Linda Lavin Dies - Part II

She knew what you said about her. And it killed her.

Stow it, Vera!

Our dear Linda was a Libra.

Did she ever have her anus bleached?

R4. Her anal bleaching was the inspiration for that horrible hair color/style in OP's photo

I am stunned this went to a Part 2.

BOPPITY BOP!

Guys, she founded a charity to support victims of anal bleaching. Come on.

Fans should know the price I pay. The biggest female star DataLounge’s got… ever had. And r6 is burying me alive! [italic]Survive - survive -

Where's MY Part II?

Wayne, you’re lucky you got a R2.

Anyone Can Whistle

There’s a new girl in town, for the stars she reached

And so now she’s gonna get her anus bleached…dadadadadummm 🎶

Linda Lavin, who tickled our funny bones and broke our hearts,

The only comfort in all this is Linda has Bonnie in heaven to greet her, to show her around, etc.

They’re probably developing a costarring vehicle together to do up in that big dinner theater in the sky. Maybe that female version of “The Odd Couple”?

And some day, some of us here will get to see it!

R14. Better them then me and that bitch Rita Moreno

She tickled neither or funny bones or our clitties.

Also r16:

BREAKING: Linda Lavin Dies

[quote]How was Linda’s clit?

Well, sure enough, this Linda Lavin thread has outpaced the Jimmy Carter thread. However, we still have the funeral (JC) to go. We can see who showed up, who didn't. Who was avoiding who(m). Who was dressed nicely for a funeral. ETC.!!!!!

Is Linda's sendoff complete with a 100 Straw Exploding Salute?

Is the rumor true that Shirley Jones was considered for the Alice sitcom? I can only imagine her years later putting it in her autobiography that Philip McKeon’s dick was a whopper but still didn’t measure up to her beloved Jack and Davids’ cocks.

There's a new girl in town, with a brand new style!

Linda and Desi

[quote] Philip McKeon’s dick was a whopper

The focus of so many shower nozzle masturbation fantasies.

r20 No

Did you all see Linda's husband talking about her death?

Just watched it. I’d like to console him quite deeply.

He mentioned them having “separate lives.” I’ll bet they did. In other words he was a live-in walker for her.

r25/r26

I wish he would have addressed whether Linda smoked or not. Given how thin she was, I'm sure she did, or at least used to.

[quote] Just watched it. I’d like to console him quite deeply.

I'd console every inch of him.

[Quote] Linda Lavin Dies - Part II

Holy Moses, her death has a sequel!?!?

You fat whores better give ME two threads!

[quote] Better them then me

Oh, dear!

Y’all fucked this whole thing up.

Nobody linked the prior thread.

Nobody linked this thread in the original thread.

Nobody indicated Linda was DEAD to THEM!

I liked Linda Lavin.

There, I said it.

r34 Most people here do.

There, I said it.

r33 You've been drinking - I thought we talked about cutting back.

It.

Was she a man?

R38. She did play one to great success on one of her episodes.

[quote]R33 You've been drinking

Well, it WAS Friday night.

Why have we not heard from Larry King about this tragic event?

Holy crap..I watched the husband’s video. How awful..I assumed she died in a hospital, not in the car and then laid out on a sidewalk for two hours.

Apparently Steve was a teenage runaway......

🎶My Little Runaway, a-run, run, run, run, runaway 🎵

r43 Do a shot every time he says 'uhhh' - you'll be plastered 30 seconds into the video.

R42. Nope. She was dead on PCH for two hours. Just another Weekend at Linda's!

Linda Lavin & Marilu Henner in "For the Future: The Irvine Fertility Scandal" - AUGUST 21, 1996

Oooh thanks for posting R47 - I somehow never heard about this scandal. Very fascinating.

Ok - can we solve who Barbara Wheaton is? In the Husband’s video he put the pot pot roast in the oven. After Boggle - Linda went back to bed. Barbara climbed in bed to read to Linda. Linda asked Steve to take Barbara out for a walk on the beach. Barbara disappears from the story at that point. Next we have Steve driving Linda to the the hospital. Then he mentions coming home alone. Is Barbara still wali g on the beach?

And who took the pot roast out of the oven? Was that Linda who was supposedly sleeping while Steve and " Barbara" took an hour long stroll on the beach? Or was this concocted so that the police couldn't get a proper time of death?

Did Linda's pussy stink?

Barbara, PLEASE!

I always found the comparisons between Lavin and Bonnie Franklin on the DL to be such an injustice to Linda. Whatever she was like behind the scenes, onscreen she always presented as warm and likable. The same cannot be said for the Bonstress. There's a very obvious reason why one actress continued to work in high-pofile stage and television projects for the rest of her life, while the other one wound up playing stock and shilling tap dance videos...

Personal likes or dislikes aside, they did have very similar trajectories for a time.

Both were on Broadway before their lengthy TV runs.

Both of their series ran for 9 seasons - Alice was 202 episodes, One Day at a Time 209.

Both had singing and dancing backgrounds.

Both had costars that feuded with them (Polly Holliday for Linda, Mary Louise Wilson for Bonnie).

Both were part of that song and dance mess with Hal Linden.

[quote]Both were on Broadway before their lengthy TV runs.

Linda was a Broadway baby, r55, Bonnie...not so much.

Having fun replying to yourself fucker face? Go to bed and finger your pussy to thoughts of your Bonnie Franklin and Linda Lavin fantasy

Fabulous!

It's been almost a month. Are we all still in mourning?

Would you like to talk to someone about your grief?

[quote]r59 Would you like to talk to someone about your grief?

I might have to. Will I ever recover from this embarrassing display?

I survived that Lavin cunt, old age ain't nothing!

I'm naming my baby Mel Sharples.

R60. And STILL no Emmy for Miss Lavin. The Academy is blind!

Oh and Dinah has to join in with her warbling, off key self.

ALICE was always cutting edge. The show had its finger on the pulse of America.

R65. Linda looked 90 years old gyrating in the middle of the diner.

R55 I read Mary Louise Wilson's Book, "She Was the Best Thing In It".

She really doesn't trash ODAAT much at all. I was kinda disappointed. Basically, she claimed she hated living in LA, and really wanted to get back to New York so Norman Lear let her out of her contract. If she said anything at all about Bonnie Franklin, It wasn't interesting enough for me to recall.

And she had no trouble trashing people in the book, so that wasn't it.

Official cause of death

A good actress.

A lousy waitress.

[quote]R68 PEOPLE confirmed the 'Alice' star "passed unexpectedly due to complications from recently discovered lung cancer"

I don’t buy it - too convenient.

You have to look first at who benefited. That’s what they do on crime shows.

It was the Illuminati.

I had her terminated.

[quote]Linda Lavin Dies - Part II

Please, could the "Dies" be changed to "Dead" in Part III? I would appreciate it, because as it is I keep having PTSD effects and have to go to the ER.

Much obliged, and thank you for your love,

Her "friend" who was visiting and was in bed "reading her newspaper articles" has been very silent. And who took the pot roast out of the oven?

Steve, I'll comfort you.

[Quote] Both had costars that feuded with them (Polly Holliday for Linda, Mary Louise Wilson for Bonnie).

[Quote] Both were part of that song and dance mess with Hal Linden.

Lavin’s hearse was a Franklin — and Franklin’s hearse was a Lavin!

I still miss her

*sobs*

Bum Bum Fa Fa Fuuummm

I still can't believe it

Linda Lavin died?

Go do your Linda Blair exorcist obsessed thread

What's interesting is Lavin died the weekend between Christmas and New Year's. Many daily shows were in repeats or specials that week. However, the following week I expected to see her mentioned on 'CBS Sunday Morning' - after all, she was a staple on the network for nine years, and very recently she co-starred on their new series 'Elsbeth' last spring. Nothing was said of Lavin. Often they will even re-broadcast an older interview they did on the network - nothing.

When 'The View' returned on the 6th, they covered a few celebrity / newsworthy deaths but not a mention of Lavin who was so popular on television and Broadway.

R83 Sunny demanded that the View only pay tribute to women of color.

Apparently Linda Lavin is more popular after her death than she ever was alive.

My hunch is that Sunny as the lowest likeability ratings of all the View cohosts

What did Flow do that pissed off Linda?

R86 Flo had sex with Tommy in the infamous episode " The Prime of Miss Florence Castleberry". Lavin wanted to sing the song "Mrs. Robinson" during the scenes of them having sex, but Polly Holliday said, "No way".

R87. That's right. Flo couldn't walk for a week.

In a You Tube video, her husband said while driving to the hospital, she died sitting next to him in front seat. He pulled over called 911, EMTs arrived, they removed her to hospital where they were heading.

R82 I could have sworn they replayed Mo Rocca's interview. But that might have only been reposted on YouTube.

The old bitch finally croaked??? Who knew. Or cared.

R90 I think it was only on YT. "CBS Sunday Mornings" didn't do anything for her. At this late point, I don't think they will. Who did she piss off at CBS before she died ?

Linda Lavin has a new show on HULU this Friday,

Three gay men of a certain age decide to live together in Palm Springs, where the wealthiest of the three lives with his mother.

r93 We've heard.

R89. He pulled her lifeless corpse onto PCH and she laid there, baking in the sun for three hours.

R65 That has to be one of the most embarrassing things ever seen on American television.

Linda is the cover girl on this week's TV Guide! Is it embarrassing or tasteless (or both) to feature a dead actress on the cover?

WOW! I thought TV Guide was as dead as Linda Lavin. Who knew they were still relevant and in publication ? I honestly haven't seen a copy at the market check-out or drugstore in over a decade.

Who knew life would be....so SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-TAH!

I'm more interested in David Duchovny's probes than Lavin on the cover.

LInda Lavin's dead?

Used to be sad, used to be shy

Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why...

Kickin' myself for nothin' was my favorite sport

I had to get out and start enjoyin' 'cause life's too short

Why wasn't Linda Lavin canceled? At least once a season she dressed in drag as a male gangster, taking jobs from hard working men.

Is this really the mountain you want to keep on dying on?

Hard to believe the only survivors are Flo and her two replacements.

Hoping against hope Dump and Martha are next. Will prolly be me…

Has a suitable period of time elapsed where it's OK to chase after Steve Bakunas and his big cock now?

R107. Take him a pot roast and leave it on the kitchen counter...

[quote]Linda Lavin Dies - Part II

FAIL. You only die once.