraine Newman's nepo brat.

That was acres and acres of fabric they used for Gunning's gown. I guess she hasn't heard the name "Ozempic" yet ?

He sounded like a Japanese stereotype, where they go all deep in their voice all of a sudden.

Omg Sharon stone looks great.

Shogun guy….adorable!

"Better her than Larraine Newman's nepo brat. "

I do think Einbeinder is pretty great in hacks.

[quote]R287 Better her than Larraine Newman's nepo brat.

I think Andie MacDowell’s nepo brat is okay, though?

The EY guy is hotter than most of the actors.

I hope they do a tribute to Linda Lavin. She won two Golden Globes.

R266 You're shriveled.

Demi Moore and Sharon Stone are going to any opening of an envelope lately.

Jennifer Coolidge looks unwell

I swear this music is giving me strong Image or Essence Awards vibes.

I’ve had sufficient of Jennifer Coolidge

Speaking of a lot of fabic

I thought jennifer Coolidge had breasts (?)

I've had sufficient of Jeremy Allen White.

At least we didn't have to hear a Jeremy Allen White speech.

Mobster-inspired Fresh Pet commercial:

"If anybody asks, you were at Grandma's."

Those dog food vignettes are better than many of the actual shows.

It must be delayed on Amazon prime.

I love Coolidge, but she’s living proof that not everyone in Hollywood is using Ozempic.

R298 I only recognized her because of her voice. Her makeup is tragic.

R295 Do they usually do an "In Memoriam" segment at the GG ?

Okay /- finally a decent dress. That silhouette is cool.

WHAT THE FUCK is Kaley Cuoco wearing? Why?

Kaley Cuoco needs to fire her stylist.

Morris Chestnut in all red is KILLING it.

Kaley and Jennifer must have the same make up lady and said lady didn’t show up.

I LIKE IT!

Do we need the little pop-up trivia on the bottom of the screen? like we actually give a shit?

Kaley’s dress is an homage to Conclave.

If Ralph Fiennes doesn't win I will not be happy.

R316 Did you get coal for Christmas. Why does that trigger you.

Nate Bargatze!

[quote]WHAT THE FUCK is Kaley Cuoco wearing? Why?

Did she know in advance that The Conclave was going to win, which is why she was dressed like the Pope.

This guy looks like he needs a week of sleep

The Globes are trying too hard at being prestigious.

Give me the party atmosphere and bought winners. This is just boring.

[quote]If Grande didn't get supporting, Grumpy's not getting Lead.

Demi's getting it.

(R316) It looks so cheap

Ali Wong needs to fire her stylist.

Nikki hosted and still couldn't even get the award?

Either the check wasn't big enough or they've officially gone mainstream.

This is awful.

Why is Ali Wong wearing rag strips?

Wasn’t there an uproar over the Globes not being diverse enough? Problem solved.

Long gloves seem to be a trend. No one did it better than Grace Kelly.

This is the night for Asian Actors. #GGsoyellow

It was more fun when 30 hacks bribed by stars gave out the awards. Who picks the winners now?

Where’s Bill Hader?

Aloe Wong is 5’ tall

Adrian Brody looks so fine and tired

otherwise am still looking for someone nicely dressed.

I thought my perspective was thrown off

It's a slap in the face, Jada.

[quote]It was more fun when 30 hacks bribed by stars gave out the awards.

The old Globes would have nominated Glenn Close in The Deliverance and she most likely would have won the fucking thing.

This shit tonight is all wrong.

I can’t wait for Sharon Stone

Where is the goddess a/k/a Hannah Waddingham tonight?

God Nikki's hair - I just can't.

My screen is frozen!!

What's wrong with her eyes?

Is Stone high or stroking out? Them crazy eyes.

they look good together

Sharon Stone looks like that over sexual older lady at that bar who is going to do something inappropriate at any minute.

Run busboy RUN!

She can no longer blink R345

Sharon!

[quote]My screen is frozen!!

No, that’s just Sharon Stone’s face

Lmao the Nicholas Chavez stan upset her fav hasn’t been shown once. No one cares about him. No nomination. Wasn’t even asked to present. Was high as a kite on the red carpet.

A mess

um, sharon

Sharon has always been a spitfire. I admire her for that.

The French translator seems to have never walked in high heels before in her entire life.

lol ok bitch R351 you can just stay on ignore

Thankfully Sharon shows up to remind the audience what a star is.

Uh oh. The Frenchie took subliminal shots at Trump. 👏

Sharon could have translated all of this

Sharon's always had a touch of the crazy eyes. That's why she seemed so natural at playing psycho women.

Why uh-oh, R357? Why shouldn't he?

(R356)😂😂😂😂😂

He's gayer than a three-franc bill!

Wrap it up, Frenchy!

That is a terrible color for Nicholas Chavez.

Who's the cute young black guy carrying the awards to the stage ? He's standing behind Stone in the camera shot.

Anya Taylor-Joy looks like she's visiting from ET's planet.

Cailín!!

Those eyebrows tho.

I wish it had been a tie between Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor. Love them both.

The big steal!!!

kiernan reminds me of robert downey jr.

Cooper Koch looks so gorgeous.

It looks like Nicholas and Cooper aren’t even sitting at the same table. I wonder if the rumors of a falling out are true

Colin was charming.

Colin Farrell is God. Talented. Humble. Adorable.

Video of Nicholas Chavez cutting in line for an interview starting to make the rounds. This dude really is something else.

Could Will Smith have come back and smacked Zoe Saldana to get her to shut the fuck up?

WHOA - Seth is finally handsome in his daddy years. Holy Shit - he's the most attractive I've ever seen him.

Quite a Moira dress

LOL: "I think the Otter was method."

Abby Elliot looks different.

They put the divine Catherine O Hara with Seth Rogan?

Ewwww.

Love Catherine O'Hara. Hot shit although she's not getting a chance to say much.

an anti-Chavez troll distracted from his smartphone

Seth Rogan is still a thing?

Who wrote this shit for Seth Rogen? I want names.

yay Jodie!

Catherine O'Hara has had great work done to her face. She looks so terrific for her age.

Back to Zoe Saldana. I don’t want that bitch to win the Oscar now if she’s going to give anything like the “speech” she gave tonight.

Catherine ohara looks like a paper plate with lips.

Huh, R389?

I love Jodie - no matter what. Good for her.

Jodie looks fantastic.

No matter what what, R391?

Seth Rogan sucks

Nicholas Chavez skipping lines on the red carpet etc??? Wow

Jodie is beloved.

Why the fuck was Sofia running her mouth? Was she nominated and lost? Talk about making everything about her.

Jodie, good. True talent cannot be denied.

Nicole Kidman should have matched the texture of her faux ponytail / fall. The ponytail is all shiny and the hair growing out of her head is more textured and coarse looking.

Jodi Foster is a class act and looked amazing for her age. Did David Crosby donate his sperm to make those kids?

I didn’t come to know “the joy that comes from meaningful, hard work” because I wasn’t cast very much.

Thanks for depressing me, Jodie!

I’m still pissed that Glenn Close was robbed for Deliverance.

Seth Rogan is circling the drain.

Jodie amazing as always.

they also look good together

Here are the CNN photos.

Kerry Washington looks good.

Michelle Yeoh should not have gone with bangs. Usually bangs make you look younger. In her case, it made her look frumpy. She is a beautiful woman and should have worn her hair off her face.

I still think James Woods is the father of Jodie’s sons.

R403, that's a bit of an overstatement.

Aw Jodie's son is sweet. And an organic chemist!

I love Jodie but can actors stop talking about how their brief contacts with indigenous people changed their lives?

Andrew Scott looks like an Immodium bottle.

Garfield looks fucking great.

The other one’s an actor? Just what Hollywood needs - another NEPO BABY!

Look at my cleavage!!

Eh,his beard wasn't looking so great.

Defying gratitude!

R372 who’s not at the Monsters table then?

DEMI MOORE!!

Yay, the cunt didn't win.

Here's amy adams. Looks good. If she's had plastic surgery, very subtle.

Yay Demi! Get your recognition.

I'm so glad Demi won!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! WTF?

Demi!

Uggh. This bitch.

Imagine! Somewhere in the room is the actor who will portray Luigi.

I like that color on Andrew, R411.

Whoa! Where's Zendaya's necklace?

Is the Substance good? I guess I've heard enough people praise it to check it out.

I love the semi-humble flex - "I could make movies that made a lot of money, but ..."

Yay Demi 💖💖

Demi, you get a round of applause from me even though you can't hear it.

The Chavez hater is a 30 year old Korean lady in extended adolescence who 😍 LURVS ❤️💗Cooper. Or a retarded retired shop bottom who hasn't been fucked in 30 years and who 😍 LURVS ❤️💗Cooper.

Loved Demi’s speech.

she's like a fun aunt

Oh Jesus - she’s saying she was almost done with acting, then got this script?? We came so close.

It makes me sick to hear her pontificating like this when she shit on coworkers for decades.

Missed her speech. Anything special about it?

Viola has upped the general standard for acceptance speech melodrama. That said, I liked Demi's speech.

So glad Glen Powell didn't win.

Sebastian Stan's scruff looks great on him. It balances out his high forehead.

R435 She basically gave the aging middle aged black actress speech.

This shit doesn’t make any fucking sense. How is the apprentice a comedy.

Wait - “disabilities and disfigurements”… wut?

The problem is that Demi is super skinny and had tons of plastic surgery. So she still is buying into the skinny thing.

Demi - you've come a long way from being a trailer park poor girl. Soak it up!

Oops never mind I missed what he won for.

It's nice that Sharon has not attempted to freeze her face at an imaginary "50" years old.

Nicole Kidman's Neely O'Hara wig is hilarious.

R427 The Substance is really good, just don't eat while you're watching it.

Sebastian Stan- mench,

From the woman that has a facelift every 6 months

What was Demi's category?

I can't believe Mikey Madison lost. She was EVERYTHING in Anora.

But man, Demi Moore pulled out all the stops in that speech. She is coming for that Oscar hard.

Bummed Ariana & Cynthia lost. Means Wicked will probably lose too.

Demi's speech was great. She threw some shade, but it was subtle. And overall she seemed grateful and heartfelt.

I wonder if Bruce is aware of Demi’s big win.

Praying Stan gets in the Oscars.

R423 = Cynthia Erivo

Don’t they usually show some clips from the movies?

Cynthia in no way deserved to win r452, let's be real.

Is Cyndi E going to bang on about how she as a queer black woman was robbed by #GG so white?

R411 Just found out it's Vivienne Westwood!

they'll just give Cynthia all the trophies for Wicked Fart 2 in 2020-whatever

Demi and Sebastian are long shots for Oscar nods. Mikey was robbed.

How can they expect the winners to navigate those horrific stairs without a railing OR an escort?

Demi for the Oscar!

[quote]R442 The problem is that Demi is super skinny and had tons of plastic surgery. So she still is buying into the skinny thing.

Yeah, she was really giving the Male Gaze the middle finger with her totally natural, unvarnished look tonight!

I want The Rock deep inside me.

Demi is a life long mess but I enjoyed her and her book, and I enjoy her on talk shows. She's game and pleasant and fun.

[quote]R450 What was Demi's category?

Longest Running Bitch in the Leading Lady Category

What is up with Harrison Ford's voice?

Why isn't Calista with Harrison?

I've just had a wonderful idea... an all star cast! Harrison Ford is Joe Gillis in Glenn Close's Sunset Boulevard.

Harrison Ford still is handsome. No Indiana Jones anymore but for his age not bad at all.

Demi won. Wow.

Well hello Mr. Flow.

R450 musical or comedy. The golden globes are so fucking stupid. Sci-fi is drama unless it’s explicitly comedy. They are just whores. And want to reserve all those drama spots for traditional prestige drama. It’s category hoarding and it’s annoying.

Damn Harrison is 82!

Harrison Ford has alway been a crowd pleaser.

[quote]Why isn't Calista with Harrison?

Glenn is sitting next to him and putting the moves on him, bad.

Is Jodi’s son family?

Is the show over in 10 minutes?

Harrison is probably one of the most beloved actors of the American public. Other countries as well, I'm sure.

Demi's speech was outstanding. One of the best ever. Dignified, grateful, meaningful, thoughtful, well-delivered and well-prepared. She was brilliant.

R482=Demi Moore.

[quote]r470 Why isn't Calista with Harrison?

Little Miss Anorexic probably gained 1/4 lb. and can’t face a mirror.

Reading his speech off a phone? WTF???

Glad Pixar/Disney didn't win for their sequels.

I'm sure you idiots would be less critical of Demi if she showed up looking looking like Frances McDormand.

Watch Nicholas’s mouth during this interview. He’s on drugs.

The Brutalist guy is reading from his fucking phone!!!

Demi was just a poor girl from a poor family. She's appreciative. She worked hard for the money.

James Franco did the same thing before he was blacklisted.

I'd still suck Harrison.

I like Mikey Madison, but she's not a big enough name to win the oscar. Nor is the movie big enough to propel her. She's got brutal competition from Cynthia, Demi and Pamela Anderson.

The critics awards will be her reward.

DL is too hard on aging actresses who used to be young sex kittens. Too critical.

Is Demi going to bump off Nicole Kidman for an Oscar nod? Babygirl seems like a joke.

Demi Moore and Courtney Cox could pass for twins. Can't tell the two of them apart. When Demi goes in for 'cosmetic surgery' does she ask for the 'Courtney' ? And does Courtney ask for the 'Demi' ?

Reading your speech from your phone is just low rent to me.

I'm still waiting to see if Ralph Fiennes wins. He's always brilliant and severely, insultingly underrated.

R491 He gave a speech similar to Demi Moore's ?

Agreed, R497.

R493 big enough name? Well it’s her breakout role. Dumbass

R496 and whenever they meet they both forget who's who

I think Fiennes and Conclave could win.

Probably not, R498. It's an understated role which generally doesn't spell "award".

[quote]Is Demi going to bump off Nicole Kidman for an Oscar nod? Babygirl seems like a joke.

I hope so.

When do they show Timothee losing?

LOVE Demi but she's wrong about not having won anything before.

[quote]Well it’s her breakout role. Dumbass

Exactly why she's not winning the oscar.

What part are you too stupid enough not to understand?

[quote] I'd still suck Harrison

He’s probably taste like the end of the wand of your vacuum: dusty and dry.

Brandy Carlisle is a babysitter these days.

Good to see Elton and hear him joke.

Why do I feel like that Elton John joke wasn’t in the script.

Trent Reznor looks good - are we sure he isn't a little gay?

i wish he'd done a mic drop with it

Elton certainly liked that pick.

I’m rooting for Demi for an Oscar nod. I think she was humbled quite a bit when she was kicked to the curb by the industry, but she did bring it on herself with all those crappy movies she did in the nineties. I always thought she was content being a popcorn actress, considering how much she pocketed for her movies. But I grew up with her films, good and bad, in the 80s and 90s, so I’m glad to see her back doing the best work of her career.

That silver neckchain with the tux looks chav as hell - so trashy looking.

Reznor and Ross’s scores are indecipherable.

Is it better to read off paper?

Jeff goldblum get it daddy!!

Painful.

R518 bullshit.

Also does one have to be gay to look good?

I think Jeremy Strong is doing his level best to be Jeff Goldblum.

Marianne Jean Baptiste won the best actress award from the NY, the LA, and Chicago Film Critics and wasn't even nominated tonight.

I thought Demi was fantastic but I think the praise being heaped upon her is because the bar for her has always been set so low and she surpassed it for the first time in her career.

Daniel Craig spotted at Zendaya's table.

(Or vice versa.)

R519 Yes.

Well, Wicked got a little recognition.

Trent Reznor is hot. He was cool when I was in college in the 90s. How is he still hot?

I love Cynthia Eviro. She is so charismatic and just fun even if she is sometimes a sour puss. Yess bring back larger than life personalities. Bring back the movie star era.

Goldblum and Yeoh are pretty painful. Who wrote that?

R524 get a fucking grip. Marianne wouldn’t even be nominated in the Demi category tonight

Zoe trying to make the moment about her?

Demi won a lot of Razzies and nominated for even more.

Happy the Challengers score won.

Challengers got less awards love than I would have liked, but the score can't be denied.

The Substance was one of my favorite movies of the year and I'm glad Demi won. Her speech was nice.

Zoe Saldana's was hysterical nonsense, and the "I'm dyslexic!!!" preface was embarrassing. That "speech" honestly made me absolutely hate her.

That Emilia Perez guy up there is adorable.

[quote]R524 I think the praise being heaped upon Demi is because the bar for her has always been set so low and she surpassed it for the first time in her career.

I detest her shitty personality, but she was excellent in IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK and MORTAL THOUGHTS.

After Demi won, I knew Sebastian Stan was winning, as their movies seem to be the female and male "desperate measures to improve our apoearance" counterparts.

I will always love Elton for the masterpiece Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. I saw him live in '76 and there was not one boring moment.

Sebastian Stan's performance was in a comedy?

What an awkward exchange between Vin D and the Rock

[R524] Marianne wasn't nominated in any category that's the point. In what universe is Demi Moore a better actress than Marianne Jean Baptiste?

Vin Diesel?

Vin Diesel? Anthony Mackie? What is this, 1998? Why are these has-beens still appearing on awards shows?

Saldana’s speech was very humbling.

Vin Diesel is serving Bruce Willis realness

Vin is getting a Pelican gullet double chin. He better get on Ozempic before people start throwing fish at him.

I liked Demi also in "Margin Call" and "Flawless," a diamond heist movie with Michael Caine.

R522 eat a dick.

Vin talking like he's Orson Wells or some shit. Damn!

Vin Diesel is uncharismatic

Shut up, Zoe Saldana. Get off the stage. The Original Score award was not about her. Why was she on stage?!

[quote]Demi Moore and Courtney Cox could pass for twins. Can't tell the two of them apart. When Demi goes in for 'cosmetic surgery' does she ask for the 'Courtney' ? And does Courtney ask for the 'Demi' ?

There's a Friends episode where Courtney's character lets Phoebe cut her, and she asks for "Demi Moore hair", but Phoebe misunderstands and cuts it like Dudley Moore.

Vin Diesel's popularity is just lost on me.

Vin Diesel has always been kinda fugly to me.

Demi was fantastic in Margin Call, R548. Everyone was great in that movie - a true ensemble. What a cast.

I wanted Wicked to be beat by Twisters

I love Cynthia Eviro. I must repeat it. She gives me so much life.

Demi Moore was actually cast on General Hospital because the producers wanted a Margot Kidder type

That sparkly dress is Wicked!

scary

Vin D looks like the old neighbor next door working in his yard.

Cynthia is really going for that Las Meninas look with her infanta style gown with the side panniers. She looks ridiculous.

Amy Adams was pretty but kind of bland when she was younger. She’s a striking, gorgeous woman in midlife.

Those fingernails....

Is Ariana Grande secretly dumb? Is that an industry secret?

John Chu is too manic to be believable. Is it the spectrum or is it the cocaine?

Michelle Yeoh looks younger (and prettier) than her two co-stars (and I don't mean Jeff Goldblum).

Sum ting wong

Stfu and get off the stage

Cringe!

I don’t think it’s much of a secret, R566.

Cynthia Erviro looks like she needs to be on a feeding tube.

Do you get the feeling Chu was thinking I'm only getting one shot at this speech and it's right now.

Jon M Chu gave way too long a speech for such an utterly bullshit award.

It scares me to death that anorexic Ariana and Cynthia will forever be role models for young girls.

Did I tell you all I went to WICKED author Gregory Maguire’s house for lunch in Concord… and he gave me cheap deli leftovers in plastic containers?

It was a let down.

That was one corny speech.

At least Glen Powell and Twisters are going home with nothing.

Absolutely, R574.

Wild Robot should’ve won, not Wicked.

No Fiyero, I mean Jonathan Bailey, tonight. I think he’s performing on stage in London.

When is Amy Adams going to win an award?

Nicholas Chavez on drugs? Color me shocked. Enty was right again.

Cynthia Erivo looks much, much scarier at the Golden Globes than Bill Skasgard does in Nosferatu, down to the even scarier fingernails.

I hope Robert Eggers is taking notes.

For when this reaches 600

Wicked won the Golden Globes Show Me the Money category!

Why is the dreadful Sarah Paulson sitting in the audience? I don't think she's been nominated for anything.

Forgive me if this was discussed upthread. I've just joined in.

Cynthia cannot eat. That’s why she is so thin. She can’t eat because she can’t poop. And she can’t poop because she is unable to wipe her ass with those fingernails.

Jon M. Chu is adorable. I'd poke his ass.

Oops… Prt 2 here

Still waiting for Ralph Fiennes to get some appreciation.

Wicked is the Glenn Close of movies!

Oh, I just got my answer re Paulson.

[quote]Wicked won the Golden Globes Show Me the Money category!

And it should not even be a category.

That one accountant is fucking hot.

Damn, Brosnahan and Paulson look like they wandered in from a PTA meeting in Levittown.

Marianne and Demi weren’t in the same category.

Beset TV Movie….

Marianne would be drama but I’m not sure if they even submitted her or may have got the screeners in too late for her to be nominated.

(I sound drunk)

BEST!

Baby Reindeer was riviting but that's not to say it was the best thing I've ever seen. The acting make it more.

Ozempic is doing Melissa some good

The voiceover announcer needs to not speak so much.

I love how Jean Smart's career has just ascended so much the past 10 years.

It must feel great at 73.

Christ. Paul W. Down Syndrome's eyes have spread even further apart.

Globes '61