Carter Reum (Paris Hilton's husband) is absolutely gorgeous!

Beautiful man

Breathtaking!

Fuck off OP. Stop posting so absurd where it appears the Hiltons are dataloungers.

Carter Rectum.

sniff ** sniff**

Who's going to tell her?

Smelling the WHOLE bakery!

ha ha ha sure OP. Has he actually fu*ked his wife? All very well jacking off into a jar to help conceive those kids.

The cookie smelling face is strong with this one

How did they end up with that baby with the huge head?

Owns several Mrs Fields franchises

Is he the one that had a child with another woman before he got with Paris?

Carved Rectum. Nope. The IVF offspring have the large football-shaped heads eugenicists look upon favorablly

Isn’t PH a sapphic sister?

I seem to recall she prefers women.

R15 But he already has a kid with another woman..

De gustibus non est disputandum.

Woof

OP "Carter Reum (Paris Hilton's husband) is absolutely homosexual!"

Hi Carter @OP, R1, R17 !

He has a shark's fake smile.

How does one pronounce that?

Ree um?

Roym?

Rum?

Rhem?

They have long deep conversations about Dostoevski and Kierkegaard.

He was a hungry tiger and poached her.

So many cookies, so many smells.

I never understand how super vain 'pretty' women end up having babies with men who aren't that attractive and then their babies get the father's genes.

Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, there's a long list.

I hate to say it - and I feel bad for the kids - but you know everyone thinks it when they meet the star with their kids. Oh - they look just like your husband! (what a pity)

I don’t care if my girls marry fags, as long as they got enough cash to buy those cunts furs and Birkins!

[quote] I never understand how super vain 'pretty' women end up having babies with men who aren't that attractive and then their babies get the father's genes.

Paris's gene pool is not that much above the husband's, IMO. Look at her mother, Kathy.

Why did God have to take my hot husband when this wonkey-eyed cookie-smeller with his worthless aging snatch wife was so much more deserving.

Wow - that article at R26 is something - if even half of it is true, it makes a lot of fucking sense.

Jerry Oppenheimer's book "House of Hilton" is the last word on Big Kathy and her brood. Mama Kathy raised her kids mostly on Long Island when they were young, starting with Little Kathy (Paris's mom) who they hitched to Rick Hilton. But it was Kim who was the real sacrificial lamb and a double earner (career/marriage) whom the family managed to pass off on Gregg Davis, a real coup since his family owned oil and 20th Century Fox, but it only lasted three years. Kim's next fiance was a man who was murdered in a hit while he was talking to her on the phone. Kim has been put through an unholy ringer and it's no surprise she struggles with sobriety.

To be honest, their mom wasn't really all that. Just goes to show the power of personality and determination.

All of the Hilton women have awful noses.

I don’t know where my soul is 🐦

R32 - they all have nosejobs though?

Cute in a dorky way.

Would be interesting to see a photo of Big Kathy when she was young. She was the Kris Jenner of her time.

R32, they need revisions

Big Kathy was the only one who looked happy at Kim's wedding. C Thomas Howell was in the photo.

This People mag article has some photos of a young Big Kathy (not talking about the photo in the preview).

If that’s the type of guy you’re into, OP, then you sure found a good one!

Ii find the dynamic of all the women in that family interesting.

Big Kathy a monster, capable of anything, and each one of them-Kathy, Kim, Kyle, Paris, etc-speak of her as if she were a saint.

Kim’s problems can be directly traced to Big Kathy and how she used Kim to gain money and entry into circles where her girls could land wealthy women.

The one time her gold digging skills failed was with Kyle’s first husband, an Indonesian man who never learned to speak English. Big Kathy pushed Kyle into a teen pregnancy/marriage with him, only to find out he was broke. The marriage quickly ended, and Kyle was always the poor relation until Housewives, and Mauricio’s career took off.

Kim and Kyle's relationship morphed into Baby Jane and Blanche Hudson somewhere along the line. They switched. Kim was the star. She was prettier, she made all the money, and she did everything her mother said to. Kyle, who fucked up by marrying a broke Indonesian on her first tryout eventually came out on top when she hooked Mo, sold the Palm Springs House Kim paid for and managed to make her dependent on them when she started boozing. And yeah, they idolize Big Kathy who was a monster.

So far Kathy's other daughter Nikki snagged a Rothschild and had a kid with him so that's a major Big Kathy coup right there.

[quote] Who's going to tell her?

Fag!

I don't blame Kyle and Mauricio for Kim's woes. It seems like Kim was hard-up for money and Kyle (and Mo) bought her share of the Palm Springs house. After that, Kyle and Mo gave Kim an allowance. Kyle accused Kim (in the blowout bus scene) of being like a "second wife" to Mauricio. Kim did not deny it.

Kyle was a bombshell stalking around that limo and telling Kim off like a bitch. "You're an alcoholic!"

You think that's gorgeous? Oh well, lucky for him.

How come Kyle didn't get a Golden Globe for that performance?! She was sexy AF in that scene.

he’s goofy looking and has a five head

Twilight Tandem. She doesn't need him. She's worth $300M to his $50M.

Paris is gay right? She should be hooking up with Taylor Swift!

He looks like a ventriloquist's puppet in that photo at R45. She looks like she has her arm in his ass.

If he were any gayer his name would be Gay Gayerson

Adrienne Malouf was also in that groundbreaking scene. I had never thought of her as a peacemaker, but there she was, in the middle between Kyle and Kim.

Is he rich or something? Why would a known slut marry a guy that looks gayer than a pink Christmas tree with rainbow string lights and a cock tree topper?

OP = Helen Keller

R53 see R48

I have a love/hate thing with the Housewives shows, but DAMN that Kim/Kyle limo scene is riveting.

As is this:

Yeah, that limo scene was riveting. The masks fell off.

The Amsterdam restaurant scene seemed kind of scripted, IMO. I do wonder what Kim wanted to say about Harry Hamlin. Kyle swished away (crying) in her cape, like a chicken, as usual.

Can anyone explain why the kid has a giant head??

What was it about Harry? That he's bi? That Rinna uses a strap-on him (she admitted this on the podcast and then took it back after Harry got wind of it). They never filled us in. I mean we know Kim's a fall down drunk but what ABOUT HARRY!!

Ewwwwwwwwwww

The rumor I heard was that Harry either assaulted/fucked/me too’ed Julianne Phillips when they did a movie together in the 90s. Rinna had just married Harry , and she threatened her. Whatever hapoened, Phillips hasn’t worked since in Hollywood.

R60, why?

Wasn't Julianne Phillips married to Bruce Springsteen. I mean, Harry was handsome but Bruce was, well, Bruce Springsteen. On second thought maybe that's why he dumped her, for fucking Harry. IN any event, it still doesn't approach the scandalocity I expected from KIm's stifled revelation. She had some major tea that Rinna didn't want out.

Big Kathy pimped out (literally) Kim, starting when she was barely a teenager. She would introduce her to older men who could “help” her to get better parts. She’d tell Kim to “be nice to the man”.

I’m not sure if Big Kathy picked her daughter up after these “dates” were over or if she used her designated driver, 12 year old Kyle. She did count on the youngest daughter, Kyle, to get behind the wheel and pick up Kim and one or both Kathys when they were too plastered from bar hopping to drive anywhere.

Kyle was also barely a teenager- which I guess in Hilton-Richard’s world meant it was ok to give Kyle such responsibility

There is some evidence that BK pimped out Kyle similarly.

Mommy Dearest also used physical abuse and verbal abuse and emotional abuse with her daughters on a regular basis. Her fits of rage were legend and also terrifying to her children.

If you’ve done any work with abused children, you will understand why Kyle and Kim (but especially Kyle- the baby of the family) speak of their mother with such reverence..

In Oppenheimer's book we learn about the lengths Big Kathy went to to steal Kim and Kyle's future father away from his wife and family on Long Island. Big Kathy slammed Mrs. Richards's legs in the door of her Lincoln and stole the boring Mr. Richards (who had "some" but not enough money) right out from under his family. Just whisked him away and he went happily too until he was ultimately destroyed and left behind like a desiccated husk of a former human being.

[quote] But he already has a kid with another woman..

We have to pretend all weird looking men are gay and all normal looking men are straight in order to preserve DL’s depression era homophobia.

If they ever decide to remake Mr. Sardonicus he’d be a shoo-in for the lead.

R67, LMAO

He has a perfect nose.

Goddamn these Richard/Hilton bitches really were born with huge noses. Luckily they’ve had them replaced 2 or 3 times each until they found the right honker .

I can't read Kim's name without seeing her shot to death in Assault on Precinct 13.

Nope. He's goofy-looking.

GURL!

Absolutely gorgeous???

Let’s not talk about the husband.

Wait....Paris married......FIRE MARSHALL BILL?

R76, omg

[quote]Who's going to tell her?

Hold my quaaludes.

Does anyone else read his name and see Carter Rectum?

R76 bahahaha

He's straight? With that shit-eating grin?

You think you’re gay because you eat shit, R81? Are you actually attracted to men or do you just tell yourself that while you eat your shit?

Rectum? I nearly killed him!

Apparently his last name is pronounced Reem.

When pronounced like it's spelled, (REE-uhm), it sounds like some sort of medical term, like Santorum. The suffix -rrhea means "flow" or "discharge."