JD Vance is Getting a Nose Job

Did he have Peter Thiel's dick surgically removed from his ass?

Is he a coke junkie like Don Jr.?

Sinus surgery. Sure Jan.

They're pumping Thiel's cum out of his stomach.

After a year of sticking his nose up Trump's feces-laden ass, this is probably urgent surgery.

Ladies please, you're talking about our future default president!

R6 No, that would be Elon Musk. Trump is VP, and JD is nothing more than a bridesmaid at this point.

Eez eempordunt surgry.

Like mye keedneez.

Vance will always look like a creepy Chucky doll no matter what he does.

Trash. Trash. Trash. All this trash is about to inherit the White house again because the democrats are idiots. And Biden a power hungry fool.

R1 But wait maybe it’s one of those surgeries for his fissure, since Jaydine is Pete’s bottom when he has no other gentleman callers to push over the balcony.

He has been cast in Celebrity Presidency, and wants the perfect soap opera nose.

He’s having neckbeard enhancement. No cause for concern.

Lapband surgery

Buccal fat removal

R10, no, the idiots are the people who voted GOP

Getting his anal prolapse surgically repaired

he looks so bloated in that pic he is disgusting and has a very homosexual face

Removing a coil from a couch from his penis?

R17 “what’s the password?” “Rosebud”

Vaginal tightening

Lapband surgery

[quote]he looks so bloated in that pic he is disgusting and has a very homosexual face

Don't offend homosexuals by saying that, R18. He's disgusting all by himself.

He looks like fat Regan MacNeil there.

[quote]Trash. Trash. Trash. All this trash is about to inherit the White house again because the democrats are idiots. And Biden a power hungry fool.

Correction R10: Trash is returning to the White House because Americans voted for trash. They were given a choice, didn't give a damn and decided that four years of Trump is what they wanted. Stop letting them off by deflecting the blame away from the real culprits who are responsible for this.

BBL and anus tightening

Gender reassignment surgery.

Getting a boob job so he can compete for Trump's attention

It would be so funny if he died the same way Joan Rivers did. That is to say I didn't laugh when Joan Rivers died because I liked her a lot but if he died in the same stupid way that she ended up going that would be hilarious. I once worked with a girl who nearly died because she turned out to be allergic to the anesthesia and nearly killed her.

I'm quite pleased that I ended up being quite handsome and seem to be getting even better with age. The one thing I probably maybe change is me teeth because I have like a Madonna David Letterman Gap but then again people comment how much they love my smile all the time.

It could just be to remove a nasal polyp.

I'm sorry. So sorry. I didn't read the whole script. I was blinded by my need for an Oscar.

He’s a drugged up cunt too

Getting dick enlarged.

What's that raised pimply-looking thing on his tongue @OP?

R8 What a whore

R32 Per typical you got a nomination but that’s about it.

Gap-toothed smiles are sexy, r30.

The couch fucker is trash. Where’s that wife of his, anyway? Shouldn’t she be doing “family pictures” and shit on the interwebs?

I guess Jimmy doesn’t want anyone to know he’s married to an Indian immigrant child.

JD Vance, Elon Musk and Donald Trump. Each one a freak. What a strange a fucked up country the USA is that you’ve placed your future in their hands. Y’all shit the bed big time.

R10 Fuck off, Hortense.

Go back to "X." No one wants you hear and everyone knows you're a MAGA cunt.

R40 ????????????

You smoke some bad shit or something. What the fuck are you talking about? I am not who you think I am so don’t try me.

R41 Keep tryin', Hortense.

You're as bad at lying as your orange rapist cult leader.

R42 He must be your cult leader cause I don’t fuck with Dump. Wtf is a horse tense. Lawd, people on these damn bath salts and shit. I’m Teacake btw.

R43 Shocking.

[quote]I am not who you think I am so don’t try me.

I don't think a single person on Datalounge wants to try you, r43.

R45 😂. Nice comeback. I respect a witty comeback.

Will he get donuts with sprinkle stuff on 'em as he recovers?

R45 "We have sufficient."

So original, Hortense.

R47 Remember when his lame ass went to that donut shop and tried to strike a conversation. I don’t know why they stop calling them weird. This turd was supposed to be Trump’s Achilles heel.

R49 I think it's interesting that we've heard virtually nothing from him since the election. Musk has taken over presidential duties and Trump has become VP.

[quote]So original, Hortense.

So lame, r48.

The fatfaced bastard needs to get some major liposuction.

I already paid for Ozempic for this fat-faced bitch

Jaydine will ALWAYS look like a fat faced, evil Campbell's Soup kid.

His nose is fine. It was probably lipo around the face, removing the carb fat that he hides with the beard. Then some tightening of the loose skin. And perhaps a tiny chinplant?

I mean, he's going to be President within a couple years.

[quote] I mean, he's going to be President within a couple years.

NOOOOO! We can't take being fucked repeatedly by JD!

If you're a craven sociopath like JD Vance, and only one man is standing in the way of you achieving the highest office in the world, just how irresistible would it be to knock him out of the way?