Which men look like they're made out of silicone?

Steven Weber

Alan Tudyk

Taron Egerton

Rono.

It rhymes with Schmelon Schmusk.

He has Frank’s eyes.

Bryan Johnson, the tech guy who has spent millions on health and longevity.

He looks a lot better than before - but he looks like a robot now. And talks like one.

R5, that dude gives me bad dreams. So creepy.

Tom Holland going by this photo someone posted of him in the Men's Health thread

R6- How he looks- 100%

However I finally watched his videos, and he is actually a NICE guy- nothing like I expected. Not even weird.

However he looks HORRID, and far worse than he did before he started this mission of his-

R8 - it's his skin - it's fucking translucent. I think it's all of the red light therapy and other skin treatments. He needs some tanner but he probably won't use it because of the chemicals.

And he grew his hair back - that IS his hair, but he uses some vegetable based growth serum that has a brown extract that makes it that color.

He needs some highlights or something.

He does sound like a decent guy - particularly after his ex-fiancee wanted to extort him for $9 million in a bogus #MeToo complaint. He was trashed in the press - and there was no evidence and her attorneys were sanctioned for their behavior.

Personally I get a low-key gay vibe from him - he's an ex-Mormon so he may be really repressed.

Plastique.

Let us mourn Jocelyn Wildenstein, Ur-Queen of Plastic and Silicone.

Can plastic people find true love?

Will Kirby from Big Brother

Peachy Boy falls into this category.

Matt Bomer

[quote] Personally I get a low-key gay vibe from him

That's funny, I do too.

[quote] Peachy Boy falls into this category.

Why Peachy Boy?

Most of these guys look great.

Barry Manilow and Kenny Rogers spring to mind.

R15 - just because he was married to a woman and has kids (being an ex-mormon) doesn't mean he can't be gay.

He's the founder of Venmo apparently.

Hi betch

Ryan Seacrest.

R19 may be the first instance I've seen of someone obtusely reading *too much* irony into a post.

Garrett Clayton looks like a Stretch Armstrong doll brought to life, Ted style.

Cade Maddox. Waxy with plenty of filler.

If he had a beard Garrett Clayton would look like a carpet seller in Damascus!

Matt Rife

I will never understand this plastic doll fetish. These guys need to have a group viewing of “ beauty is in the eye of the beholder “ (Tzone)

Who should be the facilitator ?

Patient 18

[quote] Who should be the facilitator ?

[quote] These guys need to have a group viewing of “ beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Those are pig people not plastic people.

Is Ronan still a thing?

Perhaps he is a thing on the Island of Misfit Toys.

Joe Biden.

R31 he just put out a documentary on surveillance technology a couple of months ago. His work might not be as high profile as earlier stories but he’s still around.

Unfortunately I do have to concur with OP that he looks kind of plastic at the moment which is probably Botox. He should ease off on that — he’s only in his mid-30s, he doesn’t need it.

Will the Botox settle on Ronan?

R35 eventually. He should get some therapy for his dysmorphia though and stay away from the knife, Botox isn’t the only work he’s done. He was beautiful before he started tinkering with his face and things are only going to get more Ken Doll-ish if he keeps going.

Thanks goodness he looks nothing like Woody!

Cillian Murphy.