Armie Hammer: 'I'm finally turning down roles again!'

Good. This will also chap the asses of all the Hammer haters on DL, so this is a win-win.

Yeah, but offers from Sean Cody and Randy Blue don't count as "acting" offers, do they?

Being a podcaster is more unseemly than being a cannibal.

Really, R3? Tell that to Julia-Louis Dreyfus and every other star out there with a podcast.

r3 That used to be the case a decade or so ago, but nearly everyone has a podcast these days. And some are making serious bank from the ads, too.

*Ads and/or memberships clubs. You'd be surprised what people are willing to pay on a monthly basis for bonus episodes of a genuinely good history podcast.

Sean Hayes and Bateman were making a ton of money off their podcast.

I see he's learned humility through his ordeal.

My issue with him have never been his fantasies, but the dog thing. I can't get past that.

Who?

Actually, R8, he's expressed a fair amount of contrition, to Piers Morgan and Bill Maher, etc., but you seem to suggest he has no claim to a certain amount of righteous anger over it all--probably because you don't like him. Whatever.

[quote]but you seem to suggest he has no claim to a certain amount of righteous anger over it all--probably because you don't like him.

Why don't you let the attendant check all that baggage for you? It seems to be weighing you down.

Oh, my sides, R12--sure, hunty. Whatever you say.

Arnie was phenomenal in CMBYN. He deserves redemption.

That’s a boy who loves to eat…. Food not women. He didn’t mean it that way!

I’m eager to see him onscreen again. He’s good.

[quote]The worm is turning

Must EVERTHING be about Donald Trump?

What dog thing, r9?

Nobody wanted to see Arnie Hammer even before the "scandal". He's one of those people that Hollywood tried their damnedest to make happen and just didn't.

Good - glad he's back

r12 That was a weird try - and fail - on your part

[quote] Nobody wanted to see Arnie Hammer even before the "scandal".

Sure, Jan r19. That was why, right before this fake scandal broke, he was working regularly in movies--because no one wanted to see him.

Arse and cock out, Armie

[Quote]Nobody wanted to see Arnie Hammer even before the "scandal".

He was really fantastic in The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - fun movie, and he did a great job.

Very au courant, R24--Buzzfeed "entered the chat" in 2017, when that came out.

Turning down jobs, my ass. He’s broke. He should not be taking any job.

Good, maybe we will see less of Jon Hamm.

R27, he's already making 2 movies. And you seem to be a mess of contradictions. Why should he not take any job, dear--especially if he's broke?

He's still so sexy.

Gorgeous - I do hope he regains some success.

He deserves a 2nd chance.

So he's getting so many jobs he's turning them down and yet still whining about selling his car and his tiny apartment?

Roels in snuff films?

Roles in snuff films?

He was also great in “Sorry to Bother You.” But I felt he was pretty much playing himself in that movie, which is why it was one of his best performances.

I really missed his wooden acting. Where can I miss these new films?

I watched Wounds yesterday, with Armie and Dakota Johnson. Terrible film. Armie's acting was mid, but by God did he look good, all sweaty and boozey.

R38 that’s ironic because the film went straight to Hulu.

I agree that Sorry to Bother You was his best performance, and that he was playing himself. He was terrifying.

R18.

The dog was given to another family after this was made public.

Although it’s funny because Hammer said that in his rehabilitation therapy he told his therapist he was highly neurotic about looking well in public and his therapist made him go to McDonalds in his pajama pants and how liberating it was for him.

But photos like above show that Hammer was already comfortable going out in public looking sloppy.

That’s not a photo of a dog bite. Such nice, straight lines. Have you ever seen a dog bite? The dog was given to another family when the Hammers went to the Cayman’s. The Hammer case should be used to illustrate how gullible people will buy anything…especially if it’s negative. Meanwhile Effie posts his daughter’s picture with the comment she hopes her head gets bashed in. But he’s the villain here.

Well maybe Armie has learned his lesson and won’t rape crazy chicks in the future.

His photo at the OP shows him as looking pretty ordinary. I already knew he was a try-hard from his SM content, then that buzzfeed article finished him off.

Have at it.

[quote] then that buzzfeed article finished him off.

Not quite, R44.

[quote] His photo at the OP shows him as looking pretty ordinary.

Not quite, R44.

Every time I see a photo of him I just want to hug him.

[quote]Although it’s funny because Hammer said that in his rehabilitation therapy he told his therapist he was highly neurotic about looking well in public and his therapist made him go to McDonalds in his pajama pants and how liberating it was for him. But photos like above show that Hammer was already comfortable going out in public looking sloppy.

He lies about anything because - outside of work related events - he dressed like a beach bum. He always connected that to living in the Caymans as a kid.

While a step up from cargo shorts and flip flops, at the end of the long press tour for "Call Me By Your Name" he began wearing tracksuits which pissed off Timothee Chalamet fans because they felt Hammer was being petulant because of the praise Chalamet was receiving.

Just look at that beautiful chest.

[quote] at the end of the long press tour for "Call Me By Your Name" he began wearing tracksuits which pissed off Timothee Chalamet fans because they felt Hammer was being petulant because of the praise Chalamet was receiving.

Yes, R48, Hammer should have worn some gender-fluid red chiffon backless number like that attention-seeking red carpet whore Chalamet.

r48 It was petulance over him not getting an Oscar nom - the first tracksuit appeared the day after nominations were announced. But of course the Chalamet fangirls would try to pretend Timmy was at the centre of it.

I never understood his supposed wrongdoings. But his comeback should include dong.

They want him to revive the Burt Reynolds’s role in Cannibal Run

Haters are mad because he gave those whores the time of their life.

Glad I don't live in your sick world, r54. That's some damned evil shit you wrote there, and I hope it was just trolling.

R48 people misunderstand the track suit

It wasn’t the track suit which was important, it was the color, blood-red

When The Lone Ranger premiered to some of the worst pre-release buzz in recent times, he wore blood-red to the premiere

People wear red when they’re angry.

But as far as going out in public, here he is on Kimmel wearing a spacesuit costume with sandals and painted toenails. He did not have a problem going out in public looking unkempt.

However he is being honest about one part of it, and that is that he did not like being TOLD to put on a clean shirt or brush his hair. People with ADHD have executive function deficits, and being constantly corrected for relatively minor social faux-pas has a snowballing effect. When he mentioned this on the podcast, you could hear the anger in his voice. And it was directed at his ex-wife.

ADHD with executive function deficits? Is that what we're calling being a whiney little bitch nowadays? JFC.

Not a tingle, not a twitch for me down there.

I just can’t bring myself to care.

r57 and?

…and a man with a domineering high maintenance wife found a mistress who he beat up. Hardly a coincidence.

r61 Allegedly

Hammer said on his podcast that he would only publicly atone for stuff he’s done that wouldn’t put him in legal jeopardy. If that’s not culpability, I don’t know what is.

[quote] People wear red when they’re angry.

Really, R56? These girls all look pretty happy. So much for your crackpot theory.

Receipts of him beating up anyone, R61?

The House of Effie posted the strangulation bruises.

He was investigated by the police for sexual assault and cleared. Those are the facts of all this.

Of course they let him go, he would have eaten them!

he turns down bread rolls at dinner.

'no thanks, i'm stuffed."

oh, a rich white man was investigated by the police and wasn’t charged! said by someone who probably couldn’t make it to the end of Chinatown

R64 is that blood-red?

Chinatown, R70? And yeah, the police investigated him (at the height of #metoo, I would add) and found nothing to charge him with. Sorry if that gets in the way that he's a physically dangerous criminal, Mary.

The other significance of Hammer’s choice of red

His family owns this painting. It’s the most important work of art Armand Hammer collected and the centerpiece of the Hammer Museum collection.

One has to wonder why so much hate is thrown toward this guy by some on DL. is it just sexual jealousy?

Not only does Dr. Pozzi resemble Hammer…

The man is not bright and it shows in his choice of language in OP's quote.

Other than that I don't care, except the lack of intelligence also shows in his performances.

He's just not much good at it. His best performance, for fuck's sake, was in the bad "Mad from Uncle" because at least he had someone to play off of, unlike in the phony queer movie with the other non-talent.

…but it’s a very big portrait. Almost life-sized.

So Hammer when confronted with feelings of inferiority (a critical turkey, an Oscar snub) he makes this reference (which VERY few people would get) to his family’s wealth.

Also Dr. Pozzi was a noted lothario and Hammer has already said he enjoyed subverting his PR friendly image.

But anyway if you are in Los Angeles it’s worth stopping at the Hammer in Westwood to see. It’s one of the most striking paintings I’ve seen in real life, along with Sargent’s Daughters of EDB.

maybe Armie is possessed by Dr. Pizzo

Pozzi

While a Vigo the Carpathian scenario is amusing, Dr. Pozzi at worst merely fingered his patients, and didn’t eat them.

For that, Armie would have to be possessed by Ugolino and His Sons.

R81 haha yes, but I was thinking more along the lines of Kim Novak in 'Vertigo'

…although ironically Armie did make a joke about eating his children in his podcast with his mother.

Uwe Boll slop is equal to the slop Armie was making (namely "Wounds) before his collapse.

It doesn't matter, really, what's being offered to him. What matters is that he has the right to work and not be blackballed over absolutely nothing that's anyone else's business. He committed no crimes and was completely set up.

r86 Nobody has a "right" to a career in Hollywood. And it's absolutely everyone else's business when that career relies on people buying tickets to movies he's in.

Even if everything went the way he claims and everything was fully consensual, he'd still be where he is now because he showed incredibly poor judgement in saying the stuff he did on his own social media accounts. And no, he wasn't set up, he chose to send that shit from his main IG DMs. He didn't even use his private account, much less Snapchat. Someone that stupid doesn't deserve a career. On top of which he wasn't a draw, and he wasn't talented.

Speaking of his private account, even after all this was exposed he was posting on there that he was faking drug tests so he could still see his kids while still getting high. That's the level of absolute stupidity we're dealing with here - that he learned absolutely nothing.

And none of that, R87, is your fucking business, Gladys Kravitz. But since you insist on banging on about it at great length, clearly you feel very invested.

Yes, everybody does have a right to work and not be blackballed on bogus charges. He was completely played by a woman who pretended great injury was done to her--all for money. The wife also used him for her own purposes.

His poor judgment is also none of your fucking business. Yes, people have the right not to buy tickets to his movies. Yes, companies have the right not to cast him. But he absolutely has the right to defend himself, and whatever work he gets, GOOD. And you can sit on your ass at home and not see any of his movies. That's your right.

They weren't bogus charges though. He typed and sent those messages. He took those drugs. All choices he made himself.

And what money did Effie make, exactly?

There was no criminality in any of those messages, R89. And the wife made out in the divorce proceedings. Again, no criminality. No criminal charges.

He also didn't send those messages for everyone in the world to see, either--another way he was set up. Of course, ultimately, that's partly on him.

r90 Except you said

[quote]He was completely played by a woman who pretended great injury was done to her--all for money

So you were referring to Effie making money.

And it doesn't matter if there was criminality or not. The poor judgement is not something studios want in their actors. They don't want their marketing campaigns being overrun by gossip about DMs because some actor was too dumb to use Snapchat. Hell, he could've at least deleted the messages from his side of the conversation, but didn't even do that. This was all his own fault. So now he's making shitty movies with a director who makes movies to serve as a tax write-off.

No, R92, I meant the girlfriend, who sold her story and the tweets to every media outlet. Also, the girlfriend colluded with the ex-wife because she was fanagling a large divorce settlement. Now, that's a set-up.

But apart from all that...

[quote] And it doesn't matter if there was criminality or not.

Well, it matters in a court of law, but in the court of media opinion and the "cancelled" trend of that moment, he was reckless and stupid. But time has proven no one really cares that much anymore (or at least cares as much as you), so yes, he's working again. And he can move on to better stuff.

I would still let him wreck my hole.

Yeah I know, I'm awful. You don't have to tell me.

Why is that awful, R94? Don't let the likes of Gladys Kravitz at R92 shame you.

r93 You've made up that bullshit story about the ex-wife being behind all this in every thread and never been able to provide a scrap of evidence to back it up. And Effie didn't sell any tweets, she posted them on her own social media for free.

And "better stuff" like doing a Uwe Boll movie? Sure, the new Eric Roberts, what a move up.

OP- I bet he's NOT turning down beautiful big cocks to SUCK TO COMPLETION.

R96, I've only read that about the wife and girlfriend. I have never posted it before. Maybe it's bullshit. And I said the girlfriend sold her story and tweets everywhere. The wife already had it in the bag in the divorce settlement. And what's with calling the ex-wife by first name? That's such a sleazy form of familiarity you're not entitled to, and it shows your allegiance to someone you don't even know.

He should just whore. Sell both holes. He's still pretty enough for that!

r98 Wow, you're actually an idiot, aren't you? Effie wasn't the wife. Everyone calls her Effie because we can't be bothered to remember how to spell her surname. It's hilarious to see you flail around once you've been called on your bullshit though. You don't even know who's who and yet you're pretending to have insider info. Stop embarrassing yourself.

What Hollywood celebrity isn’t damaged goods?

Is he still posting here? Armie, if you read this, you are welcome to my home and hole anytime you're in Australia.

He could get all up in my guts anytime.

With a fork or...?

R100, YOU call her Effie as if you know her. I never claimed "insider information," you dumb cunt. I know he didn't commit any crimes, andf that both his ex-wife and his girlfriend got as much as they could get out of him. And now he's slowly crawling back, and that chaps your ass. What could be funnier than that?

Are we sure he said "roles" and not "rolls"?

A friend of mine told me he was the best lover she ever experienced.

Of course she did.

r105 So go on then, a single source showing that Effie made any money at all out of this.

You might want to Google Uwe Boll's filmography before celebrating there.

R109, I get it: you hate him for some unfathomable reason. But while you're mocking him and his efforts to have a career again, you might want to acknowledge the ex-wife herself is completely undistinguished and was happy to be Mrs. Armie Hammer and everything that brought to her when the going was good.

r110 Seriously, just one source.

She's worth in the neighborhood of $5 million and he's worth nothing, R111. She did just fine.

Meanwhile, she's been lounging about the Cayman Islands.

r112 Go on, a source showing Effie is worth $5 million.

I thought Armie came from money. I’m talking old money, prominent WASP.

[quote]R9 My issue with him have never been his fantasies, but the dog thing. I can't get past that.

OMG - what did he do to his dog??

Who purposely hurts pets??

Armand Hammer sounds like a WASP name? My God the people here get dumber every year.

R117 you know what you’re right. But I know he comes from money.

R116 see r40

Hardly abusing a dog. I used to provoke my dog to bite me too when I would mess with him while he was eating.

Piggybacking on what r92 said

Hammer said on his podcast that he didn’t like his movie star image, so he purposely set out to undermine it with “careless” behavior

He essentially admitted to sabotaging all the movies he had filmed and was signing up to film

You will never understand Armie Hammer until you understand that he did not like this person. ⬇️ This person was just as fake as the “cannibal”, a persona he created to shock people (I don’t believe he actually ate anyone or even would eat anybody if given the opportunity.)

So what is the real Hammer? Look at the tattoos

[italic]The combination of the aleph and scorpion tattoos could reflect a complex internal duality within Armie Hammer. The aleph, which is the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet, often symbolizes beginnings, unity, and infinite potential. In contrast, the scorpion symbolizes danger, dominance, and destruction. Together, these tattoos could represent his self-perception of being a figure caught between two extremes—on one hand, someone capable of reinvention or potential redemption (aleph), and on the other, someone fully aware and perhaps even proud of his darker, more dangerous tendencies (scorpion).[/italic]

[italic]This juxtaposition suggests that Hammer might see himself as embodying both creative and destructive forces. The aleph could signify a desire for new beginnings or control over his narrative, while the scorpion emphasizes the darker, primal urges that have been exposed through his behavior. Rather than signaling remorse or a desire to change, this pairing of symbols might indicate that Hammer sees both sides—light and dark—as integral to his identity. It could also suggest a fascination with duality and power, acknowledging both his potential for transformation and his inherent danger.[/italic]

Why would anyone want to hire someone for a job who is so self destructive and tries to burn everything down like that though?

That would be a very poor choice, in my opinion. I wouldn't want to work for a boss who would put my hard work and time at risk because of someone like that.

He should write, direct, and finance his own stuff. Then he can be as flagrantly self destructive as he wants.

🎵 Hungry like the wolf 🐺

R123 they won’t.

Armie has become the proverbial “scorpion on the frog’s back.” He is not castable because people don’t think he will change his destructive nature. Claiming the scorpion as his own, with its tail pointing toward his groin, is remarkably self-aware of him.

R114...

[quote] He is not castable

He's already being cast again, R125.

Person who posts celebrity net worth links -

Enjoy your 24 hours.

Prove it's wrong, R128.

If he gets a second chance so should Kevin Spacey. Spacey has been through two criminal trials and two lawsuits on two continents and still hasn't been found guilty or liable of anything

Except in the case of Spacey, R130, I know three actors, including a relative, who was either approached or groped by Spacey. It's true he wasn't convicted, but he's still guilty of being a sex pest over and over.

There were articles in tabloids about his ex-wife colluding with Efrosina Angelova in an attempt to take Armie down and obtain full custody of their children. Effie herself has posted screenshots of the text messages from Elizabeth Chambers more than once. Look it up!

Well maybe stupid shouldn’t have married and had affairs with crazy chicks!

R131, it's not illegal for a gay man to "approach" someone idiot.

r126 That's not Effie.

r132 No there weren't. There were articles about Chambers contacting Effie for information about the affair, and encouraging her to speak out and get a lawyer. But that was all well after Effie posted the screenshots. If the articles you claim existed actually did you would've linked to them yourself.

Sorry, I don’t do links. Just google “Elizabeth chambers Effie” and scroll down. The articles are there. You’re welcome.

He should go on one of those cooking shows

r136 You're full of shit.