Datalounge turns 30 this year!

Twink death.

She doesn't look a day over 18!

Wow, its birthday is in May, just like mine! Please tell me the DL is a Gemini like me!

Ayds ™️ diet candy has kept DL slim all of these years.

R3 she's a two-faced bitch if that's what you mean?

R5 exactly!

I volunteer to collect money for the anniversary present. Venmo details to come.

I'm ready for my close-up, Mister DeMille!

DL a Gemini?

She strikes me as more of a Pisces.......a dreamer, a liar.......she's a thief and a shitkicker and, uh, she'd like to be famous!

How does Muriel eat her jello?

[quote] How does Muriel eat her jello?

Suppository.

R11 Does it expand in size?

Will we finally get VPN blocking as an anniversary present?

What.... in Dog Years?

I wouldn't piss on any of you miserable cunts if you were on fire.

XOXOXO

[quote]I wouldn't piss on any of you miserable cunts if you were on fire.

Given the advanced age of most of DL, I doubt anyone else can either.

Thirty? Ugh, I am SO not interested.

Me neither.

So does this mean Datalounge is an eldergay website or do we have to wait another 10 or 15 years to reach that status?

Party at Bea Benaderet‘s place!

Are we finally getting a new interface this year? Its been over 10 years on this one.

R21 You’re telling me she needs a facelift at 30?!?!

We are finally getting to see the light

DL should have gone to Carousel three years ago.

I wonder if there will be a whole site makeover like we had for the 20th anniversary.

You bitches are horrible. I think DL looks great for her age.

Do I think she'll find a man? No. (Not with those thighs.)

But I think she's a great friend and with a super winning personality.

Woww I've been a paid member for 24 years. I'm a fossil.

[quote]Will we finally get VPN blocking as an anniversary present?

I’d be happy with an edit button.

Nah, no VPN, no Datalounge would cut a lot of crap around here.

no VPN OR no Datalounge, rather*

VPL has been a DL thing for many years!

VPN-driven horror trolling has, too

DL has been around longer than I've been alive!

Does the 30 years of existence count the days of downtime when you-know-who has gotten drunk and spilled her bottle on the masking tape and paper clips?

Manvox has been around for 31 years

Don't mention Manvox, for fuck's sake!

Datalounge hasn't been feeling well, so I'll be taking on her role for a few weeks. The age difference is barely perceptible, I'm told.

It’s starting to sag in certain places.

I’m just sayin.

DL is a Gemini AND a Millennial with a 30-year track record of pointless, two-faced bitchery and emotional carnage from which tender-hearted Eldergays such as myself may never recover.

I hope it stays okay to use a VPN. My last software update caused me to have one and I know nothing about it. If I can just skate along in blissful ignorance, I will.

We’ve attempted to adopt Arial font, implemented a new security measure and upgraded to Windows 95. Does the IT have any more updates before I send out my memo?

You can’t stop progress!

DL is now too old to date for most DLers.

We really need to enshrine this somewhere.

R41 Is DL still on 56k dial-up? Cuz bitch needs to at least catch up to Afghanistan.

[quote]Datalounge hasn't been feeling well

Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!

R44, did Andy cohen REALLy say that about the DL?

R47, yes!

What is the exact DOB?

[quote] Backend

Tee hee.

R50 We don’t know. She was adopted by two gay dads at an orphanage. Rumor has it that she was an adult when they adopted her and not a child as she claimed.

She was a FAS baby

And a fat baby and adult. We’re still talking about Muriel right? Right!

[quote] She was a FAS baby

I like blue.

I’m Joey Luft at R55!

Don’t forget to pour one out in memory of Ginny from Billing. Well, at least those of you who aren’t tedious recovering alcoholics and morons doing Febfast or Dry July or some such other shit.

I think it was May 6, 1995, R50

20 days too early, so no carrot

I wish i had known you during my teenaged years. "Dear Datalounge,My best friend just showed up at my door step at 1:00 am, he took me to his "favorite spot" which is an empty parking lot. Did he want me to suck his cock? should i have sucked his cock?

r48, and I bet he loved it

Shouldn't the DL be in an Assisted Living home by now?

Quick, someone prank call David Ehrenstein and remind him: Lena Horne was a lesbian!

I need the Datalounge map if I'm going to find the festivities.

Yes Dataloungeland!

Will the Gift Shoppe be stocking XXXL caftans for me, um all of us, to wear?

as long as she’s stepping into age appropriate clothing that will be harshly and constantly evaluated