MAGA ❤️ Whitney Cummings!

Has there ever been worse delivery. She sounded like a nervous robot.

She’s never been funny. A Sarah Silverman wannabe.

I was shocked to learn she is only 42. I thought she was easily in her mid to late 50s.

She’s always been a terrible comedian. Two broke girls. That stupid sitcom named after her.

She’s an utter cunt, so desperate for a fanbase she debases herself willingly ugh.

Whitney problem at its core is she has always been one of those girls who ought to have been pretty. She has all the components of attractiveness, yet the whole is less than the sum of its parts. She obviously tries, but it never really quite works and no one would say she is an attractive woman.

In terms of artistic output, the only thing I need to know is she bears responsibility for the excretion of that nadir in American comedic arts, Two Broke Girls, which should be reason enough alone for her to slink away from the limelight for good.

I've never thought she was funny, and now I also think she's a cunt.

Nothing worse than an unfunny cunt.

I prefer Quinn Cummings

R8 As do I. I followed her on Twitter (before I deleted my account) and she was charming and funny...the polar opposite of that Whitney cunt.

As I said in one of the threads last noght, the drone/Boeing line genuinely made me laugh. But that was one out of about 50. She kept going and going and going....

She's a talentless whore. I could never stand her.

Who?

You could see something like this coming back on Fresh Prince.

I don’t know how much a primary would have helped. It seems like the right thing to have done, but Biden made his decision late.

100 days seems like a very short time for a primary, a campaign and the Convention.

I love how concerned they are about Kamala - the sitting vice president - being “forced” on Democrats. All the while, they pretend like they had no choice but to nominate Trump over 12 options. Those getting over their skis should remember how quickly the tables turn.

Whitney is absolutely reveling in her newfound MAGA celebrity.

Here she slyly equates gays/Democrats as being pedophiles.

Whitney worked on Chelsea Handler's "Chelsea Lately" show, and the recurring joke was to guess how old Whitney was.

who?

Who is she?

Meh - she went in too hard and tried to get some spotlight. Didn't land well.

She's not MAGA - the joke just failed.

R20 Take a look at her Twitter feed. She's definitely MAGA.

I just read that she created 2 Broke Girls. No wonder she wasn't funny!

R17, Maga Supporter Heather McDonald also was on The Chelsea Lately show. Funny since Chelsea herself is very, very liberal.

I wish people would quit rehashing the election. Fox still does daily. Not sure why.

Not sure who she is. I thought it was Laura Loomer at first.

Here she is in 2019, trying to distance herself from Roseanne's MAGA tweets. This about-face is the only funny thing she's ever done.

[quote]She's not MAGA - the joke just failed.

Come again?

Her joke about crypto being astrology for men was funny.

I prefer Dick Cummings

More comics should’ve been making these jokes a year ago.

We might be in a very different political reality if they had.

Gawd, her shtick came across like some oldtime “Ed Sullivan Show” comic routine read off cue cards and going on unfunnily for way too long (think Bob Hope or Phyllis Diller). Stiff and dull as a board.

R30, more comedians should making jokes about Trump and how people like you are dumb enough to support a rapist and criminal

They did, endlessly, and it made no difference.

She strikes me more as one of those idiots who are supporting RFK Jr since he'll remove fluoride from tap water and such.

Also, r32, I really believe that people like you are a big reason why we have Trump in office.

The whole point of my post was that we could have avoided another Trump presidency had Democrats in top positions been brutally honest about both Biden’s failing state and Harris’s unpopularity.

Instead, any criticism or questioning of either Biden or Harris was met with “”MAGA!” or”OK, Boris.”

Mindless knee-jerk reactions and purity spirals. Republicans do it was well. This is an Achilles’ heel that should be exploited rather than mirrored. This was an election that Democrats should have carried handily. But yes-men like you helped sink it.

Happy New Year anyway.

she acts exactly like my aunt who has to take tranquilizers for constant mania

What lie was told? Delivery could have been better. She is fucking hot.

Hot? With all those fillers?

She waited til she was retirement age to get funny? Oh, well: old ladies are eccentric.

We muted when she was on. I can't stand her. She makes my skin crawl.

Digging in deeper.

R37 is a maroon.

When a Mary has been triggered.

She’s a Right-winger and was being the Roseanne debacle.

[quote] more comedians should making jokes about Trump and how people like you are dumb enough to support a rapist and criminal

The majority of the war on comedy is coming from the woke left. Comedians and the public are sick and tired of it.

[quote] Not sure who she is. I thought it was Laura Loomer at first.

You must be blind.

[quote] Funny since Chelsea herself is very, very liberal.

And a drunk whack job who slept her way to the middle.

[quote] Maga Supporter Heather McDonald also was on The Chelsea Lately show.

MAGA? Link.

Weren’t her parents from the south, eventually moving to D.C.?

If IIRC, her father was a V.C. & her mom worked for Neiman Marcus in Texas as a PR person.

She grew up in a very conservative household, as did many of us here.

Fortunately, most of us didn’t go conservative or MAGA.

R48, here. She's clearly MAGA, she is just trying to keep it hidden. But she has expressed her conservative views elsewhere.

This is who Heather follows. Draw your own conclusions.

I never got what her appeal was--it was like the powers that be were always pushing her as some edgy up and comer. I think she'll have more success by being part of the MAGA/douchebro crowd.

R45 Awwww...Hortense is upset that people make jokes about her orange-hued rapist.

Thoughts and prayers, honey.

R45 A day in the life of Hortense:

So Heather McDonald and this asshole were on a show with Chelsea Handler, Ross Mathews, and Fortune Fiemster? It just goes to prove that if a woman can’t get a man because she is a hatchet-faced bitch, she’ll go from being your best friend to your worst critic if it means she can get some attention from any conservative asshole who has a decent credit score and whose face doesn’t scare children.

My opinion on the comedy world and who’s targeted or who’s off limits is that I think it’s certainly unequal. Both sides have sacred cows which immediately call for boycotts, but in general it seem to me that while a lot of conservative comics make a meal of calling liberals child molesters, if liberal comics make reference to the commonly held belief of most Republicans that it is preferable for a 14 year old to carry a close male relative’s baby to term than for a different 14 year old girl to get a buzz cut, wear flannel, and start using the name Seamus because it makes her feel more comfortable at school.

I've always hated her. Looks like I was right

R55, care for some balsamic vinaigrette for that word salad? What part of “Whitney’s Roast of 2024” did none of you even see on the TV screen? You all know what a roast is, right? Comedy ain’t pretty, folks. Just because a comedian on live TV made jokes about democrats you are all melting down.

Late-night comedy hosts including Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel spent 2024 repeatedly bashing now President-elect Donald Trump — and experienced another bad year as their cultural relevance and viewership continue to crash.

The network comedians told a total of 1,463 jokes about Donald Trump and Kamala Harris during the recent fall election period, with a whopping 98 percent of them aimed at Trump, according to a recent study by the Media Research Center. The study covered the period from September 3 through October 25.

In addition, 78 percent of jokes aimed at vice presidential candidates targeted J.D. Vance.

Stephen Colbert even featured Kamala Harris as a guest in October, where she was treated to softball questions that she still managed to flub. The clear bias comes as the network shows continue to lose their cultural relevance.

Several recent polls have shown that voters don’t care about the political opinions of celebrities.

For the recent presidential election, a full 75 percent of Americans said a celebrity’s endorsement of a candidate made no difference or not much of a difference on how they voted, according to a Rasmussen poll released last month.

Meanwhile, an AP-NORC poll released this week showed just under 40 percent of Democrat respondents said they approved of celebrities sharing their views on politics, while just 11 percent of Republicans and 12 percent of independents said the same.

R57 fuck off Whitney. Go have some pills.

R58’s crap is a Breitbart article.

[quote] So Heather McDonald and this asshole were on a show with Chelsea Handler

Oh, dear.

R58 Hortense is upset that people make jokes about the party that is the globe's biggest joke and whose leader is a walking, talking, waddling, gas passing joke.

Fuck off, you miserable cunt.

Heather McDonald has always been open about being a Republican. Chelsea used to make cracks about it on the show.

R63 Being a Republican is one thing; being a demented, racist, fascist MAGA cult member is something completely different.

She has a kid now, apparently.

I can imagine how shocking it would be in this polarized country for people who have only ever hear jokes about Trump and have never heard any comedian poke fun at Biden to suddenly hear ribbing of the Biden administration.

I can imagine how shocking it is for Whitney Cummings fans to realize she isn't funny.

^ She has fans?

R68, the two or three people who watched 2 Broke Girls. They exist. I think?

Cumdumps for Cummings!

she isn't funny but I love that she has the guts to stick it to Biden. she should tell jokes about Jill Cunt Biden holding up Joe Weekend At Bernies Style. she should also tell some indian jokes about Kamala and fake black accent jokes too.

Jill is the reason we got stuck with Trump again.

R71 Hortense working hard to try and deflect from all the domestic terrorism committed by U.S. citizens this week, one being an ardent Trump supporter.

[quote] she isn't funny but I love that she has the guts to stick it to Biden

Yes, so stunning and brave when he has like 3 weeks left in his term.

[quote] she should also tell some indian jokes about Kamala and fake black accent jokes too

You are too stupid to realize that she is, in fact, Indian and code switching is a thing.

R71 The cuntiest cunt who ever cunted.

One of Ben Affleck's former hookup bitches, when he was married to Garner and still drinking. Allegedly (I don't doubt it).

I generally like Whitney and think she has her moments, but there is also something about her personality that can ring as pandering and desperately ambitious which I don't like. She has always claimed to have grown up in poverty but I have trouble buying it when you read the facts about her life. She constantly credits her ambition and success to the fact that she "grew up poor". I'm sure her parents were in fact dysfunctional alcoholics who were bad with money, but that is simply not the same thing as "growing up poor".

R73, it takes gus to get on CNN in front of Anderson fuckinf Cooper and tell Biden jokes.

Kamala lying about working McDonald's jokes and lying about coming from a working class family jokes are needed though.

Kamala fake black accent is not authentic. The vocal fry airhead accent is

She grew up with wealth.

Yeah, poor - like my partner who grew up in one of the wealthiest suburbs of Boston in a well-educated, well-off family but his house didn't have a swimming pool, so he always says he "grew up poor."

It looks like Whitney's publicist wrote the lede of her Wikipedia article. The second sentence of the article onward:

[quote]Cummings grew up in a challenging environment marked by her parents' divorce when she was five and being raised in a dysfunctional, alcoholic household. Cummings found direction through her education at St. Andrew's Episcopal School and studies at the University of Pennsylvania, graduating in 2004. Her early career was marked by ventures into stand-up comedy, acting, and internships, including one at Washington's NBC-owned television station WRC-TV. Cummings moved to Los Angeles after college, making her mark with a role in the low-budget thriller EMR and her participation in MTV's Punk'd. Her stand-up career took off in the mid-2000s, being named one of 10 Comics to Watch in 2007 by Variety and participation in the Comedy Central Roasts of celebrities.

Most people in wealthy suburban Boston don't have pools r80. They all live within 30 mins from the beach, they don't need it. It's never been a status symbol in those towns or areas, it's not SoCal.

In fact, I daresay having a large, fancy inground pool in say, Wellesley Hills, Concord or Dover might be considered a bit tacky and nouveau riche.

R77 It only takes alcohol to be a fucking sloppy, unfunny cunt live on CNN.

[quote] it takes gus to get on CNN in front of Anderson fuckinf Cooper and tell Biden jokes.

No, it doesn't. What is intimidating about telling jokes like that next to Anderson? What is he going to do, yell at her?

R77 Seriously, Hortense, why are you even here when no one buys your tired, worn out MAGA talking points?

Is it because everyone with a brain has left "X" and you no longer have anyone to troll over there? Is it because you got suspended from BlueSky when you tried to shift your trolling to that platform?

Your behavior just goes to prove one thing about your and your fellow cult members: You're only happy if you can try and make others as miserable as you are.

Thoughts and prayers to you and your fellow rapist apologists. Enjoy your eggs which won't be getting cheaper under your convicted felon and porn star fucker.

[quote]it takes gus to get on CNN in front of Anderson fuckinf Cooper and tell Biden jokes.

It might be uncomfortable. It would be like making fun of Nancy Pelosi in front of Pelosi's husband. It would be awkward.

R77 Reposting this for you, Hortense:

OK, R82, maybe it wasn't the pool. It could've been something else equally ridiculous, like not having live-in domestic help (it was the 60s/70s). Honestly, he hasn't mentioned it in the past 15+ years since I mocked him mercilessly when he first brought up his impoverished childhood...

She got on tv in front of a Biden worshiping audience (who else watches CNN ) and told some extremely risque jokes that triggered the audience. She's got balls.

R89 I don't think you know the meaning of the word "risqué," Hortense. But then again, you're a brainless MAGAt, so that's no surprise.

Her "jokes" weren't anything near risqué. Lame? Yes. Tired? Yes. Predictable? Yes. Lazy? Yes.

Do you know what those words mean, Hortense? As a brainless MAGAt, you should (except maybe for "predictable," since that word has four syllables).

r90, she clearly struck a nerve. Biden supporters dont like when their God is joked about. especially when his mental fitness is questioned.

How did she strike a nerve? Her jokes weren't funny. She didn't strike anything.

[quote]Biden supporters dont like when their God is joked about.

This is truly insane coming from a magat. Democrats don't worship their candidates, as evidenced by how easily they move on from them. Magats on the other hand...

I feel for the MAGAt troll on this thread. Another end-of-holidays no sex weekend is around the corner. Oh well, at least there's that bottle of vodka. Or two. Or three...

[quote]Yeah, poor - like my partner who grew up in one of the wealthiest suburbs of Boston in a well-educated, well-off family but his house didn't have a swimming pool, so he always says he "grew up poor."

That makes no sense. Swimming pools are not common among the wealthy in the Northeast. Not have a swimming pool as a class marker for a person being "poor" is not something anyone in the Northeast would even consider.

R91 She clearly struck out. And so did you, Hortense.

Why don't you run over to "Truth" Social for your validation? You know, that's Vice President Trump's social media platform. Not to be confused with "X," President Musk's platform.

R94 Don't forget the Trump blowup sex doll, too.

R77 Who's gus? And where is Whitney taking him?

[quote] Democrats don't worship their candidates

It’s true that Democrats didn’t honestly worship Biden. It would be better to say that Democrats performatively expressed their love for him. That’s obviously less required now after what happened, and there are some criticisms being made from inside the house, but I think most people would agree that there is still a hive mentality to protect him even when the criticism or humor is well warranted.

She's going after Tim Walz now.

[quote] Female comics are never gonna be universally beloved so there’s no point in even trying

The irony of a MAGA twat pulling the "sexism" card.

that's from her post at R100 FYI

Her boyfriend is a wife beater.

Does calling Biden old really count as humor, r99? It feels like haters grasping for something to criticize.

R104, it's not. It's been done to death for fucking 5 or 6 years now. This is probably why all her jokes on Two Broke Girls--I unfortunately sat through at least 6 episodes--were all repetitive. Cannot believe it lasted multiple seasons.

[quote]Democrats don't worship their candidates

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mighty Joe Biden, bitch please.

Expect to see more left-wing comics come out and start trashing the dogmatic progressive left. People are tired of the PC shit.

Oh yeah giving a politician a dumb nickname is the same thing as idolizing a rapist, r106. You sound very smart.

R108, Two words: Tara Reade. Let's not forget poor Ashley having to take showers with him too.

Clinton had several rape allegations and you guys elected him twice.

Fuck off R109. That bitch Tara Reade tucked her tail between her fat legs and moved to Russia after she was proven a liar.

R57 The democrats lack of a sense of humor is why we have lost so many straight men.

"R111 is a stupid asshole!!"

What, you don't find my humor funny, R111?? You're the reason for everything that's wrong with America!!

[quote] Clinton had several rape allegations and you guys elected him twice.

You are too dumb to realize the 90s had a drastically different political environment and that Clinton had strong appeal throughout the country, not just among Dems.

There’s someone that actually still believes Tara Reade?

"Clinton had strong appeal throughout the country, not just among Dems."

sort of like two time winner Trump.

No, Clinton had far higher approval and nowhere near the dissaproval Trump has. Not comparable.

r116 Still a rapist who sold working class Americans out with Nafta.

R117 So...Clinton is rapey and bad, but Trump is rapey and good.

Typical MAGA logic there.

R118, I'm shocked the MAGA turd's ocmment has 4 upvotes.

R119 Probably all from the MAGA turd herself.

R120, the poster is no doubt Whitney Cummings herself, desperate to cling to any relevancy she has.

[quote]I'm shocked the MAGA turd's ocmment has 4 upvotes.

Nafta was bad for workers and American factories.

trump didn't rape E Jean Carroll. She said all men think rape is "sexy". And she got raped in the 90s but didn't come out about it until he was running for president the second time ? Jesus.

Juanita is consistent and has been talking about it since the 70s.

NAFTA is viewed positively by a majority of people with just a HS degree or less.

R123 You do realize that E. Jean Carroll is just one of DOZENS of women who've accused your orange felon of sexual assault, right? E. Jean's was simply brave enough to sue him...and win, by the way.

Do go on, though, about what a fine man your rapist is.

R125, Its funny to me that you're so partisan that you don't understand that someone can dislike Trump and Biden (and the racist Clinton) equally.

^ Clinton is now a racist. Sure, Jan.

R126 What a dumb MAGA fuck you are.

R128, they aren't just MAGA, they upvote their own comments several times. How pahtetic is that?

Even Clinton regrets NAFTA.

[quote]Even Clinton regrets NAFTA.

I wonder if he would do a death bed confession about what he did with all the women. He seems like the type who would believe that would help him with St. Peter.

R131 Pretty sure that if there's a heaven, I'd be willing to bet money that Clinton getting there is a lot more likely than that orange felonious rapist ascending.

Total MAGA.

She's obsessed with groomers.

R133, she's delusional enough that she thinks she's still a liberal.

I wonder if she's getting menopausal psychosis. She's qanoning pretty hard

Juanita also signed an affidavit stating that it didn’t happen. She also claimed Hillary secretly knew and when she shook her hand at an event for health care workers at the governors mansion and said “thank you for all you do” she was really thanking her for keeping her mouth shut. Juanita’s first husband also said he never told her and nothing seemed out of the ordinary out of the time and didn’t recall that she had an injury on her lip.

Juanita also doesn’t believe any of the women who have accused trump or any other republican/right winger of sexual misconduct.

Almost without exception, the white men I know who complain about humorless Democrats forcing them to change their political affiliation were already closet conservatives pretending to be libertarian. They weren't driven from the party, they were always more drawn to Ron and Rand Paul and their support of Obama or Sanders was an anomaly.

She is seriously obsessed with Jared Leto and believes he up to nefarious deeds.